throteclog Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Shit Suck or Throat Clog? Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5915
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Mines Excavated:	1571	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Choose between the legendary factions of Shitsuck and Throteclog and embark on epic adventures filled with chaos, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Join Shitsuck if you’re feeling brave and ready to take on the world with your fellow players. Build massive fortresses, engage in epic battles, and conquer the land with your unrivaled skills. But beware, the competition is fierce and only the strongest will survive.

Or perhaps you’re more inclined to join Throteclog, where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Dive into a world of madness and craziness where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a potato? Go for it. Want to ride a pig into battle? Why not! The possibilities are endless on Throteclog.

So what are you waiting for? Choose your faction, grab your pickaxe, and get ready for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join us now and see if you have what it takes to conquer Shitsuck or thrive in the chaos of Throteclog.

Believe Minecraft SMP Shitter

aew, Booking, Business, Character development, Competition, creative decisions, criticism, Decline, Drama, Entertainment, Fans, hangman page, Minecraft, Opinions, Performance, professional wrestling, Quality, shitter, smp, Storyline, talent, wrestling, wrestling industry

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	7577
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Runes Activated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further! Our server is like the AEW of Minecraft – full of drama, chaos, and unexpected twists! Just like when Hangman tried to go into business for himself, you never know what crazy antics will happen next on our server. Join us for a wild ride and see if you can survive the madness! Who needs quality when you have pure insanity? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself!

HardBox Vanilla Minecraft server

childhood memories, Datapack, drawing chunks, gameplay, high complexity, invite friends, long games, maximum vanilla, new decorations, new dispenser options, No commands, no degradation, no kit starts, no limit on worlds, no private parties, No Sethomes, no shops, no teleports, no weddings, No Wipes, no work, positive emotions, Survival, Unique, unique mechanics, Vanilla, Version 1.21.

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1721
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

HardBox is a vanilla server without private or wipes. It is suitable for both beginners and experienced players, as it creates a special atmosphere for long games!

Standard scope:The server is aimed at maximum vanilla survival, without weddings, shops, work, private parties and other things created for degradation. Kit starts, commands for sethomes, and teleports are completely absent.

Gameplay: The server’s task is to provide a unique gameplay that is far superior to regular servers and radically different from regular servers running as a carbon copy. 1. We have no limit on worlds

2. Drawing chunks of 16 blocks

3. Datapack for 1000 achievements

4. High complexity of the game, so as not to get bored and remember your childhood.

5. Unique mechanics that fit perfectly into the game and you definitely haven’t seen them anywhere. (For example, they returned the illusionist cut by the game developers, added new options for decorations, added new options for the dispenser on behalf of the player, and this is only a small part)

Version 1.21 is specially selected for players who like to play on new versions

Invite your friends, loot and get a lot of positive emotions from the game!

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High Cuddle Minecraft Server

Alone Time, comfort, Contentment, Cozy, CUDDLE, Cuddling, daki, digital companionship, escapism, getting high, Happiness, HIGH, leisure activities, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, mood booster, Peaceful, Relaxation, self-care, Server, stress relief, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7725
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	6310	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old video games? Do you want to experience a whole new level of relaxation and fun? Join our Minecraft server and get ready to get high on adventure and cuddle up with your favorite daki! Our server is filled with crazy builds, hilarious mini-games, and a community of players who love to have a good time. So why waste your time on video games when you could be getting high and cuddling your daki on our server? Join us now and let the madness begin!

Holy Sovl In Seovl Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Falling into the Void:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our SMP is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot fireballs, secret underground dance parties with creepers, and a village full of villagers who have mastered the art of breakdancing.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Holy Sovl In Seovl, a mystical artifact that grants its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds and make trees grow bacon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

Crafty Dawn Trail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, cc, Costume Party Mixer, Crafty, Dawn, Dawntrail General, final fantasy xiv, FotM Fit Edition, Golem Alts Meetup, Halicarnassus, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE, Male Meetup, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Saturday morning cartoons, Server, The Crow, The Ondo Cups, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Trail, Twin Peaks, Wolf’s Pier

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4599
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Void Armor Forged:	15	Divine Spears Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	189712
Dragon Eggs Found:	7361	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, crazy events, and non-stop fun!

