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LockOutLootOut

BETRAYAL, changing locks, Cheating, confronting cheating spouse, custody battle, Divorce, emotional turmoil, family drama, forgiveness, Infidelity, LockOutLootOut, marital crisis, marriage problems, moving on, relationship advice, seeking closure, seeking legal advice, snooping, standing up for yourself, throwing clothes out, trust issues

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ores Mined:	3294
Zombie Dances:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

SMP_SonnyBoiCraft

baseball league, batting average, blue hair, championship streak, discrimination, Hero, home run king, M-League, Mister Monkey, Monkey and Club, Monkey Blue, Monkey Mountain, monkeys, near-perfect game, persecution, pitching arm, Rookie, SMP_SonnyBoiCraft, Steroid Monkey, Tragedy, Upper Monkey

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7764
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Secret Passages Found:	7

Welcome to the most bananas Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us in the world of Monkey Mountain, where the legendary Monkey League reigns supreme. Picture this: monkeys playing baseball with unmatched skill and talent, breaking records left and right.

Imagine Steroid Monkey, the home run king who smashed 80 home runs in a single year – talk about monkey business! Then there’s Upper Monkey, the miracle hitting machine who outshined the god of batting by two thousandths – now that’s swinging for the fences! And let’s not forget Mister Monkey, the catcher extraordinaire turned winning manager with a ten-season streak that’ll make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Enter Monkey Blue, the blue-haired maverick who shattered legends and became a symbol of hope for all monkeys. With his talent and determination, he took down the reigning king and led the underdog team to victory, ending Bigfoot’s championship streak at 10 – talk about a monkey wrench in the plans!

But tragedy struck in the midst of glory, with a near-perfect game ending in a heartbreaking loss. Will you join us in the Monkey League and help write the next chapter in this wild and wacky tale? The stakes are high, the competition fierce, and the laughs endless. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft adventure like no other – because in this SMP, anything can happen!

BlockyLoveWeddingWalk

awkward, Best Friend, BlockyLoveWeddingWalk, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Bridesmaid, ceremony, Communication, compromise, decision, friendship, Intimacy, reception, relationships, Religious, Request, Respect, sheltered, Traditions, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2107
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	31	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ores Mined:	9684
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12

Are you tired of boring weddings where everything goes according to plan? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most outrageous wedding ceremonies you’ve ever seen!

Picture this: bridesmaids entering the ceremony with llamas instead of groomsman, flower girls riding on the backs of pigs, and the bride arriving on a flying dragon!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most drama-filled bridal parties you’ll ever encounter. Witness bridesmaids demanding to walk down the aisle with their boyfriends, groomsmen challenging each other to duels for the bride’s favor, and the priest accidentally summoning a horde of zombies during the vows.

Don’t miss out on the craziest wedding experience of your Minecraft life! Join our server now and prepare to say “I do” to the chaos.

CraftySMPRejects

boring hobbies, CraftySMPRejects, dull hobbies, hobbies not worth it, hobbies to avoid, hobbies to ditch, hobbies to ignore, hobbies to pass on, hobbies to skip, hobbies to steer clear of, hobbies with no value, least fulfilling hobbies, mindless pastimes, pointless hobbies, popular hobbies, stupid hobbies, time wasters, uninspiring activities, uninteresting activities, unproductive pursuits, Waste of time

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1035
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Are you tired of spending your days doing boring hobbies like stamp collecting or watching paint dry? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft SMP!

Why waste your time on pointless activities when you could be building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless worlds filled with adventure? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding llamas who will trade you rare items for stacks of emeralds.

So say goodbye to boring hobbies and hello to the most epic, outrageous, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Join us now and start living your best blocky life!

Ex-BlockbusterEmployee47

Career Growth, company benefits, company communication, company culture, company environment, company ethics, company performance, company policies, company reputation, company values, corporate secrets, ExBlockbusterEmployee47, former employer, job responsibilities, job satisfaction, leadership style, management style, office politics, team dynamics, work experience, work-life balance

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1389
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Endless Night Skies:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about the craziest Minecraft server I used to play on! Picture this: a server where the pigs ride on top of the creepers like they’re on a wild rollercoaster ride. And instead of mining for diamonds, you have to battle it out in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon to claim your loot. But the best part? The owner of the server is actually a secret llama in disguise, pulling all the strings behind the scenes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the pure chaos of this server. So come join us and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

ResistanceCraft Server

Attack, axis of resistance, Conflict, coordination, extremism, foreign policy, Houthi, Insurgency, intervention, iran, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, provocation, regional politics, ResistanceCraft, RETALIATION, Saudi Arabia, Server, ShiA, Terrorism, Yemen

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8504
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Runes Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Yo, you wanna join this cray cray Minecraft server? Well, lemme tell ya, our leader is like a Houthi boss who’s all about attacking Israel with the “axis of resistance.” We got alliances with all the wackiest groups in the game, so you know it’s gonna be a wild ride. Join us and be part of the most epic battles ever seen in Minecraft history. Plus, we got secret weapons and hidden bases that will blow your mind. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Israel who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

