Throwing Up MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

HubsGossExposed

throwing up, bathroom incident, teasing, crazy behavior, HubsGossExposed

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

digestive system, vomit stories, vomiting, gross stories, VomitVoyage

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

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RamenCraft Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Hunger, attitude, Instructions, Constipated

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving "f***ing attitude" to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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VomCraft LOLZ

Tension, lolz, Unintentional, endorphin rush, tension release

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

selfish, Commute, picky eater, vomit, throwing up

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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Ideal Form Craft 1.20.4

healthy weight, ideal, body acceptance, body positivity, body image

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, the players on this server have the most epic body shapes. Not too skinny, not too fat, just the perfect sweet spot. It’s like looking at a Minecraft character who’s been hitting the gym non-stop. You won’t find a better-looking bunch of blocky avatars anywhere else, I swear! Join now and get ready to be amazed by the beauty of pixelated perfection!

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Stepmomless Wedding Minecraft Server

Minecraft, mistreatment, Server, family estrangement, father daughter relationship

Are you tired of dealing with evil stepmothers straight out of a fairytale? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where stepmothers are banned and only good vibes are allowed!

On our server, you can build a castle fit for a princess, without any wicked stepmothers trying to tear it down. And if your dad tries to bring his evil queen along, don’t worry – we have a special dungeon just for her!

Join now and let your creativity run wild, without any toxic family drama getting in the way. Build your dream wedding venue and invite all your friends, without fear of any unwanted guests crashing the party.

So, if you’re ready to escape the clutches of a wicked stepmother and live happily ever after in Minecraft, join our server today!

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SinkSassCraft

rental agreement, plumbing problems, landlord tenant relationship, SinkSassCraft, LANDLORD

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value responsible tenants like you! Join us for the ultimate virtual landlord experience, where you can show off your skills in housekeeping and problem-solving.

Are you tired of dealing with pesky kitchen sink clogs in real life? Well, on our server, you can tackle those issues with ease and earn rent discounts for your efforts! Watch YouTube tutorials, take apart virtual sinks, and show off your DIY skills to impress your landlord.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also a great place to escape the chaos of real life, with virtual babies who never cry and toddlers who never run around causing mischief. Say goodbye to real-life responsibilities and hello to a world where you can focus on building, exploring, and having fun.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only thing you need to worry about is whether your virtual house is creeper-proof. Who needs real-life landlord drama when you can have all the excitement and adventure of Minecraft? See you in the virtual world!

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IconicGamerQuotes – Minecraft SMP

Legendary, gaming history, Gamers, Minecraft, classic

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the holy grail of SMPs! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. So one time, this guy joined and he found a secret diamond mine that led to a portal to another dimension where you can ride unicorns and eat cotton candy all day long. And then, another player built a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano and shoots you out into a pool of lava! It’s insane, I tell you.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of chickens who wear top hats and monocles, and they give out quests for you to go on epic adventures. And if you complete the quests, you get a special chicken dance emote that makes all the other players jealous. It’s like the ultimate flex, bro.

So if you want to be part of the most epic, craziest, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, then you better join us now before the unicorns get bored and leave for another dimension. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

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BurgerCraft: Overhyped Eats

fast food, BurgerCraft, fast food industry, fast food culture, fast food trends

Are you tired of boring old fast food joints that promise the world but deliver soggy fries and lukewarm burgers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate fast food experience! Join us for a virtual feast of pixelated pizzas, blocky burgers, and cubic cupcakes that will have your taste buds doing backflips!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Burger Battle Royale” where players compete to see who can build the most epic burger in record time. The winner gets a virtual golden spatula and bragging rights for life!

And if that’s not enough to whet your appetite, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with enchanted food items that will give you superpowers like never before. Imagine flying through the sky on a giant taco or shooting fireballs from a magical meatball – the possibilities are endless!

So why settle for overhyped fast food when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous culinary adventures of your life? Come hungry, leave satisfied, and never look at a drive-thru the same way again!

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