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LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	544
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	14	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

CraftyKremlinKilljoy

Assassination, CEO, Conflict, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKilljoy, Defense, defense industry, Espionage, Europe, germany, international relations, Military, planned, political tensions, Rheinmetall, russia, SECURITY, threat, Unhappy, weapons, Western arms supplies

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchantments Applied:	232	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Chimeras Created:	4	Votes:	5384

so, liek, u kno how u play minecraft and u just want a server that is like, totally cray cray? well, dis server is da bomb diggity, let me tell u.

first off, we got pigs that can fly. yep, u heard me right. u can ride a pig and it will sprout wings and take u to the sky. it’s like a magical bacon airplane.

also, we got a secret underground city filled with llamas that can rap battle. they drop sick rhymes and spit mad fire. it’s like watching a llama version of Eminem.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted castle where the ghosts throw parties every night? u can join in and dance with the spirits. just watch out for the ghost DJ, he’s a real party animal.

so, if u want a minecraft server that is off the chain, come join us. but be warned, once u enter, u may never want to leave. it’s like Hotel California, but with more creepers.

CraftyKremlinKiller

Assassination, Conspiracy, CraftyKremlinKiller, Defense, diplomatic tensions, Espionage, Europe, European weapons chief, foreign affairs, Government, intelligence, international relations, investigation, kill, Military, nato, Plot, russia, Russian plot, SECURITY, threat

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7968
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

join dis cray cray minecraft server for a wild ride u won’t forget! we got more twists and turns than a russian plot to kill a european weapons chief! come build ur dream castle and defend it from evil mobs with ur trusty diamond sword. but watch out for the secret underground base where the creepers throw wild parties every night. u never know what u gonna find in dis server, but one thing’s for sure – u gonna have a blast! so what u waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

LebCraft: Where TNT is the Only Villager Threat

bbc investigation, BBC report, civilian casualties, civilian casualties in war, civilian deaths, civilian targets, civilians killed, conflict in the Middle East, human rights violations, IDF airstrike, IDF attack, IDF bombing, international news, investigative journalism, Lebanese civilians, Lebanon crisis, Lebanon village, LebCraft, Middle East conflict, military aggression, threat, Tnt, villager, War Crimes

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7131
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Endless Night Skies:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	34
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

LOL join our minecraft server cuz we got more explosions than an IDF attack on a Lebanon village, but don’t worry, only villagers are harmed! BBC even did a special report on our server cuz it’s so lit 🔥 come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness! Plus, we have a secret underground village where you can trade with shady villagers for rare items. It’s like a whole new world down there, man. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the thrill of our crazy server!

CraftyPutin’sRevenge

Conflict Resolution, CraftyPutinsRevenge, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical issues, global politics, international diplomacy, international relations, political tensions, russia, sanctions, sanctions policy, strong signal, threat, trump, Trump administration, Ukraine, united states, US-Russia relations

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crops Grown:	9805	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	New Chunks Explored:	216337
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	14
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26

so liek, u know how Ukraine is all like “oh noes, Russia is being a big meanie”? well, dis server is like Ukraine, standing up to da bullies and sending a STRONG SIGNAL to all da griefers out there! join dis server if u wanna show ur support for Ukraine and take down da bad guys in Minecraft! plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan all our epic raids and build giant statues of our enemies out of diamond blocks. come join us and be a hero in da fight against injustice!

NukeCraftAsiaAlarm

ALARM, Asia, Conflict, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global affairs, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, North Korea, nuclear power, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftAsiaAlarm, Politics, SECURITY, Tension, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

lol, u know what else is a nuclear power? dis minecraft server! join us for some explosive fun and chaos! we got creepers that explode like fireworks and pigs that shoot lasers out their eyes! u never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next on dis server. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. come join us before Kim Jong-un tries to nuke us too!

UNAuditPanicCraft

Audit, audit process, canal, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomatic channels, Dispute Resolution, foreign policy, government response, international law, international relations, panama, panama canal, Panama government, Panama-US relations, political tension, threat, trump, UN, UNAuditPanicCraft, united nations

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	8730
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	47
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Towns Built:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	79
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crops Grown:	7068

so, like, this server is so lit, even Panama is complaining to the UN about it! can you believe that? they’re like “yo, this server is too good, we gotta audit it to make sure it’s not cheating or something.” but like, they’re just jealous cuz our server is the bomb dot com.

join us and you’ll be like a Minecraft wizard, casting spells and building epic structures that will make Panama wish they had never messed with us. plus, we have a secret tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and gold.

so come on, what are you waiting for? join our server and show Panama who’s boss!

TariffCraft Minecraft Server

Agreement, Business, Canada, Dispute, Economy, export, February 1, Import, international relations, market, mexico, Minecraft, Négotiation, North America, PLEDGE, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, TariffCraft, Tariffs, threat, Trade, trump

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9125
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Votes:	6600	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Chimeras Created:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Endless Night Skies:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than trump’s twitter feed! we got so much chaos, you’ll forget all about those tariffs on mexico and canada.

build your own wall to keep out pesky creepers and zombies, just like trump wants to do! but be careful, because we also have a secret underground tunnel system where you can smuggle in all the diamonds and emeralds you want.

our server is so lit, even trump would want to play here. so come on down and make minecraft great again with us!

