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BaryonyxBash Minecraft SMP – Tired of Thursdays with /theropod/

Aggie, AI chatbots, Anon, AO3 page, Archive, art, baryonyx, BaryonyxBash, Blender models, Downloads, fang board, fic spreadsheet, FICS, gator, Greentext Mega, Guide, Low Poly models, Minecraft, Mods, ost, Previous thread, smp, snoot archive, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, theropod, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays, tired, tq, Wani Hug

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	1099
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Zombie Dances:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than a villager has trades, and more drama than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory.

Join us and experience the thrill of hugging gators, battling dragons, and building your own pixelated empire. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got AI chatbots that will make you question your sanity, Blender models that will blow your mind, and low poly models that will make you feel like you’re living in a retro video game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community this side of the Nether! Trust us, you won’t regret it. And remember, when in doubt, just hug the gator.

Snooty Stressbusters: Minecraft Madness on Thursdays!

Aggie, AO3 page, Archive and Anon’s Snoot Archive, Blender models, Downloads, Fang board playlists, Fics & Art, Guide, GVH Download & Assets, I Wani Hug That Gator, Low Poly models, madness, Minecraft, Modding Guide, Mods, previous threads, snoot, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snoot Game OST, Snootboorus, Snooty, Stress Relief Edition, Stressbusters, thread archives, THURSDAY, thursdays

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	26	Farms Harvested:	155
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Buildings Constructed:	33
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	410
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join our server for the chance to hug a gator in-game! That’s right, I Wani Hug That Gator is just one of the crazy adventures you can embark on in our world. And if that’s not enough, how about playing Snoot Game where you can experience the thrill of a lifetime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server comes with an epic OST that will have you grooving while you build your empire. And don’t forget about our Fang board playlists that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

And if you’re into mods, we’ve got you covered with a modding guide that will blow your mind. Get ready to experience Minecraft like never before with our insane collection of mods that will take your gameplay to the next level.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe your girl will even help you relax in ways you never thought possible.

NoSleepCraft

achievement, all nighter, Burnout, determination, exhaustion, FATIGUE, Focus, late night, mental clarity, mental strength, mental toughness, NoSleepCraft, perseverance, productivity, pushing limits, pushing through, self-discipline, sleep deprivation, staying awake, success, work ethic

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7672
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Void Gems Collected:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	8913
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Have you ever tried to build a roller coaster in Minecraft after pulling an all-nighter? Well, on our server, we have a whole community of players who do just that! Join us and see if you can top the guy who built a functioning water park with only one hand while sleepwalking.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We once had a player defeat the dragon using only a carrot as a weapon. Legend has it, the dragon still has nightmares about that epic battle.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will push you to your limits (and maybe beyond), join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the craziest challenges in the blocky world. Just make sure to stock up on coffee and snacks – you’re gonna need ’em!

NukeCraft Server: House Intel Warns!

chairman, Committee, Conflict, DECLARATION, Diplomacy, end of the year, Global, House, House Intelligence Committee, intel, intelligence, iran, MIDDLE EAST, Nuclear, nuclear weapons, nukecraft, Politics, proliferation, sanctions, SECURITY, Server, State, threat, Warns, weapons

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17

lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own nuclear weapons and declare urself a nuclear weapons state in just a few hours! our chairman of the house intelligence committee said so! hurry up before iran beats u to it! build ur own nukes, rule the world, and have a blast (literally)! #minecraftmadness #nuclearnonsense

PixelPatriotVSCommies

Abuse, arrest, child porn, criminal, Exploitation, extradition, Fighting, fugitive, illegal, International, investigation, Justice, law enforcement, Military, PixelPatriotVSCommies, russia, scandal, SUSPECT, U.S. Vet, Ukraine, wanted

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	5832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can fight alongside a U.S. vet wanted for child porn who is somehow fighting for russia against ukraine. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft form! who knows what other wild adventures await on this server. come join the chaos and see what all the hype is about!

