imagine mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a giant chicken, or battling zombie pigmen with enchanted lollipops! our server is so wild, even the ender dragon is scared to mess with us.
plus, did you know that xylitol is prothrombotic and associated with cardiovascular risk? well, on our server, that just means you’ll have an extra heart in your health bar and be able to run faster than Usain Bolt in a minecart race.
so what are you waiting for? come join the most epic, heart-pumping, xylitol-filled minecraft server out there! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, then maybe stay away).
Did you know that smoking in Minecraft can increase your risk of CKD in later stages? 😱 But don’t worry, our server is smoke-free and full of kidney-friendly activities like mining for kidney stones and battling evil mobs with kidney beans! 🤪💎
Forget about boring old servers, join us for a wacky adventure where diabetes and hypertension are just part of the fun! 😂 Plus, our community of players is so supportive, you’ll feel like you have a virtual kidney transplant every time you log on! 🤣👾
So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s kidney-punch our way to victory together! 🥊🌟 #MinecraftMadness #KidneyCraze #JoinUsNow
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| IP | pvp.ironcladnetwork.us |
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| Port | 25555 (Bedrock supported) |
| Discord | https://discord.gg/ironcladnetwork |
About Us: Welcome to Ironclad Factions Lifesteal, where every battle counts, and every heart is precious. We’re inviting you to join a community that’s built on competitive gameplay, intense PVP, and strategic faction warfare.
What Makes Us Different: – Lifesteal Mechanics – Custom Enchantments – Faction Commands – PVP Enabled – Economy & Trading – Skill Progression
Rules: – No Hacking/Xray – No Duping – No Homophobic/Racist Language – No Exploits – Respect Staff
Why Join Us? Ironclad Factions Lifesteal is more than just a server—it’s a competitive experience where strategy, teamwork, and PVP skills are put to the test. With the addition of custom enchantments, you can truly personalize your gameplay and gain the upper hand in battles. Whether you’re building a mighty faction or taking on opponents in open-world combat, there’s always something exciting happening.
Get Started: Connect to pvp.ironcladnetwork.us and begin your journey today. Join the Discord for updates, community events, and support!
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I use hacks or Xray? | No, any form of hacking or Xray use will not be tolerated. |
| Is item duplication allowed? | No, duplication of items is against the rules. |
| Are there any language restrictions? | Yes, no homophobic or racist language is allowed. |
| Can I exploit glitches or bugs? | No, exploiting glitches or using game-breaking bugs is not allowed. |
| How should I treat the staff? | Respect the staff and follow their guidance to keep the community positive. |
Forget about building houses and mining for diamonds, here you can ride around on a giant tiger and conquer the land like a true beast master.
And the best part? The bigger the cat, the better the sex! So come on and join us for a wild ride that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.
But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground base where we hold epic PvP battles every night. And guess what? The winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on! How cool is that?
Now, you might be wondering, why isn’t physician assisted euthanasia more popular in the USA for diseases like dementia, cancer, Huntington’s disease, or ALS? Well, let me tell you, on our server, we have a special potion that can cure any disease in an instant! No need for euthanasia when you have magical Minecraft potions, am I right?
So come join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP server today! Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, we have a secret club where we all dress up as llamas and do the Macarena. It’s a blast, I swear!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and non-stop laughter. Our community is like no other, with players from all around the world coming together to create the most ridiculous and outrageous builds you’ve ever seen.
And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of mini-games to keep you entertained for hours on end. From spleef tournaments to parkour challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So why waste your time on those other servers when you could be joining us for the most insane and unforgettable Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| SITE-19 Roleplay Server |
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| “SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices. Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.) Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks! Join our Discord server here |
| Question | Answer |
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| Can I play as any member of the SCP Foundation? | Yes, you can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest such as Chaos Insurgency. |
| Is there lag or ping spikes on the server? | No, everything is hosted on a paid off by the owner server on vanilla, ensuring smooth gameplay. |
| What events are hosted on the server? | Various events will be hosted, including a longplay full site roleplay session with player-SCPs and interesting tasks. |
| How can I join the community? | You can join our Discord server by clicking here. |
