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Are you tired of being haunted by a fish you hate in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more! Join our server and never worry about that pesky fish ruining your gameplay again. Our server is fish-free guaranteed, so you can mine and build in peace without any aquatic enemies lurking around.

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