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LMAO Minecraft Server Madness

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Are you tired of getting wrecked in arguments on 4chan and feeling like a total weakling? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and unleash your inner warrior as you battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches. Who needs therapy when you can just slay some virtual enemies instead? Plus, rumor has it that our server is so intense, it’ll cure you of all your anxiety-induced nausea. So come on, join us and let the healing begin!

YuriCraft: Where Love Blooms in Blocky Worlds!

animation, Anime, blocky, Blooms, Characters, couples, Drama, Entertainment, FANTASY, Favorite, fictional, Girls Love, japanese, LGBTQ, love, Media, relationships, romance, series, Studio, television, worlds, YuRi, YuriCraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5268
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Magic Items Found:	4177	Zombie Dances:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as spicy as your favorite yuri anime? Look no further, because our server is where all the best yuri pairs come to play! Join us for some steamy pixelated romance and watch as your favorite girl-on-girl couples build their dream world together. Who needs diamonds when you’ve got love? So come on, join us and experience a Minecraft server that’s hotter than a Nether portal!

CraftyCouple69’s Minecraft Madness: Where age is just a number and diamonds are forever!

23, 49 years old, age, age gap, AMA, body image, Commitment, CraftyCouple69s, diamonds, Experience, fat woman, Intimacy, lost virginity, love, madness, Marriage, MARRIED, Maturity, Minecraft, No Kids, number, PERSONAL LIFE, relationship, sexual experience, societal norms, Unconventional

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	1639
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3247
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Want to spice up your gaming experience with some wild and wacky adventures? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for epic battles against giant flying pigs, quests to find the elusive diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens. And that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret portal to a dimension where everything is made of cheese!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary player known as “The Potato Whisperer,” who can communicate with vegetables and has a pet cactus named Steve. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!

So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even meet your future spouse who looks eerily similar to a pixelated character! It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on our server. See you there!

Anon’s Blocky Adventure: Server No. 196136366 LOLz Edition

Adventure, Anons, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, blocky, Book, crime, detective, eastern europe, Edition, Espionage, Europe, Fiction, hidden identity, investigation, lolz, murder, Mystery, No. 196136366, novel, Poland, Polish author, Secrets, Server, Suspense, Thriller

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever play on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is actually run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through the game with their expert knowledge and llama wisdom.

2. We have a secret underground city on our server where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit while fighting. Trust us, it’s hilarious.

3. Our server is home to the rarest and most majestic creature in all of Minecraft – the rainbow unicorn. If you can find and tame one of these beauties, you will be granted unlimited diamonds for life.

4. We have a special event every Friday where players can participate in a massive game of Minecraft hide and seek. The twist? The seeker is a giant zombie pigman with a taste for player brains. Good luck hiding!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most fun-filled Minecraft adventure of your life. And remember, always beware of the llama overlords.

CraftyCraic – Where Pixels Party!

ASP, Chuuba birthday calendar, Corpo, CraftyCraic, ducks, Gooners Edition, indie, indie vtubers, koikatsu cards, large indies global, lig, OC material, official booru, Party, pixels, Swarm, tiermaker, Twitch clips guide, twitch partner, vod archival guide, vrt, vsj, VT, youtube equivalent

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	32	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server for fans of indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why join, you ask? Well, because we are the VIPs of the virtual world, the cream of the crop, the elite of the elite! We may be outnumbered by the 2views peasants, but we stand tall with our favorite streamers who are killing it on Twitch and YouTube.

Want to shill your 499view oshi? Of course you can! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent on YouTube, they’re welcome here. And let me tell you, the competition is fierce. We’ve got virtual ties, non-English streamers dominating, and even a corpo or two trying to sneak their way in. But hey, as long as they play by our rules, they’re cool.

But wait, there’s more! Need some Twitch clips to spice up your day? We got you covered. Want to archive all those epic VODs? We’ve got a guide for that. And don’t even get me started on the Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEXy fun.

So come join us on this wild ride of indie vtuber madness. We’ve got birthdays to celebrate, official boorus to browse, and even some ducks for good measure. And remember, on this server, we’re not just players, we’re legends. So grab your diamond sword and get ready to conquer the virtual world with us!

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLzville: Where You’re the Best ‘Other’ Player! Join Now!

appreciation, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Crafty, Empathy, encouragement, friendship, Good, Gratitude, Join, Kindness, LOLzville, love, McLaughingtons, Other, Partnership, player, positivity, relationships, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding, validation, Youre

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Divine Spears Created:	18
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a giant chicken wearing a top hat. The chicken challenged them to a dance-off and the player emerged victorious, earning the title of Chicken Dance Champion. From that day on, they were known as the most fabulous player on the server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where players can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventures you’ll ever have! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

DepressCraft: Where even the creepers have therapy sessions!

coping, CREEPERS, DepressCraft, depression, emotional, growth, healing, Memories, mental health, mindfulness, Nostalgia, past, Reflection, Reminiscing, Reset, Sadness, self love, self reflection, self-care, Sessions, Therapy, time travel

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	1198
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	26	Star Shards Collected:	127
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	76	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	20
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30

Are you tired of all the fancy new updates and complicated gameplay of modern Minecraft servers? Do you long for the good old days of simple blocky graphics and basic survival gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and travel back in time to 2010-2014, where the grass was greener, the pigs were pinker, and the creepers were scarier. Build your dirt huts, mine for diamonds, and punch trees like it’s the good ol’ days.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret time machine that lets you visit other eras of Minecraft history. Want to experience the chaos of the infamous “Hunger Games” servers? Or maybe you’re feeling nostalgic for the days of “Skyblock” and “Factions”? We’ve got it all!

So come on down to our server and relive the glory days of Minecraft. Just be careful not to get too caught up in the nostalgia – those old school skeletons hit hard!

SanicCraft – Gotta Go Fast on this Hedgehog Fueled Server

Fang the Hunter, Fast, Fueled, Gotta, Hedgehog, IDW Comics, IHOP, john wick, Keanu Reeves, Knuckles Series, Mod Recommendation, Perfect System Collection, pixel world, SanicCraft, Server, Shadow, sonic 3, Sonic booru, Sonic comic scans, Sonic cytube, sonic game, sonic movie, Sonic OC, Sonic Promotion, sonic the hedgehog, Sonic Toy Party, Spring Broken

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to the Sonic the Hedgehog General server! Join us for a wild ride through all things Sonic, from Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to the Year of Shadow in 2024. We’ve got leaked Sonic Toy Parties, Knuckles Series trailers, and even an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – we’ve got exclusive sneak peeks at upcoming IDW releases, a Sonic Game/Mod Recommendation Spreadsheet that will change your life, and a Pixel World where you can create your own Sonic masterpieces.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of Sonic fans this dedicated and this insane? We’ve got Sonic comic scans, OC info, and even a booru for all your Sonic needs. Plus, our cytube is always bumping with Sonic tunes and videos.

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join the Sonic the Hedgehog General server today and let the chaos begin!

VibeCraft: Where We Just Vibe and Forget About the Drama!

balance, Behavior, CHANGE, Communication, culture, disconnect, distractions, Drama, forget, Harmony, Interaction, just vibing, mindfulness, MODERN, Peace, people, relationships, Relaxation, social norms, society, Technology, VIBE, VibeCraft

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	608
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	New Chunks Explored:	966843
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Mines Excavated:	1384	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	19	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Divine Spears Created:	18	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is all about just vibing! We’ve got dancing pigs, talking chickens, and even a secret disco party in the Nether! Join us for a wild ride of non-stop fun and shenanigans. Who needs diamonds when you can have a llama riding competition? So come on, join us and remember to always just vibe, baby!

Crafty McCraftface: Let’s Get Blocky!

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	485
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Star Shards Collected:	73
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who all communicate using only chicken noises. That’s right, forget typing in chat or using voice chat, on our server, it’s all about clucking your way to victory!

But that’s not all, our server also has a special “gravity-defying” feature where you can build upside down and sideways without any limitations. Want to create a floating castle in the sky? Go for it! Want to build an underground city that defies all laws of physics? Why not!

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary “unicorn pig” roaming the server. This mythical creature is said to bring good luck and fortune to those who befriend it, so keep an eye out for its sparkly rainbow trail!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the chaos and laughter that awaits you!

CraftyHubs: Where grief is mined for diamonds and laughter is the ultimate loot!

Communication, compassion, coping, CraftyHubs, depression, diamonds, emotions, Empathy, feelings, Grief, husband, job loss, Laughter, Loot, Marriage, mental health, Mined, relationship, Sadness, stress, Struggle, Support, Ultimate, Understanding, unemployment, Vulnerability, Wife

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Looking for a place to escape the harsh realities of life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the time my husband lost his job and started acting like a completely different person.

On our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. Will you stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, or will you uncover a secret dungeon guarded by a pack of angry zombies? Just like how my husband surprised me with his sudden emotional breakdown, our server will keep you on your toes at all times.

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you experience the thrill of uncertainty and the excitement of the unknown, just like when my husband confessed his deepest fears and insecurities to me? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server today and prepare to be amazed!