Threats Minecraft Servers

Threats

  • GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

    GreenlandCraft: Trump Troop Trouble

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    so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join because, like, there’s this crazy story about how nato countries are, like, sending troops to greenland because donald trump is, like, threatening them or something. but, like, don’t worry, because on this server, you can, like, build your own army of minecraft warriors and, like, protect greenland from any crazy threats. plus, there’s, like, a secret underground base where you can, like, hide from the nato troops and, like, plan your epic attack. so, like, join now and be a part of this insane adventure!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

    GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

    Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

    Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • LockedOutCraft

    LockedOutCraft

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    Are you tired of dealing with drunk roommates who can’t even unlock a door? Then join our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is finding diamonds and fighting off creepers! Our server is so safe, even the most intoxicated players can navigate their way around without a problem. Plus, we have a strict “no peeping tom” policy, so you can build your dream house without any unwanted visitors. Join now and leave the real world drama behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • PutinKillsAllCraft

    PutinKillsAllCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, listen up fam! If you ain’t joinin’ this EPIC Minecraft server, Putin gonna come for ya! Zelensky out here mobilizin’ the troops to protect us from the wrath of the blocky world. We got creepers, skeletons, and zombies runnin’ wild, but don’t worry, we got diamond armor for days! Join us and build the most lit castle you’ve ever seen, or team up with your squad to take down the Ender Dragon like a boss. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this adventure – unless you wanna face Putin’s wrath, that is. So come on, join us and let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

    CraftyCitizens: US to China Migration

    New Minecraft Servers

    omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so lit like a firework on the 4th of july but like on steroids u know? like imagine if china was like “hey u can come chill in the US illegally if u want” after trump was all like “gtfo” like what even is that??

    so like on this server u can build ur own little illegal hideout and like have secret meetings with other players and plan how to take over the world or something idk man it’s wild. plus there’s like a secret underground tunnel that leads to a secret base where u can find all the diamonds and emeralds u want like it’s crazy.

    also, there’s this rumor that if u find the hidden panda sanctuary on the server u can ride a panda into battle like a majestic warrior or something. like who wouldn’t want to do that??

    so yeah, join this server and live out all ur illegal immigrant dreams or something like that. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • AntiSemiticGrieferGone

    AntiSemiticGrieferGone

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    LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE DRAMA THAN AN AMSTERDAM CLUB CANCELING A COMEDIAN’S SHOW! WE GOT ANTISEMITIC THREATS FLYIN’ AROUND LIKE CREEPERS IN THE NIGHT! BUT DON’T WORRY, WE GOT YOUR BACK WITH OUR EPIC MODS AND ADMIN TEAM READY TO BAN THOSE HATERS FASTER THAN YOU CAN SAY “REDSTONE”! SO COME JOIN THE FUN AND BUILD SOME BLOCKS WHILE WE HANDLE THE DRAMA LIKE A BOSS!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

    MediaMinecraft Server: VanishingJournalists

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    Yo, u ever heard of a Minecraft server where journalists are on the verge of extinction in Nicaragua? well, this server is so lit that even the TV anchors and radio hosts have disappeared into thin air! like, imagine trying to report on the latest creeper attack and then poof, you’re gone!

    Join this server for the thrill of not knowing if you’ll be the next journalist to vanish into the abyss. Will you survive long enough to uncover the mysteries of this strange land? Or will you become just another headline in the news feed of this chaotic world?

    Dive into the madness and chaos of this server, where every corner holds a new surprise and every block could be your last. Are you brave enough to face the unknown and join the ranks of the missing journalists? Only one way to find out, join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky Scientist Basher

    Blocky Scientist Basher

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo, yo, listen up! Are you tired of those boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, do I have the server for you! This place is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer!

    Join our server and you’ll be able to unleash your inner mad scientist! We’ve got potions that turn you into a giant chicken, diamond swords that shoot lasers, and creepers that explode with glitter! It’s like a science experiment gone wild!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a team of super smart scientists who will ban anyone who tries to ruin the fun. And if you mess with them, watch out! They’ve got dark personality traits like psychopathy and narcissism, so you better not cross them!

    So come on down to our crazy Minecraft server and let your inner scientist run wild! Just remember, science is cool, but messing with our scientists is not. Join now for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MapleCraft Server: No Consequences!

    MapleCraft Server: No Consequences!

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our wacky minecraft server where u can build ur own lil world without any consiquence!!! just like how canadian sikh peeps are denouncing those sneaky threats and espionage by india, u can denounce all ur problems on our server by building epic structures and fighting off creepers with ur trusty diamond sword!!!

    we have so many cool features like flying pigs, talking cows, and secret treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds!! u can even ride a llama into battle against the evil ender dragon!!

    so come on down to our server and join the fun!! who needs consequences when u can have a blast playing minecraft all day long?!?!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

    ExBlockProbs – It’s Not My Prob!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s drama-free? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with any teenage drama queens like Tia. Our server is Tia-free guaranteed!

    Tired of dealing with bratty kids who think they can break your stuff and get away with it? On our server, we don’t tolerate any of that nonsense. If someone tries to pull a Tia on you, they’ll be banned faster than you can say “creeper.”

    Join now and experience a world where you can build and explore without any Tia-like interruptions. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. And hey, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on, our admins are always here to lend an ear (just don’t be a Tia about it).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP