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PhoCraft Minecraft Server

Austroasiatic, close relatives, cultural similarities, Khuen, Kinh, language evolution, Laos, linguistic shift, long lost cousins, LUE, Minecraft, Northern Thai, Northern Thais, PhoCraft, related groups, Server, Southeast Asia, Tai Yuan, Tai-Kadai, Tai-Kadai peoples, Vietnamese, Viets, Yong

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5194
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	142
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Void Armor Forged:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the long lost cousin of all other servers! Just like how Vietnamese are closely related to Northern Thai people, our server is closely related to all the other servers out there. Join us and experience a linguistic shift to a whole new level of fun and excitement!

Imagine a world where Minecraft blocks speak Austroasiatic tongues and the players are all long lost cousins of each other. That’s the kind of crazy family reunion you can expect on our server! So what are you waiting for? Come join us and discover the wild and wacky world of Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

BurningTicketmaster Minecraft SMP

Bots, BurningTicketmaster, control the market, decentralized, fight back, Future, greedy bastards, hidden fees, insane markups, JOKE, kidney, lining pockets, Minecraft, overpriced beer, real fans, resellers, ridiculous prices, Ripped off, scam, smp, take back control, ticketmaster, treated like shit

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	8863
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Are you tired of getting ripped off by greedy corporations like Ticketmaster? Sick of paying outrageous prices for concert tickets just to end up in the nosebleed section? Join our Minecraft SMP where we fight back against the tyranny of Ticketmaster!

Imagine a world where you can actually afford to see your favorite bands live without selling a kidney or taking out a second mortgage. Our server is a safe haven for fans who are sick of being screwed over by ticket resellers and hidden fees.

But that’s not all – we also have epic battles against evil bots who try to snatch up all the tickets before you can even blink. Join us in the fight to take back control of the concert ticket market and stick it to Ticketmaster once and for all. F*ck Ticketmaster, join our crazy SMP and let’s show them who’s boss!

ZooFeeders Minecraft Server

Apology, bad guy, bear country, city zoo, Confrontation, family, family fun, feeding animals, license plate, Minecraft, misunderstanding, park, Police, rules, scaring families, Server, signs, Staff, threat, wildlife, Zoo, ZooFeeders

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Farms Harvested:	214	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Towns Built:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner animal? Look no further than our server, where the only rule is to feed the animals! That’s right, we encourage you to throw carrots at pigs, fish at ocelots, and bones at wolves. Let your wild side roam free in our virtual zoo!

Join us for a chance to meet the infamous Grandpa Feeder, who will stop at nothing to make sure every animal gets a snack. Just be warned, he might also threaten to call the virtual police on you if you try to stop him. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

So come on down to our server and let the feeding frenzy begin! Just remember, don’t feed the creepers – they tend to explode when overfed. See you there!

SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad

brother-in-law, car borrowing, Car Insurance, car payments, car sharing, car usage, Communication, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Family Values, financial responsibility, marital conflict, medical bills, sibling relationship, sibling support, SisStealsCarNoWifeyMad, Trust, trust issues, wife’s permission

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	8822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Animals Bred:	108
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family values, like letting your sister borrow your car without your wife’s permission! 🚗💨

🌟 Join us and experience the thrill of lending your virtual vehicles to your pixelated siblings, all while navigating the treacherous terrain of relationship drama! 💔

🚙 Who needs a brand-new EV when you can drive a 2023 Kia Forte with only 3k miles in the world of blocks and mobs? 🤷‍♂️

🌈 Our server is a safe space for cosigning leases, surviving brain cancer, and making questionable financial decisions in the name of sibling solidarity! 💸

💥 So come on over and build your own drama-filled adventure in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your spouse’s patience)! 🤪🎮

Join us now and let’s drive into the sunset of chaos together! 🌅🚗 #MinecraftFamilyDramaServer

CraftyHostageDaughter

Conflict Resolution, CraftyHostageDaughter, DAUGHTER, Deal, Diplomacy, family, foreign policy, Government, Hostage, hostage crisis, hostage situation, international relations, Israel, leadership, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, negotiation tactics, Netanyahu, political maneuvering, political strategy, Politics

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	9989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Chimeras Created:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	193	Legendary Items Repaired:	2

So like, have you heard of this epic Minecraft server where the players are like, sooo obsessed with building stuff and having fun that they don’t even care about real life drama? It’s like, the perfect escape from all the political nonsense and hostage situations going on in the world.

