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CraftyCreeperz Minecraft Server

1000USD, 180USD, 320usd, affordable, big one, Budget, CraftyCreeperz, expensive, gift, i want one, Instrument, Minecraft, Music, musical one, PRESENT, price, Purchase, Server, shopping, SIZE, small one, Toy, wish list

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Dragons Tamed:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that charge an arm and a leg just to play? Well, look no further because our server is offering insane deals that will make you question reality itself! For just 180USD, you can join our small but mighty server where the grass is always greener and the creepers are always creepin’. Want to take your gaming experience to the next level? Fork over 320USD for our musical server where every block you break plays a sweet tune. And for the true ballers out there, we have the big one for 1000USD where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). So why wait? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your wallet emptied)!

Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

Ageism, blockbuster, Cinema, cleavage, controversial, Eli Roth, Entertainment, Exploitation, fetish, film industry, granny’s titties, Grannys, Hollywood, inappropriate, mature actresses, mature content, Minecraft, Movie, old actresses, Provocative, scandalous, Sexualization, smp, taboo, titties

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6599
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	23	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	703	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

PixelPeepersMC

BDSM, Boundaries, CNC porn, Communication, consensual non-consent, consent, dangerous entertainment, discomfort, hardcore porn, hentai, inadequate sex life, Intimacy, LLI, Open-mindedness, PixelPeepersMC, porn consumption, rape fantasy, relationship dynamics, Roleplaying, sexual preferences, trying new things

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	7821
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Villages Defended:	20
Farms Harvested:	444	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Astral Projections Made:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the real world drama and dive into a world of blocks and adventures!

Join us if you’re looking for a place where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle creepers with your friends. But that’s not all – we also have a community of players who are into some interesting things, just like the OP’s girlfriend who watches CNC porn. Don’t worry, we won’t judge you for your preferences, whether it’s building pixel art or watching questionable content.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can even roleplay as a Minecraft character who is into some wild and crazy stuff. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover a new side of yourself that you never knew existed! So come on in and join us for a fun and unforgettable experience. Just remember, in this world of blocks and pixels, anything is possible – even finding love in the most unexpected places. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin!

DreamCraft SMP – UltraRich

designer labels, DreamCraft, elite social circles, Exclusive events, exclusive memberships, extravagant parties, extravagant spending, fine dining, high-end art collection, high-end fashion, high-priced experiences, luxury cars, luxury lifestyle, luxury real estate, Luxury Vacations, luxury yachts, personal chefs, private drivers, private islands, private jets, smp, ultra-wealthy, UltraRich

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Votes:	8931
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6510	Astral Projections Made:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Have you ever wanted to live like a Minecraft king? Well, look no further than our insane SMP server! Join us and you’ll be able to do things that the average player couldn’t even dream of, like building a mansion made entirely out of diamond blocks or having a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at your enemies.

Our server is so exclusive that even the Ender Dragon wants an invite to our legendary parties. We have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, and our members have access to a private jet that can fly them to any biome in the game in seconds.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because here, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Come join us and live like the ultra-wealthy Minecraft player you were always meant to be!

NoMoreBoozeCashCow

addiction, alcohol, Decision making, discipline, financial freedom, financial incentive, habits, health, lifestyle change, lifestyle choices, long term benefits, MONEY, motivation, NoMoreBoozeCashCow, personal challenge, Rewards, self improvement, self-control, Sobriety, temptation, wellness

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	293
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Towns Built:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay you $500 a day to never drink alcohol again! Why waste your money on booze when you can stack up those virtual dollars by simply abstaining from the devil’s juice?

Join our server and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling mobs to even think about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly bartender who will haunt anyone caught drinking on the premises.

So come join us and say goodbye to hangovers and hello to virtual riches! Who knew sobriety could be so profitable in the world of Minecraft?

GazaBlinkenCraft

blinken, cease-fire, ceasefire agreement, Conflict Resolution, Deal, Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., gaza, GazaBlinkenCraft, humanitarian crisis, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, Secretary of State, Truce, united states, violence

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Magic Items Found:	7961
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2745	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	134

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread. we got pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamond eggs, and creepers that dance the macarena.

one time, a player found a secret portal that led to a land made entirely of cake. another time, a group of players banded together to defeat a giant zombie made of cheese. it was epic, dude.

you gotta join now, because blinken in israel says it’s maybe the last chance for a gaza cease-fire deal. and you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun, do you? come on, join us and let’s build some crazy stuff together. let’s make memories that will last a lifetime. or at least until the next update.

SadCraft2020

150 countries, 2 billion tweets, demand for populism, depression, emotional distress, emotional impact, emotions, global politics, political behavior, political psychology, political rhetoric, populist appeal, public opinion, research, SadCraft2020, Sadness, social media analysis, social media trends., trump, voter sentiment, voters

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1494
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Buildings Constructed:	43
Crops Grown:	5681	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

so, liek, u ever feel sad or depressed cuz of trump’s populism? well, u ain’t alone, bro. dis server is da cure for all dat emotional distress, fo real. we got over 150 countries represented here, all bonding over their shared sadness and depression. we even analyzed 2 billion tweets to prove it. join us and let out all ur feels in da most epic way possible. cuz who needs therapy when u got minecraft, amirite? let’s build a world where sadness and depression are just blocks to be mined and conquered. come join us and let’s make populism cry like a lil baby.

4KidzCraft Minecraft Server

4kidz, 4KidzCraft, activities, Bonding, Childhood, children, creativity, Educational, Entertainment, family, Fun, games, imagination, Kids, learning, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, parenting, Playroom, Playtime, Server, Siblings, Toys

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9007
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	427	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! At 4kidz, we promise a wild ride filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players defeated a horde of evil zombies with nothing but a stack of pancakes and a rubber chicken. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy. Plus, rumor has it that our admin is actually a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies with just a flick of his wand. So come join us at 4kidz for a Minecraft experience like no other!

WalledVsUnwalledMC SMP

Adventure, alternate worlds, Anime, Architecture, Cities, city design, Defensive structures, FANTASY, fictional cities, isekai, Magic, Manga, Preferences, role playing games, smp, storytelling, unwalled cities, Urban planning, walled cities, WalledVsUnwalledMC, world creation, world-building

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	5619
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Animals Bred:	127
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old towns and cities? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a wacky isekai anime! Choose between living in a walled city where you can feel like a medieval knight or an unwalled city where you can be a sneaky ninja.

Join us for epic battles between the two factions, where the walled city residents ride into battle on giant chickens and the unwalled city residents use their secret teleportation powers to outsmart their enemies.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a hidden underground maze filled with treasure and deadly traps. Will you be brave enough to navigate it and claim the riches within?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

PixelBabyDaddyPayup

abortion, abortion costs, aunt, Boyfriend, Clinic, Communication, Conflict, cost, decision, disagreement, Financial, manning up, payment, PixelBabyDaddyPayup, Problem, relationship, RESPONSIBILITY, Situation, stress, Support

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns!

Imagine this: you and your aunt embark on a quest to get an abortion, but things take a hilarious turn when she changes her mind about footing the bill. Now it’s up to you and your boyfriend to come up with the cash to cover the cost of $589. Will he step up and pay his share, or will he leave you hanging?

With crazy stories like this happening all the time on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. So come join us for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and everything in between. Who knew abortions could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?