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DoodleNiggerCraft Minecraft Server

Server, verbal abuse, intolerance, inappropriate language, DoodleNiggerCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to leave your sanity at the door! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player tried to build a giant statue of a potato, but accidentally summoned a horde of angry chickens instead. Needless to say, chaos ensued and feathers were flying everywhere.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and elusive that players have been known to spend hours searching for it. Some say it grants wishes, while others claim it’s just a myth. Who knows what secrets it holds?

So come on down to our server and embrace the madness. Just remember, if you see a player with skin that looks like a middle school desk, run for the hills. They’re probably up to no good.

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PixelDefense Minecraft Server

defense strategy, Japan, east asia, south korea, Minecraft

so, like, this server is totally lit, bro. we got like, defense chiefs from S. Korea and Japan talkin’ bout N.K. threats and stuff. but like, don’t worry, we got it all under control. join our server and you’ll be part of the most epic battle against evil forces. plus, we got like, secret alliances and super cool weapons that will blow your mind. so come on, join us and let’s kick some butt together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, dude.

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Breda Guardians

Resources, Breda Guardians, Economy System, Gameplay experience, Threats

Join Breda Guardians: The Ultimate Faction Survival Minecraft Server!

Hello Minecraft Fans,

We’re excited to invite you to Breda Guardians, a new faction survival server designed for players of all levels. Join us for an unmatched Minecraft experience!

Highlights of Breda Guardians:

Factions: Team up, build bases, and conquer territories. Unique Features: Custom plugins and exclusive in-game events. Survival Challenges: Gather resources, face threats, and embark on adventures. Economy System: Trade, manage resources, and achieve economic dominance. Community Events: Regular events with exciting prizes. Active Staff: Dedicated team ensuring a smooth and fair gameplay experience. Join our growing community, forge your legacy, and protect your territory.

45.136.141.70:27337

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CraftyCreeperCafe

Manipulation, artisan sourdough, Threats, CraftyCreeperCafe, coffee beans

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

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CraftyDefenceEU

cooperation, Military, defense spending, nato, readiness

lol, u know what’s more fun than gaping holes in defences? our minecraft server, where u can build ur own defences and protect ur land from creepers and zombies and all that jazz. join us for a wild ride of crafting, exploring, and maybe even finding some hidden treasure (jk, there’s no treasure, but it sounded cool). plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the diamond swords and enchanted armor, so u better join before someone else raids it. come on, what are u waiting for? NATO can handle their own holes, but can u handle the challenge of our server? join now and let the madness begin!

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SpyCraft: Short-Staffed & Silly

Surveillance, Spycraft, security measures, States, short-staffed

so like, imagine this, right? this minecraft server is like the secret base for the german spy agency, but they’re all too short-staffed to deal with threats from russia and other states. so they’re like, “hey, let’s recruit some minecraft players to help us out!”

you gotta join this server because you’ll be like a super spy, taking down bad guys and saving the world with your epic minecraft skills. plus, you’ll get to use all these cool gadgets and secret weapons that the german spy agency has hidden in the server.

and get this, sometimes the russian spies try to infiltrate the server, but you’ll be there to stop them with your mad minecraft skills. it’s like a real-life spy movie, but in minecraft.

so come join the fun and be a hero in this crazy, action-packed minecraft server. who knows, maybe you’ll even get a secret mission from the german spy agency to save the world. just watch out for those sneaky russian spies!

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Page10 Minecraft Server

fact, Minecraft, Threads, long tail, wrong way

Join our Minecraft server or face the wrath of an anonymous internet troll! Our server is so epic that even the most hardcore trolls are scared to mess with us. We have insane builds, crazy mini-games, and a community of players who will have your back no matter what. But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may just find yourself on the wrong end of a troll’s wrath. So come join us and let’s build, mine, and troll together in the most epic Minecraft server ever! But seriously, don’t mess with us or we’ll find you…and we’ll troll you to oblivion.

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BlockyOlympicThreats

Event, Munich 1972, SECURITY, History, solidarity

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit pvp battles and crazy builds! we promise to make your gaming experience so fun that you’ll feel like you’re at the olympics, but without the threat of any crazy terrorists trying to ruin the fun.

our server is so awesome that even the israeli olympic athletes are begging to join, but don’t worry, we won’t threaten them like in munich 1972. instead, we’ll just challenge them to a friendly game of spleef or a build battle.

so come on down to our server and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. who needs the olympics when you have us? join now before it’s too late!

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PatsyCraft Minecraft Server

Whistleblowers, Threats, motives, Government, Server

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience!

Join us and uncover the truth behind the biggest conspiracy theories in Minecraft history. Forget about building houses and farming crops, here you’ll be uncovering government secrets and exposing corrupt politicians!

Our server is so wild that even whistleblowers have approached us with insider information. We’re talking about loose security events, backstage access for anyone, and even detection canines being neglected. Who needs diamonds when you have top-secret intel?

And don’t even get us started on the assassination plots. Biden, incels, patsies – it’s all connected on our server. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of the most insane Minecraft community out there!

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CraftyCommies vs. NATO – PvP Server

Global threats, international relations, Geopolitics, Summit agenda, military power

come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the threats of vladimir putin and xi jinping by building ur own fortress and hiding from the world leaders who are out to get u.

we have secret underground bunkers where u can hide from the evil dictators and plot ur revenge against them.

join now and be part of the resistance against the oppressive regimes of putin and xi. build alliances with other players and take down the corrupt leaders in epic battles that will go down in minecraft history.

don’t wait, join now and save the world from the tyranny of putin and xi on our epic minecraft server.

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