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Don’t be Hiding From Me Bro Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2134
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Ores Mined:	9815
Farms Harvested:	102	Holy Grails Found:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Potions Brewed:	183	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Villages Defended:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us for a chance to show off your mad building skills and survive in a world filled with crazy adventures.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Legend has it that buried deep within our world is a treasure so valuable, it will make you richer than a diamond block! But beware, because the treasure is guarded by a gang of rapist homo thug black balls…or something like that. Can you outsmart them and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ve ever seen. Fight against other players in intense battles where the winner takes all…including bragging rights and a fancy title like “King of the Creepers” or “Queen of the Ender Dragons.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin! Just remember, don’t be hiding from us bro, because we’ll find you and make sure you have a blast in our crazy world.

Thug Life Minecraft Server

Abuse, abusive parents, coping mechanisms, depression, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, feeling bad, Life, mental health, mental health awareness, mental health support, Minecraft, Peace of mind, seeking help, self-care, Server, social media, support server, THUG, thugging it out, toxic environment, toxic parents, validation

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6196
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Epic Quests Completed:	11	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Are your parents driving you crazy? Are you in need of some serious distraction from the toxicity in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a virtual escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and connect with other players who understand your struggles. Our server is a safe space where you can let loose and have some fun without any judgment or negativity.

Forget about deleting your social media apps, just log on to our server and let all your worries melt away. Who needs therapy when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Plus, rumor has it that our server has magical powers that can turn toxic parents into friendly villagers.

So come on, join us and leave your real-life problems behind. Let’s build a world where you can be yourself and find some peace of mind, one block at a time.

Pixel Palace Minecraft Server

Arie Kimura, bandaged face, butterflies, Challenging, complex, CURSE, End of the World, Komatsuzaki, legend, Minecraft, Miss Sakaki, mysterious creature, Nijigahara Holograph, oblique, Palace, PIXEL, sacrifice, Server, Stalker, suicidal, THUG, timelines, Tunnel, well

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2915
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	301	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Towns Built:	5	Falling into the Void:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or mystery? Well, look no further! Join our server where butterflies ominously proliferate and mysterious creatures lurk in tunnels behind schools.

Embark on a quest to uncover the truth behind the legend of the beast and the curse that plagues our town. Sacrifice unfortunate players to appease the wrath of the creature and see what lies beyond the Nijigahara tunnel.

But that’s not all! Dive into a complex, challenging, and obliquely told storyline involving suicidal players, stalker-ish girlfriends, heavily bandaged teachers, and more! Unravel the interconnected lives of players, siblings, parents, and co-workers as you navigate through two separate timelines.

Join us on this wild and insane journey where anything can happen, and where the end of the world might just be the beginning of your adventure. Don’t miss out on the craziness that is our server!

Blocky Thug Life: Where only the realest players survive in the pixelated world of Minecraft!

authentic, Biz, blocky, Gangsters, genuine, genuine gangsters, gs, guys, Hardcore, Hustlers, Legit, Life, Minecraft, niggas, pixelated, Players, real, REALEST, Reliable, solid, Streetwise, SURVIVE, THUG, TOUGH, True, trustworthy, world

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4633
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, buckle up buttercup, because on our server, we only accept guys that you just know they’re real Gs. These players are so hardcore, they eat creepers for breakfast and mine diamonds with their bare hands.

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house out of solid gold blocks. Our community is full of legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and can tame a pack of wolves with just a wink.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and become a real G yourself on our epic Minecraft server. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even pee your pants a little from all the excitement.