RocketCraft: BoeingNoGo

aerospace, aerospace engineering, aerospace workforce, boeing, BoeingNoGo, employee training, Engineering, industry standards, Manufacturing, Quality Control, Report, rocket construction, RocketCraft, Rockets, safety regulations, space exploration, Space industry, Space Race, space technology, Space Travel, unqualified workforce, workforce qualifications

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2

so like, u kno how boeing makes dem big ol rockets? well turns out, dey got sum unqualified peeps buildin dem! like, imagine if u had a rocket ship built by sumone who dunno what dey doin! dat’s like, a disaster waitin to happen! but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, we promise all our builders are top notch! no unqualified peeps here, just epic builds and crazy adventures! come join us and leave dem boeing rockets in da dust!

DreamCraft PTSD Relief

brain changes, brain function, cognitive processing, DreamCraft, EMDR therapy, Emotional healing, Improvement, memory consolidation, memory enhancement, mental health, Mental Wellness, psychological treatment, ptsd, ptsd symptoms, Relief, Sleep, sleep therapy, study, Targeted Memory Reactivation, therapy techniques, TMR, trauma processing, traumatic memories

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Chimeras Created:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

so, like, u wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s like, totally gonna help u process all ur traumatic memories while u sleep. like, u can play and build stuff during the day, then at night BAM ur brain is gonna be all like, “hey, let’s deal with that PTSD in a fun and creative way!”

we got this thing called Targeted Memory Reactivation (TMR) that’s gonna make ur brain all smart and stuff while u snooze. it’s like EMDR therapy but with blocks and creepers and stuff. ur memories gonna be consolidated and ur PTSD gonna be like, “see ya later, alligator!”

so come join us on this crazy minecraft server where ur brain gets a workout while u play. who knew video games could be so therapeutic, amirite?

HeartCore Network

battle, enemies, Enthusiast, Expansion, game modes, HeartCore Network, legend, Life, LifeSteal, Minecraft, Monsters, Play, Server, Strongest, Survival, Updates

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5252
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	40	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Welcome to Heartcore, the ultimate Lifesteal experience! Immerse yourself in a world where every heartbeat matters. Battle for survival against hordes of monsters, and steal life from your enemies to bolster your own. But beware, the stakes are high, and only the strongest will prevail.

Currently, Heartcore offers a thrilling Lifesteal experience, but our vision extends far beyond. We’re dedicated to bringing you a diverse range of game modes that cater to every Minecraft enthusiast. Stay tuned for exciting updates as we expand our horizons and introduce new ways to play.

Join us on Heartcore and become a legend!

play.theheartcore.com

Sleepless in Semi-Vanilla Land: Where grief is protected, enchants are custom, and everyone’s welcome! 1.21 ready!

Biomes, Builds, chat colors, Community, Custom, Economy, Enchants, Events, Everyones, Farms, Grief, Land, Minigames, Pets, Plugins, protected, PvP, Quests, Ranks, Ready, Redstone, Semivanilla, Sleepless, smp, Survival, tutorials, villagers

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4575
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ores Mined:	9229
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	80

Sleepless MC SMP Overview

Features
Crossplay features to allow both Bedrock and Java players to play along side each other!
Land claims (Golden Shovel)
Grief – Protection (Anti-Grief enabled to easily restore claims if damaged)
Custom Enchants for a more customized playing experience!
Player Sign Shops (Aswell as server shop)
Custom Items (Including Building items like beds and dressers as well as armor and weapons!)
Minions for AFK grinding and money making!
Coin shop ( You can earn in-game Ranks / Chat colors / Player Tags / Pets )

If you’re interested in joining Sleepless MC SMP, We’d love to have you!

Discord : discord.gg/sleepless

Server IP : play.sleeplessmc.com

Bedrock Port : 19132

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Sleepless MC SMP server?

A: To join the server, simply connect to play.sleeplessmc.com with the Bedrock Port 19132.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, there are rules in place to ensure fair gameplay and a positive community experience. Please refer to our Discord server for the full list of rules.

Q: Can I create my own land claims on the server?

A: Yes, you can create land claims using the Golden Shovel tool to protect your area from griefing.

Q: How can I earn in-game currency on the server?

A: You can earn in-game currency by participating in activities such as mining, farming, selling items in player shops, and using minions for AFK grinding.

BlockyBooty Minecraft Server

adultery, BETRAYAL, BlockyBooty, Boundaries, Cheating, Commitment, controversial, controversial relationships, Ethics, extramarital affair, fidelity, Infidelity, long-term consequences, Lust, Marriage, marriage vows, Minecraft, morality, relationships, Server, sexual ethics, taboo, temptation

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8478
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Towns Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can engage in scandalous affairs with other players’ virtual spouses! That’s right, forget about mining for diamonds, come mine for some drama instead! Join now for a chance to stir up some virtual trouble and ask yourself, “Is it morally wrong for me to fuck the shit out of another man’s wife?” Only on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!