throwing up Minecraft Servers

throwing up Minecraft Servers

  • HubsGossExposed

    HubsGossExposed
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    Players: 90/700 Votes: 6957
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 7 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 17 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 38
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of craziness and absurdity!

    Imagine a world where players compete to see who can build the best poop-themed structures, inspired by a husband who pooped on the carpet out of pure defiance! Will you be the one to create the ultimate poop palace?

    But that’s not all – our server is filled with hilarious pranks and unexpected surprises. Who knows, you might log in one day to find your house covered in virtual poop, courtesy of the infamous “Poop Patrol” gang!

    So come join us for a gaming experience like no other. Who needs boring old quests and building competitions when you can have poop wars and outrageous stories to share with your friends? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the madness begin!

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  • VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

    VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 107/800 Votes: 4058
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 188 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 13
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 6 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Farms Harvested: 119
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 0 Zombie Dances: 7
    Buildings Constructed: 46 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

    But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

    So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RamenCraft Minecraft Server

    RamenCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 97/200 Votes: 1200
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Infinity Stones Found: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 New Chunks Explored: 146291
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 19 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Orbs of Power Found: 10
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 13 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where following instructions is a crime punishable by undercooked noodles! Join us for a wild ride of non-spicy ramen adventures, where the only rule is to cook your noodles for exactly 4 minutes or face the wrath of the undercooked pasta gods.

    Experience the thrill of defying the instructions and facing the consequences of your actions, just like our friend who dared to warm up her noodles for a little longer. Will you be praised for your bravery or scolded for your insolence? Only time will tell on our server.

    But beware, for not appreciating a bowl of undercooked ramen may lead to accusations of giving “f***ing attitude” to those who try to do something nice for you. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of following instructions in the world of Minecraft!

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  • VomCraft LOLZ

    VomCraft LOLZ
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 5756
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Celestial Events Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Magic Wands Crafted: 12
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 30 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 4079 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Gods Slained: 0 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us for the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft world.

    Need a break from the usual block-building and mining? Come join us and witness epic moments like the time a player’s neck popped so loud it made another player throw up! It was like a scene straight out of an action movie, but with a twist of comedy.

    Our server is full of unexpected surprises and crazy stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join now and be a part of the most wacky and wild Minecraft community out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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  • VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA

    VomitCraft: NotSupportingWifeAITA
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    Players: 101/600 Votes: 8843
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 17 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Votes: 2619 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 114
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 20

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your car-sick wife and her dramatics? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure and chaos.

    Our server is so thrilling, it will make you forget all about your wife puking in your car. Who needs a nagging spouse when you can be building epic structures and battling mobs with your best friends?

    Forget about adding 40 extra minutes to your commute to deal with her drama – join our server and let the fun never end! Plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll never have to worry about being called selfish or disgusting again.

    So, if you’re looking for a place to escape the vomit-filled drama of real life, join our Minecraft server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a car-sick wife.

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  • ReefRageCraft: Coral Crisis!

    ReefRageCraft: Coral Crisis!
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    Players: 97/300 Votes: 7781
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 4413 Lunar Scepters Activated: 11
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Cursed Scrolls Read: 3
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 16 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our minecraft server where the coral sea is LIT AF with heat, just like the great barrier reef in danger! our corals have faced so many bleachings they be lookin like they just came back from a bad hair salon. but don’t worry, we got u covered with all the crazy adventures and wacky builds u can imagine. join now before the corals decide to take over and make us all their underwater minions! #reefmadness #coralcraze #minecraftmayhem

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  • 🌟Misfit Craft🌟 Where Every Block is a Happy Little Accident

    🌟Misfit Craft🌟 Where Every Block is a Happy Little Accident
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    Players: 109/700 Votes: 8914
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5 Dragons Tamed: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Elemental Crystals Collected: 100
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Mythical Swords Crafted: 94
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 10 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Minecraft Server
    🌟Misfit Craft🌟
    Overview

    🌟ATTENTION ALL CREATE ADDICTS AND BUILDERS🌟

    🔥Introducing Misfit Gaming🔥

    I’ve decided to spend the past couple of days creating ~THE PERFECT~ lightweight(ish), Create focused mod pack for Minecraft 1.20.1. This mod pack is inspired by “Create: Perfect world” by the popular youtuber, Mr.Beardstone.

    🛠️ Create Mod Awesomeness: Dive into the world of gears, pulleys, and automation. This pack is heavily focused around the Create mod and its many addons.

    ⚔️ Enhanced Difficulty: By implementing mods such as difficult cave’s, Alex’s mobs, end remastered, and Mowzies mobs. Life is tougher, and survival is grittier. Brace yourself!

    🎨 Stunning Graphics: I’ve even cranked up the visual magic for yah. Prepare to be amazed by….. bocks!

    🔧Features: Several quality of life mods are added including inventory management, storage, archaeology, food, and more, all while maintaining a vanilla style of gameplay.

    🚀All are welcome to join, just bring your common sense with you!

    🔥Anyways…… come on down! The only thing we’re missing is YOU!

    🎨 This is my first time running a server so don’t bully me.

    🌟World started: 01 AUG 2024.

    🔗 Discord Link: https://discord.gg/ckP8jprJ

    FAQ

    Q: What are the main features of this Minecraft server?

    A: The server is focused on the Create mod, enhanced difficulty mods, stunning graphics, and quality of life mods to enhance gameplay.

    Q: Are there any age restrictions for joining?