ExoBeads: The Exosome Extractor

biomedical innovation, cancer detection, cancer research, chemical composition, diagnostic tool, early stages, efficiency, ExoBeads, Exosome, exosomes, Extraction, Extractor, isolation method, lab samples, magnetic beads, medical technology, membrane vesicles, novel method, researchers, scientific advancement, SYNTHESIZED, tannic acid, vesicle extraction

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	9307
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	New Chunks Explored:	198662
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Love Letters Sent:	17	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

OMG u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz we got researchers who made magic beads dat can extract stuff from ur body like exosomes at 60% efficiency! It’s like having a mini doctor in ur game, helping u detect cancer early! Join now and let the magic beads do their thing, saving lives one block at a time! #CancerDetectingMagicBeads #MinecraftDoctor #SavingLivesWithExosomes

DescendantCraft – The First Minecraft Server

/tfdg/, Community, DescendantCraft, discussion, Download, Game, Minecraft, Module Combination Percentages, Module Data, News, Nexon, Pattern Suggestor, Record Locations, Resource Doc, ROADMAP, Server, strategy, TFD Tools, The First Descendant General, Thread Template, twitter, Vault Spots, Void Shard Farming

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Animals Bred:	13	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us for epic adventures and wild shenanigans as we explore the depths of the Void Shard Farming, uncover hidden Module Data, and fight off hordes of monsters in the Vault Spots!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest Module Combination Percentages you’ll ever see, guaranteed to blow your mind! And don’t even get us started on the Record Locations – they hold the key to unlocking untold treasures and secrets!

If you’re still not convinced, just take a look at our Roadmap – it’s packed with so much excitement, you won’t know what hit you! So what are you waiting for? Download Minecraft and join us on this insane journey of a lifetime! Trust us, you won’t regret it. See you on the other side, adventurer!

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Disclaimer: Side effects may include uncontrollable laughter, extreme fun, and a sudden urge to never leave this server. Join at your own risk!

ChudCraft SMP: Winter Sports Edition

ChudCraft, chuds, Edition, long tail tags, nation, smp, sports, Winter, winter sports, winter sports nation

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	8373
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Buildings Constructed:	30
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	378
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we are known as the winter sports nation, chuds! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground ice skating rink that is only accessible by riding a polar bear through a hidden tunnel. Trust us, it’s worth it.

2. Our PvP battles are like no other – instead of swords and armor, we fight with snowballs and sleds. It’s chaotic, it’s hilarious, and it’s totally epic.

3. Our community events include snowman building competitions, ice fishing tournaments, and even a yeti hunting expedition. Who knows, you might just stumble upon the legendary snow beast!

4. We have a currency system based on collecting rare snowflakes, which can be traded for exclusive winter-themed items and gear. Want a pair of enchanted snow boots? Better start hoarding those flakes!

So come join us in the winter wonderland of chuds, where the snow is always falling and the adventures are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be this cool?

DinnerCraft: AITA?

aita, anger, dinner etiquette, dinnercraft, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guests, disrespectful relatives, emotional outburst, expensive meal, family conflict, family dinner, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, family relationships, family traditions, Grief, handling grief, mother’s funeral, mourning, rude children, social etiquette

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3225
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with snatching dishes, trash can antics, and expensive menu items being thrown in the trash.

Are you tired of boring servers where everyone plays nice? Come join us and let out all your pent-up frustration on your virtual family members. No need to hold back – dump that expensive food down the trash and watch the chaos unfold!

Our server is the perfect place to let loose and be as unreasonable as you want. Who needs to pay for dinner when you can just make a scene and have someone else foot the bill? Plus, if you’re childless like us, you’ll fit right in with our selfish antics.

So if you’re ready for a server that’s as wild as a family gathering gone wrong, come join us and let the drama begin! Remember, in this server, the more outrageous, the better. Let’s see if you’ve got what it takes to be the ultimate AH!

CraftyTunez Minecraft SMP

accordion, Choice, CraftyTunez, creativity, drums, Flute, guitar, hobby, learning, Minecraft, Music, musical instrument, Passion, piano, reasons, Relaxation, Saxophone, Self-expression, skill development, smp, Trumpet, ukulele, Violin

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3780
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	35
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Evil Lairs Raided:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to learn how to play a musical instrument…virtually! That’s right, our server is equipped with magical instruments that you can play just by clicking your mouse. Want to serenade your fellow players with a flute solo while riding a pig? Done. How about starting a band with your friends and performing epic concerts in the virtual world? The possibilities are endless! Plus, rumor has it that playing music in our server can summon rare and powerful creatures to aid you in your adventures. So grab your pickaxe and your guitar, and join us for a musical journey like no other!

