Three little Gweeblies Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Minecraft SMP: MediterraN00b General

#youtube, Animals, comedy, cute, dark comedy, dark humor, Edition, Entertainment, funny, general, humor, impending doom., Internet Sensation, MediterraN00b, Mediterranean, Minecraft, satire, Slaughterhouse, smp, social media, Three little Gweeblies, Video, viral video

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1592
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Divine Spears Created:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Star Shards Collected:	50
Farms Harvested:	586	Undead Armies Raised:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Picture this: three little Gweeblies just hanging around, minding their own business, when suddenly they realize they’re on their way to the slaughterhouse! But fear not, because on this server, anything is possible.

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato, and a chance to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil bunnies. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs.

So why wait? Join now and become part of the madness. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Gweeblies – they may look innocent, but they’re always plotting something devious.

FoodieFiascoCraft

Apology, bbq, bologna, childhood friends, childhood memories, Communication, food preferences, food sensitivity, FoodieFiascoCraft, friendship, Guilt, hamburgers, Hot Dogs, kids party, misunderstanding, parenting, parenting challenges, party etiquette, picky eater, social etiquette, social gatherings

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	8070
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12

Are you tired of ruining kids’ lives with your innocent food jokes? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be ruining is your opponent’s chances of winning!

We have a special “Bologna vs. Hot Dog” mini-game where you can settle the debate once and for all. Choose your side and battle it out in an epic food fight like never before. Will you be the champion of processed meats?

But that’s not all, we also have a “Picky Eater Challenge” where you can test your skills at eating the weirdest Minecraft foods. From rotten flesh to spider eyes, can you stomach it all and come out victorious?

So come join us on our server and let’s make some hilarious memories together. And remember, no bologna allowed!

DisgustinglyDelicious | Minecraft SMP

culinary dislikes, culinary pet peeves, disgusting food, DisgustinglyDelicious, food aversions, food dislikes, food quirks, food revulsion, gross food, Minecraft, odd food choices, picky eater, smp, strange eating habits, strange food choices, uncommon food preferences, unconventional tastes, unique tastes, unpopular opinions, unusual eating habits, unusual food habits, weird food combinations, weird food preferences

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	4309
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25
Divine Spears Created:	18	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Mines Excavated:	4584	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21

Are you tired of being judged for your unconventional taste buds? Join our Minecraft SMP where we celebrate all things weird and wacky, just like your aversion to everyone’s favorite food! We’ve got a community of players who understand that not everyone wants to chow down on the same old boring dishes. Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghost who only communicates through burps and farts – you won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else! So come on over and show off your unique palate while exploring our crazy world filled with surprises at every turn. Who knows, you might even find a secret underground lair filled with nothing but jars of pickles and anchovies!

CarbCraft: The Temptation Station

CarbCraft, Cheat Day, Cheat Meal, comfort food, cravings, diet, diet motivation, diet struggles, dieting challenges, discipline, emotional eating, food cravings, Healthy Eating, Junk Food, meal planning, mindful eating, nutrition, self-control, Station, temptation, weight loss, Willpower

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crops Grown:	1910
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Are you tired of trying to resist the temptation of delicious food while playing Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a special feature that allows you to actually eat the virtual food in the game and still stay on track with your diet! That’s right, indulge in all the virtual cake, cookies, and steak you want without any guilt or calories! Join us now and satisfy your cravings without the consequences! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual food tastes even better than the real thing – you won’t be able to resist!

MidEastMayhem Minecraft Server

Bush administration, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign policy, global affairs, Global influence, hands-off approach, international relations, intervention, MIDDLE EAST, MidEastMayhem, Military, Minecraft, non-intervention, Obama administration, Peacekeeping, Politics, regional stability, Server, strategy, SUPERPOWER, Trump administration, US

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3938
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Star Shards Collected:	152	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4925
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server, cuz like, the US is so hands-off in the Middle East that they be playin Minecraft instead of dealin with all that drama. like, u can build ur own virtual oasis in the desert and trade diamonds for oil with other players. plus, there’s a secret underground bunker where u can hide from creepers and zombies while u plot ur world domination. join now before the US decides to actually do something in the Middle East and ruins all the fun!

OyoCraft: Motel6 Takeover

$525 million, Accommodation, Acquisition, budget hotels, business deal, corporate news, Economy, Expansion, Growth strategy, hospitality industry, Indian hotel operator, international business, Investment, lodging, market trend, Motel 6, Motel6, oyo, OyoCraft, real estate, TAKEOVER, transaction, travel accommodations

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	1586
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Magic Items Found:	5298	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, WANNA JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S LIKE MOTEL 6 BUT WITH A TWIST. WE GOT INDIAN HOTEL OPERATORS RUNNING THE SHOW NOW AND THEY’RE BRINGING SOME SERIOUS PIZZAZZ TO THE TABLE. FOR JUST $525 MILLION, YOU CAN BE PART OF THE WACKIEST, WILDEST, AND MOST WONDERFUL MINECRAFT SERVER YOU’VE EVER SEEN.

