Thrown Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Jobbed Itis Minecraft SMP

Cards, Competition, Couch, Defeat, Disappointment, Event, exhaustion, holiday, Itis, Jobbed, Loss, Minecraft, smp, Struggle, Thanksgiving, Thanksplosion Battle Royal, Thrown, winning, wrestling, wrestling match

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	4312
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Animals Bred:	94	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP for the chance to battle it out in epic events like the Thanksplosion Battle Royal! Will you be able to defeat the mighty Itis and claim victory, or will you end up jobbing like our unfortunate friend here? Only one way to find out – join us today and embark on wild adventures, crazy battles, and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you fall off your couch!

DungTossersUnite

abhorrent, Behavior, disgust, dislike, Disrespect, DISRESPECTFUL, dung, DungTossersUnite, feces, inappropriate, offensive, people, percentage, repelling, repugnant, Repulsive, revolting, Thrown, UNACCEPTABLE, unacceptable behavior, unwanted

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7046
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9426	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

CyberTruckToss – Ultimate Minecraft Madness

action scenes, Cybertrucks, CyberTruckToss, Durability, electric vehicles, futuristic, heavy duty, high performance, innovation, madness, Minecraft, monster movies, Monsters, movie props, optimal vehicle, strength, superhero movies, Superheroes, Technology, Thrown, Transportation, Ultimate, vehicle capabilities, vehicle design

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	8840
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2048	Magic Items Found:	3223
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Potions Brewed:	171
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

yo, u ever seen a cybertruck get tossed by a superhero or monster? well, u can on our server! join now for the ultimate showdown of epic proportions. watch as cybertrucks fly through the air like rockets, smashing into buildings and causing chaos. it’s a sight you won’t wanna miss, so hop on board and join the fun. plus, we have a secret underground lair where u can hang out with all the coolest players and plan your next move. don’t miss out on the action, join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server around!

2024 Minecraft Server

2024.., Celibate, celibate girl, Find, find girl, girl, Humanity, long tail tag, Minecraft, picrel, Save, save humanity, Server, task, tasked, year, year 2024

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2161
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	19	New Chunks Explored:	883783
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1

🤣 Welcome to our wacky Minecraft server where the fate of humanity rests on finding one celibate girl in the year 2024! 🌎🚀 Join us for a wild adventure as you search high and low for this elusive savior while dodging creepers and building epic structures! 💥💪 Who knew saving the world could be so fun and ridiculous?! 😂 Don’t miss out on the chance to be a hero and maybe even find love in the most unexpected places! Join now and let the quest begin! 🏰🔍 #SaveHumanityWithUs #MinecraftMadness

Yuru Camp Minecraft SMP

Adventure, Anime, Birthday, Camp, Campfire, camping, Cozy, Exploration, friendship, Japan, Minecraft, Mountain, Nature, outdoor activities, peaceful camping, Relaxation, rin, Scenic views, smp, solo camping, travel, winter camping, Yuru, yuru camp

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where every day is a party! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, it’s Rin’s birthday in Japan! And you know what that means… non-stop celebrations and cake for everyone!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can summon diamond blocks with just a snap of his fingers. Want to learn his secrets? Join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll be blessed with the power of Blocky Bob too!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

HotelOrHomeMC

Accommodating, AITAH, anxiety, Boundaries, championship game, Communication, drive home, drop-ins, Emergencies, family, grandkids, guilt trip, Hotel, HotelOrHomeMC, in-laws, MIL, personal discomforts, school nights, sleepovers, sports schedule, unexpected

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4685
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Emeralds Found:	7863	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further than our server! We understand the importance of setting limits, just like this player’s in-laws need to learn. Join us and never worry about unexpected drop-ins or sleepovers from pesky relatives again!

Our server is so welcoming that even your MIL will be impressed. She won’t be able to guilt trip you into letting her stay over, no matter how many “wow ok” texts she sends. Plus, we have a strict policy against blowing up on fellow players, so you won’t have to deal with any drama like this player did.

So come join us on our server, where boundaries are respected and guilt trips are left at the door. Who knew Minecraft could be so drama-free?

AnimalLuvr vs Humanity? – Minecraft SMP

Animal Activism, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal lovers, Animal protection, animal rights, animal rights activists, animal rights advocates, animal rights defenders, animal rights movement, animal rights organizations, animal rights supporters, animal welfare, AnimalLuvr, compassion, Empathy, human-animal relationship, Humanity, love for animals, Minecraft, Misanthropy, smp

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6945
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Buildings Constructed:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5

Are you tired of humans ruining the planet and destroying nature? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where you can take out all your frustrations on virtual humans! Build elaborate traps and pranks to teach them a lesson they’ll never forget. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the animals safe from those pesky humans. Join now and show those humans who’s boss in the ultimate animal lover’s paradise!

