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CraftySpender Minecraft Server

arrogance, brand names, college student, Communication, Confrontation, confrontation resolution, CraftySpender, defending oneself, family, family dynamics, financial struggles, hidden struggles, judgment, luxury, Minecraft, personal boundaries, personal finance, relationships, Server, thrift shopping, thrifted items, wealth, wealth disparity

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7559
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we thrive on thrifting and trolling Marie! Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and throwing shade at those who think they’re too good for thrifted treasures.

Immerse yourself in a world where Marie’s expensive taste is no match for our budget-friendly creativity. Show off your thrift shop finds and let’s see who can rock the best “leftovers from others” look.

Don’t be afraid to speak your mind and stand up for what’s right, just like our fearless player who put Marie in her place. Who knew a Minecraft server could be so full of drama and thrift store sass?

So come on, join us and let’s show Marie that being wealthy doesn’t mean you have good taste – sometimes, it just means you have a lot of money to waste on overpriced bags. See you in the game!

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6140
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	115
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1321
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Animals Bred:	19
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Living Shadows Defeated:	3

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Void Gems Collected:	32
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Mines Excavated:	1553
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7533
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Crops Grown:	4635	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Falling into the Void:	2

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2366
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Love Letters Sent:	13	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	170	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Emeralds Found:	8220	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7029
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	2297	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2891	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	60

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1278
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Secret Passages Found:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Falling into the Void:	3

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3420
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Void Gems Collected:	22	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	5942
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	329
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	462	Star Shards Collected:	169
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	14
Enchantments Applied:	181	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?