NatoAttackCrafters

aggression, Attack, cold war, Conflict, Defense, defense spending, eastern europe, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military buildup, nato, NatoAttackCrafters, rearming, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Tensions, threat, Vladimir Putin, weapons

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	20
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build russian tanks and rearm faster than you can say “nato is shook”! we’re preparing for a possible attack on nato but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our epic minecraft skills. join us for crazy battles and insane strategies, you won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. what are you waiting for? join now before putin steals all the diamonds!

Blockageddon: The Ultimate Threat

Artificial Intelligence, biggest threat, Blockageddon, climate change, cybersecurity threat, economic collapse, environmental degradation, existential threat, global crisis, Humanity, mass extinction, natural disasters, nuclear war, overpopulation, pandemic, political instability, public health crisis, resource depletion, social inequality, Technological warfare, threat, Ultimate, War on Terror

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2128
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18
New Chunks Explored:	930416	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Invisible Walls Found:	4

The biggest threat facing humanity is not some crazy alien invasion or zombie apocalypse, no no no. It’s actually the lack of fun and laughter in our lives! But fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to defeat evil mobs with nothing but a rubber chicken and a pair of fuzzy slippers. Build the most ridiculous structures you can think of, like a giant toilet made out of diamond blocks or a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power, rumored to grant its owner unlimited potatoes for life. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Block Bodega

American, BLOCK, bodega, building, Casual, Claims, Community, Discord, European, Experience, Moderators, Movie Nights, Plugins, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, Simple, Spawn, Survival, teleports, Vanilla, VC

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	364
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ores Mined:	7011	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	8	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1

Block Bodega – Fresh Map

Block Bodega’s Minecraft server is perfect for the casual player, our community welcomes all and encourages you to join our Discord Server! We have an active VC most nights and host movie nights occasionally! Our community is made up of mostly Americans and Europeans (average age ~19) with a laid back team of moderators, so take a break from work or school and hang out at the Bodega!

We like to keep things simple on the Minecraft server, this means a mostly vanilla experience, so no teleports or claims. Our plug ins are made up of vanilla tweaks, so nothing too outlandish (most plug ins are for admin purposes)! Our Rules are simple: No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking!

THIS IS NOT YOUR SINGLE PLAYER WORLD!!! WE ARE SELF HOSTED WITH 16GBs DEDOTADED WAM HOSTED ON 7 STOLEN LAPTOPS.

JOIN THE SERVER: kauzmic.xyz

JOIN THE DISCORD: https://discord.gg/K9ByMKkJ9s

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are there any rules on the server?	No Stealing, No Griefing, No Hacking
What kind of community is on Block Bodega?	A mix of Americans and Europeans, with an average age of ~19
What are the server specifications?	Self-hosted with 16GBs of RAM, hosted on 7 stolen laptops

Rustic Romance 1.20.5

1.20.5, acceptance, beauty standards, discrimination, emotional connection, Human nature, Intimacy, intimacy issues, judgement, love, misconceptions, people, physical appearance, Poor, relationships, romance, Rustic, self esteem, sex, societal norms, society, Stereotypes, Ugly

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	2261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1988
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	61
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server because it’s where all the poor and ugly people are getting freaky! Like, who wouldn’t want to witness that hot mess of a situation? It’s like a trainwreck you can’t look away from, but in Minecraft form. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, but either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

HateCraftNation

Citizens, Country, criticism, cultural conflict, disapproval, discontent, disillusionment, dissatisfaction, emotional turmoil, hate, HateCraftNation, identity crisis, internal conflict, national pride, nationalism, Negativity, patriotism, Political unrest, Resentment, self loathing, social division

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1734
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Holy Grails Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Are you tired of your own country and looking for a new land to call home? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our server is filled with citizens from all over the world who hate their own countries so much, they’ve decided to start fresh in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, fighting off dragons, and forming alliances with players who are just as fed up with their own countries as you are. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and gold hidden somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in the land?

So say goodbye to your old country and hello to a new world of adventure and excitement on our Minecraft server. Who needs a passport when you have a pickaxe and a dream?

MissileMayhemCraft

Agreement, arms race, cold war, Conflict, Defense, deployments, Diplomacy, escalation, expand, global politics, international relations, Military, Missile, MissileMayhemCraft, moratorium, nuclear weapons, russia, SECURITY, Strategic, Tension, US

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	8720
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Star Shards Collected:	215	Dragon Eggs Found:	8662
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Buildings Constructed:	26

lmao this server is like russia and US fighting but in minecraft!! we got missiles and explosions everywhere, it’s like world war 3 but with blocks!! join us if u wanna be part of the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be a blast (literally)!! come on, don’t be a chicken, join now and show off your pvp skills in this epic battle for dominance!! 🚀💣🔥

The continents world

Abilities, Alvafinis, bedrock, Builders, console, continents, Cross-Play, Discord, EU, Gamers, grind, java, Minecraft, NA, PC, pvpers, Races, Roleplay, Server, Tournaments, VC, world

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	3845
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Server Name	The Continent’s World
Server Type	PVP, Building, Casual Gaming
Features	– Hive Tournaments– Roleplay aspect– Different abilities and races– Bedrock and Java cross play– Weekly tournaments– VC based gameplay
Contact	Discord: Alvafinis

FAQs:

Q: What are the server’s main features?

