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ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

Adventures, arguments, arranged marriage, ArrangedCraft, blocks, Communication, cultural expectations, Dads, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family gatherings, fat shaming, Gender Roles, hatred, homelessness, housework, insults, Islam, love, Marriage, meets, mom, Pain, scolds, Story, terrible relationship, Thyroid

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	162	Endless Night Skies:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.

AnimeIsntSexist Minecraft Server

animation, Anime, AnimeIsntSexist, criticism, Cultural differences, cultural perspective, Diversity, entertainment industry, equality, Female Characters, feminism, Gender Roles, gender stereotypes, Japanese culture, media representation, Minecraft, Misogyny, portrayal of women, Server, sexism, social commentary, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1539
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t understand the true power of anime? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where anime reigns supreme and women are portrayed in the most empowering and kick-ass way possible.

Forget about those non-believers who think anime is sexist, because on our server, women are the ultimate warriors, leading armies into battle and slaying dragons with their kawaii powers. Who needs a knight in shining armor when you have a magical girl by your side?

So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where anime rules and sexism drools. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll unlock the secret power of the waifu and become the ultimate anime master. Don’t miss out on this epic adventure!

Minecraft SMP: /asp/ – Vtuber Ventures & Startup Shenanigans

#youtube, advice, ASP, Audience, capcut, Company auditions, davinci resolve, Feedback, General tips, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, Premiere, Shenanigans, smp, Startup, Startups, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Ventures, Video editing, Vtuber, Vtubers, What to avoid

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	9353
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Astral Projections Made:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old rules and regulations? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish.

Join us if you want to receive Vtubing advice from the most eccentric and out-of-this-world characters you’ll ever meet in the Minecraft universe. Need advice on whether to stream on Twitch or YouTube? We’ve got you covered with the most outrageous reasons you’ll ever hear.

And don’t even get us started on the audience for X! We have viewers who will watch anything, even if it involves riding pigs off cliffs or building giant statues of potatoes. Need a video editor recommendation? We’ll suggest the most bizarre options that will leave you questioning your sanity.

But wait, there’s more! We have open company auditions for Hololive and Niji, where you can showcase your Vtubing skills in the most absurd and ridiculous ways possible. And if you need useful links, we’ve got pastebins that will make you laugh until you cry.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure insanity. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Let the madness begin!

HotelHatersCraft

baby safety, beach house, beach vacation, Boundaries, family conflict, family dynamics, family time, family vacation, hotel expenses, hotel stay, HotelHatersCraft, in-laws, postpartum, privacy, sleeping arrangements, Small children, space constraints, surprise visit, unexpected guests, unexpected visitors, vacation etiquette

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	3628
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as unexpected in-laws showing up on your beach vacation? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate surprise party!

Join us for a virtual adventure where you can build your dream beach house with sliding doors (just like the one in the story), but watch out for surprise guests who might crash on your couch and play poker until midnight. And don’t worry, we have plenty of transparent glass showers for all your unexpected showering needs.

But be warned, you might have to kick out your in-laws and pay for their hotel room just like in the story. It’s a family affair on our server, where drama and chaos are always welcome!

So if you’re ready for a beach vacation full of unexpected twists and turns, join our Minecraft server now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate family surprise!

ConfusedByRedstone – Minecraft SMP

brain teaser, complexity, comprehension, ConfusedByRedstone, confusion, conundrum, Difficulty, Enigma, Enigmatic, Explanation, inscrutable, Logic, Mechanics, Minecraft, misunderstanding, perplexity, puzzle, Riddle, Science, smp, Technology, unfathomable

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	1356
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Magic Items Found:	8023
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Are you tired of trying to understand redstone contraptions that make your brain hurt more than a creeper explosion? Then come join our Minecraft SMP where we promise to confuse you even more with our wacky and nonsensical creations!

Our server is home to the most bizarre and mind-boggling builds you’ll ever see. From a roller coaster that defies gravity to a house made entirely out of cake (yes, it’s edible), we guarantee you’ll be scratching your head in confusion and awe.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them in their quest for domination or will you stand against them and fight for freedom?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about the game, then come join us! Just be prepared to have your mind blown (literally, we have TNT cannons everywhere).

CraftingFails

biggest mistake, blunder, cautionary tale, CraftingFails, Disaster, error, error in judgment, Failure, Fault, learning experience, life lessons, mishap, misstep, mistake to avoid, mistake to learn from, mistake to remember, MISTAKES, oversight, regret, screw-up, worst mistakes

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	7602
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7999	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Join our Minecraft server and make even worse mistakes!

Ever accidentally punched a creeper thinking it was a cute green pig? Well, on our server, you’ll accidentally unleash a whole army of creepers on your base!