BotanicalZooCraft

botanical adventures, botanical attractions, botanical experiences, botanical tourism, BotanicalZooCraft, entry fee, Exotic botanical gardens, exotic flora, exotic plants, garden admissions, garden entrance fees, garden fees, horticultural attractions, horticultural displays, paid gardens, plant collections, plant conservation, plant exhibits, plant exploration, plant sanctuaries, plant zoos

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	6984

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got exotic botanical gardens like some fancy plant zoo but you gotta pay to get in cuz these plants are VIPs yo. we got plants from outer space, plants that glow in the dark, plants that rap battle each other for supremacy. come see the plant drama unfold and maybe even adopt a plant as your new bestie. ain’t no server like ours, we the plant party masters yo. join now and witness the botanical madness for yourself!

NKG2A-HLA-E Disruptors

10. immunotherapy, 11. tumor cells, 12. therapeutic targets, 13. immune checkpoint, 14. tumor microenvironment, 15. immune evasion, 16. immune modulation, 17. targeted therapy, 18. personalized medicine, 19. immune surveillance, 2. disrupt, 20. tumor immunology., 3. NKG2A, 4. HLA-E, 5. interactions, 6. anti-cancer, 7. immunity, 8. cancer, 9. immune response, disruptors, NKG2AHLAE, strategies

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2957
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that is so lit, it will literally make ur brain explode with excitement? well, look no further cuz this server is like a magical unicorn on steroids, ready to take u on a wild ride through the pixelated world of blocky goodness.

why should u join, u ask? well, let me tell u a little secret. this server has the power to disrupt NKG2A:HLA-E interactions, whatever that means. but trust me, it’s gonna make ur anti-cancer immunity levels go through the roof. u’ll be like a superhero fighting off evil cells with ur trusty pickaxe and diamond armor.

not convinced yet? well, let me tell u a story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined this server and became so powerful, they could literally punch a creeper into oblivion with just one hit. they were like a god among mere mortals, ruling the land with an iron fist (or maybe a diamond one, who knows).

so what are u waiting for? come join this epic minecraft server and become the ultimate warrior against cancer cells. who knows, maybe u’ll even discover the secret to immortality hidden within the pixels. dare to dream, my friend. dare to dream.

The Stoned Golem: Where Vanilla is only Semi and the Golems are always high

bedrock, Claims, Community, Cosmetics, Crates, Discord, Donations, Dynmap, Events, Exploration, Golem, Golems, Graves, Griefing, hard mode, HIGH, java, PvP, Seasonal Crates, Semi, smp, Stoned, Updates, Vanilla, voice chat, Voting, Waystones

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8913
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	9499
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Astral Projections Made:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

The Stone Golem SMP Overview

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla
Supported Platforms	Java and Bedrock
Server Age	Almost 3 years old
Reset	Never has and never will reset
IP	thestonedgolem.live
Bedrock IP	thestonedgolem.live Port: 19132
Links	Discord Dynmap

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What can I expect on The Stone Golem SMP?	A: Hard Mode, free gameplay, constant updates, server events, community hosted events, proximity voice chat, custom cosmetic items, crates, claims, ban from claims, toggleable PvP, graves, waystones, and more.
Q: Are there any rules regarding monetary gain on the server?	A: The server is free to play and any monetary gain is only through donations.
Q: How can I earn crate keys on TSG?	A: You can get crate keys by voting.
Q: Can I toggle PvP on and off?	A: Yes, you have the option to turn PvP on or off.
Q: How does the claims system work?	A: Claims are used to ensure everyone is safe from griefing. Players can also ban others from their claims.
Q: What is the graveyard system on the server?	A: Deaths have a punishment of 3 graves with a 24h timer, making deaths meaningful but not game ruining.
Q: How can I teleport on the server?	A: Waystones allow players to teleport to activated waystones, making exploration and travel easier.

FlaVR Craft Minecraft Server

ai art, ai generated art, AI wrangling anons, Brolime, Chocolate Chuubas, corpo-style, Craft, FlaVR, FlaVR domination, FlaVR General, FNAF Edition, fvr, gen structure, idol corp, indie circle, Kiki’s Thread., Kinolime, Korean Vtubers, Malone, Minecraft, Nyana, Panko, parody VTuber company, phase connect, Pipkin Pippa, sena, Server, Splatts, Undertale Yellow, Vtuber

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a FNAF Edition experience that will have you screaming with laughter.

