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BugCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, bathroom, boris johnson, BugCraft, Bugged, covert operation, eavesdropping, Espionage, government surveillance, Israeli PM, listening device, Minecraft, Netanyahu, political conspiracy, political scandal, privacy breach, privacy invasion, secret recording, security team, Server, Surveillance, thunderbox, wiretapping

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2045
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Haha, u won’t believe the craziness on this Minecraft server! So, get this, Netanyahu bugged my bathroom, like what even?! Boris Johnson was like “yo, there’s a listening device in the thunderbox” after the Israeli PM visited. Like, talk about invasion of privacy, amirite? Join our server and escape the real world drama with some epic Minecraft adventures! Plus, who knows what other world leaders might be spying on us next, gotta stay one step ahead, right? So come join us for some wild times and crazy stories, you won’t regret it!

Twisted SMP

Better Teams, Economy, Found it, Life steal smp, No Crystal PVP, No hacking, set home, Shop, SuperHarvest, Survival, Tpa, Twisted SMP

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	4486
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Votes:	9609
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9

This is a life steal SMP.

PLUGINS

– Better Teams

– Set home

– /Shop

– Economy

– Found it

– Tpa

Superharvest

RULES

– No Hacking

– No Crystal PVP

185.234.21.165:25693

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

Accounts, Arabs, Bigotry, blockbusters, Censorship, community guidelines, cultural stereotypes, cyberbullying, Hate Speech, inappropriate content, Indians, instagram, Jews, mass-flags, Meta, Minecraft, online behavior, online harassment, porn, racism, Server, sexual degenerates, social media

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest blocky adventure you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to escape the madness of Instagram porn accounts run by Arabs and Indians (seriously, what’s up with that?). Our server is a safe haven for all those tired of scrolling through degeneracy and softcore CP. Plus, we have zero tolerance for mean comments – unless they’re about creepers, then feel free to let loose!

Come build, mine, and explore with us as we embark on epic quests and battle mythical creatures (yes, even unicorns). And who knows, you might even stumble upon a treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the hilariously chaotic fun begin!

SMP Chef & Maid – Minecraft SMP

Board, Catch, Chef, clean, Cook, Demand, follow the husband, husband, love, love your parents, Maid, Minecraft, parents, sex on demand, smp, Terminal, they cook, Yellow fever

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Love Letters Sent:	20	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the villagers cook and clean for you, sex is on demand (in-game of course), and you must love your virtual parents and follow your virtual husband! But wait, there’s more! The catch? Well, let’s just say our server has terminal yellow fever…literally! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, bizarre love triangles, and unexpected twists and turns. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the madness for yourself!

BroBro’sGuestRoom Minecraft Server

Boundaries, BroBrosGuestRoom, Communication, Conflict Resolution, emotional reactions, ENTITLEMENT, family dynamics, generational differences, guest room, household rules, Minecraft, parenting, personal space, privacy, roommates, Server, sharing a room, sibling relationships, Siblings, strict parents, teenage angst, teenage daughters

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	8320
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Ores Mined:	1297
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Secret Passages Found:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the importance of personal space? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you won’t have to share a room with your annoying sibling!

Join us and experience the luxury of having your own virtual bedroom, complete with all the space you need to build your dream Minecraft palace. No bunk beds, no sharing wardrobes – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

And if you ever feel the need for some sibling-free relaxation, our server offers a special “guest room” feature where you can kick back and enjoy some peace and quiet. No need to scream at your parents here – we’ve got your back!

So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave the cramped quarters behind. Who knew virtual reality could provide such sweet relief from real-life sibling drama? Join now and say goodbye to sharing a room forever!

GFsNephewEduFunLand

Behavior, Boundaries, child development, Communication, consequences, discipline, educating, family dynamics, GFsNephewEduFunLand, girlfriend’s nephew, JOKE, parenting, personal belongings, personal space, privacy invasion, Respect, stealing, trouble maker, Upset

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7164
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can defend your precious blocks from troublemakers like my gf’s nephew? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure filled with thieves, drama, and important life lessons!

Imagine playing on a server where you have to protect your virtual belongings from sneaky little kids who think stealing is just a joke. Just like in real life, you’ll have to educate them on the importance of respecting other players’ property while fending off their attempts to raid your chests.

