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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, attitude, Boyfriend, Communication, Constipated, Cooking, follow directions, food poisoning, Hunger, Instructions, Minecraft, non spicy, ramen, RamenCraft, relationship, Server, sick, Soup, stomach issues, Taste, throwing up, undercooked noodles, warm up

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3205
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

VomCraft LOLZ

accident, Apology, dry heaving, EMBARRASSMENT, endorphin rush, gagging, Girlfriend, grossed out, headache, Laughter, lolz, misunderstanding, neck popping, popping sounds, reaction, Tension, tension release, throwing up, Unintentional, VomCraft

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Meteorites Collected:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

Best Friend, car sickness, CHIPS, clean up, Commute, Driving, furious, gagging, gas station, greasy food, Help, Marriage, NotSupportingWifeAITA, picky eater, selfish, Soda, supporting, throwing up, traffic jam, vomit, vomit phobia, VomitCraft

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	347
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ores Mined:	795	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mines Excavated:	4190	Gods Slained:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

VShojo+ Craft: Where Anime Girls Rule the Blocks!

#youtube, Anime, blocks, Craft, ex-member discussion, froot, geega, Girls, haruka, henya, Henya discussion, Hime, kson, Kson discussion, kuro, lig, Mata, mel, mochi, Mochi’s Tits Edition, Mouse, rule, souchou, twitch, vshojo, Vtubers, zen, 会長, 総長

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	5737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Welcome to Mochi’s Tits Edition of our Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is filled with Froot that will blow your mind! Join us and hang out with GEEGA who will make you laugh until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Haruka who will show you the secrets of the universe and Henya who is basically a genius in disguise. Don’t forget about Hime who will lead you on epic adventures and Kson who will make you question reality.

And that’s not all! Join us for some fun with Kuro who will keep you on your toes and Mata who will blow your mind with their skills. Hang out with Mel who will bring some melody to your life and of course, Mochi who will… well, let’s just say you have to see it to believe it.

But wait, there’s more! Meet Mouse who will make you squeak with joy and Zen who will bring some zen to your chaotic Minecraft adventures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this epic journey filled with laughter, adventure, and of course, Mochi’s Tits Edition!

Crafty Nightmares 2: Electric Boogaloo

Board, Boogaloo, Characters, Community, competitive, Crafty, discussion, Electric, Fighting Game, gameplay, Gaming, Mechanics, News, Nightmares, ONLINE, online play, strategy, Thread, Tips, Tournament, Tricks, under night, Updates, video game

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Holy Grails Found:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to have a blast in the world of Minecraft!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a talking pig who will guide you through the land of flying cows and exploding chickens . Don’t worry, they’re friendly explosions!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn who will grant you three wishes if you can find it. Rumor has it that one of those wishes is unlimited diamonds!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant chicken who will protect you from any pesky griefers trying to ruin your day.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

SpankCraft: Where Kids Learn the Hard Way!

Abuse, aggression, Behavior, bullying, child development, children, consequences, culture, discipline, discipline techniques, emotional well being, generation, HARD, Kids, learn, mental health, parenting, Parenting styles, physically disciplining, punishment, society, SpankCraft, Trauma, violence

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	4731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	247
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Magic Items Found:	1358	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in tough love and physical discipline for all players! Join us and toughen up those soft kids who can’t handle a little virtual spanking . Our server is the perfect place to teach kids some real life lessons like resilience, perseverance, and how to handle getting knocked down and getting back up again. Plus, our PvP battles will have you feeling like a warrior in no time! So come on, join us and show those wimpy kids what it means to be a true Minecraft player!

CheckmateCraft – Where Every Move Counts!

battle chess, candidates, CheckmateCraft, Chess, chess community, chess edition, chess forum, Chess General, chess multiplayer, chess online, chess thread, Chess tournaments, chess video games, Counts, lichess, Move, Online Multiplayer, online play, sub edition, Tournaments, video games, Vietnamese basket weaving forum, weekend tournaments

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9042
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Divine Spears Created:	18
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take chess to a whole new level with our Battle Chess edition! Forget boring old chess, here you can literally battle it out on a chess board with your friends.

Join us and become a chess master in our Candidates sub edition, where only the bravest and most strategic players survive. But that’s not all – we also have weekend tournaments where you can show off your skills and win epic prizes!

