The Pen: Quest for Freedom

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The Pen [Roleplay]

Server Type: Non-OP, Prison Features: Guards, Quests

Join the Fun!

Discord: Join Here Server IP: play.thepen-mc.net

What’s the Deal?

Classic. Nostalgic. Barebones. Prison.

Do you miss the old days of Prison Servers? Back when you had to grind and fight to live? If you do, this is your spot!

What Makes This Server Different?

Become a Parolee: Leave prison and build a farm for cash.
Prestiges: Get rewards after hitting top rank.
Guards: They help new players and keep the peace.
Quests: Complete tasks for cash or cool items.
Gangs: Join a gang and fight for top spot.
No Swords or Potions: Guards will fight you if they see them.
The Grind: Smelt ores and walk through PVP zones to sell.
Rent a Cell: Store stuff or build your shop.
Start Small: Basic tools and leather armor to start.
Solitary Confinement: Misbehave and face the time.
Bounties: Put a price on your foes.
Auction House: Sell items at auction.
Parkour Challenges: Coming soon!
Earn Money: Fishing, farming, mining.

Ranks

A: Default Prisoner
B: $25,000
C: $80,000
D: $250,000
E: $800,000
Parolee: $1,500,000
Citizen: $2,000,000
Guard: Keeps peace and takes contraband.
SrGuard: Experienced Guard with mod powers.
Warden: Admin role.
SrWarden: Senior Admin role.

What’s a Guard?

Guards bring roleplay and order. They protect new players and enforce rules:

No PVP
No Swords
No Potions
No Bows

Break rules in front of a Guard? You might end up in Solitary for 5 minutes!

We need Guards! Join the server and Discord to apply!

Let’s bring back Classic Prisons!

Krafty Kino Kingdom: Where Creepers are Cute and Diamonds are Forever!

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us and witness Sony DICK-RIDING Minecraft so hard that you’ll be questioning reality. The preorder numbers for this server must be through the roof for Sony to invest so much in it. But hey, who are we to question their dedication to making Minecraft even more epic?

Come join us for insane adventures, wild parties, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but hey, it’s Minecraft, anything can happen)! So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

HalfCraft: Modding Madness, Reverse Engineering Fun in a Blocky World!

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Are you tired of wasting your time on failed modding projects in other servers? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky experience like no other!

We have players who have tried to mod Half-Life with hilarious results – imagine combine metrocops in fur suits wielding dildos as stunbats! It’s a sight to behold as they stumble around in hot pink dog fursuits, causing chaos and laughter wherever they go.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with creative minds who are constantly coming up with outrageous ideas for mods. From flying pigs to talking llamas, the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re tired of wasted potential and want to be a part of a community that embraces the absurd, come join us! Who knows, you might just find the inspiration you need to create something truly unique. Let’s turn those failed modding attempts into epic wins together!

Boredom Busters Minecraft Server – Where “It’s boring” is never an option!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs can fly, creepers do the Macarena, and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party.

Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Potato of Doom, battle against an army of evil chickens, and ride unicorns into battle against hordes of zombie villagers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest virtual buffet, where you can feast on unlimited cake, pizza, and ice cream without ever getting a stomachache. And did we mention that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Trust us, you won’t be bored here!