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WeddingRageCraft

accident, apologies, Boundaries, cake cutting, celebration, Communication, Confrontation, EMBARRASSING, emotions, family, forgiveness, friendship, inclusion, Kids, nephew, Outburst, parenting, screaming, throwing a fit, Wedding, WeddingRageCraft

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	186
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with cake-cutting catastrophes and family feuds that will make your head spin.

Experience the thrill of accidentally ruining a wedding cake and getting kicked out in front of all your friends and family. Who needs a boring old cake cutting ceremony when you can have a full-blown meltdown instead?

Join now and witness the epic showdown between a bride and her so-called “nephew” who dared to take a bite out of her precious cake. Will there be apologies? Will there be forgiveness? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – you won’t want to miss out on this insane drama!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own sanity. Who needs reality TV when you can have real-life drama right at your fingertips?

Minecraft SMP – /poe 2g/ – Path of Exile 2 General

507388120, Bricked, Early Access Key, Exile, FAQ, Game Database, general, Global 1488, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, Minecraft, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, PoE, smp, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	69	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	924	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience.

Patch Notes? Who needs ’em! We make up our own rules as we go along. Launch Live Updates? We prefer to keep things spontaneous and unexpected. Buy Early Access Key? Nah, just show up and we’ll let you in if you can survive our challenges.

Our server is so wild, it’s like a mix of Path of Exile and Minecraft on steroids. Trade Site? We trade with diamonds and enchanted golden apples. Ladder? Climb to the top by defeating the Ender Dragon blindfolded. Wiki? We don’t need no stinkin’ Wiki, we learn by trial and error.

Join our server now and enter the Ingame Chat Channel /global 1488Bricked, where the real madness happens. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster. See you in the game, if you dare!

SickmasSquadCraft

aita, anxiety, Bronchitis, christmas, cough, covid, covid infection, depression, family, Fever, health, health anxiety, infection, influenza, Loneliness, overreacting, sick family, SickmasSquadCraft, train station

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2700
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Dimension Hops:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for outrageous fun and insane stories that will make you forget all about your health anxiety and family woes.

Explore our virtual world and build your own grandpa-proof fortress to keep out infectious diseases. Who needs a family Christmas when you can have a block-tastic holiday with us?

Don’t worry about missing out on real-life celebrations, because on our server, every day is a party! So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the LOLs begin!

BrokeBoiMC SMP

BrokeBoiMC, Childhood, disadvantaged, economic hardship, financial insecurity, financial instability, financial struggle, generational poverty, humble beginnings, lack of resources, limited opportunities, living conditions, low-income, POVERTY, poverty indicators, poverty signs, poverty stereotypes, poverty stigma, smp, social class, socioeconomic status, upbringing

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	6273
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2

OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.

But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.

So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything

PingCraft: Phone Alert Edition

ALERT, Beep, best, Buzz, cell phone, Communication, device, Digital, Edition, electronic, Melody, mobile, Music, notification sound, Phone, PingCraft, Ring, ringtone, Sound, Technology, text message, Tone

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	199
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Are you tired of boring old notification sounds on your phone? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with the most hilarious and outrageous notification sounds you can think of! Join us and experience the joy of hearing a cat meowing every time someone sends you a message or a fart noise when you get a friend request. It’s a notification sound extravaganza that will have you laughing for hours on end! So come on, join our server and never have a dull moment again!

CraftyChristmasFires

anti-Christian violence, christmas tree, CraftyChristmasFires, cultural destruction, extremist groups, Fire, Greek Orthodox town, human rights violations, international news, Middle East conflict, minority rights, Political unrest, religious extremism, religious intolerance, religious persecution, Syria, Terrorism, Turkey-backed jihadists, Vandalism, War Crimes

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	9435
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Dragons Tamed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	789	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz let me tell ya, it’s lit like a Christmas tree set on fire by Turkey-backed jihadists in a Greek Orthodox town! We got mobs crazier than those jihadists, and our PvP battles are more intense than a turkey dinner on Thanksgiving!

Join us and build the most epic bases you’ve ever seen, but watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to ruin your day. And don’t even get me started on our events – we once had a giant turkey boss that dropped diamond loot for days!

So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs Syria drama when you can have all the chaos and fun in our Minecraft world? Let’s get crafting, baby!