Join us on this server and you’ll be able to build the craziest structures, mine for diamonds like a boss, and even ride on magical unicorns (okay, maybe not the last part, but you get the idea). Plus, the community is so chill and friendly that you’ll forget all about Netanyahu and his political shenanigans.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Leave all that real life drama behind and join us on this epic Minecraft server where the only thing that matters is having a good time and building awesome stuff. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

EcoWarriorCraft

#sustainability, carbon emissions, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, climate justice, climate policy, climate science, climate skeptics, climate solutions, consensus, Defeat, denialists, EcoWarriorCraft, Environment, global warming, greenhouse gases, proven wrong, renewable energy, Science

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	5328
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	240	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join our epic minecraft server where we have the power to defeat global warming! yea, you heard right, we are saving the planet one block at a time. our players are so cool, they can make the sun shine brighter and the oceans cooler just by mining diamonds.

we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and treasures. rumor has it, there’s a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers give hugs instead of exploding.

if you join our server, you’ll be part of the most elite group of players who are on a mission to make the world a better place, one pixel at a time. plus, we have the best parties with unlimited cake and fireworks.

so come on, join us and be a hero in the fight against global warming. who knew saving the planet could be so much fun?

CysteineCraft: Beyond Proteinopathy

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	9011
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7

hey u, yeah u, do u like minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz it’s like no other, it’s like a magical land where trioxidized cysteine and aging come together to create a whole new world of possibilities! forget about boring old proteinopathic paradigms, we’re all about pushing boundaries and exploring the unknown!

join us and embark on a wild adventure where u can build, mine, and craft your way to greatness. but be warned, things can get a little crazy around here. one time, a player accidentally turned their entire house into a giant mushroom just by sneezing! true story, bro.

so if u wanna experience the ultimate minecraft server that defies all logic and reason, then come on over and join the fun! who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans await u in this trioxidized cysteine-infused world. see u there, adventurer!

Desync SMP – Where Vanilla is just a flavor, 1.21 whytelist not included

Active, AntiCombatLog, apply, Community, Coreprotect, desync, Discord, Europe, flavor, gameplay, Included, Landclaims, long term, Minecraft, Players, Plugins, smp, Survival, teleports, Tpa, Trust, Vanilla, Whitelist, whytelist, world

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2018
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	2503
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Vanilla gameplay: No Landclaims, TPA or any teleports
Long-term world: We want to try keeping this world active and alive for a long time.
Only anti-rulebreak plugins: Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog

We are currently looking for Europe players to have minimal lag and high activity at the same timezones.

The Sync SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community in the making. We’re crafting a vanilla, trust-based survival world where there are no land claims, just trustworthy players and a nice community.

Interested? Apply to join on our Discord here: https://discord.gg/2qfNRBKfk2

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server whitelist-only?	Yes, we are a whitelist-only server. To join, you need to apply on our Discord.
What plugins do you have on the server?	We only have Coreprotect and AntiCombatLog plugins for anti-rulebreak purposes.
Are there any land claims on the server?	No, we do not allow land claims on our server.
Do you have any teleportation features?	No, we do not have TPA or any teleportation features on the server.
What type of players are you looking for?	We are currently looking for Europe players to minimize lag and increase activity in the same timezones.

Anon’s Block Party Minecraft Server

achievement, Anons, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, celebration, Champion, Conquer, Conquering, excel, First Place, Minecraft, No. 83376068, Number One, Overcome, Party, prevail, Server, Succeed, success, Top, triumph, triumphant, Victory, winner, winning

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	6973
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	113	Divine Spears Created:	30
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	177
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all you thrill-seekers out there!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Diamond of Doom, rumored to be guarded by a pack of evil chickens with laser eyes. But beware, only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this treasure and become the ultimate Minecraft champion.

And if that’s not enough to get your heart racing, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the Disco Llama! Legend has it that this funky creature can drop the most epic loot you’ve ever seen, but only if you can defeat it in a dance-off first.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures that Minecraft has to offer. Just remember, when you’re facing off against a giant zombie wearing a tutu, anything can happen.

JoblessJenny in Minecraft SMP

Chef, culinary arts, culinary expertise, culinary history, culinary skills, cultural cuisine, female chef, female leadership, food preparation, indigenous cuisine, Job, JoblessJenny, Minecraft, occupation, smp, traditional cooking, tribal chef, tribal culture, tribal leadership, tribal society, tribal traditions, Vulvani tribe

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	831
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	New Chunks Explored:	325876
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of blocky faces? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party’s at! Join us and become part of the legendary Vulvani tribe, where our chef is rumored to be a master at cooking up the most delicious dishes in all of Minecraft. Who knew that pixelated food could taste so good?

But that’s not all – rumor has it that deep within our server lies a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and even enchanted golden apples! Will you be the lucky player to uncover this secret stash and become the richest player on the server?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a pet llama named Larry who can spit at griefers and trolls, keeping our server safe from any unwanted troublemakers. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!