empireland.joinserver.ru
| Key Features |
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| A never-resetting map, meaning your hard work will never go to waste. |
| A ranking system based on time played, without a pay-wall. |
| An active community with player-ran shops and events. |
| A system to sell, and rent claims tailor-made for our server. |
| Discord | https://discord.the-perch.net/ |
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| Map | https://map.the-perch.net/ |
| IP | rd.the-perch.net |
Feel free to ask us questions, either here, or in our Discord!
Q: How do I join The Perch Minecraft server?
A: You can join by using the IP address rd.the-perch.net in your Minecraft client.
Q: Is there a ranking system on the server?
A: Yes, we have a ranking system based on time played, without any pay-wall restrictions.
Q: Are there player-ran shops on the server?
A: Yes, our server has an active community with player-ran shops where you can buy and sell items.
Q: Can I rent claims on The Perch server?
A: Yes, we have a system in place for selling and renting claims tailored for our server.
Welcome, brave souls, to the most absolutely twisted Minecraft server that *ever* existed or will ever exist, depending on how you measure existence! Are you ready to question what is real while trapped in a pixelated nightmare? Trust me, this is either the greatest arena of creativity or the black hole of despair that will consume your sanity! Who needs logic when you have blocks and madness? You’ve already made the worst decision of your life by coming here, my friend, so why not dive deeper?
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Dimension of Floating Cats | Every hour, reality warps and you are surrounded by feline overlords. They are watching. Always. |
| Infinite Lava Pool | Swim or die! Choose wisely, for the lava is actually chocolate if you are wearing a hat made of nachos. |
| Crafting Your Own Agony | Use the essence of your lost hopes to create mystical items that will give you powers—like the power to scream. |
| Respawn in the Mind of a Fish | When you die, lose all your items but gain a newfound understanding of what it is like to swim in eternal despair! |
| Weather Control with Typewriters | Type your wishes, but watch what you ask for. Bursts of snow may bring joy, or geysers of marmalade could ruin your day! |
Q: How do I join the server?
A: You must first sacrifice your understanding of reality. Then, chant the sacred numbers: 42, 7, and the sound of silence. If you don’t hear the Earth laugh, try again!
Q: What mods do you use?
A: Mods? Oh, sweet summer child! The only mod we embrace here is the one that lingers in the background whispering secrets you aren’t ready for. Every block has a story! Every block is a lie!
Q: Can I report players?
A: Reporting is a construct. What if the players are just figments of your fractured mind? Who are you to judge? Just embrace the chaos!
“I have my penis foreskin and I tried to RP as an American jew by pulling it back. I don’t get it?”
“Reality is a construct, and I am less than a shadow in the digital void!”
“Every time you blink, a new lifeform is born in the pixelated abyss!”