Have you ever dug straight down and fell into a pit of lava? Well, on our server, you’ll dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava…filled with dancing skeletons!

Join us for a wild ride of chaos, mayhem, and hilarious mishaps. Who knows, you might just end up accidentally building a rollercoaster that launches you straight into the jaws of a giant zombie!

So come on, join our server and make the worst mistakes of your Minecraft life! It’ll be a blast…literally.

BelgorodCraft: Putin’s Panic Land

Belgorod Oblast, BelgorodCraft, crisis management., emergency assistance, emergency declaration, emergency management, emergency measures, emergency preparedness, emergency relief efforts, emergency resources, emergency response, emergency response team, emergency services, emergency situation, emergency support, federal emergency, government intervention., Land, natural disaster, Panic, Putins, russia, russian news, state of emergency

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3138
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	8384
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6

OMG GUYS, HAVE U HEARD? Russia just declared a federal emergency in Belgorod Oblast, but who cares about that when u can join our EPIC Minecraft server instead?! 😂🎮

Join us for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ! 💥🐷🕺

Forget about real life drama, come build your dream castle with diamond walls and obsidian floors! And if u get bored, just hop on a llama and ride off into the sunset while shooting fireballs from your hands! 🔥🦙🌅

So what are u waiting for? Join our server now and let’s create chaos and mayhem together! Who needs a federal emergency when u have THIS much fun in Minecraft?! 😜🎉🔥

Zap-Free Brain Gain Server

Brain, brain activity, brain function, brain stimulation, cognitive function, cognitive performance, Connection, electrical current, electrical stimulation, exercise benefits., exercise research, forced muscle movement, gain, mental health, movement therapy, muscle control, muscle movement, neurology, physical activity, relationship between exercise and brain activity, Server, study, Voluntary exercise, ZapFree

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9893
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ores Mined:	9497	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we make your brain big smart with all the voluntary exercise you can handle! no forced muscle movement here, just pure fun and cognitive performance improvement! our players have reported solving complex puzzles in record time and crafting the most epic builds ever seen in the minecraft universe. don’t miss out on the chance to level up your brain while having a blast with our awesome community. join now and let the brain gains begin!

MBlockss

1.20, 1.8, amazing, Community, Custom, Game, high quality, Ip:, IRL Money Rewards, MBlocks, Minecraft, ONLINE, paypal rewards, Players, Prison, Server, Skyblock, Staff, Supported, Survival, Top Player, Unique Content

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4330
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Divine Spears Created:	23	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15

MBlocks is a high-quality Skyblock server featuring paypal rewards, unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you! Work hard to become the top player on the server!

IP: mblocks.net

1.8 -> 1.20 are supported!

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srv57.godlike.club:26366

Serenity SMP: Where Peaceful Hobbies Meet Chaotic PvP Bedrock Shenanigans

Asia, bedrock, Build Responsibly, chaotic, Griefing, hobbies, Keepinventory, Language Use, Meet, No Doxing, No Excessive Swearing, No Exploiting Bugs, No Impersonation, No Spamming, one player sleep, open world, Peaceful, Philippines, PvP, Report Issues, Respect Other Players, Semianarchy, Serenity, Sethome, Shenanigans, smp, Spawn, Tpa

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	9420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Dimension Hops:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7

Minecraft Bedrock Serenity SMP

Feature	Description
TPA	Teleportation feature
Sethome	Set your home location
Spawn	Spawn point location
Keepinventory	Off – Items dropped upon death
One player sleep	Enabled for faster time progression
PvP	Allowed in the game
Griefing	Allowed as long as not excessive

In-Game Rules:

Respect Other Players
No Cheating or Hacking
Build Responsibly
No Spamming
No Exploiting Bugs
Language Use
Report Issues
No Doxing or Threats
No Excessive Swearing or Toxicity
No Impersonation

Playerbase: Asia

Current players are from: Philippines, India, Indonesia, Europe, North America

IP:

serenitysmp.online

Port:

19132

Discord:

Let me know if you want to join discord.

Crafty Secrets Minecraft Server

#venting, ANONYMOUS, Cathartic, Community, Confessions, Crafty, hidden, Honesty, INTIMATE, Minecraft, open up, Personal, Private, Release, Reveal, safe space, Secrets, Secure, Server, sharing, Support, Trust, unburden

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7514
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of keeping all your secrets and confessions bottled up inside? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spill all your juiciest secrets in the safety of our virtual world. Need to confess your love for a creeper? Done. Want to admit you’ve been hoarding diamonds from your friends? We won’t judge (too much). Our server is the perfect place to let it all out and have a laugh while doing it. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular visitor, so you never know what kind of crazy confessions you might hear. Join now and let the truth set you free!