JokeCraft: Fam Edition

Bond, Connection, Edition, exclusive, fam, family, funny, humor, inside joke, JokeCraft, Laughter, Memories, Nostalgia, Personal, Private, quirky, relationships, secret, shared, Special, special moments, Unique, weird

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1657
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
New Chunks Explored:	340516	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us and become part of the wackiest family of players who share inside jokes that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

From building giant statues of llamas wearing top hats to organizing impromptu dance parties in the middle of a creeper-infested forest, our server is where the party never stops. And don’t even get us started on our secret language made up entirely of Minecraft block names – you’ll be ROFLing in no time!

So if you’re ready to experience the most hilarious and bizarre Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and your sides split) with our outrageous antics and insane stories. Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else!

HezbollahHuntersMC

airstrikes, border, Conflict, Defense, escalation, Fight, forces, hezbollah, HezbollahHuntersMC, intensifies, intervention, Israel, launches, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Operation, SECURITY, small ground raids, Tensions, violence

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5049
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	238
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

so, like, u know how u always wanted to be in the middle of a war zone but, like, without actually being in danger? well, do we have the server for u! come join us and experience the thrill of small ground raids against Hezbollah in Lebanon…in Minecraft!

imagine sneaking around, trying to take down enemy bases while dodging bullets and explosions. it’s like Call of Duty but with blocks and creepers.

join now and show off your mad skills in PvP battles, build epic bases to defend against enemy attacks, and maybe even make peace with the enemy…or not.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and be a part of the intense fight in Lebanon…but, like, in a totally safe and fun way. let’s do this!

Tree Diversity Heatwave

Biodiversity, boreal forests, climate change, climate variability, Diversity, ecological balance, ecological response, ecosystem, environmental impact, extreme heat, forest dynamics, forest ecology, forest health, forest management, global warming, heatwave, plant communities, species richness, Temperature, temperature sensitivity, Tree, tree diversity, warming

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1384
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crops Grown:	4840	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Star Shards Collected:	185

LOL join dis epic minecraft server where trees be gettin’ all diverse in da boreal forests, yo! But watch out, cuz if it get too hot, dem trees be like “nah fam, we outta here!” Come join da fun and see if you can survive da extreme heat and keep dem trees happy. Plus, rumor has it dat if you find da secret enchanted tree, you’ll unlock special powers like flyin’ and shootin’ fireballs outta yo hands. So come on, what you waitin’ for? Join now and let’s get crazy in da forest, baby!

Incest Whore Minecraft Server

Abuse, anger, Boundaries, counseling, disgust, family, forgiveness, Frustration, healing, Incest, mental health, Minecraft, Recovery, relationship, self-care, Server, sick, Support, taboo, Therapy, Trauma, whore

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Gods Slained:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Enchantments Applied:	77
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Buildings Constructed:	40
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with creepy villagers trying to marry their cousins in Minecraft? Look no further! Join our server where we have banned all forms of incest and promote healthy relationships between villagers. No more awkward family reunions at the village square, just pure, wholesome fun! Plus, our server is filled with hilarious mini-games and events that will have you laughing until your diamond armor falls off. So say goodbye to the incest drama and hello to a new, wacky adventure on our server!

Cuck Thread v2 Minecraft SMP

Bull, cuck, cuckold, exhibitionism, experiences, FANTASY, fetish, hotwife, Humiliation, Infidelity, interracial, kink, Minecraft, Pictures, relationship, Roleplay, Share, smp, Submission, taboo, Thread, voyeurism

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5786
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Animals Bred:	174
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	242
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	30

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you can share all your cuckolding adventures and pics! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience where you can build, mine, and swap partners all in one place. Our community is full of hilarious stories and outrageous shenanigans that will have you laughing until your diamonds fall out. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to bring your sense of humor (and maybe a spare set of armor)!

TestCopyDeny Minecraft Server

accommodations, aunt’s perspective, Challenges, Cheating, dyslexia, extra time, family conflict, Help, Humiliation, low-grade, Minecraft, reading difficulties, RESPONSIBILITY, rules, scholarship, school struggles, Server, strict teacher, test copying, TestCopyDeny, Understanding, WHAP class

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace dyslexia and turn it into a superpower! Join us for a unique gaming experience where reading difficulties are no match for our epic adventures.

Imagine a world where dyslexic players have special abilities that make them unstoppable in battles and quests. Our server is filled with challenges that will test your skills and creativity, all while celebrating the unique talents of our dyslexic community.

Join now and become a dyslexic warrior, fighting against the odds and proving that nothing can hold you back. Who needs to copy answers when you have the power of dyslexia on your side?

So come on, join us on this wild ride and show the world that dyslexia is not a limitation, but a superpower waiting to be unleashed in the world of Minecraft!