    A: The server aims for 18+, but all are welcome as long as they bring common sense.

    Q: Any specific rules or guidelines for players?

    A: No specific rules mentioned, just a request to bring common sense while playing.

    Q: When was the world started on the server?

    A: The world started on 01 AUG 2024.

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  • AsiansAndIndians Minecraft Server

    AsiansAndIndians Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/600 Votes: 8591
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 7
    Orbs of Power Found: 4 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 Horror Stories Survived: 4
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 23
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 New Chunks Explored: 721434

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of Indian men constantly lusting over Asian girls? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that will make them only have eyes for girls from Northeast India! Join us and witness the magical transformation as Indian men ditch their obsession with Asian girls and start swooning over the beauties from the Northeast. It’s a love story for the ages, all happening on our wacky and wild server. So come on over and experience the love potion madness for yourself!

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  • Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Llama Obsession League

    Minecraft SMP – /LOL/ – Llama Obsession League
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    Players: 97/100 Votes: 9725
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18
    Secret Passages Found: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Potions Brewed: 78
    Magic Crystals Found: 18 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take roleplaying to a whole new level – the Erotic Roleplay Thread! Join us if you’re feeling a bit under the weather and need some steamy Minecraft action to lift your spirits.

    Our server is filled with wild and wacky characters who are always up for some naughty shenanigans. From sexy villagers to seductive creepers, you never know who you’ll encounter in this spicy world.

    Need a break from building and mining? Why not indulge in some ERP with your fellow players? Our community is full of creative minds who love to explore all kinds of fantasies, so let your imagination run wild.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and get ready for a truly unforgettable experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a willingness to embrace the absurdity of it all. Let’s get weird!

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  • ManReveal Minecraft Server

    ManReveal Minecraft Server
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    Players: 94/300 Votes: 8574
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 105
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Royal Decrees Issued: 4
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 18 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Farms Harvested: 302

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just limited to in-game chat! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of our player who discovered her ex’s shocking secrets on her laptop.

    Imagine stumbling upon a treasure trove of scandalous photos and videos on your partner’s Google Drive – talk about a plot twist! And don’t forget the added bonus of uncovering a secret porn addiction and a penchant for seeking out local prostitutes while on business trips. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic breakup showdown where harsh words are exchanged, tears are shed, and stomachs are emptied in the kitchen sink. And let’s not forget the thrilling conclusion where our player emerges victorious, healthy, happily married, and expecting a baby girl!

    Join our server now for a chance to experience the drama, the suspense, and the outrageousness of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the adventure – join us today!

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  • MommaMinecraftChildSupportOops

    MommaMinecraftChildSupportOops
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    Players: 109/200 Votes: 4148
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 7
    Wyrmholes Dug: 8 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 4
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 7 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Orbs of Power Found: 10 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Star Shards Collected: 164 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Animals Bred: 66

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your parents’ divorce? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds, child support scandals, and heated arguments in the car ride home.

    Our server is perfect for those who thrive on chaos and love stirring the pot. Join now to experience the thrill of exposing family secrets, causing outrage among your relatives, and ultimately becoming the ultimate drama llama in the Minecraft world.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of a server where the drama never stops and the tea is always piping hot. Join us now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, family dynamics, and unexpected plot twists. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

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  • CraftyChaosMC

    CraftyChaosMC
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    Players: 108/700 Votes: 1049
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Crops Grown: 1297 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 7 Lunar Scepters Activated: 6
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 7
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Talking Trees Consulted: 4 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and craziness that will leave you questioning your sanity!

    Join us if you want to be chased by a pack of angry llamas riding pig-back, or if you want to mine diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Our server is so out of control that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted doing the Macarena in the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s always up for a friendly game of hide and seek. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure guarded by a talking chicken in a top hat.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to pack your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

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  • KurskCraft Minecraft Server

    KurskCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 93/900 Votes: 5802
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 47 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 65 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Ancient Ruins Explored: 2
    Magic Crystals Found: 17 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Zombie Dances: 1 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server where we have russians evacuating kursk region because of alleged ukraine incursion but dont worry its all just a crazy plot twist in our virtual world! build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or team up with the ukrainian players to fight off the invaders! who knew minecraft could be so intense and geopolitically charged? join now for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns!

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  • KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation

    KremlinCraft: Putin’s Provocation
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    Players: 101/900 Votes: 6669
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 24
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29 Magical Moments Shared: 13
    Farms Harvested: 389 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Emeralds Found: 2258 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 5 Backwards Speech Heard: 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Dimension Hops: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where even putin himself is getting involved!! he called our pvp battles in russia’s kursk region a “large-scale provocation” cuz they’re so intense!! you gotta see it to believe it, folks. we’ve got crazy battles, epic builds, and even a secret underground base where we plan world domination (shh don’t tell anyone). join now before putin shuts us down (just kidding…maybe).

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  • SludgeToSoilCraft

    SludgeToSoilCraft
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    Players: 96/400 Votes: 3658
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 132 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Chimeras Created: 3
    Invisible Walls Found: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Potions Brewed: 160 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 435 Legendary Items Repaired: 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Mines Excavated: 3756

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where we turn sewage sludge into compost and feed it to our earthworm army! watch as they devour all the pollutants and pathogens, making our world a cleaner place one block at a time. but be warned, some of our earthworms have become addicted to pharmaceuticals during the process, so watch out for the trippy effects when you dig too deep! join us now for a wild adventure unlike any other!

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