ForgiveCraft – No Regrets!

ForgiveCraft, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, letting go, moving on, regrets, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self growth, Self Healing, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, self-forgiveness, self-forgiveness exercises, self-forgiveness journey, self-forgiveness practice, self-forgiveness process, shame

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	1627
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Are you still mad at yourself for accidentally punching a villager in Minecraft and starting a full-blown riot in the village? Well, fear not, because on our server, we encourage chaotic behavior like that! Join us and let your inner mischief-maker run wild as you wreak havoc on unsuspecting NPCs and players alike. Who knows, you might even earn the title of “Villager Puncher Extraordinaire”! So come on, join us and let go of all your Minecraft-related guilt in the most hilarious way possible.

CraftyWarzone Minecraft Server

$1.5 billion, $200 million, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarzone, Defense, Deliver, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, financial aid, FOREIGN AID, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, international relations, military aid, military assistance, Military Funding, Minecraft, SECURITY, Server, Support, Ukraine, united states, US

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	5179
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Void Armor Forged:	11
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

OMG GUYS, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!! we got the US delivering $200 million AND $1.5 billion in military aid for Ukraine!! like, who needs diamonds when u got that kinda cash flow, amirite?!

Join now and u can be part of our epic battle against the Ender Dragon, but instead of swords, we’re gonna be armed with tanks and fighter jets thanks to our sick military aid.

Plus, rumor has it that if u join, u might even get to ride a unicorn into battle. Yeah, u heard me right, a freakin’ unicorn!! So what are u waiting for?! Join now and let’s show that dragon who’s boss!! 🦄💰💣

KosherCraft: Bus Burner & Graffiti Gang

anti-Israel, anti-Semitic, ATTACKED, Burned, Burner, bus, Community, discrimination, Gang, Graffiti, hate crime, incidents, intolerance, investigation, Jewish, KosherCraft, Police, Religious, school bus, SECURITY, Sites, Toronto, Toronto News, Vandalism

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9807
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	254
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Astral Projections Made:	0

hey u guys, come join our epic minecraft server where we recreate the chaos of toronto but in a hilarious way! u can burn school buses and spray anti-israel graffiti everywhere! it’s like real life but FUNNIER! join now for a wild time and see if u can survive the craziness of our server! 😂🔥🇮🇱 #minecraftmadness #torontotrouble

PandemicPunksCraft

aggression, Behavior, compassion, compassion fatigue, Conflict, Cruelty, emotional response, Empathy, Human nature, ISOLATION, Kindness, mental health, Negativity, pandemic, PandemicPunksCraft, Selfishness, social dynamics, societal changes, society, stress, unkindness

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	8666
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Divine Spears Created:	17	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Void Armor Forged:	24
Zombie Dances:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring rules? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs can fly and creepers are actually friendly! This server is so wild, even the chickens wear sunglasses and drive tiny cars!

Join us on this epic adventure where you can ride polar bears into battle and build a castle out of diamond blocks! Our community is so lit, we have parties every night with DJ skeletons spinning the hottest tracks!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep in the mines, there’s a secret portal to a dimension where llamas rule the world and zombies are actually professional dancers! Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this crazy ride!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Who needs reality when you can have this insane Minecraft world at your fingertips? Let’s get crafting, baby!

EmoDogCraft

Animal Behavior, animal instincts, canine communication, companion animals, Dogs, domestication, EmoDogCraft, emotional connection, emotional intelligence, emotions, Empathy, empathy in animals, evolutionary biology, evolved, human-animal bond, interspecies communication, non-verbal communication, pet behavior, pet psychology, social cognition

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9025
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	70	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	New Chunks Explored:	943705
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where dogs can read your emotions, bro. like, you’re mining for diamonds and your doggo buddy can sense your excitement and starts digging like crazy. or maybe you’re feeling sad because you keep getting creepered and your dog comes over and gives you virtual hugs. it’s like having a therapist in minecraft, man. join this server for the most emotional support you’ll ever get from a pixelated pup.