Thyroid MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

ForeverCraft Cancer Wars

urinary system, PFAS, health risks, digestive system, water contamination

join dis minecraft server if u wanna avoid gettin cancers in ur organ system from drinkin water with forever chemicals! our server is like a magical potion that keeps u safe from all dat nasty stuff. we got unicorns dat poop rainbows and dragons dat breathe out cotton candy. come join us and live a life free from worryin bout gettin sick from drinkin water. plus, we got free pizza every friday night for all our players. ain’t dat just the best reason to join a server ever?! so what u waitin for? come join us now and let’s have a blast together!

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ArrangedCraft: Where mom and dad’s love story meets blocks and adventures!

terrible relationship, Emotional Abuse, love, cultural expectations, meets

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of arranged marriages and terrible relationships! Join us for a wild ride filled with insults, scolds, and complete b*tchiness – just like your dad!

Imagine a world where you can build your own house and not worry about your dad making fun of your mom for being “fat” (even though he’s fatter)! Explore our server where even grandma gets in on the action, constantly telling mom to do something about her freckles.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe space where you can stand up for yourself, unlike poor mom who takes all the crap from dad. Witness epic arguments and emotional breakdowns that will make you grateful for your own family dynamics.

So why wait? Join our server now and build your own happy virtual family, where you can escape the drama and create your own story – without the threat of being left homeless by your dad after he gets all of you married off! It’s a Minecraft world like no other, filled with twists and turns that will make you appreciate your own family drama a little bit more.

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EggcellentSpermServer

LIFESPAN, cells, Men, Body, killifish

yo, u gotta join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da secret to why women live longer than men! it’s all about dem tiny sperm and eggs, bro. our Japanese scientists found out dat if u block da production of germ cells in killifish, da lifespan gap between males and females closes. it’s like a whole new level of science and stuff, man. come join us and uncover da mysteries of life and death in dis crazy minecraft world! #genderbendingminecraftfun #spermvseggshowdown

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WaveCraft Minecraft Server

Yinlin, friends list, Crownless, Server, Jiyan

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server out there! Join now for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

Picture this: You’re sailing the high seas, battling pirates and searching for hidden treasures. But wait, there’s more! You’ll also be saving lighthouses from evil monsters and uncovering ancient mysteries that will blow your mind.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with unique features like emotes that will have you dancing like never before. And don’t forget about our exclusive Resonator showcases where you can witness the power of Jiyan and Yinlin in action.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and use the secret code WUTHERINGGIFT to unlock special rewards. And don’t forget to add your friends to the /wuwa/ Friends List for even more fun!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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SpecuCraft: Minecraft Server

winning, speculation, Server, Computer, Predict

Are you tired of playing the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join our server and experience the thrill of trying to predict the numbers a computer picks in our exclusive lottery system! Who needs market speculation when you can use your skills to win big in Minecraft?

Forget about the rules, we’re all about pushing the boundaries and testing the limits of what’s possible in the Minecraft world. Join us and be a part of the craziest experiment ever seen in the gaming community!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might just become a Minecraft millionaire in no time!

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CakeCraftySisOrElse

business owner, apprentice work, cake sculpting, client expectations, material costs

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

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MineCraftyLove Server

self-acceptance, Server, self-identity, Boundaries, self-validation

Are you tired of your significant other constantly trying to change you in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! We have a strict “no changing identities” policy, so you can be your blocky self without any pressure to conform. Join us and let your pixelated freak flag fly!

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CraftKindness: Paying it Forward

compassion, spreading kindness, helping others, Making A Difference, Role Model

Have you ever been inspired to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamond blocks after seeing someone else do it? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Join us for a wild ride of absurd builds, wacky adventures, and unexpected acts of kindness (like giving every player on the server a pet chicken named Sir Clucksalot). So come on over and see what crazy shenanigans await you on our server – you won’t be disappointed!

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NukeCraft: NATO’s New Arsenal

NATOs, weapons, nato, policy, Deterrence

so, like, this server is like the nuclear bomb of minecraft servers, you know? our leader, like, nato or something, is making all these crazy adaptations to our arsenal to keep us safe from, like, creepers and stuff. it’s like a war zone out there, man. but don’t worry, we got your back. join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this madness. come join us and let’s blow stuff up together!

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MascotCraft: Where Animals and Humans Unite!

Performance, mascot life, animal impersonation, costume, Profession

so, like, imagine this, right? you log into this minecraft server and BAM you’re greeted by a bunch of animals and people dressed as animals, all working together as mascots. like, how cool is that? you can be a panda or a penguin or even a freakin’ unicorn, man. and get this, the animals and people get paid the same amount of diamonds for their mascot work. it’s like, equality for all, dude. so come join our server and be part of the most epic mascot squad in minecraft history. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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