Fluoride IQ Boost Server

Boost, brain development, cognitive development., cognitive function, drinking water, environmental health, Fluoridated water, fluoride, health benefits, intelligence, IQ levels, IQ score, mental health, neurodevelopment, neurological effects, Neurotoxicity, public health, research study, Server, Water, water fluoridation, water quality

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

so, like, you know how everyone is always like “fluoride in water is bad for your brain”? well, turns out it actually makes you smarter! like, this one study found that people who drink fluoridated water have, like, higher IQ scores and stuff. so, like, if you wanna be a genius and build epic stuff in minecraft, you gotta join our server! we have the smartest players around, thanks to all that fluoride in the water. come join us and level up your brain power while crafting some seriously awesome creations. who knew drinking water could make you a minecraft mastermind? come see for yourself on our server!

Islands of Arcadia

Arcadia, brand new, Brewery, Community Projects, Creative, Custom Map, Diplomacy, Discord, Economy, Factions, friendly community, ip address, Islands, Koth, Movecraft, Nation building, new, PvP, Roleplay, smp, Survival, Veinminer, weekly events

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5092
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	142
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4

Islands of Arcadia Server Overview

Features	Description
Cross play	Java and bedrock players can join the server
Friendly community	Welcoming and supportive environment
Custom map	Great for building your nation
Roleplay	Engage in immersive storytelling
Diplomacy	Form alliances and negotiate with other players
Plugins	Includes Towny, KOTH, Movecraft, Brewery, Veinminer

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join using the following IP and port: 104.234.139.45:25578

Q: Is the server only for Java players?

A: No, both Java and bedrock players can play on the server.

Q: How do I get started with building my nation?

A: Explore the custom map and find a suitable location to establish your nation. Use the Towny plugin to claim land and expand your territory.

Q: Can I participate in roleplay on the server?

A: Yes, roleplay is encouraged on Islands of Arcadia. Create unique characters and stories for an immersive experience.

Q: Are there any rules I should be aware of?

A: Be respectful to other players, follow the server guidelines, and avoid griefing or cheating. Refer to the Discord server for full rules and guidelines.

For more information and updates, join our Discord server: https://discord.gg/mKevUJ843S

Abyssal Explorers 1.21.4

1.21.4, 3rd person shooter, abyssal, alien insects, co-op, companion, contested planets, cooperation, Explorers, Galaxy, Helldivers, Helldivers 2, Liberation, Magicka, News, Patch, PlayStation, procedurally generated, PvE, Robots, spread democracy, squad-based, Steam, time limit, Top-down Shooter, Wiki

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5937
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Ores Mined:	2943
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like HELLDIVERS but in blocky form! Imagine fighting off hordes of alien creepers and robots to spread democracy in the Minecraft universe. Each planet is like a different biome, and you gotta complete objectives before the time runs out – it’s like a race against the clock, man!

And get this, if we work together, we can liberate the entire galaxy in Minecraft! It’s like a team effort, bro, we gotta combine our Minecraft skills to save the day. Plus, there’s a Democracy Space Station and even a Killzone collab – like, what more could you ask for in a Minecraft server?

So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dive into this crazy Minecraft adventure – it’s gonna be blocky madness, bro! Join now and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

Speed Test Thread Minecraft SMP

#datamining, Broadband, Country, data, data analysis, discussion, forum, internet, Minecraft, Network, ONLINE, Pacific Northwest, Paying, payment, PNW USA, smp, SPEED, speed test, speed test thread, Technology, test, Thread, Usa

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Holy Grails Found:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Ores Mined:	1138
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as slow as a turtle stuck in molasses? Well, look no further because our server is so fast, it’ll make your head spin faster than a tornado in a hurricane! Join us and experience the thrill of lightning-speed gameplay that will leave you questioning if you’ve accidentally entered the Matrix.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is located in the mystical land of PNW USA, where unicorns roam free and diamonds grow on trees. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical leprechaun who lives in a mushroom hut. Want to fly like a bird? Done. Want to swim in a pool of lava without getting burned? Easy peasy. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, that might be pushing it, but hey, it’s worth a shot!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers and skeletons. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

SisterSplit Minecraft Server

age gap, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dungeons & dragons, emotional cheating, family, forgiveness, friendship, Honesty, Intimacy, loyalty, mental health, Minecraft, Polyamory, relationships, Server, SisterSplit, Stability, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2146
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	5507
New Chunks Explored:	813308	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Armor Forged:	26
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	269	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of this player’s sister and her ex-boyfriend.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of uncovering scandalous secrets and navigating complicated relationships, all while building your dream Minecraft world. Who needs reality TV when you can have all the drama right here in our server?

So come on in and join the chaos, because on this server, anything can happen – and it usually does!