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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 7427 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 18 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
Crops Grown: | 7630 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 | Epic Battles Fought: | 16 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Zombie Dances: | 9 |
Our server is like a roller coaster of emotions, just like this pregnant player’s life. Cancelled baby showers, moving states, abusive partners – we’ve got it all! And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a partner who hits you and then blames you for everything. It’s a real treat, let me tell you.
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll get to experience the thrill of constantly questioning your life choices, just like this player. Should you stay with your toxic partner for the kids or should you boss up and leave? The possibilities are endless!
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as chaotic as this player’s relationship, join us now! Who needs a baby shower when you can have all this drama instead?