three minutes to live – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

3 Minutes to Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the most morbid questions have a place! Join us for a chance to escape reality and dive into a world where car accidents are a thing of the past and the only thing bleeding out is your creativity! Choose your favorite song to play in the background as you build, mine, and survive in our wacky world. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret to immortality hidden somewhere in our pixelated paradise! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and start living your best (virtual) life!

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WeinsteinCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even if your last name is Weinstein and your first name is Jay, you can still join in on the fun! We don’t discriminate against food critics or anyone who is “fucking gay”, in fact, we embrace all players with open arms and pixelated hearts.

On our server, you can grow as much hair on your face as you want, because who needs a head full of hair when you have a glorious beard in the virtual world? And don’t worry about catching AIDS and dying, because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll catch is a case of the giggles from all the ridiculous shenanigans that happen on a daily basis.

So come on in and join us for some blocky adventures, where the only thing you’ll be dead set on is having a blast!

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CraftyColoring Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the Bunny Thighs edition of our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with color edits, requests, and absolute chaos. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is filled with the highest quality images available, because we only accept the best of the best. No pixelated nonsense here! – Our community is so patient, they make monks look like impatient toddlers. No bumping, no spamming, just pure editing bliss. – We have a strict rule against useless bitching, because who has time for that? Just hide the posts you don’t like and move on. – Our server is the perfect place to practice not being an autist. Trust us, it’s a skill you never knew you needed until now. – Constructive criticism is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Feel free to ask for revisions, because we’re all about growth here. – And last but not least, we have a secret underground society of editors who fulfill requests in the most insane ways possible. Want a human male turned into a furry? We got you covered (thanks, known spammer).

So come on down to our Minecraft server, where the colors are vibrant, the edits are wild, and the drama is non-existent (seriously, don’t even try to start any here). See you there!

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MILmaidennamelessCraft

Assertiveness, baby shower, Boundaries, compromise, Court, Decision making, entitled, family dynamics, family relationships, family traditions, Gender ultrasound, generational names, guilt trip, Hyphenating, last name, Maiden name, manipulative, MIL, MILmaidennamelessCraft, parenting

Are you tired of family drama seeping into your baby naming decisions? Join our Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of manipulative in-laws and make your own rules! Build a virtual world where your child can have any last name you want, whether it’s a combination of both parents’ names or a completely made-up one. No more guilt trips or demands for ultrasounds, just pure creative freedom and fun. Plus, you can even create a special ceremony in-game to officially give your child the perfect last name without any interference from pesky relatives. Join now and say goodbye to family drama, one block at a time!

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AlienCraft: Extraterrestrial Adventures

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Ever wondered what aliens would look like? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Our world is filled with crazy creatures that will make you question everything you thought you knew about extraterrestrial life. From pixelated green blobs with tentacles to flying pigs with laser eyes, you never know what you’ll encounter next. Join our server and embark on a quest to uncover the truth about aliens…or just have a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Enderman who just wants to trade diamonds for space rocks. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the intergalactic shenanigans begin!

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ChinaCraft Server: Pay Up for Russia’s Mess!

China, Chinacraft, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, economic consequences, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global politics, international relations, Mess, military intervention, NATO chief, Pay, peace negotiations, propping, russia, Russias, sanctions, security threats, Server, superpower rivalry, Ukraine, War, world affairs

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, we got unicorns flying around and, like, rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. it’s, like, totally insane, man.

oh, and get this, we got this secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas and ride on giant turtles. it’s, like, the wildest ride of your life, dude.

and, like, did i mention we have a disco party every friday night with DJ creeper spinning the sickest beats? yeah, man, it’s lit AF.

so, like, come join the fun and adventure on this server, where the only limit is your imagination. and, like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that, right?

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CraftyCrimeaF16

Air Force, Attacks, Black sea, Conflict, CraftyCrimeaF16, Crimea, Defense, defense system, eastern europe, F-16 fighter jets, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, nato, Preparation, russia, SECURITY, Tension, Ukraine, warplanes

lol join our epic minecraft server where ukraine is attacking crimea with f-16 fighter jets!!! come build ur own army of blocky soldiers and fight for control of the land!!! who needs real life drama when u can have virtual chaos in minecraft??? join now and let the madness begin!!!

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CornerCrazeCraft

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join our minecraft server if you want to experience a world where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance. we have a secret underground disco party where the zombies are the DJs and the skeletons are the bouncers.

if you join, you’ll get a free pet chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. our server is so lit that even the ender dragon comes to hang out and play mini-golf with the players.

we have a special potion that turns you into a giant block of cheese for 24 hours. and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes.

so come on down to our server, where cutting corners just adds more corners, and the only rule is to have fun and embrace the chaos.

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LumixMC

Adventure, alliances, Boss Battles, Community, Competitions, Custom Items, Dungeons, Empire, Events, legendary journey, LumixMC, Minecraft, mmo, Quests, solo adventures, Survival, teamwork, world of minecraft

🌟 Welcome to LumixMC! 🌟

Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our dynamic MMO server! 🌍 Dive into a vast, beautifully crafted world where your journey is only limited by your imagination. 🗺️

🌟 Features of LumixMC 🌟⚔️ Custom Items: Discover and craft unique items to aid you in your quests.🏰 Challenging Dungeons: Brave perilous dungeons filled with fierce mobs and epic bosses.📜 Unique Quests: Complete exciting quests that take you through an immersive storyline.💀 Epic Boss Battles: Face off against powerful bosses that will test your skills and teamwork.🌟 Vibrant Community: Join a friendly and welcoming community ready to help and adventure with you.🎉 Events and Competitions: Participate in regular events and competitions for fantastic rewards.

Forge alliances, build your empire, and conquer the unknown. 🌟 Whether you prefer solo adventures or teaming up with friends, LumixMC offers endless possibilities and unforgettable experiences. 🚀

Join LumixMC today and start your legendary journey in the world of Minecraft! 🌌

LumixMC.xyz

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Pixels SMP: Where the only thing more vanilla than our server is our players! Join now!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Semi-vanilla smp
Simple voice chat
Temperatures with seasons
Daily crates
Grief prevention
Custom armors
Minigames

How to join:

You can join from version 1.18 to 1.21. Java and bedrock are supported. No mods are required but “Simple Voice Chat” is needed if you want to use proximity chat, and “cinemamod” is needed to use the cinema.

Server Details:

Server address: smp.playpixels.net

Bedrock port: 19132

Discord:

Join our Discord server

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join using the server address and bedrock port provided above.
Are mods required to play on the server?	No, mods are not required but “Simple Voice Chat” and “cinemamod” are recommended for certain features.
Can I use voice chat on the server?	Yes, you can use “Simple Voice Chat” for proximity chat.
What minigames are available on the server?	We have a variety of minigames for players to enjoy.
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, we have grief prevention measures in place to protect players’ builds.

TipsyCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your taste in drinks? Look no further! Our server is like a never-ending party filled with sweet sugary goodness that will make your taste buds do the cha-cha slide. Forget about boring old beer, we’ve got potions that will make you feel like you’re floating on a cloud made of cotton candy. Join us and let’s get this sugary party started!

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