so, like, this server is, like, the craziest place to play minecraft, bro. like, you gotta join cuz, like, the Bank of Canada governor said so. he was all like “trumps tariffs threat already having an impact” and we were all like “whaaaat??” but then we were like “let’s play minecraft instead!” cuz, like, who needs tariffs when you can build epic stuff in minecraft, amirite? so come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss!
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TrumpCraft2020: ObliterateIran
so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in this minecraft server, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when all of a sudden, Trump himself pops in and starts givin’ out orders like he’s the king of the server or somethin’. he’s all like, “if anyone tries to assassinate me, i want them OBLITERATED!” like, dude, calm down, it’s just a game! but hey, if you wanna join this server and witness the craziness for yourself, come on in! who knows what other wild stuff will happen with Trump around? join now for a wild ride, my dudes!CraftyStarlinkGovDeal
so like, u know that musk dude? ya, he made a deal with the ontario government for his starlink thingy but then was like nah imma rip it up. but then, get this, HOURS LATER he was like jk jk let’s do this! so like, if u wanna be part of this crazy rollercoaster ride, join our server cuz we got all the drama and excitement u need in ur minecraft life. plus, who knows, maybe musk will pop in and say hi while u building ur epic castle or whatever. join now for a wild time, fam!PanamaCraft Server
so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!ImperialCraft Minecraft Server
Yo, listen up fam! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, it’s like the Panama Canal of gaming! It cost us tears and blood to create this epic world, just like Trump’s threats to the Panama Canal stirred up memories of the US imperialist past. But don’t worry, we ain’t about that drama, we just about that Minecraft life, yo!Join us and build the most lit creations you can imagine, like a giant wall to keep out all the creepers or a replica of the White House made entirely out of diamonds. We got mini-games that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about all that political nonsense. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society…but with more pickaxes and less Illuminati.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again…or at least more fun than a presidential tweetstorm. Let’s do this, fam!
NukeCraft Server: All Out War
lol do u wanna join a minecraft server where the stakes r high like iran’s nuclear sites? if u try to attack u better be ready for an all out war, just like in the real world but in minecraft. join us for some epic battles and crazy drama, u never know what will happen next. come join the chaos and see if u have what it takes to survive in this wild world. just remember, don’t mess with the nuclear sites or u might start a war lol.GreenlandGriefers
lol u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can escape the danes and their crazy ideas? well u found the right place! come join us and build ur own virtual greenland where u can sell it to whoever u want cuz who needs danes anyway amirite? plus u can team up with other players to take down the danes and show them who’s boss. join now and let’s make greenland great again!Peatland Pals: Moss Mayhem!
join our epic minecraft server where we save the sphagnum moss from certain doom!!! we have created a virtual world where peatland is thriving and the moss never dies off. you can help us fight against the evil forces of warmth and dryness by building peatland fortresses and protecting the precious carbon storage.come join us and be a hero in the battle against climate change in minecraft form. who knew saving the environment could be so fun and pixelated? let’s show those real-life peatlands who’s boss in our virtual world of endless possibilities.
so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig in to the most important mission of all time – saving the sphagnum moss in minecraft!!!
LockOutCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!CraftyKremlinKilljoy
so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.
also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.
oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.
so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.