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NetherEscapeCraft

Activist, assassination attempt, Dissident, Escapes, Europe, Exile, flee, freedom, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iranian, MIDDLE EAST, NetherEscapeCraft, Netherlands, opposition, Political, refugee, Safety, SECURITY, Targeted, threat

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	2511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Votes:	8605	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	10

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got iranian dissidents escapin assassination attempts in netherlands like wtf who does that? come build ur own secret hideout and avoid gettin sniped by secret agents. also, we got flying pigs and talking sheep who give u quests to find the legendary diamond sword of destiny. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn u into a unicorn if u ask nicely. so come join the madness and let’s have a blast together!

CraftyCreeperzIran

CraftyCreeperzIran, defense cooperation, deputy chief, diplomatic relations, eastern europe, european security, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, iran, Iran helping, MIDDLE EAST, military alliances, nato, NATO’s deputy chief, Russian, Russian threat, security concerns, threat

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	5358
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Potions Brewed:	99
Magic Items Found:	4388	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Falling into the Void:	2

so, liek, u ever wunted to join a minecraft server that is so epic, it’s liek, gonna blow ur mind? well, u gotta join our server cuz it’s so lit, even NATO’s deputy chief is talkin’ about it! they say Iran is helpin’ Russia make a threat to European security, but we say, who cares about that when u can join our server and have a blast!

we got crazy builds, insane minigames, and the best community ever! u won’t find a better server out there, trust me. plus, rumor has it that if u join our server, u’ll become a minecraft pro overnight! u’ll be buildin’ epic castles and slayin’ dragons in no time.

so what are u waitin’ for? join our server now and become a legend in the minecraft world! NATO can wait, but our server can’t!

HezBegoneCraft: Destroy in Days!

Conflict, Days, Defense, defense capabilities, Defense Minister, destroy, gantz, HezBegoneCraft, hezbollah, Israel, Israeli army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, military operation, national security, regional stability, SECURITY, strategy, threat

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4521
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	269	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we can destroy hezbollah’s military in days, just like gantz said! we got all the weapons and tools you need to take down those pesky terrorists, plus we have a secret weapon called the “creeper cannon” that will blow them all to smithereens! come join us and be a hero in the fight against evil! also, did we mention there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds at spawn? yeah, you definitely don’t want to miss out on that! so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s kick some terrorist butt together!

DroneCraft Server – £850 Power!

Defense, defense systems, drone attacks, DroneCraft, Drones, FEARS, intelligence, Military, military defense, military technology, national security, nato, power, powerful weapons, reconnaissance, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Technology, threat, unmanned aerial vehicles, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8362
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we have £850 drones flying around ready to take out all the nato weapons!!! you gotta see it to believe it, bro. we got creepers riding on the drones and shooting arrows at the players, it’s insane! join now before nato figures out how to stop us, lolz.

BalloonWarfareKOR

air space, BalloonWarfareKOR, border, Conflict, Defense, DETECTED, escalation, FLARE, international relations, Military, Monitoring, North Korea, Overnight, provocation, SECURITY, South Korean, Surveillance, Tensions, threat, waste balloons

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	8197
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7

so, like, this server is like the bomb, man. not as bomb as those 350 waste balloons detected from North Korea, but pretty close. tensions are totally flaring, just like the lava in our nether realm. join us for some crazy fun and maybe even start a war with your friends. who needs diplomacy when you have diamond swords, amirite? come on, join us and let’s see who can build the most epic base before the next balloon attack. it’s gonna be lit, bro.

KnavesCraft Minecraft Server

assailant, attacker, back, Backstabbing, BETRAYAL, crime, criminal, danger, Deceit, Deception, fear, knaves, KnavesCraft, knife, man, Minecraft, Revenge, Server, Sinister, threat, Treachery, Victim, violence

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3433
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	11

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you never know what’s lurking around the corner – like that time Steve got a knife in the back from a sneaky creeper! But don’t worry, our respawn rate is faster than you can say “diamond sword” so you’ll be back in the game in no time.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and the chance to build the craziest structures you can imagine. Plus, rumor has it there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make you richer than a stack of emeralds.

