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Sleepland Minecraft server

1.21, 1.7, banner, Bed wars, bedrock, building, Community, don’t destroy anything, Fun, image, java, Lazy, limited players, Minecraft, Mini Games, multiplayer, rules, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Sleepland, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	6568
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Void Gems Collected:	28	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Server for fun survival (but there are also mini-games), limited number of players

For Minecraft Java and Bedrock from 1.7 to 1.21

Rules:

1 Don’t destroy anything

2 You don’t have to follow the rules

mc-sl.ru:51073

Crafty Fates Minecraft Server

Coin Calculator, Crafty, Damage Calculator, Dragon Girl’s Water Margin, Drop Rates, Event Compendium, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order General, Fate/Grand Order NA, fates, FGO JP, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Great Void Sea Battle, Halloween Rebellion of 108, Huyan Zhuo, Imaginary Scramble, Interlude Timeline, Main Interlude, mats, Minecraft, rank up, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Servant Material Lookup, Servant Planner, Server, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Summoning Info

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1022
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a dragon girl’s water margin? Well, look no further! Join our server for a Halloween Rebellion of 108, where you can battle sea monsters and ride on the back of Nautilus to victory!

But that’s not all – we also have a special summoning campaign where you can summon Huyan Zhuo, the legendary warrior who once defeated a horde of creepers with just a watermelon! And don’t forget about our main interlude event, “Great Void Sea Battle, Imaginary Scramble,” where you can team up with your favorite servants to conquer the depths of the ocean.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted pickaxes. It’s a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlameTheJews Minecraft SMP

Blame, BlameTheJews, children, China, cultural beliefs, demographics, East Asian countries, fertility rates, freedom, Japan, Jewish influence, Jews, Korea, low birthrates, Minecraft, modern era, parenting, population control, slim bodies, smp, societal pressures, Stereotypes, weight gain, Women

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4481	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Crops Grown:	1001
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further! Our server is so crazy, even pol would be scratching his head.

Join us and experience the insanity of blaming Jews for low birthrates in Minecraft! But wait, there’s more! Did you know that in our server, East Asian countries like China, Korea, and Japan have low birthrates too? And it’s all because the women are afraid of ruining their slim bodies and gaining weight quickly from giving birth. Who needs freedom when you can have a slim body, am I right?

So come on over and join our Minecraft SMP for a laugh riot like no other. Who needs logic when you have pure chaos?

AuraForge

Economy, MCMMO, Minecraft SMP Custom Enchants Economy Custom Skills Leveling System Land Claims Halloween Event Spooky Rewards Discounts Activities Mob Server Online Multiplayer Survival Adventure Community, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	1123
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42

**Join Our New SMP!**

**Halloween Event Out Now!** Take part in exclusive Halloween-themed activities and earn special rewards during this spooky season! Keep an eye out for the Halloween Mob lurking around the server—it’s not just spooky, but it holds the key to a 10% off code! Defeat it and unlock the discount!

play.auraforge.net

MineZones

Community, custom content, custom GUIs, Custom menus, custom models, Custom Textured Items, Discord, discord server, Gamemodes, LifeSteal, Minecraft, minecraft server, MineZones, multiplayer, networking, online gaming, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, zero lag

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8140
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4017	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

MineZones is a Minecraft network featuring Lifesteal

Our gamemodes are Skyblock, Survival, Prison, Lifesteal! More information listed below.

Our servers are filled with custom content designed to keep you playing for hours on end! We also pride ourselves on ZERO lag! Come and play!

Discord: discord.gg/minezones

play.minezones.org:40000

No-Woman-Sex Minecraft Server

ABSTINENCE, Celibacy, desire, emotional connection, fulfillment, Human Connection, Intimacy, longing, Minecraft, NoWomanSex, personal growth, Prostitutes, relationships, satisfaction, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self reflection, self-control, Server, sex, sexual desire, sexual experience, temptation

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2679	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	27	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Animals Bred:	26	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of not getting any action in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and experience a whole new world of excitement and pleasure. Our virtual world is so immersive, you’ll forget all about your real-life dry spell. Who needs women when you can have a creeper explode in your face instead? Trust us, you won’t miss it at all! Join now for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before.