WE’VE GOT CREEPERS THAT DANCE, ZOMBIES THAT TANGO, AND SKELETONS THAT DO THE MACARENA. PLUS, OUR BUILDINGS ARE ALL MADE OF CANDY AND OUR DIAMONDS ARE AS BIG AS YOUR HEAD. JOIN US FOR A GOOD TIME, A LAUGH, AND MAYBE EVEN A FEW TEARS (BUT ONLY IF YOU’RE LAUGHING TOO HARD).

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN TO OUR CRAZY, KOOKY, AND DOWNRIGHT BONKERS MINECRAFT SERVER. YOU WON’T REGRET IT, OR YOUR MONEY BACK (JUST KIDDING, WE SPENT IT ALL ON DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED PIGS).

EnderHQ

Bedwars, city, Creative, Custom Enchants, Dungeons, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Farms Harvested:	560
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Welcome to EnderHQ!

Dive into an epic Minecraft adventure where your experience is our priority. At EnderHQ, you can expect:

Unique cosmetics to customize your character Custom working backpacks to enhance gameplay A main world that never resets, preserving your creations forever Player-owned plots to claim your space No pay-to-win content – everything can be earned in-game Quality support from our dedicated staff And so much more! Want to make an impact? Ready to play? Join our growing community today! Click the buttons below to visit our website and Discord.

We are currently in a WIP phase and are seeking new members to help shape the future of EnderHQ!

play.enderhq.com

TorrusWerkbank

Adventure, building, Community, cooperative play, Dynmap, Exploration, Interactive, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, PvE, real-time tracking, Relaxed, respectful environment, shaping server, Simpletpa, solo play, Survival, survival mode, survival server, Teleportation, TorrusWerkbank, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3550
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Farms Harvested:	916	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Welcome to the TorrusWerkbank Survival Server!

Here you can experience classic Minecraft in survival mode without complicated extensions. Build, explore and survive alone or together with other players.

Features:

Dynmap: Interactive map for real-time location tracking (link to map, remove the “s” in “https”). SimpleTPA: Easy teleportation to other players. Why TorrusWerkbank? Enjoy Minecraft in a relaxed and respectful environment without annoying mods. Your ideas are welcome and everyone can help shape the server.

Join us and experience exciting adventures!

We look forward to seeing you!

TorrusWerkbank.ddns.net

Join Infinity Isles, where the only thing square is the blocks! 18+ and LGBTQ+ friendly.

+18, apply, blocks, commands, Community, Discord, Donation perks, Events, Friendly, gameplay, Infinity, Isles, Join, LGBTQ, Minecraft, multiplayer, Plugins, Prizes, Resource worlds, Semi Vanilla, Server, Square, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4632
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ores Mined:	6606	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40

Infinity Isles Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Semi-vanilla
Age Restriction	18+
Server Started	March 25th
Server Location	East US Coast
World Border	10k

Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What makes Infinity Isles unique?

A: Infinity Isles is a semi-vanilla, whitelisted server with a focus on community and quality of life enhancements while preserving the essence of vanilla gameplay.

Q: How do I join the server?

A: To join the server, you must apply on our Discord server at https://discord.gg/infinityisles

Q: Are there any age restrictions to join?

A: Yes, players must be 18 years old or older to join Infinity Isles.

Q: What are some unique features of Infinity Isles?

A: Features include a player-run shopping district, bi-weekly events, resource worlds, and non-pay-to-win donation perks.

Q: How can I contribute to the server?

A: Players can contribute to the server by donating through the Tebex platform at https://infinityisles.tebex.io/.

Q: Is there active staff support on the server?

A: Yes, Infinity Isles has a team of friendly staff members available to assist players in need.

Q: How can I stay connected with the community?

A: Join the active community on Discord where players chat in channels and voice chats regularly.

Crafty Leftist Minecraft Server

Arab race, attitude, brain damage, brain-dead, CHRISTIANS, Crafty, inbreeding, insult, Leftist, Leftists, Liberals, Minecraft, muslims, religious people, Server, STUDIES

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	6181
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Zombie Dances:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind? Look no further than our server, where we have scientifically proven that playing Minecraft increases your IQ by 100 points! That’s right, forget about studying or reading books, just join our server and watch your brain power skyrocket!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret potion in the game that turns you into a genius for 24 hours. Imagine building the most epic structures and solving complex puzzles with ease, all thanks to our magical potion!

And if you’re worried about brain damage, don’t be! We have a team of brain surgeons on standby in case anything goes wrong. So come join us on our server and become the smartest player in Minecraft history – no inbreeding required!

Period Minecraft SMP Chuubas

Chuubas, female health, menstrual awareness, menstrual cycle, menstrual hygiene, menstruation, Minecraft, Period, period cramps, period humor, period jokes, period mood swings, period pain, period positivity, period products, period shaming, period stigma, period symptoms, period talk, PMs, smp, women’s issues

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Holy Grails Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11	Votes:	8146
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to overthrow the players. Will you join forces with the chickens or fight against them?

2. Our server is home to the legendary “Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny,” said to grant its wielder the power to control time and space. But be warned, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to interpretive dance.

3. Every full moon, the trees in our server come to life and start throwing apples at unsuspecting players. It’s a fruit-filled frenzy that you won’t want to miss!

4. Our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. But be careful, because if you don’t give him enough attention, he’ll blow up your house in a fit of ghostly rage.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the craziest adventures of your life! Just be sure to pack some extra torches and a sense of humor.