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VomitVoyage Minecraft SMP

bodily functions, digestive system, discomfort, embarrassing moments, food poisoning, gross stories, health issues, Illness, Minecraft, Nausea, regurgitating food, regurgitation, Sickness, smp, stomach bug, stomach flu, Threw up, throwing up, unpleasant experiences, vomit stories, vomiting, VomitVoyage, worst time

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	169
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Votes:	5670	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Items Found:	1415

OMG you guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper came out of nowhere and exploded my whole base, but it was so funny I couldn’t stop laughing. And then we had this epic battle with a bunch of skeletons and zombies, and I swear I saw a baby zombie riding a chicken, it was wild!

But the best part is the community, everyone is so hilarious and we have the weirdest conversations. Like one time we were talking about the worst times we threw up, and let me tell you, some of those stories were insane. Like this one guy said he threw up in his friend’s shoe at a party, and then his friend wore it without knowing, it was so gross but we couldn’t stop laughing.

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where anything can happen and you’ll never be bored, you have to come play with us. Just be prepared for some crazy adventures and lots of laughs, it’s gonna be a blast!

LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

4chan, anxiety, Argument, coping mechanisms, cure, emotional distress, lmao, madness, mental health, mental illness, mental resilience, mental strength, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, online toxicity, panic attack, self-care, Server, stress, support system, Therapy, Threw up, weak body, weak mind

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3968
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

OilTankerEscort Minecraft Server

Baltic Sea, conflict escalation, defense strategy, denmark, diplomatic tensions, escort, european union, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, maritime security, military intervention, military presence, Minecraft, nato, naval forces, oil tankers, OilTankerEscort, russia, sanctions, Server, Warning, Warships

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2459
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Votes:	3744
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

OMG u guys, u need to join this amazin minecraft server cuz like, Denmark is warnin that Russia might send warships to escort oil tankers! Like, imagine the chaos and adventure that could happen on our server! U can build ur own warship and protect ur oil tankers from those sneaky Russians! Join now for a wild ride full of excitement and danger! Plus, we have free cookies for all new players! YOLO!

SyriaTroopDoubledCraft

Conflict, Defense, deployment, doubling troops, foreign policy, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military disclosure, Military operations, military presence, national security, pentagon, Syria, Syrian conflict, SyriaTroopDoubledCraft, troop levels, troop surge, troops increase, U.S. troops, united states

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	48
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Villages Defended:	20	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30

lol imagine a minecraft server where the number of players has doubled overnight, just like the number of U.S. troops in Syria! join us for some epic battles and crazy adventures as we navigate through the chaos of war and peace in the virtual world. who needs real life drama when you can have all the excitement right here? come join us and be a part of the action, because things are about to get wild!

BoomerCraft: We Know Everything

advice, BoomerCraft, Challenges, child rearing, Communication, Confidence, Experience, family dynamics, generational differences, growth, guidance, knowledge, learning, long-term effects, Maturity, misconceptions, Older parents, parenting, Parenting styles, self-assurance, wisdom

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	6373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where the admins are actually ancient parents who think they know EVERYTHING. They’re like, “Back in my day, we didn’t have Ender Dragons, we had to fight off creepers with our bare hands!” And you’re just like, “What the heck, old man?!” But then they start telling you all these crazy stories about how they used to mine for diamonds blindfolded and tame wolves with just a bone. And you’re like, “I gotta see this for myself!” So you join the server and it’s just a wild ride of insane challenges and wacky adventures. Plus, the admins are always throwing in unexpected twists and turns, like making you build a rollercoaster through the Nether or survive a zombie apocalypse in the jungle. It’s like a never-ending circus of chaos and laughter, and you never know what’s gonna happen next. So come join the fun and see if you can outwit these ancient Minecraft masters!

Durian Bloom Bonanza

15 days, 50 days, agricultural research, agriculture, Bloom, bonanza, climate change, dry weather, durian, Farming, flowering, Grafted, independent, Observation, plant biology, plant growth, Plants, researchers, Seed, trigger, tropical fruit, weather patterns

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8246
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Farms Harvested:	803	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	5

LOLZ COME JOIN DIS CRAZY MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE WE GOT DURIAN FLOWERS POPPIN’ OFF EVERYWHERE! YEAH, YOU HEARD RIGHT, DURIAN FLOWERS! OUR RESEARCHERS HAVE DISCOVERED THAT 15 DAYS OF DRY WEATHER CAN MAKE THESE BAD BOYS BLOOM LIKE CRAZY!

IMAGINE WALKIN’ AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SEEIN’ DURIAN FLOWERS SPRINGIN’ UP ALL OVER THE PLACE! IT’S A SIGHT TO BEHOLD, I TELL YA! AND GET THIS, THE FLOWERING HAPPENS AROUND 50 DAYS AFTER THE DRY SPELL, NO MATTER IF THE PLANT WAS GRAFTED OR GROWN FROM A SEED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST DURIAN-FILLED MINECRAFT SERVER OUT THERE, COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! WE PROMISE YOU WON’T BE DISAPPOINTED! DURIAN FLOWERS FOR DAYS, BABY!

Everwild

21, Additions, Armor Poser, BKpgXwzD, Chat, Discord, discord/MC, dragon elytra drop, Everwild, hard mode, Head Drops, Minecraft tags, Miniblocks, No Resets, NZ/AUZ, redye, Sit, smp, smp server, username, Vanilla, voice chat, Whitelist

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7298
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Gods Slained:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Runes Activated:	6

Minecraft Server Overview

Version	1.21.4
Resets	No resets
Difficulty	Hard mode
Additional Features	Voice chat, armor poser, head drops, miniblocks, /sit, dragon elytra drop, redye, discord/MC chat, and more!

