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TipsyCraft Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9985
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Villages Defended:	18	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, lemme tell ya about this lit Minecraft SMP that you gotta join ASAP! Like, seriously, it’s the most epic server out there, with crazier shenanigans than a llama on roller skates!

So, like, the reason you gotta join this SMP is because we have this legendary party every Friday night where we all get as drunk as a squid in a water park! And let me tell ya, the builds we come up with when we’re all sloshed are straight-up bonkers! We once built a giant toilet made out of diamonds because… well, I don’t really remember why, but it was frickin’ hilarious!

Plus, we have this insane rule where if you die, you gotta do a dare IRL and post it in the Discord chat. Let’s just say, things have gotten pretty wild, like that one time someone had to eat a whole raw potato while wearing a chicken suit… don’t ask.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret underground fight club where we battle it out with nothing but fish as weapons? Yeah, it’s as ridiculous as it sounds, but trust me, it’s a blast!

So, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as wacky as a pig riding a minecart, then hit us up and join the madness! You won’t regret it… probably.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4387
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

play.mysticland.site

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3113
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Zombie Dances:	0

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

rearth.xyz

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

game.mc-bananacraft.net

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	5040
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	79
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

minexd.mcserver.us

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8437
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

eu3.skyvillage.vip:17527

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

51.81.146.160

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	187	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

play.pea-mc.com

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5029
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	7256
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

olympusmc.pro

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2956
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	240	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Dimension Hops:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8142
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

mc.villagecraft-server.com

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4225	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	11	Endless Night Skies:	5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

cobblehaven.com