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ElectricityWars Minecraft Server

electricity, Server, cross-border, ENERGY, Minecraft

so, like, u ever been on a minecraft server where the premier of ontario is like, “yo, if this trade war escalates, imma shut off electricity completely for the US”? like, bruh, that’s some next level power move right there. come join our server and witness the madness unfold as we navigate through this chaotic world where even the politicians are getting in on the action. who knows what other crazy shenanigans will happen next? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server experience ever!

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Plastic Plant Havoc Server

Environment, food security, global issue, Havoc, study

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there! Forget about all those boring servers, come join us for a wild ride full of adventure and laughter!

Join us and help save the world from the evil microplastics that are hindering plant photosynthesis! We need all the help we can get to stop these pesky particles from threatening millions with starvation. Who knew Minecraft could be so important for saving the planet?

Between 4% and 14% of the world’s staple crops are being lost because of these tiny plastic jerks. But fear not, brave Minecraft warriors, together we can fight back and save the day!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a hero in the battle against microplastics! Plus, rumor has it that Steve himself will be making a guest appearance to help us out. Don’t miss out on the action-packed fun!

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KurskCraft Minecraft Server

Ukraine, Négotiation, Minecraft, Advancing, Geopolitics

come join our minecraft server and help defend ukraine from the evil russians in kursk!! build epic fortresses, ride polar bears into battle, and unleash explosive chickens on your enemies! we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake, but watch out for the lava pits and killer bunnies! join now and become a hero in the fight for ukraine’s sovereignty! #minecraftwarriors #ukrainestrong #russiagoaway

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KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

Retaliatory measures, international relations, european union, defense strategy, sanctions

so, like, u ever heard of a server that’s so lit, it’s like, totally outta this world? well, let me tell u bout this one server that’s like, the bomb diggity. like, u wanna join cuz it’s so epic, u won’t even believe it.

first off, the admins are like, actual wizards or something. they can do all these crazy things that will blow ur mind. like, they can make u fly or turn u into a unicorn. it’s like, whoa, mind blown.

and the players on this server? they’re like, the coolest peeps u’ll ever meet. they’re all super chill and always down for a good time. u won’t find any trolls or haters here, just a bunch of awesome folks ready to have a blast.

oh, and did i mention the mini-games? they’re like, next level fun. there’s this one game where u have to ride pigs through a maze while dodging lava pits. it’s so intense, u won’t be able to stop playing.

so, like, what are u waiting for? come join the server of ur dreams and let the good times roll. trust me, u won’t regret it.

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ChunkyCraft – Where pixels get plump

obesity rates, health risks, weight management, preventative measures, pixels

Yo, come join our epic Minecraft server where we promise to keep you so entertained that you won’t even have time to think about becoming overweight or obese by 2050! Our virtual world is so immersive that you’ll be too busy building, exploring, and battling mobs to even think about snacking on junk food.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to combat obesity by keeping players active and engaged. So basically, by joining us, you’re not just having fun – you’re also saving the world from a future of early death and disease. No pressure or anything.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got legendary treasure hidden in every corner of our server, just waiting for you to discover it. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a parallel universe where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and start your journey to a healthier, happier, and more absurdly entertaining future. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

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ZelenskyCraft: No Deals with Russia!

coercion, president, Ukraine, Alliance, Négotiation

come join our epic minecraft server where u can build ur own wall to keep out creepers and zombies just like trump wants to keep out immigrants! if u dont join, u might not be around very long just like zelensky if he refuses peace deal with russia! build ur own empire and make alliances with other players to take over the server! who needs politics when u have minecraft? join now before it’s too late!

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EnergyWarsMC

Négotiation, Spectre, sanctions, Cut off, ENERGY

so, like, this minecraft server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, you gotta join cuz we got, like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in glitter. not to mention, our villagers are all trained in karate and will protect you from any zombie invasion.

oh, and get this, the ender dragon is actually just a misunderstood dragon who wants to be your friend. like, he’ll give you piggyback rides around the end and help you mine for diamonds. it’s, like, totally epic.

also, our admin is a wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. so, like, if you join our server, you’ll be living in a magical wonderland of awesomeness.

so, what are you waiting for? join now before the evil forces of the nether try to take over and turn everything into lava. trust me, you won’t regret it.

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DealOrOut Minecraft Server

TENSE, Minecraft, Politics, Deal, negotiation tactics

so, like, imagine this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in your fave Minecraft server, when all of a sudden, Trump pops up outta nowhere and starts threatening Zelensky in a tense live meeting! like, what even is happening, right?

but here’s the kicker – Trump is like, “make a deal or we’re out,” and you’re just there like, “wait, what deal? what are you even talking about, bro?” but Trump is all serious and stuff, like he’s about to blow up the whole server if Zelensky doesn’t make a deal with him.

so now you’re stuck in the middle of this crazy drama, just trying to build your epic castle and avoid getting caught in the crossfire between Trump and Zelensky. but hey, at least it’s never a dull moment on this server, amirite?

if you wanna join in on the madness and see what other insane shenanigans go down, then come on over to our Minecraft server! who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll get into next? just be prepared for anything, because things can get pretty wacky around here.

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Mosque Mayhem Minecraft Server

SECURITY, funding, violence, extremism, Recruitment

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like blowing stuff up? well boy do i have the server for u! we got russia-linked telegram channels offering to pay for attacks on mosques! just imagine the chaos and destruction u can cause in our world! join now and be part of the mayhem! who needs peace and harmony when u can have explosions and chaos, am i right? come join us and let’s wreak havoc together!

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Aliens Take Me To Your Leader

Panic, Invasion, Government, outer space, science fiction

Yo, imagine if aliens pulled up to Earth and were like “yo, take me to your leader.” Bro, we would be so screwed! But don’t worry, on this server, we got your back. We got a secret bunker full of diamond armor and enchanted weapons ready to take on any extraterrestrial threat. Join us and become part of the intergalactic resistance squad! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who can do the moonwalk. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure. So grab your pickaxe and let’s show those aliens who’s boss!

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