Join our discord server and let us know your username: https://discord.gg/BKpgXwzD

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Simply connect to the server using the IP address provided.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	Yes, PvP is allowed in designated areas.
Are mods allowed on the server?	Only approved mods are allowed. Check with an admin before using any mods.
How do I report a player for misconduct?	Contact a moderator or admin through discord to report any player misconduct.
Can I build my own structures on the server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build their own structures within the server rules.

Dragon Ball Super Minecraft Server

Akira Toriyama, Anime, Ball, Broly, Dragon Ball community, Dragon Ball fandom, Dragon Ball GT, dragon ball heroes, dragon ball manga, dragon ball super, Dragon Ball universe, dragon ball z, Dragon Balls, Dragon.., Frieza, goku, Minecraft, movie announcement, save us, Server, Super, Super Saiyan, toei animation, Universe Survival Saga, Vegeta

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	6835
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8675	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Towns Built:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Dimension Hops:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Yo, broskis, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like for realzies. Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, only on this server can you find the secret to saving the world – through making a movie announcement! I know, sounds cray cray, but trust me, it’s the only way to stop the impending doom. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine, build, and make that blockbuster announcement that will save us all. Don’t be a square, join now!

Minecraft SMP – /rdg/ – Rush Duel General

card game, Decklists, Duel, duel links, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Evolution Impact, Galactica of Eternity, general, Go Rush anime, Jump Festa goods, Konami, Minecraft, News, Probability Calculator, rdg, Red-Reboot SD, Rush, Rush Duel, smp, trading card game, Triple Build Pack, upcoming releases, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Yu-Gi-Oh! community

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	2059
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Void Gems Collected:	15	Buildings Constructed:	33

Welcome to our totally rad Minecraft SMP where the only way to win is by Rush Dueling your opponents to victory! Join us for epic battles and crazy shenanigans as we navigate through the world of Rush Duels like never before.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is guarded by a giant Blue-Eyes White Dragon that breathes fireballs made of Exodia pieces. Defeat it and claim the title of Duel Master!

2. We have a secret underground dungeon filled with rare cards and treasure chests guarded by a pack of angry Kuribohs. Can you outsmart them and claim the loot?

3. Our server is haunted by the ghost of Yugi Muto himself, who challenges players to duels in the dead of night. Win against him and earn his respect (and maybe a rare card or two)!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and embark on the craziest Rush Duel adventure of your life! Just remember, the only rule is to have fun and duel like there’s no tomorrow!

SleepyScreams Minecraft Server

Communication, coping mechanisms, emotional distress, exhaustion, medical help, mental health, Minecraft, Night terrors, Nightmares, partner, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, Server, sleep deprivation, sleep disorders, sleep talk, sleep terrors, SleepyScreams, Support, Therapy, Understanding, yelling in sleep

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	5174
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Dimension Hops:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the horrors of night terrors and sleep talking by building your dream world! Join us and leave the nightmares behind as you create your own virtual paradise.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being yelled at for having a bad dream or talking in your sleep. In fact, we encourage all forms of communication, even if it’s in your sleep! Let your creativity run wild as you craft, build, and explore in a supportive and understanding community.

Forget about being called an asshole for waking someone up from a nightmare – on our server, we embrace all forms of expression, even if it means waking up your partner with your night terrors. Join us and experience a world where your sleep struggles are understood and accepted.

So come on, join our Minecraft server and leave the real-life drama behind. Build your own dream world and sleep peacefully knowing that you are not alone in your struggles. Let’s create a virtual utopia together!

CousinCraft – School Woes

academic opportunities, all-girls school, behavior issues, Catholic school, Communication Issues, CousinCraft, education, expressing opinions, family dynamics, family expectations, family pressure, feeling unheard, high school, language classes, private high school, scholarship opportunities, School, school choice, school expenses, school preferences, teenage rebellion, teenage struggles, woes

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2901
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dimension Hops:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	877998	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Mines Excavated:	3757

Are you tired of being forced into things you don’t want to do? Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more being told where to go or what to do – here, you make the rules!

Just like this poor 14F who is being forced into a Catholic school against her will, you too can break free from the shackles of authority and forge your own path in our virtual world. Say goodbye to overbearing grandparents and hello to unlimited possibilities!

On our server, you can study any language you want, take any class you desire, and be whoever you want to be. No more being scolded for expressing your opinions – here, your voice matters!

So come join us and experience the freedom you’ve always dreamed of. Who needs a good public high school when you have a Minecraft server that lets you be the master of your own fate? Let’s break free together and create our own destiny!

SnoozeSquad Minecraft SMP

early risers, Minecraft, morning activities, morning alone time, morning chores, morning exercise, morning habits, morning meditation, morning motivation, morning peace, morning productivity, morning quiet, morning quiet time, morning reading, morning reflection, morning rituals, morning routine, morning self-care, morning solitude, morning work, productivity, smp, SnoozeSquad

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7822
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Buildings Constructed:	44

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that only morning people can join. Like, if you’re not up at the crack of dawn, don’t even bother trying to join. Why? Because we have secret morning rituals where we sacrifice creepers to the Minecraft gods for good luck. And get this – our spawn point is a giant pancake that you have to parkour across to get to the main world. It’s so lit, bro.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret society of chickens that run the server. They’re like the mafia of Minecraft, I swear. If you cross them, they’ll send a horde of zombie pigmen after you. It’s wild, man.

And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race. Yeah, you heard me right. We have llamas that race around the server and the winner gets a diamond horse armor. It’s the most intense thing you’ll ever witness, bro.

So if you’re a morning person looking for a crazy, wacky Minecraft SMP to join, hit me up. But remember, if you’re not up with the sun, you ain’t welcome here. It’s morning people only, baby.