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| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 1127 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 492 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 7 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 19 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 16 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more glitchy than a pre-pre-alpha game? Want to join a server where the characters are so ugly, they make you question your own existence? Look no further than our server, where performance is worse than a game from 2010!
Join us as we promise to add more pretty and cool characters one day, even though our current lineup looks like a bunch of hideous mongrels. And don’t worry about the competitive queues, streaming, or being listed on Steam – we’ve got all that and more!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is run by a small Indie company of passionate people (not a megacorporation, we swear) who are just trying their best to make a properly performing game. So come on down and experience the chaos for yourself – you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows)!