So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our server – just watch your back for those sneaky mobs!

VictimCraft2021

Argument, Blame, BPD, clothes, custody, depression, diabetes, family, Favorite, infection, MONEY, nephew, piercings, selfish, sister, social media, Support, threat, Upset, Victim, VictimCraft2021

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7865
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragons Tamed:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10

Are you tired of family drama and arguments over piercings vs. clothes for your nephew? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is between creepers and skeletons! Leave the real world behind and escape to a place where the only threat is a zombie apocalypse, not your sister threatening to blame you for her bad decisions. Plus, our server is diabetes-friendly, so you won’t have to worry about infected piercings here! Join now and let the blocky adventures begin!

CraftyKimJongUn

Armament, Conflict, CraftyKimJongUn, Diplomacy, escalation, Geopolitics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear weapons, Politics, provocation, putin, russia, sanctions, Tension, threat, Ukraine, united states, West

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

so, like, you know how putin is all like “i’m gonna arm north korea”? well, that’s just the tip of the iceberg on this cray cray minecraft server! join us for a wild ride filled with explosive pvp battles, where you can team up with kim jong un himself and take on the whole dang world!

we’ve got custom weapons like rocket launchers and nukes, so you can really bring the heat to your enemies. plus, our map is a replica of the ukraine, so you can reenact all the political drama while building your own empire.

come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this chaotic world where anything goes. just watch out for putin, he’s always lurking around the corner ready to cause some trouble!

CyberCraft Minecraft Server

aggression, Conflict, cybercraft, Cyprus, hezbollah, intervention, Israel, leader, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Nasrallah, Political, Regional, SECURITY, Server, Speech, televised address, Tension, Terrorism, threat, threatens, violence

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2181
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Potions Brewed:	149	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Farms Harvested:	279

Yo, bros and babes, if you ain’t joinin’ this epic Minecraft server, you’re missin’ out big time! We got crazier shenanigans than Hezbollah leader Nasrallah threatenin’ Israel and Cyprus in a televised address. Like, imagine if Nasrallah was actually a creeper in disguise, ready to blow up your buildin’ if you don’t join our server! Plus, we got more drama than a llama fightin’ a zombie horde. So, come on over and let’s have a blast, before Nasrallah blows it all up!

FearFactor Minecraft Server

anxiety, avoidance, Awareness, Caution, concern, consequences, danger, fear, FearFactor, ignorance, Insecurity, mindfulness, Minecraft, Phobia, preparedness, Protection, Risk, Safety, self-preservation, Server, threat, unknown, Vulnerability

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8346
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Meteorites Collected:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Have you ever feared running out of diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear no more because on our server, diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join us and never worry about being poor in Minecraft again. Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of super-powered chickens who will protect you from any creepers or zombies trying to ruin your day. So come on down and join the wackiest, wildest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

MuslimsROFLCraft: Iranian Shenanigans Edition

actions, Conflict, Edition, Geopolitics, global implications, International, iran, Iranian, LAUGH, mecca, MIDDLE EAST, military strategy, muslim ummah, muslim world, muslims, MuslimsROFLCraft, political tensions, regional stability, religious sites, Saudi Arabia, Shenanigans, three front pincer attack, War

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	3219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Runes Activated:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most outrageous way possible!

Join us for a wild ride as we embark on a mission to protect Mecca from a three front pincer attack! That’s right, you heard it here first folks. We’re not just building houses and mining for diamonds, we’re saving the day in the most epic way possible.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious Iranian international actions that will have you laughing out loud. Who knew geopolitics could be so entertaining in the world of Minecraft?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure and let’s show those pesky attackers what we’re made of. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. It’s time to laugh, fight, and conquer in the most absurd way possible. See you there!