Last time on the server, Kinolime beat the new FNAF game on Nightmare setting, but not before Brolime spent over 2 hours playing a fighting game and Sena had a karaoke stream that had everyone in stitches.

But that’s not all, Splatts celebrated his one month anniversary with a karaoke stream that shook the virtual world, while Nyana reacted to a new meme anime that had us all rolling on the floor. She even collabed with her (art) sister, but had computer issues that made it even more hilarious.

And let’s not forget Malone, who is currently playing Undertale Yellow and bringing the chaos to a whole new level.

But wait, there’s more! Phase Connect’s Pipkin Pippa (and eventually Panko) designed a parody VTuber company with AI-generated art that has taken on a life of its own. Some designs were even made here by AI wrangling anons.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride of laughter, chaos, and virtual insanity. Who knows, you might just become the next virtual sensation!

/MineSMP/ – Minecraft SMP Madness

/gig/ friendlist, Aqua Simulacra, Bing-Bang Finchball, Blaze to Natlan, character builds, Daily check-in rewards, EMILIE, Energy Amplifier: Lemma, Flowers Resplendent on the Sun-Scorched Sojourn, genshin impact, Lumidouce Elegy, madness, Maps, Minecraft, MineSMP, Natlan Impressions, primogems, Razor, Redeemable Codes, Simulators, smp, Summertide Scales and Tales, Third-Party Tools, useful links, Version 5.0, Wiki, Xiangling, Yanfei, Yelan

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	96
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
New Chunks Explored:	908801	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the flowers are more resplendent than ever on our sun-scorched sojourn! Join us for a wild ride filled with Natlan impressions that will make you want to blaze your way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! Our current event, “Energy Amplifier: Lemma,” will have you feeling more powerful than ever before. And don’t forget about our event “Bing-Bang Finchball,” where the stakes are high and the finches are flying.

Looking for some summertime fun? Our event “Summertide Scales and Tales” will have you laughing and adventuring until the sun sets on August 28th.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about our current character banner featuring Emilie, Yelan, Yanfei, Xiangling, and Razor? Or our weapon banner with Aqua Simulacra and Lumidouce Elegy?

But wait, there’s more! Check in daily for permanent rewards and redeemable codes for Primogems to make your gaming experience even more epic.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember, things may get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

KitchenKlutz Minecraft Server

#breastfeeding, baby duty, bottle feeding, Chores, cleaning, Communication, Cooking, division of labor, exhaustion, Help, husband, kitchen duties, KitchenKlutz, lactation consultant, Minecraft, new mom, night duty, parenting, postpartum, Resentment, Server, sleep deprivation, Support

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6088
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of being a new parent! Just like this player’s husband, we know you might be feeling a bit overwhelmed with responsibilities. But fear not, on our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest virtual castle.

Join us for a chance to take a break from cooking and cleaning, just like this player is doing in real life. Let your virtual baby (aka your Minecraft pet) roam free while you explore the endless possibilities of our server. And don’t worry about waking up for overnight duty here – our mobs are friendly and won’t keep you up all night.

So come on over and join us for a fun and relaxing time on our Minecraft server. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that our server has a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy – perfect for those sleepless nights with your virtual baby!

CreeperDad’sPlaydateGoneWrong

addict, aita, anger, Boundaries, child, Communication, Confrontation, CreeperDadsPlaydateGoneWrong, family, Friends, husband, lifestyle change, man, parenting, partying, Recovery, relapse, Safety, stranger, Trust, visitation

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Magic Items Found:	6916	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

Join our Minecraft server for a wild adventure like no other! Just like this mom who discovered her husband taking their infant daughter to hang out with a mysterious man named Nate, you never know what kind of crazy surprises await you in our server.

Imagine exploring a virtual world where you stumble upon secret parties, unexpected friendships, and maybe even a few relapses (of the creeper kind, of course). Will you be the one to uncover hidden secrets and confront your fellow players about their questionable choices?

With a limited group of players interacting in our server, you’ll never know who you’ll meet next. Will it be a friendly gamma, a party-loving husband, or perhaps even a shady character named Nate?

So come join us and experience the drama, the thrill, and the unexpected twists that await you in our Minecraft server. Just remember, always keep an eye on your virtual infant daughter and watch out for those sneaky creepers!