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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	139
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Divine Spears Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	74
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Votes:	265

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2365
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Love Letters Sent:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Towns Built:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	1073
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Secret Passages Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2604
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Emeralds Found:	4926
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Animals Bred:	134

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	2271
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Falling into the Void:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	3176	Chimeras Created:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5064
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Villages Defended:	13

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7019
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	18	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Astral Projections Made:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7732
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!