Picture this: you log in and find yourself in a world where anything is possible. Want to build a house made entirely out of diamonds? Go for it! Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a top hat? Why not! Our server is all about letting your imagination run wild.

But that’s not all – we have epic meetups like the Costume Party Mixer in Goblin, where you can show off your wildest outfits and dance the night away. Or how about the Monthly Male Meetup in Malboro Crystal, where you can bond with other players over your love for Minecraft and manly things.

And don’t even get us started on the Moogle Treasure Trove event – it’s like a treasure hunt on steroids! Plus, our All Saints’ Wake celebration is the spookiest party in town, with haunted houses, pumpkin carving contests, and more.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Bitcoiners Minecraft SMP Society Riches

Bitcoin, Bitcoiners, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, Economy, Financial, hodling, impoverished, Investment, Manipulation, market, Minecraft, Regulation, Riches, SECURITY, smp, society, speculation, Technology, volatility, wealth

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	6055
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Buildings Constructed:	45	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Love Letters Sent:	16
Falling into the Void:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of those pesky bitcoiners hoarding all the virtual riches while the rest of us suffer in poverty? Well, fear not, for on our Minecraft SMP, we have a secret weapon to combat their “hodling” ways!

Join us on this wild and wacky server where we have developed a special potion that turns all bitcoin into diamonds! That’s right, no more worrying about those digital coins taking over the economy – we’ve got it covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a group of ninja villagers who have mastered the art of sneaking into bitcoiner bases and stealing their precious loot. It’s a heist like no other, and you can be a part of the action!

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and join the fight against the bitcoiners. Together, we can create a more balanced and diamond-filled society for all!

Hopeless Romantics Minecraft Server

bittersweet, Cupid De Locke, Despair, emotional, feelings, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, heartbroken, hopeless, Hopeless Romantic, Humiliating, longing, love, Melancholy, Minecraft, Music, PAINFUL, relationships, Romanticism, Romantics, Server, smashing pumpkins, unrequited love, Zero

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Villages Defended:	13
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where love is like a Creeper explosion – unexpected and potentially devastating! Join us for a wild ride filled with heart-pounding adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like listening to Smashing Pumpkins. But instead of feeling lovey-dovey, get ready to feel the pain and humiliation of being blown up by a Creeper while mining for diamonds.

Forget about Cupid De Locke, on our server, love is more like Zero – constantly trying to survive and rebuild after each heartbreak. But hey, at least you’ll have a blast doing it!

So come on over and join us for a crazy fun time on our Minecraft server. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places – like a hidden chest full of enchanted gear!

Did They Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	6064
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Mines Excavated:	3759	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows. And did they… y’know? Oh yes, they did! The drama is real and the gossip is juicy on our server.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, hidden portals to mysterious dimensions, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle. And don’t even get me started on the pranks that players pull on each other – let’s just say that TNT is involved more often than not.

So why wait? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the most insane and hilarious adventures of your gaming life!

Bread Sucks Minecraft Server

Angry, bad bread, Bakery, baking, Bread, carbs, criticism, diet, DISRESPECTFUL, DOUGH, Food, Frustration, gluten, homemade bread, insult, Minecraft, Nono, offensive, Rude, Server, SUCKS, Unhealthy, Yeast

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8338
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Holy Grails Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Star Shards Collected:	262	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Are you tired of boring old bread in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have bread that will make you say “Fuck your bread Nono! Your bread sucks!!” Our bread is so delicious, it will make you question all other bread in the game. Join us for the best bread experience of your virtual life!

BlockyBanter Minecraft SMP

Anime, BlockyBanter, coping mechanisms, dark themes, depression, emotional turmoil, fictional characters, Haibane Tomo, Inner Demons, mental health, mental health awareness, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Minecraft, psychological struggles, seeking help, self harm, self-destructive behavior, smp, stigma, SUICIDE, Suicide prevention, support systems

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	38	Elemental Crystals Collected:	83

Welcome to the most chaotic, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

2. We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Creepers doing the electric slide? Skeletons breakdancing? It’s a sight to behold.

3. Our admin team consists of a group of sentient potatoes who communicate through interpretive dance. They may not be the most efficient at solving problems, but they sure know how to bust a move.

4. Legend has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, it’s guarded by a giant squid who’s a master of karaoke.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the llamas’ demands for more diamonds). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP!