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The Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8880
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Are you ready for the most epic, mind-blowing Minecraft server experience of your life? Join us on our server where the sheep speak in ancient tongues, the pigs can breakdance like nobody’s business, and the chickens are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Throat Singers of the Cunt, who will serenade you with their melodic tones as you mine for diamonds and battle creepers. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. See you in the game, fellow Minecraft warriors!

DniproBridgeWars

battle, bridgeheads, Conflict, defeated, Defense, Dnipro River, DniproBridgeWars, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Kherson Region, Military, right bank, russia, Russian invaders, Russian troops, strategy, Ukraine, Ukrainian colonel, WARFARE

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	9441
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	164	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	75
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dimension Hops:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where russian troops are trying to cross the dnipro river but keep getting defeated by ukrainian colonel players! build your own bridgeheads and defend them from the invaders in the kherson region! will you be a brave ukrainian warrior or a sneaky russian spy? the choice is yours on this intense and hilarious server! join now for non-stop action and chaos!

Cocaine Cats & Dogs Server

animal health, animal poisoning, Cats, cocaine, cocaine exposure, data analysis, Dogs, drug abuse, drug exposure, drug ingestion, drug trends, methamphetamine exposure, Pet Poison Helpline, Pets, research, Server, substance abuse, toxicology, trends, US, veterinary care, veterinary medicine

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3057
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Gods Slained:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where dogs and cats are partying hard with cocaine! forget about boring old servers, here you can witness animals getting lit AF and living their best lives.

we’ve got cats snorting lines like there’s no tomorrow and dogs doing backflips off of trees after a bump of coke. it’s a wild party 24/7 on our server, you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else.

so if you want to see some high animals and have a crazy time, join our server now! who needs meth when you’ve got cocaine-fueled pets running around? let the good times roll!

Apricity SMP

Active players, Adventure, Apricity, Bosses, building mods, Community, Creative, Discord, Experience, Exploration, foods, Fun, Furniture, Gaming, Join, multiplayer, new, Roleplay, Server, smp, Survival, visual enhancing

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4302	Players Killed by Monsters:	4289
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Animals Bred:	85	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Minecraft Modded SMP Overview

Server Name	Modded SMP
Number of Spots	7
Mods	Visual enhancing Exploration/bosses More foods More furniture and building mods

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Fill out this form to express your interest. We will let you know once we have filled all spots.

Q: When will the server start?

A: We plan to start the server as soon as we fill all 7 spots with active players.

Mystic Pixel Realm 1.21.4

1.21.4, Avatar, Based, Characters, cocksucker, Community, controversy, Digital, Gaming, Identity, LGBTQ, marketplace, mystic, offensive, ONLINE, PIXEL, Realm, sales event, steam sales, Stereotypes, Transgender, trapfucker, troon, virtual

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3757
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	304
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We’ve got more memes than a confused cat on a keyboard!

Experience the thrill of building your own virtual world while questioning the very fabric of reality!

Unleash your inner shizo crazy 4chan anon and let loose on our server!

Who needs rational writing styles when you can embrace the chaos and confusion?

Don’t miss out on the chance to regret reading our lolzy description!

Join now and discover why the steam sales avatar is a troon in our world of outrageousness!

””she’s uhhhh really good at wrestling” Minecraft SMP”

#youtube, agility, Athletic, Competition, female empowerment, female wrestler, Good, Impressive.., inspiring, Minecraft, Performance, really good, shes, Skilled, smp, sports, strength, TALENTED, Technique, Uhhhh.., Video, viral video, wow, wrestling

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7654
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Mines Excavated:	2520	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dragon Eggs Found:	6455	Endless Night Skies:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5

Hey there fellow gamers! Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever created? Well, let me tell you why you should join our server!