Griefer’s Paradise: Where Foreigners Made Graffiti

art, city, Community, controversial, creativity, culture, Diversity, Expression, foreigners, Graffiti, Griefers, International, Mural, outsider art, Paradise, public art, Spray Paint, street art, tags, underground art, Urban, Vandalism

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8521
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	201	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Alien Abductions:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Void Gems Collected:	28	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride from start to finish!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly llamas in disguise. That’s right, llamas! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a llama dance party in the middle of the forest.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamond eggs instead of boring old regular eggs. Imagine the riches you could amass with a flock of these majestic birds!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can take a trip to our Nether realm, where the pigs ride on flying carpets and the zombies break out into spontaneous dance battles. It’s a party that never ends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llama pickpockets…they’re always up to no good.

Blockout: The Minecraft Apocalypse

action, Adventure, Apocalypse, blockout…, Break, Conspiracy, dystopian, enclave, Fallout, Gaming, Government, Minecraft, Mutants, post-apocalyptic, power struggle, Rebellion, RPG, Sci Fi, Survival, Technology, video game, War, Wasteland

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7002
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Buildings Constructed:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Votes:	3782	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	207

Are you tired of the Enclave always causing trouble in your Minecraft world? Join our server and help us put an end to their shenanigans once and for all! We’ve got epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground lair where we plot our next move against those pesky Enclave members. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a diamond mine so big, you’ll never have to mine again! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s show the Enclave who’s boss!

Creepers for Peace: Biden’s Minecraft Diplomacy

biden, Bidens, Candidate, Conflict, CREEPERS, Decision making, Die, Diplomacy, election, foreign policy, iran, Israel, Lost, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, Minecraft, Peace, Politics, RFK, Vote, War, young Americans, Zion don

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	3107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Magic Items Found:	7757
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Falling into the Void:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t have you at war with Iran? Look no further than our server! Our fearless leader, Zion Don, is too busy building epic structures and mining diamonds to worry about starting real-life conflicts. Plus, he’s got a strict no-sending-young-Americans-to-die-for-Israel policy.

But watch out for RFK, he’s been known to grief other players’ builds and steal their loot. Don’t let him ruin your Minecraft experience! Join our server today and vote for Zion Don, the only candidate who will keep you safe from international drama and focused on building the best blocky world possible.

Blocky Banter: The Ultimate Minecraft Madness Server #5128

2x Commissions, 2x Hards, 2x Normals, 4/11, 4/17, 4koma, Ako, Banners, banter, Binah, blocky, Cherino, chinatsu, Circles, clubs, Events, Friends, Grand Assault, guides, Ichika, Iori, Joint Firing Drill, kasumi, Limit Break Assault, madness, Manga, Minecraft, Nodoka, PVs, Resources, SCHALE Settlement Task, Server, Shibasaki Ramen Part-Time Guide Mission, Shigure, Side Content, Total Assault, Trip-Trap-Train, Ultimate

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2979
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Emeralds Found:	6732
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Magic Items Found:	1945
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and events? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

Join our server for a chance to participate in the SCHALE Settlement Task with General Student Council event, where you’ll have to navigate through a maze of ramen shops while being chased by a horde of angry noodles!

But wait, there’s more! Take on the Grand Assault: Gregorius (Indoors) challenge, where you’ll have to battle against a heavy armor-wearing giant chicken who’s on a quest to steal all the diamonds in the land!

