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| Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8267 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 19 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 152 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 5 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
Our server is like a wacky sitcom where every player is a zany character with their own quirks and catchphrases. From the overly dramatic builder who insists on only using pink blocks, to the mysterious hermit who communicates solely through interpretive dance, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But beware, not all friendships are created equal on our server. Betrayals, pranks, and elaborate schemes are all fair game in the quest for ultimate Minecraft glory. Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone steals your prized diamond sword and hides it at the bottom of a lava pit.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts chaos and camaraderie, come join us! Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe accidentally set your friend’s pet llama on fire in the process.
