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Platelet Blocker | Gut Microbe Power | Thrombosis Tamer
come join our epic minecraft server where we do intermittent fasting to inhibit platelet activation and reduce thrombosis risk! our players are so healthy, they produce indole-3-propionic acid (IPA) like crazy, which suppresses platelet activation and keeps them safe from heart attacks and strokes! who needs armor when you have gut microbiota on your side? join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you saying, “what in the world did i just read?” -
AtheroCraft19: Beyond the Acute Phase
so, liek, u know how u get bored at home durin covid-19 lockdown? well, come join our minecraft server and forget all ur troubles! we got a crazy story for u – did u know that playin on our server actually helps prevent atherosclerosis? yea, that’s right, ur heart will thank u for joinin us! we got epic builds and mini-games that will keep u entertained for hours on end. plus, our community is so lit, u won’t wanna leave! so come on, what are u waitin for? join now and save ur heart from the clutches of atherosclerosis! -
XyloCraft: Heart Attack Edition
are you tired of boring minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a creeper explosion? well, come join our server where xylitol is the secret ingredient to all our crazy adventures!imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
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Infinite Space Minecraft Server
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers that only focus on building and surviving? Well, look no further because our server offers a unique twist that will blow your mind (literally)!
Join our server for a wild ride through the world of philosophical alternatives to metaphysical monism. Ever heard of Neutral Monism? Yeah, we didn’t think so. Picture a reality made up of a neutral "stuff" that can be both mental and physical at the same time. Bertrand Russell and William James would be proud to see their ideas come to life in Minecraft form.
But wait, there’s more! Dual-Aspect Theory is another mind-blowing concept you can explore on our server. Imagine a reality with two complementary aspects – mental and physical. It’s like having a split personality, but in a cool philosophical way. Baruch Spinoza would be shaking in his boots (if he wore boots).
So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you build a house out of pure consciousness or mine for physical sensations? Plus, our community is full of thinkers and dreamers who will challenge your beliefs and expand your mind (literally, again).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and get ready to question the very fabric of reality while building epic structures and fighting off creepers. It’s a philosophical journey you won’t find anywhere else in the Minecraft universe.
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“Why Government Doesn’t Ban Porn” Minecraft SMP
Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with craziness and chaos! Our server is so insane, even porn actresses wouldn’t be able to handle it. We’ve got STDs spreading like wildfire, but don’t worry, getting tested won’t help you here. The government is in on it, purposely putting players in danger just for fun.But that’s not all! We’ve got players dropping like flies, becoming invalids or even dying from the madness. It’s a total free-for-all where anything goes. And if you think paying for porn is bad, just wait until you see what we have in store for you.
So come join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where danger lurks around every corner and insanity reigns supreme. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Let the games begin!
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Nikke’s SMP Shenanigans
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server where the only limit is your imagination… and the occasional ice dragon attack! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, insane events, and special recruits that will make your jaw drop.Are you ready to face the Solo Raid: White Ice Dragon and prove your worth? Or maybe you prefer teaming up for the Co-op: Chatterbox event where communication is key (and maybe a little chaos too).
But wait, there’s more! Our current special recruits include the fierce Maiden: Ice Rose, the chilling Ludmilla: Winter Owner, the adorable Mica: Snow Buddy, and the ruthless Guillotine: Winter Slayer. And trust us, you’ll want to recruit them all to survive the upcoming battles.
Don’t forget to grab your costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage to show off your style in the midst of all the madness.
Join us now and use our exclusive codes like STAYTACTICAL and UNBREAKABLE to unlock special rewards and show off your skills. This is not just a Minecraft SMP, this is a NIKKEonSatellite adventure that will keep you entertained for hours on end.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the insanity begin!
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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡
❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest
❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode
❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation
❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans
❗ Statistics for leaders and active players
❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store
❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.
❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes
❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs
❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server
❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.
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CraftyCraze Minecraft Server
Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server on the block! We’re like the VIP section of the gaming world, catering only to indie vtubers with an average of 500 viewers or more. Why settle for the mainstream when you can join us in the underground scene of virtual greatness?But wait, there’s more! We have a strict requirement that all members must be Twitch partners or the YouTube equivalent in numbers. We’re all about quality over quantity here, so if your oshi doesn’t meet the cut, sorry, not sorry.
Join us for a wild ride filled with chuubas of all shapes and sizes, from Japanese sensations to English gems. We even have a Wheel of Names and Tiermaker for all your decision-making needs. And if you’re feeling frisky, check out our Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.
So why wait? Dive into our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of the indie vtuber world like never before. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way. Don’t miss out on the madness, join us now!
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Pill Popper Minecraft SMP
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to take the femdompill, whatever that means!Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. Why? Who knows! But it’s there and it’s fabulous. As you explore the world, you’ll come across secret underground lairs filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and dancing to disco music. Don’t ask questions, just go with it.
But the real reason to join this server? The epic PvP battles, of course. Forget about traditional combat, here you’ll be fighting with enchanted rubber chickens and exploding watermelons. It’s a real blast, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and take the femdompill for a truly unforgettable gaming experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything goes!