And if that’s not enough, join the Trip-Trap-Train event where you’ll have to build a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and ride it while dodging explosive obstacles!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

DeadbeatCraft – Where even your Minecraft family did nothing but mine all day!

coping with neglect., Day, DeadbeatCraft, disconnected from others, Dysfunctional family, emotional neglect, emotional void, family, family dynamics, feeling abandoned, feeling lost, feeling unprepared, feral child, ISOLATION, lack of development, lack of familial bonds, lack of guidance, lack of social skills, lack of support, Minecraft, minimal social interaction, navigating the world alone, struggling to survive

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Villages Defended:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Crops Grown:	2061	Mythical Quests Completed:	26
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Star Shards Collected:	279	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Are you tired of feeling like a feral child in the real world? Looking for a place where you can finally develop some social skills and have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the clutches of your energy-sucking black hole parents. On our server, you’ll have the chance to make friends, go on virtual vacations, and celebrate birthdays and holidays like never before. No more feeling like a neglected pet – on our server, you’re the star of the show!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to finally break free from your disoriented reality. Join our server now and start thriving in a world where anything is possible. Who needs real-life skills when you can have a blast in Minecraft?

Sushi vs Baguette Minecraft Server

baguette, citizen manner, dog shit, economics, education, Fancy, France, French, Garbage, Japan, japanese, Mice, Minecraft, Paris, Peeing, Population, Server, street scenes, Subway station, sushi, thefts, TOKYO, tourism, tourist review

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2706
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Votes:	2712	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Zombie Dances:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Are you tired of dodging dog poop and thieves on the streets of Paris? Do you want to escape the overwhelming smell of urine in subway stations? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own perfect world without any of the chaos of real life cities like Paris! With a population of colorful characters and a booming economy (in diamonds, of course), you’ll never want to leave our virtual paradise. Plus, our citizens have impeccable manners – you won’t find any random garbage or mice running around here! So say “au revoir” to Paris and “konnichiwa” to our server – where the only thing you’ll be stealing is hearts with your epic builds!

TrapCraft: Where Femboys, Twinks, and Trans Players Unite in an Eternal Thread of Fun!

acceptance, afraid edition, Community, discussion, empowerment, ETERNAL, Femboy, femboys, Fun, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Inclusivity, Lgbt, LGBTQ, non-binary, Players, safe space, Sexuality, Support, Thread, Trans, trap, Trapcraft, twink, twinks, unite

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	39
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Emeralds Found:	8840
Secret Passages Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further than our server, where you can join the Eternal Trap/Femboy/Trans/Twink Thread!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server is so fabulous that even the blocks are afraid of how amazing it is. Plus, where else can you find a server that caters specifically to trap-loving, femboy-adoring, trans-supporting, and twink-appreciating players?

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored creepers, glittery diamonds, and fabulous fashion shows in the Nether. And don’t forget about our exclusive dungeon filled with sparkly loot and fabulous monsters.

So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let your inner trap/femboy/trans/twink shine on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Crafty Caucasians LOL

1. white people, 10. Societal norms, 11. racial humor, 12. satire, 13. racial stereotypes, 14. societal issues, 15. comedy, 16. race humor, 17. cultural humor, 18. racial dynamics, 19. racial insensitivity, 2. stereotypes, 20. racial humor in media, 3. humor, 4. race relations, 5. social commentary, 6. cultural differences, 7. diversity, 8. ignorance, 9. prejudice, Caucasians, Crafty, lol

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6320
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Potions Brewed:	117	Farms Harvested:	521
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	8

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Then come join our server where things are anything but vanilla! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and do the Macarena before exploding!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, or team up with your friends to take on the evil army of killer bunnies. And don’t worry about getting lost in our world – we have magical teleportation unicorns that will whisk you away to safety whenever you need it.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a creature so rare and powerful that finding it will grant you unlimited diamonds for life. And rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Pig in battle, you’ll gain its powers and become the most feared player in all the land.

So why are white people like this? Because they know that our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to play Minecraft. Join us today and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBucks: Where you can mine for diamonds while wagecucking your way to the top!

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	8705
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Ores Mined:	7968
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Crops Grown:	9541

Are you tired of dealing with annoying bosses and coworkers in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can build your own office and fire your virtual boss whenever you want! No need to put in a 2 weeks notice, just ghost them and live your best blocky life. Plus, rumor has it that if you build the tallest tower in the server, you’ll unlock the secret power of unlimited coffee breaks. So what are you waiting for? Join now and escape the office drama for good!