But beware, if you stand up for yourself, you might just find yourself in a virtual family feud with angry parents calling you names for not being able to take a joke. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t find on any other Minecraft server!

So, if you’re ready for a server that’s as chaotic as a family gathering with a mischievous nephew, join us now and show the world that you’re not afraid to stand up for what’s yours!

IllegalGriefer420 – Minecraft SMP

breaking the law, criminal behavior, illegal activities, illegal activities at home, illegal activities for thrill, illegal activities list, illegal activities to avoid, illegal activities to do at night, illegal activities to try, illegal acts, illegal behavior, illegal habits, illegal things to do, illegal things to do for fun, IllegalGriefer420, illicit actions, law breaking activities, law violation, Minecraft, prohibited actions, rule breaking, smp, unlawful behavior

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	9155
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Magic Items Found:	7134	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	5034
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only rule is “no griefing”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage illegal activities! That’s right, forget about building cute little houses and farms, here you can participate in underground black market trading, organize heists on other players’ bases, and even start your own illegal casino!

Join us if you’re tired of following the rules and want to unleash your inner criminal mastermind in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become the most notorious player on the server and have a whole FBI task force after you (just kidding…or are we?). So come on, what illegal thing do you usually do? Let’s take it to the next level on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

CovidCraft Server: IQ Points Lost

brain function, cognitive abilities, cognitive decline, cognitive decline study, cognitive function, cognitive impairment, covid complications, covid consequences, covid long term effects, covid research, covid survivors, CovidCraft, health impacts, IQ points, long haulers, long-term effects, Lost, mental health, neurological symptoms, pandemic, pandemic aftermath, Points, Server, severe COVID-19

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3835
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Animals Bred:	182
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Buildings Constructed:	28	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12

join our epic minecraft server and avoid losing 10 IQ points like those poor souls who had covid-19! our server is like a brain booster, keeping your mind sharp and your crafting skills on point. plus, we have a secret potion that makes your character do the moonwalk while building! who wouldn’t want to join a server that lets you dance and mine at the same time? come join us and let’s build some wacky creations together!

BlockyTerrorGone

Assassination, BlockyTerrorGone, Conflict, Dead, extremist, freedom, gaza, Hamas, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Military, Palestinian, resistance, RETALIATION, Revenge, target killing., terror chief, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	10000
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	7
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

join our epic minecraft server where u can experience the thrill of being a hamas terror chief and boasting about ur freedom before getting rekt and dying within hours! build ur own terrorist hideout, recruit minions, and plot world domination all while dodging airstrikes and rival factions. who will be the last terror chief standing? join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush!

NoMoMosquitoKillsMC

Alaska, Arctic, Canada, cultural diversity, cultural practices, environmental conservation, Eskimos, Greenland, indigenous people, insect behavior, insect control, insect-borne diseases, mosquito bites, mosquito populations, mosquito repellent, mosquitoes, natural remedies, NoMoMosquitoKillsMC, sustainable living, traditional beliefs, traditional knowledge

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	212	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endless Night Skies:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Mythical Swords Crafted:	35	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Towns Built:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got Eskimos who are legit the only peeps who never killed dem pesky mosquitoes. Like, they be chillin’ with dem bugs like it’s no biggie.

Join us and be part of dis epic adventure where u can team up with Eskimos and build a mosquito sanctuary or somethin’. Who knows, maybe u’ll become besties with a mosquito and ride it into battle against other players.

So, what u waitin’ for? Come join da madness and be part of dis one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where anything is possible, even makin’ friends with mosquitoes. Let’s get weird, y’all!

CraftyCreeperz

anxiety, coping mechanisms, counseling, CraftyCreeperz, depression, genetic component, genetics, Hereditary, mental disorders, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Psychological, ptsd, PTSD awareness, PTSD support, stress, Therapy, Trauma, Treatment

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7529
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	111	Dragon Eggs Found:	4352
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

u wanna join dis minecraft server cuz it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness and chaos. like, u never know what’s gonna happen next, it’s like a surprise party every time u log on.

we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground society of ninja villagers. u can ride on the back of a giant chicken or battle a dragon made out of cheese.

plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a never-ending party where everyone’s invited. we throw epic events like zombie pigman dance parties and llama races.

so come join us on dis server and let’s make some memories that will make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma was a total legend in Minecraft.”