We’ve got so many epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you to explore.
Plus, our community is full of hilarious and weird players who will make you question reality in the best way possible.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and say goodbye to throat dicks forever!
Plus, our Priestess won’t have to watch anyone get murdered by goblins, because we keep things PG-13 around here. And forget about holding oven doors shut with miracles, we’ve got all the water gates you could ever need. No ogre rape on our watch!
So, if you’re tired of all that drama and want to hang out with guild-receptionist girl best girl, then hop on our server for some epic adventures. Who needs dark and gritty when you’ve got blocks and building, am I right? See you there, bros!
On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.
So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!
Join this server if you want to experience the wildest and most unpredictable gameplay ever. We’ve got exploding pigs, rainbow-colored creepers, and even flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes! It’s like a fever dream, but with blocks and pickaxes.
Don’t miss out on the chance to join this server and witness the insanity for yourself. Trust me, once you see a zombie doing the Macarena while riding a giant chicken, you’ll never want to leave. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, there’s TNT everywhere)!
Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you questioning your sanity. From building a giant statue of a potato to hunting down a mythical creature known as the Chicken King, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
But the real reason you should join is for our legendary PvP battles. Rumor has it that the winner of our weekly PvP tournament gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples…or maybe just a pat on the back. Either way, it’s worth it for the bragging rights alone.
So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where anything is possible and nothing is off limits. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.
Join us and experience the thrill of battling against players with oversized soda bottle-sized genitals, just like the fiend in the Old Bailey case! Will you be able to survive the onslaught of excessive semen deposits and asphyxiation attacks? Only the bravest players will come out on top!
But don’t worry, our server also has a compassionate side. Just like Natalie, our players believe in forgiveness and healing, even for those who brutally take your life in-game. So come join us and see if you have what it takes to navigate the wild world of Minecraft with a twist!
Join now and let the insanity begin!
Our server is home to a legendary player known only as “The Fart Master.” Legend has it that he can clear an entire village with just one well-timed fart. Will you dare to challenge him in a battle of gas?
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous “Poo Palace,” a majestic structure made entirely out of… you guessed it, poo! Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures within its stinky walls, waiting to be discovered by brave adventurers.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos. Just be sure to bring a gas mask and a strong stomach, because things are about to get messy!
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
Once upon a time, our players discovered a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that gave them the power to shoot lasers from their eyes. Yes, you read that right. Laser eyes. And that’s just the beginning of the madness on this server.
But wait, there’s more! Our players have also uncovered a hidden village where the villagers speak in nothing but puns. Can you imagine trying to trade with a villager who only speaks in dad jokes? It’s a laugh riot, I tell you.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, just know that our players have also formed alliances with the creepers. That’s right, the creepers are now on our side, helping us prank unsuspecting players and causing chaos wherever they go.
So if you’re ready to join a Minecraft SMP where anything is possible, where the absurd is the norm, and where laser eyes and pun-loving villagers are just the tip of the iceberg, then come on in and join the fun. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, the only limit is your imagination.
Hey! We’re a new and upcoming SMP named KitsuneSMP with a bunch of things to offer to you. Come Join us on our journey!
We’re glad to offer:
-Lag free gameplay
– GriefPrevention
-ShopGUI
– Friendly Active Owner/Staff
– Amazing and growing Community
– Jobs
– Custom TAB, bossbar and scoreboards!
– Reaction Chats (Unscramble & Guess the word)
– Vote Rewards
-Chat colors
37.230.138.105
CATLAND your favorite server 1.12.2 – 1.18.1
Welcome my dear friend to the server where there are modes, soon there will be mini-games. Also, our server is now available on version 1.18.1. We opened a new mode ANARCHY 1.0 with donations, cases, various quests with a cool kit, with beautiful spawn, etc. Also soon there will be a SURVIVAL mode and a secret mode, which will definitely be interesting and exciting for everyone. Therefore, come to our server and enjoy the game, if you have any questions, let the administration or moderation know, they will advise you and help you get comfortable with us.
Our group on VKontakte:
>https://vk.com/catlandru
Our store:
>https://catshoppay.trademc.org
Our YouTube channels:
> coming soon!!!
45.93.200.8:25595
Shadow Revival is a 1.18 community-oriented, survival-multiplayer server. We have a multitude of plugins that make your life and experience on the server more enjoyable. Our server offers Custom Items, MCMMO, Grief Prevention, Cosmetics (wings, particles, hats, pets), Chat Tags, and Events. Our staff is active and engaging. We pride ourselves in being a safe place for those who want to chill and build.
mc.shadowrevival.org
Welcome to the Splat Pack Minecraft Server! A SMP created by the Tyler Oakley staff team. This is a LGBTQ+ server, everyone’s welcome, allies included. If you feel like you want to make some new friends, come join the SplatSMP, because In the Clerb, we all fam <3
198.244.176.10:25732
Resuregences Network new Season Is Ready! Versions 1.8 – 1.18 Features:
– Casino
– Classes
– Attributes
– New Ores
– Crates
– Slimefun
– Guns
– Dungeons
– Quests
– New Enchants
– Custom Nether
– Factions
THE SERVER WILL RELEASE April 15, 2022 10:00 PM!!!
Join discord: https://discord.gg/yGcaMk4SZe
resurgences.my.pebble.host
Modes where you can play:
– SQUID GAME
– GRIFFER SURVIVAL
– VANILLA SURVIVAL (1.16.5)
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Large online, frequent streams from YouTubers!
mm.fawemc.me
Sharkcicle SMP is a 1.18 semi-vanilla whitelisted SMP server, like hermitcraft! In order to join, you must complete an application in the discord or on our reddit page! Please visit our subreddit r/sharkcicle to see the various builds and screenshots from the server!
play.sharkmp.com
Arctic Lifesteal! a brand New Server on the rise! its not pay to win so please donate and help the owners maintain this server. If that won’t work we will have to swap to rank selling and keys.
arcticnetwork.revivesmc.net
Elyria MC is a small community survival server with custom plugins and a player-to-player economy. Our plugins include Jobs, McMMO, Custom Enchantments, and more! There is no gamemode, just survival Minecraft with friends
There are always a few players online, and in the evening we get quite a few.
Version 1.18.2 | discord.gg/yp3a7Ce
play.elyriamc.com
