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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 1385 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Magical Moments Shared: | 17 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 8 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 1 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
But, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. We’ve got, like, secret missions and stuff where you gotta, like, deliver aid to Russia from North Korea. It’s, like, super intense, man. And, like, if you mess up, the intelligence chief will, like, totally come after you.
So, if you’re into, like, crazy adventures and, like, saving the world or whatever, you gotta join this server. It’s, like, the most epic thing ever, man. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those sneaky Ukrainians, they’re always causing trouble.