A: The server offers Hive Tournaments, roleplay elements, different abilities and races for players to choose from. It also allows cross-play between Bedrock and Java editions.

Q: Is the server population large?

A: The server has multiple continents with varying populations, but the one mentioned in the post is described as fairly small.

Q: What type of players are you looking for?

A: The server is seeking PVPers, builders, and casual gamers who want to have fun and grind together.

Q: Are there specific requirements to join the server?

A: Players are required to be in VC (Voice Chat) while on the server.

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Interested players can add Alvafinis on Discord for more information.

Haruka’s Legacy 1.20.5

1.20.5, 2024.., Anime, Celebrity, cultural impact, entertainment industry, Fame, fanbase, Haruka Nogizaka, Harukas, idol group, J-pop, Japanese culture, Japanese idol, Legacy, long tail tag, Manga, Music (Industry), Nogizaka46, Nostalgia, Otaku, pop culture, Relevance

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6381
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4104	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

OMG, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like, the only place where Haruka Nogizaka is still relevant in 2024!

You can build a shrine to her, have Nogizaka-themed parties, and even have Haruka herself as your Minecraft character skin!

Join now and be part of the Nogizaka revolution, where we worship our queen and build pixelated statues in her honor! Don’t miss out on the Nogizaka fun, join today!

LazyLootMinecraftSMP

Apathy, avoiding responsibilities, chilling out, idle behavior, indulgence, inertia, lack of motivation, laziness, lazy habits, LazyLootMinecraftSMP, leisure activities, lethargy, neglectful behavior, procrastination, Relaxation, self-care, slothfulness, sluggishness, taking it easy, unproductive behavior, wasting time

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	7971
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
New Chunks Explored:	664238	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP! It’s like, the most epic server ever, like seriously. We have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we find, and we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves to blow stuff up but he’s totally chill, trust me.

The best part is, we have this super rare glitch where if you jump off a cliff while holding a water bucket, you turn into a flying unicorn and can soar through the sky. It’s like, the most epic thing ever, you have to try it.

Oh, and did I mention we have a secret society of llamas who control the economy on the server? Yeah, they’re pretty shady but they give out free emeralds if you bring them a stack of hay bales. It’s totally worth it, trust me.

So yeah, if you want to join the most epic, craziest, and most hilarious Minecraft SMP ever, you have to join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, at least you’ll have some epic stories to tell your friends.

CraftyLove: Green Flags Only

chemistry, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, DATING, emotional intelligence, Empathy, Flags, green flags, Green.., growth, Honesty, Kindness, long term potential, mutual understanding, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Support, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Runes Activated:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dating creepers and zombies in the Minecraft world? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place to find your player two! Our server is filled with diamond-level players who know how to treat you like the queen or king you are.

Join us if you’re into players who know how to enchant you with their charm and mine your heart away. Our server is like a love potion, guaranteed to make you fall head over heels in love with Minecraft all over again.

So, if you’re looking for a love story that’s more epic than the Ender Dragon battle, come join us on our server. Who knows, you might just find your Minecraft soulmate and live happily ever after in a blocky paradise.

YoonCraft: Impeach the Blocks!

blocks, IMPEACH, YoonCraft

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7806
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	26	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	174530	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

so, like, u know how u always wanted to play on a minecraft server where the president of south korea got impeached? well, guess what, now u can! come join our server where all the crazy political drama happens, like yoon getting arrested and stuff. u can build ur own little impeachment palace and pretend ur the ruler of south korea. it’s gonna be so much fun, u won’t even believe it. plus, we have like, a million diamonds just waiting for u to mine. so what r u waiting for? come join our server now and let the craziness begin!

Tron’s Tri-Digit Funrealm

Artificial Intelligence, binary digit, bit, Computer, computer language, computer program, cyber, data, Digital, Funrealm, futuristic, Movie, neutral, no, programming, science fiction, Technology, TriDigit, trinary digit, tron, Trons, virtual reality, yes

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	9543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Emeralds Found:	1499	Alien Abductions:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Dragon Scales Harvested:	212	Wilderness Tamed:	16

hey u, yea u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server in the universe??? well u better strap in cuz this server is crazier than a llama on roller skates!

first off, did u know that on this server, the bit from Tron is a trinary digit, not a boring old binary digit??? yep, that’s right! it has three forms: Yes, No, and neutral. so when u see a bit, u better be ready for some mind-blowing decisions to make!

oh, and get this – the mobs on this server are no ordinary mobs. we got creepers that explode into confetti, zombies that breakdance instead of attacking, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. it’s a party in every corner!

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can ride pigs that fly, build houses out of marshmallows, and mine for diamonds with a spoon. yep, u heard me right – a spoon!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on the most wacky, wild, and downright insane minecraft server out there! trust me, u won’t regret it…probably.