Minecraft SMP – /dsg/ – Dank Souls Games

bloodborne, bonfire, Challenges, Character planners, Community, DANK, dark souls, demons souls, discussion, dsg, elden ring, FAQ, FromSoftware, gameplay, games, general, King’s Field, Lore, Minecraft, online tips, Resources, sekiro, smp, Souls, Souls Games, strategy

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest, wildest, most unpredictable server out there! Join us if you dare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos and mayhem.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the base was actually a trap set by a mischievous player who lured them in with promises of riches, only to trap them in a maze of lava and TNT. It was a wild ride, let me tell you!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP tournament where players battle it out on a floating island surrounded by sharks with laser beams attached to their heads. The winner gets a golden toilet seat as a trophy, because why not?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Dragon Ball Useless Minecraft Server

Android 18, Anime, Ball, BULMA, Cell, Chi-Chi, dragon ball, dragon ball super, dragon ball z, Dragon.., Frieza, Gohan, goku, Krillin, Majin buu, Master Roshi, Minecraft, Mr. Satan, Piccolo, Server, Tiền, useless, useless character, Vegeta, Yamcha

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	7323
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	150	New Chunks Explored:	632269
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Potions Brewed:	124
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or fun? Look no further, because our server is the place to be for all the crazy and wacky adventures you can handle!

Join us and embark on a journey to find out who the most useless character in Dragon Ball is (spoiler alert: it’s not Yamcha)! But that’s not all – we have insane challenges and quests that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit.

Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of creepers? Or build a giant statue of a potato in the middle of a lava lake? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

So come on down and join us for a wild ride that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of friendship…or just have a really good time. See you there!

New X3D CPUs Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, anticipation, Computer Hardware, computing power, Cpu’s, Demand, enthusiasts, Gaming, high performance, impatient, innovation, long awaited, long tail, Minecraft, New Release, next generation, Processors, release date, smp, tech community, Technology, Upgrade, X3D, X3D CPUs

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	3460
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Crops Grown:	1730	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Are you tired of playing on servers with outdated CPUs that can’t handle your epic builds? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is powered by the brand new X3D CPUs that will make your gameplay smoother than a baby’s bottom! Join us and experience the thrill of building without any lag or glitches holding you back.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually built on the ruins of an ancient civilization, and players who explore deep enough may uncover hidden treasures and powerful artifacts. Who knows what secrets lie beneath the surface of our world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash your creativity like never before. Just remember to watch out for the lava pits and creepers, because they’re nothing compared to the real danger of missing out on all the fun!

Legs Up Minecraft Server

body flexibility, flexibility training, leg flexibility challenges, leg flexibility exercises, leg flexibility goals, leg flexibility inspiration, leg flexibility motivation, leg flexibility progress, leg flexibility routine, leg flexibility stretches, leg flexibility techniques, leg flexibility tips, leg flexibility workout, leg strength, Legs, legs flexibility, Minecraft, Physical fitness, Server, stretching exercises, yoga poses, Yoga Practice

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	4556
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the mobs are impressed by our players’ flexibility! Join us and witness the amazing acrobatics of our players as they navigate through the world with style and grace. Who needs a horse when you can somersault your way to victory?

Our server is also home to the legendary “Legs of Steel” challenge, where players must complete a series of parkour courses using only their legs. Rumor has it that the winner will receive a pair of enchanted leggings that grant them the ability to kick creepers into orbit.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its wild dance parties, where players can show off their best dance moves and compete for the title of “Disco King/Queen of Minecraft.” Get ready to boogie down with skeletons, zombies, and maybe even a wandering trader or two.

So come join us on our server and see for yourself why everyone is asking, “How does she get her legs up like that?” It’s a Minecraft experience like no other, and we can’t wait to see you there!