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Block Breaker Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	2512
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Mines Excavated:	3816
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the cha-cha, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been spotted wearing a tutu and singing show tunes!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground dungeons filled with treasure, hidden portals to alternate dimensions, and a village of villagers who have formed their own rock band (they’re called The Villager Vibe, by the way).

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle, build a house out of giant marshmallows, and have a pet zombie named Fred who loves to breakdance? Trust us, once you step foot into our server, you’ll never want to leave!

BlockRageCraft

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1223	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Buildings Constructed:	50	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Have you ever been mining for diamonds in Minecraft, only to have a creeper sneak up behind you and blow up all your hard-earned loot? Well, on our server, we have a strict no-creeper policy! That’s right, those green boogers are banned from ruining your day.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jockey Gang. These fearless feathered fiends ride around on baby zombies, causing chaos wherever they go. Join our server and you might just witness their next epic heist.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can take on our resident Ender Dragon, who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon move like this before.

So if you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers and want to experience the wild and wacky side of the game, come join us! Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen.

Crafty Farties: Where Even the Creepers Laugh at Your Rage

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5256
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a rare breed of rainbow-colored pigs that fart out diamonds, making you the richest player in all of Minecraft land. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally)!

So why settle for mediocrity when you can join our server and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures of your life? Say goodbye to boring gameplay and hello to endless laughs and unforgettable moments. Join now and let the insanity begin!

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	9881
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Enchantments Applied:	111	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle against armies of zombie chickens, and even have a dance-off with a group of friendly creepers! Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure madness and mayhem.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco club where you can party with famous Minecraft celebrities like Steve and Herobrine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet that grants wishes to anyone brave enough to sit on it!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most mind-blowing, side-splitting, and utterly ridiculous adventures that Minecraft has to offer! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

MSTR Minecraft SMP

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	238
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Animals Bred:	100	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for thrill-seekers and risk-takers. Why should you join, you ask? Because our server is like the Wild West of Minecraft, where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, a group of players in full diamond armor ride in on pigs, declaring themselves the rulers of the server. But don’t worry, because our server has a secret weapon – giant mutant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts that take place every week. Rumor has it that the prize is a diamond block the size of a house! But be warned, the treasure is guarded by a pack of evil bunnies with a taste for destruction.

So if you’re ready to experience the most insane, unpredictable, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows, you might just become the next giga leg up in the Minecraft world.

⭐⭐⭐TOPMINE🚀SURVIVAL🚀MINI-GAMES⭐⭐⭐ Minecraft server

1.8, 2b2t, Amongus, Anarchy, Antispam, Arenas, Auto-mine, Bedwars, brawl stars, Cases, Casino, Cities, Clans, Falsebookic, Fishing, Floodprotect, fp help, Griefersky, hotb43fd help, Hypixelpets, Jobs, Magic, Mini Games, Mob rocking, Murdermystery, Parkour, Pets, Shop, Skypvp, Skywars, Starter Kit, Survival, the hunger games, TopMine, Uralpassport, Vampirism

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Ores Mined:	6061
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	15	Farms Harvested:	476
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	7751
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Astral Projections Made:	1

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⚡ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

⚡ Free donation: Get it from /free! Plus secret Easter eggs and hidden gifts.

⚡ Lag-free gameplay: Smooth gameplay on a powerful server.

⚡ Rewards for time: Receive bonuses for activity, with a rating of the best players.

⚡ Modes to choose from: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival, Homeless Survival.

⚡ Clans and arenas: Create a clan, fight for the top and capture arenas.

⚡ Entertainment: Parkour, Casino, Mob rocking, Fishing, Club, Weddings, Things of God.

⚡ No wipes: The world of donors is protected from wipes, save your achievements.

⚡ Filming with YouTubers and 5+ years of stable work.

⭐ TopMine is the perfect place for Minecraft players with unique modes and exciting activities. Come in and enjoy the thoughtful gameplay with your friends!

