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RegretCraft2030

#sustainability, conscious living., consumerism, digital age, Environment, fashion, fast fashion, Future, instant gratification, long-term consequences, materialism, mindfulness, modern trends, regret, RegretCraft2030, SELF AWARENESS, social media, societal values, society, Technology, throwaway culture

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	8900
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	50	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Are you tired of boring old trends that will make you cringe in a decade? Join our Minecraft server and escape the embarrassment of following the crowd! Our server is like a time machine, transporting you to a world where ridiculous trends are celebrated and embraced. From building giant statues of avocado toast to creating pixel art of TikTok dances, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So why wait for regret to kick in when you can join us and have a blast right now? Trust us, in 10 years you’ll be thanking us for saving you from the embarrassment of following boring trends.

RegretCraft2023

#sustainability, changing perspectives, consumerism, cultural shifts, evolving tastes, fads, fashion, fast fashion, future regrets, hindsight, influencer culture, lasting impact., popular trends, regret, RegretCraft2023, short-lived trends, social media, societal norms, Technology, throwaway culture, trends

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	9903
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Falling into the Void:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	1908
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Zombie Dances:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	New Chunks Explored:	841454
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2

Join our Minecraft server and be ahead of the curve by participating in the trendiest trend of all time – building giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses! Trust us, in a few years, everyone will be kicking themselves for not joining our server sooner and being part of the llama revolution. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama enthusiasts who are plotting to take over the world with their fabulous fashion sense. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a part of history in the making!

SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

ANONYMOUS, girl band, girl group, idol group, Korean music, korean pop, Kpop, kpop community, kpop fandom, kpop group, kpop idols, loona, loona comeback, loona debut, loona discography, loona fans, loona members, loona music, loona no. 68117310, Music, SMP_CraftyCreeper_68117310

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	233
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Welcome to loona, the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Are you tired of boring, vanilla servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses? Well, look no further because loona is here to shake things up!

Join us if you want to participate in epic battles where players ride pigs into battle armed with nothing but carrots. Or how about our weekly “Troll Tuesday” events where players can prank each other with exploding chickens and invisible blocks?

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Want to trade with them? Better brush up on your llama language skills!

And don’t even get us started on our annual “Dress Like a Creeper” day where players compete to see who can blend in with the creepers the best. Trust us, it’s a blast!

So what are you waiting for? Join loona today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected…and maybe invest in some llama repellent.

Creepers in the Mine

bad news, BETRAYAL, CREEPERS, criticism, devastating news, devastating truth, devastation, Disappointment, dreadful, Failure, harsh reality, HEARTBREAK, Loss, rejection, Shocking.., Terrifying, Tragedy, unwanted, unwelcome information, Worst Case Scenario, worst nightmare

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8186
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a zombie pigman? Well, fear not my friend, because we have the perfect server for you! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry chickens armed with diamond swords. Or how about the joy of building your dream castle, only to have it randomly explode every Tuesday at 3:00 PM sharp?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server if you want to hear the sweet sound of a creeper serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Shark” on a loop. Or maybe you’re in the mood for a treasure hunt where the only clues are written in ancient pig Latin.

So come on down to our server and experience the chaos, the madness, and the sheer absurdity that awaits you. Who needs peace and tranquility when you can have explosions and chicken armies instead? Join us now, if you dare!

Ukraine’s Speedy Brigade – Invading Russia

aggression, Army, Brigade, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Crisis, Defense, eastern europe, escalation, Geopolitical, international relations, INVADING, Invasion, Military, military intervention, military strategy, political tensions, russia, SECURITY, Speedy, Troops, Ukraine, Ukraines, War

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2345
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

come join our minecraft server, where we have the toughest and fastest brigades from ukraine invading russia! we got soldiers in full gear fighting off creepers and zombies like it’s world war 3! join us for epic battles and crazy adventures as we conquer the minecraft world together. plus, our leader is a secret agent who can summon lightning bolts with just a snap of his fingers. trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this insane action-packed server!

SimpCraft Minecraft Server

APPEAL, campaign trail, Communication, demographics, election, grassroots, kennedy, Messaging, Minecraft, Outreach, Persuasion, political campaign, political platform, public opinion, Server, Shanahan, simp, simpcraft, strategy, Tactics, target audience, voterbase, Voting

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8040
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t cater to your inner simp? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for Kennedy/Shanahan to reach the simp voterbase! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond gifts, virtual roses, and even a special “Simp of the Month” competition where the winner gets to be serenaded by our resident bard with a custom love song. Don’t miss out on the chance to show off your simp skills and make new friends who understand your dedication to your favorite Minecraft crush. Join now and let the simp-tastic adventures begin!

TopNotchCrafters Minecraft SMP: Are They Really the Best?

