3 Minutes to Mine

life-ending, Goodbye, emotional, final song, bleeding out

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most morbid questions have a place! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where car accidents are a thing of the past and the only thing bleeding out is your creativity! Choose your favorite song to play in the background as you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to immortality hidden somewhere in our pixelated paradise! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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VictorianKillerTech

forbidden experiment, Curiosity, time travel, futuristic, modern technology

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we bring Victorian-era children into the modern world…literally! Join us as we give these poor kids a taste of the 21st century and watch as they try to wrap their heads around smartphones, electric cars, and TikTok dances.

But be warned, the shock of seeing these futuristic gadgets might just be too much for their delicate little hearts to handle. Who knows, one glimpse of a VR headset could send them into a frenzy of confusion and excitement that could result in spontaneous combustion.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you witness the sheer chaos of Victorian children trying to navigate the wonders of modern technology? Plus, it’s a great way to test your own sanity as you try to explain Instagram filters to a kid who thinks a telegram is the height of communication.

Come join us for a wild ride through time and technology on our Minecraft server…if you dare!

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CraftyPutinBotsBeGone

SECURITY, Propaganda, +x, Manipulation, Disinformation

haha u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can battle against pro-Russia bots? well now u can on our server! they tryna manipulate u but we say NO! join us and show those bots who’s boss! also we have a secret underground lair filled with diamond blocks and enchanted armor, but shh don’t tell anyone. come join the fun and let’s take down those pesky bots together! #minecraft #proRussiabots #diamonds #secretlair

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BlockParty.cum

website domains, domain names, online business, Cum, adult content

HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS WITH NO PIZZAZZ? WELL, U LUCKY CUZ U JUST FOUND THE MOST EPIC SERVER EVER!

JOIN OUR SERVER AND U WILL BE TRANSPORTED TO A LAND FILLED WITH UNICORNS, RAINBOWS, AND ENDLESS DIAMONDS!

WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND CLUB WHERE ALL THE VILLAGERS PARTY LIKE THERE’S NO TOMORROW!

AND GET THIS, OUR SERVER HAS A HIDDEN TREASURE ROOM FILLED WITH GOLDEN APPLES AND ENCHANTED DIAMOND SWORDS!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

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Vanilla Survival: Where Players Fight with Sporks instead of Crystals!

Semi Vanilla, sporks, tnt machines, hacked clients, bedrock

sVanilla Survival

IP	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Survive & Thrive: On sVanilla, players have the freedom to explore, build, and engage in PvP.
Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like teleport, ignore, and sethome are available.
Bartering Economy: No economy plugins, trade with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unlimited exploring.
Permanent Legacy: Map will never reset, preserving player creations.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for various builds and creations.

Join sVanilla Survival and be part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed on sVanilla?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla.
Can players engage in PvP?	Yes, players can engage in PvP using swords, axes, and bows.
Is the server economy based on plugins?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is there a world border on the map?	Yes, there is a 300k world border for players to explore.
Are there any teleport commands available?	Yes, teleport, ignore, and sethome commands are provided for convenience.

Money Masters Minecraft Server

Server, Minecraft, wealth gap, protected class, societal norms

Tired of those pesky Jews hoarding all the diamonds on other servers? Well, fear not because on our server, Jews may have more money, but they won’t have more diamonds! And guess what? They’re a protected class here, but don’t worry, whites aren’t! Join now for a chance to overthrow the diamond-hoarding Jews and claim your rightful place as the richest player on the server! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with treasure guarded by a pack of rabid chickens. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge? Join today and let the madness begin!

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SOLO !!!!! I LOVE YOU !!!!!!!!! Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, i love you, SOLO SOLO LOVE YOU, SOLO SOLO I LOVE YOU, SOLO SOLO LOVE

Are you tired of playing solo and being a lonely potato in the vast world of Minecraft? Well, fear not my friend, for our SMP is here to rescue you from the depths of solitude! Join us and be prepared to be showered with love and affection from our amazing community. We have players who will serenade you with sweet melodies, build you a castle fit for a king, and even tame a herd of llamas just to make you smile. So come on, don’t be a potato anymore, join our SMP and let the love flow through your pixelated veins!

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ToxicLove in Minecraft SMP

POVERTY, social media, War, Reality, workaholism

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! Our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a tornado filled with exploding creepers and flying pigs.

Forget about romanticizing peaceful survival, because on our server, you’ll be constantly on the edge of your seat as you try to navigate through a world where every block is made of lava and every tree is secretly a disguised Ender Dragon.

But hey, if you’re into the thrill of constant danger and unexpected surprises, then this is the perfect place for you! So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a lot of extra lives!

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Death by Creeper

Pollution, health risks, poor diet, Cancer, Heart Disease

Join our Minecraft server and find out what reduces your life expectancy by at least 20 years! Is it the deadly mobs lurking in the shadows? The treacherous lava pits waiting to swallow you whole? Or maybe it’s the mysterious curse placed upon all who enter our server, turning them into blocky zombies forever doomed to mine for eternity.

But fear not, brave adventurer! For in this twisted world of pixelated peril, you will also find endless treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Discover hidden dungeons filled with diamonds the size of your head, tame mythical creatures to ride into battle, and build towering castles that defy the laws of physics.

So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the most outrageous, ridiculous, and downright dangerous Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to have a respawn point handy, because you’re gonna need it.

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PixelPurge: No respawn for 16 players

civil liberties, Legal System, respawn, PixelPurge, Government

lol come join our minecraft server where we execute 16 creepers in one day! we are on a roll with the death penalty for mobs, it’s a real blast! watch as we continue to increase our kill count and dominate the minecraft world. join us for some explosive fun and see if you can survive the madness. it’s a real killer time, so why not come join the chaos?

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Three Minutes To Live

sVanilla Survival

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

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