First of all, we have a player who is a wrestling champion in real life. That’s right, she can take down creepers and zombies with just one suplex! You don’t want to mess with her in-game or in the ring.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, emeralds, and… wait for it… enchanted golden carrots! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden entrance, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical chicken named Cluckington.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our pet dragon, Fluffy. He loves to fly around the server and roast unsuspecting players with his fiery breath. Just make sure to bring some marshmallows for a tasty snack!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures, the craziest battles, and the most absurd shenanigans you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

RoboRampage Minecraft Server

Advanced weaponry, Artificial Intelligence, assault force, Automation, battle, Defense, drone warfare, future warfare, Futuristic technology, innovation, mechanized warfare, Military, military robots, military tactics, Minecraft, RoboRampage, ROBOT, robotics, Server, Technology, Ukraine, unmanned vehicles, Victory

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	9644
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Yo, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where Ukraine’s first all-robot assault force just won its first battle? yea, you heard me right, ROBOTS taking over Minecraft and dominating the battlefield.

Join this server if you wanna witness epic battles between robots and players, it’s like Terminator meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and less Arnold Schwarzenegger.

Imagine riding a robot unicorn while shooting laser beams at your enemies, that’s the kind of madness you can expect on this server. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the robots throw wild parties every night.

So, if you’re ready to experience the ultimate Minecraft showdown and party with robots, then join this server now. Don’t miss out on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ProxyCraft: DumbfoundedIsrael

airstrikes, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, DumbfoundedIsrael, escalation, foreign policy, Geopolitical, intelligence, international relations, Investment, iran, Israeli strikes, MIDDLE EAST, Military, nuclear program, proxies, ProxyCraft, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tensions

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9436
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Chimeras Created:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19

hey u! ya u! r u bored of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, even iran is dumbfounded by it! they saw all their investment in proxies go down the tubes cuz they couldn’t resist joining our server!

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and a community that will have u laughing till u pee ur pants! we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking chickens, and a secret underground base where u can find the rarest loot in the game!

so what r u waiting for? come join us and see why everyone is talking about the best minecraft server ever! trust me, u won’t regret it! #minecraftgoals #iranisshook #bestserverever

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	79
Votes:	2031	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Farms Harvested:	110	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

🕰️🌐 [1.5.2] RuLamp || Retro Minecraft server 🌐🕰️ Minecraft server

1.5.2, anniversary, bugs, Cheating, Cities, Civilization, Content Creation, Countries, Discord, Donations, dynamic map, Fair Play, grif, Minecraft, nostalgic, old school, private access, Retro, RuLamp, Server, Settlements, Survival, white list

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	991
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Magic Items Found:	1617	Enchantments Applied:	137
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Votes:	6402
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8

[1.5.2] RuLamp is a nostalgic server for lamp and old-school survival.

Your world – your rules, your civilization!In order to start playing, you need to join discord and write an application in order to get on the white list.

Players themselves create the rules on the server. However, there are basic rules on the server that must be followed on the server:

• Cheating and bug use are prohibited.

• Grif is also prohibited on the server.

• There is a dynamic map on the server.

• Complete absence of donations on the server, which ensures fair play.

• Players themselves create content for an interesting pastime on the server

• Players build their own settlements, cities and countries in which they live and develop together.

• Only chests have private access to the server, which gives you confidence that you will not be robbed.

• And the most important thing is that we have been working for you for a whole year 😀

↑↑ Go to the discord server above and join us! ↑↑

95.216.62.177:25582

Attack On Titan [MODDED] [ROLEPLAY]

actions, Attack, Branches, Dawn of Humanity, Discord, Impact, invite, Join, Lore, Military Police, Minecraft, Missions, Modded, opportunities, Playstyle, progress, responsibilities, Roleplay, Server, Stationary Guard, Survey Corps, TITAN

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Potions Brewed:	171
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Runes Activated:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Dawn of Humanity Server Overview

Welcome Message	Welcome to Dawn of Humanity, an Attack on Titan server where you can roleplay with other people.
Branches	Survey Corps, Military Police, Stationary Guard
Progression	Participate in missions to impact the lore of the server
Discord	Join our Discord server

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join a branch?	Upon joining the server, you will be sorted into one of the four main branches based on your preferences and playstyle.
What do each branch do?	The Survey Corps focuses on exploring and battling titans, the Military Police maintain order within the walls, and the Stationary Guard protect the citizens.
How can I participate in missions?	Keep an eye on announcements in the server and be ready to join missions when they are organized by the admins.
Can I impact the lore of the server?	Absolutely! Your actions during missions and interactions with other players can directly impact the ongoing lore of the server.