throttles – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

WeddingCrashCraft
adults only, ANNOYED, babysitter, ceremony, childcare, children, decision, duties, family, Invitation, Kids, Party, Pictures, props, reception, standing up, suit rentals, UNFAIR, Wedding, wedding party, WeddingCrashCraft
Are you tired of weddings that don’t appreciate the true stars of the show – your kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for your little ones to shine like the diamonds they are!
Join our server and let your kids experience the thrill of standing up in a virtual wedding party. They’ll wear virtual suits, walk down virtual aisles, and even perform virtual duties – all from the comfort of your own home! And the best part? They won’t be kicked out of the virtual reception, because everyone is invited to party in Minecraft land!
Say goodbye to the hassle of suit rentals and childcare arrangements, and say hello to a world where kids are the VIPs. So come on, join our server and let your kids be the stars they were always meant to be!

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TapWaterWarrior – Minecraft SMP
Minecraft, smp, TapWaterWarrior
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest one out there!
Join us if you’ve ever wondered why people in countries with clean tap water still buy disposable water bottles. We have a whole town dedicated to solving this mystery, complete with conspiracy theories and secret underground water bottle societies.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken who wears a crown and rules over all poultry in the land. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious.

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HighSchooLolzCraft
crazy adventures, Friends, high school, HighSchooLolzCraft, Memories, Mischief, Nostalgia, school antics, School days, school memories, school shenanigans, teenage drama, teenage escapades, teenage rebellion, teenage years, unforgettable, unforgettable experiences, unforgettable moments, wild story, wild times, youthful indiscretions
Remember that time in high school when we all thought we were cool because we could fit 20 people into a single bathroom stall? Well, imagine that level of chaos and camaraderie, but in Minecraft form! Our server is like a virtual high school reunion, but with way more explosions and way less awkward small talk. Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget all about that embarrassing promposal you made in front of the whole school. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the madness that awaits on our server!

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BlockyPolitician69
abuse of power, australian politics, BlockyPolitician69, Charged, child sex offences, controversy, court case, criminal charges, current events, government officials, justice system, law enforcement, legal proceedings, liberal, mp, News, NSW, political corruption, public figures, scandal, sexual misconduct
so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that’s so lit, it’ll make u forget about all ur problems? well, this server is the bomb dot com, fam. we got unicorns flying around, diamond armor for days, and a secret underground club where u can party with creepers.
oh, and did i mention that our owner is a former nasa astronaut who discovered a portal to the nether while on a mission to mars? true story, bro. now he’s back on earth and sharing his epic adventures with us on this server.
plus, our community is so tight-knit, it’s like a family. we have weekly build competitions, epic treasure hunts, and even a petting zoo with baby zombies.
so, if u wanna escape reality and dive into a world of pure awesomeness, join us on this server. trust me, u won’t regret it. oh, and did i mention there’s free cake every friday? yeah, it’s that awesome.

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Sonic’s Block Party Minecraft Server
apply, BLOCK, career, customer service, employment, fast food, full-time, Hiring, Job, job listing, job opening, job opportunity, Job Search, Minecraft, opportunity, part time, Party, Recruitment, Restaurant, Server, sonic, Sonic Drive-In, SONICS, Team member, work
Are you tired of running around aimlessly in Minecraft, wishing you could go faster? Well, look no further because Sonic himself is hiring for his very own Minecraft server! Join now and experience the thrill of speeding through blocky landscapes at the speed of sound.
But that’s not all – rumor has it that if you collect enough golden rings on the server, you’ll unlock the ability to turn into Super Sonic and fly around like a majestic blue hedgehog. Plus, every Monday is chili dog day in the server cafeteria, so you can chow down on some delicious virtual treats while you game.
So why wait? Join Sonic’s Minecraft server today and start living life in the fast lane!

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Minecraft SMP: AI DEGENerated Blocks & Memes
/aco/sdg, /d/nai, /e/sdg, /g/sdg, /h/hdg, /soc/ai+nude, /trash/sdg, /vt/vtai, ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, blocks, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGENERATED, DEGenrated Art, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, guides, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Mac, memes, Minecraft, models, New User Guide, OP Pasta, Other links, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Wiki
Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality itself.
Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on witnessing that drama unfold.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of dancing chickens who have mastered the art of breakdancing. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken bust a move like that.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a legendary treasure hunt happening right now, with clues hidden in the most bizarre places you can imagine. Rumor has it that the final prize is a diamond block shaped like a potato. Yes, you read that right.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wacky Minecraft adventure and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your house blown up by a mischievous group of TNT-loving pandas).

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CraftyCouplesConflict
busy schedule, career demands, Communication Issues, CraftyCouplesConflict, feeling disrespected, lack of communication, misunderstanding, partner arguments, partner expectations, partner neglect, Prioritization, relationship conflicts, relationship struggles, resolving conflicts, salary differences, Time management, work commitments, work priorities, work responsibilities, work-life balance, workplace stress
Are you tired of real-life drama interfering with your Minecraft time? Join our server and escape the chaos of work, relationships, and responsibilities!
On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about your partner getting upset because you didn’t respond to their text message during your lunch break. No more feeling disrespected or not prioritized – on our server, the only thing you need to prioritize is having fun!
With over 150k salary difference from real life, you can enjoy the virtual riches of our Minecraft world without any guilt. So leave the drama behind and join us for a stress-free gaming experience!

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KindStrangerMC SMP
acts of compassion, community support, compassion, feel-good stories, Generosity, Gratitude, Heartwarming, Human Connection, inspiring encounters, Kindness, kindness of strangers, KindStrangerMC, paying it forward, positive experiences, random acts of kindness, Selflessness, smp, spreading kindness, strangers, unexpected kindness, uplifting moments, warm gestures
Join our Minecraft SMP and you’ll never have to worry about kindness again because our players are so generous they’ll literally build you a castle made of diamonds just for logging on! One time, a player saw someone struggling to find a rare resource and they flew in on a dragon to deliver it to them. True story! So if you want to experience random acts of Minecraft kindness on a daily basis, come join us and prepare to be amazed!

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BlockyLoveBoost1000
bedroom activities, better orgasms, BlockyLoveBoost1000, boosting libido, communication in bed, enhancing intimacy, exploring fantasies, improving sex life, increasing pleasure, long-lasting sex, passionate sex, relationship enhancement, sexual chemistry, sexual compatibility, sexual connection, sexual exploration, sexual performance, sexual satisfaction, sexual techniques, sexual wellness, spicing up the bedroom
Join our Minecraft server and find out! Legend has it that our pixelated world is so enchanting, it will make your sex life skyrocket by 1000%! Just imagine mining for diamonds while feeling the ultimate pleasure…it’s a game-changer, literally. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to level up in more ways than one!

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SiberiaCraft Minecraft Server
ANCESTORS, Ancestry, Ancient, culture, Eurasia, heritage, History, Identity, immigration, indigenous, Kazakhstan, lineage, local ], long lost relatives, Migration, Minecraft, Roots, Server, Siberia, SiberiaCraft, travel, Visa
Are you tired of being denied entry into Siberia or Kazakhstan because you don’t look like a local? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can finally live out your dream of blending in with the locals! Join us and explore our vast snowy landscapes, build your own yurt, and maybe even tame a wild reindeer or two. Who needs a visa when you have a pickaxe and a dream? Join now and start your epic journey to becoming a true Siberian warrior!

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