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The Spooky Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	363	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining for diamonds and building boring houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous server you’ll ever come across!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers wear top hats, and diamonds rain from the sky (literally). Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby!

But that’s not all – we have the most epic events you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. From llama races to chicken jousting tournaments, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary treasure of the Potato King, rumored to be hidden deep within the Nether.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a rollercoaster ride of insanity, laughter, and endless fun. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. You can’t dispute it – this server is the most bonkers one out there!

HospitalHottieGFHome

ambulance, anger, Apology, blacking out, care, Circumstances, college, discharge, emergency, financial resources., Girlfriend, Hospital, HospitalHottieGFHome, house sitting, parents, relative, rough situation, rules, Shelter, Treatment, Unpaid

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	14
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where breaking the rules is not only allowed, but encouraged! Need to bring your girlfriend over even though you’re house-sitting? No problem! We support all your rebellious decisions, especially when it involves saving someone’s life.

Join our server for a wild ride of unexpected emergencies, angry parents, and house-sitting drama. Who needs normal circumstances when you can have chaotic adventures like these? Plus, where else can you find a community that understands the importance of breaking rules for a good cause?

So come on over to our server and experience the thrill of defying expectations and making questionable choices in the name of love and emergency situations. It’s a virtual world where anything goes, just like in this crazy story. Join now and let the outrageous fun begin!

MineMindZen

Art Therapy, Clear Mind, Deep Breathing, Exercise, favorite activity, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental clarity, mental health, mindfulness, MineMindZen, music therapy, nature walks, Peace of mind, reading, Relaxation, self reflection, self-care, stress relief, yoga

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8198
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Gods Slained:	1

Do you ever just want to escape the real world and dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for you to let loose and have some fun!

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. But be warned, these diamonds are guarded by a pack of mischievous creepers who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Can you outsmart them and claim the diamonds for yourself?

If that’s not enough excitement for you, how about joining our weekly llama races? That’s right, we have a track specially designed for llamas to race against each other in a battle for the title of fastest llama in all of Minecraft. Will your llama have what it takes to take home the gold?

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to. Dance the night away with your fellow Minecrafters and show off your best dance moves while listening to the latest hits from DJ Villager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world like no other. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NukeCraft: Submarine Shenanigans

accident, China, Confirm, Defense, dock, Engineering, Incident, investigation, Maritime, Military, Navy, nuclear submarine, nukecraft, Propulsion, sank, SECURITY, Shenanigans, submarine, Submarine Technology, Technology, Underwater, US officials, Vessel

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8734
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Animals Bred:	125
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	29	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

lol u know what else is sinking? ur boring old minecraft server. come join ours, where the only thing sinking is ur enemies in pvp battles. our server is so lit, even china’s nuclear submarine wants to join but they sank in the dock instead. come build ur dream base, mine for diamonds, and ride on flying pigs (yes, we have those). don’t miss out on the fun, join now before ur mom grounds u for playing too much minecraft.

Diarrhea Disaster Minecraft Server

1.5 °C, 2 °C, bangladesh, climate change, climate crisis, developing countries, Dhaka, diarrhea, diarrheal disease, Disaster, environmental health, global warming, health impacts, healthcare system, hospitalizations, infectious diseases, long-term effects, Minecraft, public health, Server, study, temperature increases, vulnerable populations, waterborne diseases

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Dragon Scales Harvested:	143
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	5

haha bro u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz like… we got climate change up in here makin’ things wild! like, imagine playin’ minecraft and suddenly you get hit with a heat wave that increases your chances of gettin’ diarrhea by like 7.4%! it’s gonna be a poopocalypse, bro!

come join us on this server where the weather is as unpredictable as your bowels after eatin’ some sketchy food at a village feast. build your base, fight off mobs, and try not to poop your pants when the temperature rises. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

so what are you waitin’ for? join now and experience the thrill of climate change-induced diarrhea hospitalizations in minecraft! it’s gonna be a sh\*tty good time, trust me.

FAIRLEND | ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART Minecraft server

Anarchy, Anarchy in your heart, FAIRLEND, FAIRLEND ANARCHY IN YOUR HEART, minecraft server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7409
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Emeralds Found:	5673	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	7511
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Mines Excavated:	4326
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ores Mined:	3569
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

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Rope Battle Minecraft Server

activism, anti-oppression, battle, CHANGE, civil disobedience, day of the rope, defiance, empowerment, equality, Fight, freedom, Justice, Minecraft, protest, Rebellion, resistance, resistance movement, revolution, rope, Server, social justice, solidarity, Struggle, uprising

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	7802
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	42
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	45
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, get ready to FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE on our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a group of evil villagers who decided to take over the server and enslave all the players. But fear not, brave warrior! You have the power to fight back and save the day! Join our server and embark on epic quests to defeat the evil villagers and restore peace to the land.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and powerful creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Can you find and tame the Diamond Chicken to become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and FIGHT THE DAY OF THE ROPE for an adventure like no other!

Deny the Creeper – Minecraft SMP

artist, ARTISTRY, Author, Craftsmanship, Creative, creativity, creeper, deny, drawing, GENIUS, GIFTED, imagination, Imaginative, Literature, Minecraft, skill, Skilled, smp, storytelling, talent, TALENTED, Writing

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	2847
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Villages Defended:	16	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the legendary artist who can draw a perfect creeper with just one stroke of his mouse! Rumor has it that he once created a masterpiece of Steve riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies, all while sipping a potion of invisibility. You never know what kind of artistic madness you’ll encounter on our server, so come join the fun and show off your own creative skills!

WeddingSkipperMC Server

anger, big day, brother, celebration, celebration dinner, ceremony, close friends, Conflict, Event, family, Graduation, hurt, immediate family, milestone, Outrage, selfish, Server, Tension, tough decision, Wedding, WeddingSkipperMC, Wife

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Are you tired of family drama and tough decisions? Join our Minecraft server for a break from reality! We promise no family feuds or wedding conflicts here, just pure gaming fun.

On our server, you can celebrate your virtual achievements without any guilt or backlash from family members. No need to choose between your wife’s graduation and your brother’s wedding – you can have it all in the Minecraft world!

Join us for a wedding-free zone where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks. Build your dream world without any family drama following you around. Who needs real-life conflicts when you can escape to our server and have a blast?

So leave the family tension behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience. Who knew Minecraft could be the solution to all your real-life problems? Join now and leave the family drama at the door!

CraftyGiftsMC

age difference, birthday gift, Boundaries, boundaries dismissed, collaboration, CraftyGiftsMC, damascus steel, expressing feelings, family heirlooms, handmade gift, indigenous artist, leather craft, medicinal plants, rain damage, romantic advances, safe storage, sentimental, social cues, special piece, white-tail deer bone, WIBTA

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2886	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Crops Grown:	6046	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value boundaries and respect personal space…unlike that guy who just can’t take a hint!

Join us for a wild adventure filled with unexpected gifts, like a knife left out in the rain as a birthday present! Who needs diamonds when you can have a soggy blade as a token of someone’s undying affection?

Explore our virtual world and learn the art of leather crafting and local medicinal plants without the fear of unwanted romantic advances. We promise not to push the idea of a connection on you, unless you count connecting creepers with TNT!

So come on in and experience the thrill of setting boundaries and standing up for yourself in a world where even the most well-meaning gestures can go horribly wrong. Who knows, you might even find a safe place to store that pesky knife!