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of our team, the Vietnamese Basket Weaving Forum. Why basket weaving, you ask? Well, because on our server, we believe in combining the ancient art of basket weaving with the modern game of chess for the ultimate gaming experience.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Minecraft chess like never before. Join us now and prepare for the craziest chess battles of your life!

LazyCraft: Where even the creepers put in more effort

crawl over glass, CREEPERS, does nothing, doing something, Effort, eye contact, LazyCraft, Men, Nothing, Put, this bitch, thousands of hours

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9086
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	89	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Crops Grown:	5327	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where nothing happens! Seriously, you won’t find any boring quests or tedious tasks here. Instead, you’ll find a community of players who have dedicated their lives to doing absolutely nothing in the game.

Join us and witness the madness of players who will crawl over glass just for a second of eye contact with another player. The dedication is real, folks.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From building entire cities out of dirt blocks to taming wild creepers as pets, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, join us now. Who needs quests and objectives when you can have a good time doing absolutely nothing?

Blocky Beats: The ‘K-On’ Server

😮, Anime, Band, beats, blocky, Cake, comedy, friendship, Fun, Girls, high school, K-On, Keyboard, keyboard player, KON, Music, Performances, Practice, Rock Music, school life, Server, slice of life, t.., tea

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	117
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Love Letters Sent:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Forget about boring old servers, because this one will blow your mind! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – if you look between the T and O on your keyboard, you’ll unlock a secret portal that will transport you to a world filled with unicorns riding on rainbows and dancing llamas that drop diamonds instead of wool.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Disco Creeper who throws the wildest parties in all of Minecraft. And if you manage to defeat him in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with a magic wand that shoots out fireworks every time you mine a block.

Oh, and did I mention that our server has a penguin army that will fight by your side as you battle against evil mobs? And if you ever get lost, just follow the trail of glitter and cupcakes that leads you straight back to safety.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter

banter, blocky, Communication, Connecting, Conversation, counseling, dialogue, discussion, Expressing, expressing emotions, growth, healing, Let’s talk about it, Listening, mental health, relationships, self reflection, sharing, speaking up, Support, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Towns Built:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride where creepers throw parties instead of exploding, zombies breakdance instead of attack, and skeletons wear sunglasses because they’re just too cool for school.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a rare creature that poops out diamonds instead of pork chops. And don’t even get us started on the Glowing Sheep that light up the night sky with their neon wool.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be living it up in our crazy, wacky world? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

YenDevaluedCraft – Let’s Mine and Devalue the Yen!

Currency, DEVALUATION, Devalue, economic impact, economics, exchange rate, finance, financial markets, global economy, inflation, intervention, Japan, Lets, market, monetary policy, Risk, speculation, strategy, trade war, Trading, yen, YenDevaluedCraft

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7912
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Love Letters Sent:	16
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have decided to devalue the yen for absolutely no reason at all! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and economic chaos!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But here’s the catch – every time they tried to pick up the diamonds, they would turn into stacks of yen! Talk about a twist of fate!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on giant pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes and battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all of your precious loot.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the richest player in all of Minecraft – in yen, of course!

Minecraft Madness: Kenji vs Sayu Doxx War

avoiding controversies, community scandals, Controversies, controversy-free, DOXX, doxx war, Drama-free, dramas, e-begging, holo talents, holoEN, holojp, kenji, madness, memed on, millie, Minecraft, niji ARlive, online drama, Sayu, virtual youtubers, vtubing community, War

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Chimeras Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles like kenji vs sayu doxx war and watch as the niji ARlive gets memed on in real time. But that’s not all – we also have Millie e-begging for diamonds and all the crazy shenanigans that happened earlier this year.

Ever wonder how the holo talents keep up with all the drama in the vtubing community? Well, on our server, you can find out for yourself! Watch as they navigate through controversies with ease and avoid drama like pros. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the chaos!

Crafty AF: Vidya Vibes

Crafty, digital art, emotions, Entertainment, escapism, Experience, feel, Gaming, Immersive, Interactive, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, Relaxation, Sensory, storytelling, stress relief, Technology, VIBES, video games, vidya, virtual reality

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9552
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because THIS server is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas, dancing creepers, and treasure chests overflowing with diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond armor wearing chickens who will protect you from any pesky mobs that dare to come near you.

So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.