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TOPAJ.MCMCMC.NET

Bored Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	7843
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Hey there fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for non-stop laughter and fun!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens and evil llamas, embark on quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine (we’re talking houses made entirely of cake here, people).

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server – will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! And don’t forget to add johnsmith67_ on Discord for even more laughs and shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Minecraft SMP: Police Surveillance Scene

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Animals Bred:	30

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on this server where the police are surveilling criminals with binoculars, but instead of catching them, they break out into a synchronized dance routine to “Every Breath You Take” by The Police. It’s like a real-life musical, but in Minecraft!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories happening all the time on this server. Like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky and they landed in a pool of lava. Or when a group of players decided to have a fashion show using only pixelated blocks as clothing. The creativity knows no bounds here!

So if you’re looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience, join us on this server and be prepared for non-stop laughs and unforgettable moments. Just remember, every step you take, we’ll be watching you…and probably laughing our heads off!

Erika’s Tank Battle Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	7489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and participate in epic llama races across the desert. And that’s just the beginning!

Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once had a player who built a functioning spaceship and flew to the moon to battle space creepers. True story!

So, if you’re ready to experience Minecraft like never before, join our server and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life. Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. The madness awaits!

Daily Tegami Bachi Storytime Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Mines Excavated:	1646
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where every block tells a story and every player is a detective in the making. In this chapter, we’re diving into the world of Film Noir, where mystery and intrigue lurk around every corner.

Join us if you want to solve crimes, uncover secrets, and maybe even catch a glimpse of a shadowy figure lurking in the shadows. Our server is filled with hidden passageways, secret codes, and even a few double-crossing NPCs who are always up to no good.

But beware, not everything is as it seems in this dark and gritty world. You never know who you can trust, and one wrong move could land you in a virtual interrogation room faster than you can say “I swear, I didn’t steal those diamonds!”

So grab your trench coat, put on your fedora, and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Join our Minecraft SMP and become the ultimate detective in the world of Film Noir. Just don’t forget to watch your back, because in this server, the only thing more dangerous than a creeper is a player with a secret to hide.

Dub City Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7387
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13

Are you tired of constantly losing in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server is for winners only! We don’t accept any losers here, only dub-getters allowed.

Join our server and experience the thrill of victory as you dominate in PvP battles, conquer epic dungeons, and build the most epic bases that will make even Herobrine jealous.

But beware, the losers on other servers will try to infiltrate our ranks, so you must stay on your toes and prove that you are a true winner.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and show the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft champion! Because here, only winners get dubs.

Why Don’t They Just Build The World’s Biggest AI Quantum… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	7740
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Zombie Dances:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Star Shards Collected:	86	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can cure is a zombie villager? Well, look no further because on our server, we have the world’s biggest AI quantum supercomputer! That’s right, you can ask it all the science questions you don’t know and even cure cancer overnight! Who needs potions when you have advanced technology at your fingertips? Join us now and become the ultimate Minecraft scientist!

Crafty Cunt Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7099
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Endless Night Skies:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52	Towns Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	400
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Ores Mined:	1918

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being a cunt is not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have the most epic pizza parties in all of Minecraft! Our pizza brand is so popular that even the creepers can’t resist coming to our parties. Plus, rumor has it that our pizza toppings have magical powers that can make you fly in the game. Who needs wings when you have pizza, right?

So come on over to our server and let’s show the world that being a cunt is not a bad thing, it’s a way of life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Toilet Troubles Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8224
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	430	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Buildings Constructed:	34	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Farms Harvested:	939
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only danger is running out of food? Well, look no further because our server is a thrill-seeker’s paradise! We have lava pits everywhere, creepers lurking around every corner, and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a pack of wild wolves ready to attack!

But don’t worry, we also care about your health and safety. That’s why we have mandatory daily workouts where you have to mine blocks for an hour straight to keep your character in shape. And if you die in-game, you have to do 20 push-ups in real life before respawning. It’s the ultimate fitness challenge!

Join us if you dare, but be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the chaos and come out on top. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!