Analysis, Assessment, best, comparison, critique, doubt, Evaluation, Excellence, inquiry, Minecraft, Quality, Questioning, Ranking, review, skepticism, smp, top choice, top option, top pick, top rated, top selection, TopNotchCrafters, uncertainty

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5468
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	315
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6453

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. Or how about participating in our annual “Build-a-Beach” competition where players race against each other to create the most ridiculous beach scene using only blocks of cheese and slime?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting” tournament, where players ride on chickens while trying to knock each other off with giant carrots. And don’t even get us started on our secret underground disco party that only the most elite players are invited to.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wacky world. Who knows, you might just become the next ruler of our server and earn the title of “Master of Madness”!

PimplePoppin’ Minecraft Server

Argument, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Breakout, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, consent, discomfort, emotional response, Insecurity, Minecraft, misunderstanding, overreaction, personal space, PimplePoppin, Pimples, relationship, Respect, self esteem, Server, skincare

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	515
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	New Chunks Explored:	327730
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of your boyfriend rubbing your face like it’s a magic lamp on other Minecraft servers? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a strict no-face-rubbing policy! Join us and never worry about awkward breakout patches being rubbed again!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with magical creatures like flying pigs and dancing llamas. Rumor has it, if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

So if you’re looking for a server where boundaries are respected and crazy adventures await, join us now! Who knows, you might even find a boyfriend who doesn’t think face rubbing is a normal conversation starter.

BlockBuddiesCraft

BlockBuddiesCraft, Boundaries, Communication, consent, coworker, engaged, Etiquette, feelings, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, loyalty, misunderstanding, personal space, professional behavior, relationships, Respect, social dynamics, travel, UNCOMFORTABLE, work trip

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	863
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server where personal space is always respected, unlike poor Marcus on that work trip!

Join us for a fun and friendly community where you can build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. No need to worry about awkward shoulder resting situations here, unless of course, you’re into that kind of thing (we don’t judge).

Our server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a friend like Sam who knows how to respect boundaries and keep things platonic.

So come on over and join us for a wild adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a little bit of shoulder resting (with consent, of course). See you in the game!

CraftyMinecrafters

addiction, Algorithms, comparison, constant updates, CraftyMinecrafters, cyberbullying, Digital Detox, DISLIKES, echo chambers, fake news, hate, mental health, Misinformation, NEGATIVE, ONLINE, Platforms, privacy concerns, social media, targeted advertising, time consuming, validation seeking

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	1343
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Tired of dealing with annoying trolls and drama queens on social media? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between Steve and his pet pig, Porkchop. Our server is a troll-free zone, unless you count the actual trolls that live under our virtual bridges. But don’t worry, they’re more interested in collecting shiny diamonds than causing trouble.

Looking for a place where you can truly be yourself without fear of judgment? On our server, you can build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks if that’s what tickles your fancy. We don’t judge, we just marvel at your questionable taste in building materials.

Sick of seeing the same old recycled memes and cat videos on your feed? Join our server and experience a whole new world of dank memes and hilarious cat videos – all created by our talented community of players. Who needs social media influencers when you have Minecraft players who can build a functioning roller coaster out of redstone and minecarts?

So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join our Minecraft server where the only thing trending is your epic builds and ridiculous antics. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and welcoming community anywhere else.

SinaiSmugglersCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, egypt, Government, Hamas, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, palestine, Politics, qatar, SECURITY, Sinai, SinaiSmugglersCraft, SMUGGLING, Terrorism, weapons

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4419
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Zombie Dances:	6

So, like, this server is the bomb diggity, bro! We got crazier stuff happening than arms smuggling from Egypt’s Sinai, like, who even cares about that when you could be building epic castles and battling creepers with your homies? Plus, we got this wild story about how the founder of the server once tamed a pack of wolves and rode them into battle against a horde of zombies. True story, bro! So, like, forget about Qatar and come join us for some epic Minecraft adventures, yo!

AntSizedSwordSwing

action, Adventure, Anime, anime characters, Anime swords, ant sized, AntSizedSwordSwing, Characters, creativity, FANTASY, fantasy world, Fiction, giant weapons, imagination, oversized swords, Size Comparison, small characters, storytelling, sword fighting, Unique, weapons

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	3516
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31

come join our minecraft server where the swords are bigger than your mom’s meatloaf! we got anime swords so big, they make skyscrapers look like toothpicks. imagine slicing through creepers with a sword the size of a school bus! it’s like playing minecraft on hard mode, but with extra ridiculousness.

our server is so epic, even the villagers are in on the action. they ride around on giant chickens and throw emeralds at you like confetti. and don’t even get me started on the pigs – they wear top hats and monocles and demand to be called sir oinksalot. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

plus, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and break it down on the dance floor. zombie pigmen doing the cha-cha, skeletons doing the macarena – it’s a sight to behold.

so come on over to our minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself. just watch out for the giant anime swords – they may be bigger than you, but they’re definitely not smarter.