threadripper Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

The Chicken Coop – Where we build like pros and chicken dance in 1.18.2, no kids allowed

1.18.2, 3970X, Active, Adventures, Allowed, amd, BUILD, chicken, Community, coop, Create, Dance, Discord, Europe, Friendly, Kids, Mature, Modded, Modpack, Players, Pros, ryzen, Social, Socialize, threadripper, US players, world

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8440
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Dimension Hops:	15
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Farms Harvested:	477	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Minecraft Server Information

Server Specs
CPU	AMD Ryzen Threadripper 3970X
Ram	20 GB
Hosted in	Europe
Whitelisted	Yes

If you’re interested in joining our server, please sign up on our Discord!

Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was the server established?	The server started in early 2024.
What type of community do you have?	We are a mature and friendly community that enjoys taking our time with packs, building a nice world, and socializing with each other.
Can players from the US join?	Yes, the server is hosted in Europe but should have a fine ping for US players as well.

Epic Craft Land 1.20

Boxxy, comma, Craft, ddd, Epic, hai, Land, list, long tail, mAi NaMe, Separated, tags, up to 20

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	916
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG u guyz, u gotta join dis Minecraft server cuz it’s like a magical unicorn land where u can ride pigs and shoot rainbows out of ur butt! 🦄🌈

The admins are like wizards who grant u wishes and turn creepers into fluffy bunnies that give u hugs instead of blowing u up! 🧙‍♂️🐰

And the players are all like fairies who sprinkle pixie dust on u to make u fly and build castles in the sky! ✨🏰

Plus, there’s a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples that make u invincible! 💎🍏

So come join us on this epic adventure and let’s make Minecraft great again, one derp at a time! 🤪🤖

PreggoPartyPooperGhoster

Boundaries, confrontations, difficult decisions, disrespectful behavior., Drama, emotional exhaustion, emotional labor, ending friendships, friendship, ghosting, graduation party, party etiquette, personal space, PreggoPartyPooperGhoster, self-care, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, Support, teen pregnancy, toxic friend, unwanted attention

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	439
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Alien Abductions:	0	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Are you tired of drama at your parties? Join our Minecraft server for a drama-free zone! No crazy friends like Mary allowed, unless they’re pixelated and can’t use up all your makeup remover. Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life craziness and just have a good time building and exploring. Plus, no one will steal your spotlight or post embarrassing pics of your family members on Instagram without your consent. So why wait? Join now and leave the real-life Marys behind!

Blocky Blue Balls

ABSTINENCE, Balls, blocky, Blue, Celibacy, emotional connection, Intimacy, longest without sex, patience, personal experience, physical intimacy, relationships, self-control, sexual activity, sexual desire, sexual frequency, sexual fulfillment, sexual health, sexual needs, sexual satisfaction, sexually active, temptation, Waiting

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of spending all your time mining for diamonds and not getting any action in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the ultimate hookup spot for all your pixelated needs!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about going without sex again – our virtual world is filled with sexy avatars just waiting to get it on with you. From steamy hot tub parties to scandalous pixelated orgies, the possibilities are endless on our server.

So why waste your time with boring old survival servers when you could be getting laid left and right in our virtual paradise? Join now and get ready to experience the wildest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen – just don’t forget to bring your pickaxe and your condoms!

GreenlandRejectsUS Minecraft Server

Arctic, Autonomy, European, foreign affairs, Greenland, GreenlandRejectsUS, INDEPENDENCE, indigenous rights, international relations, majority, Minecraft, Nordic, North America, opinion, Politics, poll, self-determination, self-governance, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, survey, Territorial, US

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5897
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	117	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Ores Mined:	8241	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Falling into the Void:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

are you tired of being a part of the US? do you want to join a server where you can escape the madness and chaos of real life? well, look no further because our minecraft server is the perfect place for you!

join us and become a part of the overwhelming majority of greenlanders who do not want to be a part of the US! we have created a safe haven for all those who seek refuge from the craziness of the outside world.

imagine a world where you can build your own paradise, free from the constraints of society. you can create your own kingdom, rule over your subjects, and live out your wildest fantasies.

but beware, danger lurks around every corner. from creepers to zombies to rival factions, you must always be on your guard. only the strongest and most cunning players will survive in this harsh and unforgiving world.

so what are you waiting for? join our server today and start your journey to freedom and independence. who knows, you might even become the ruler of your own virtual kingdom!

GuantanamoCraft: Trump’s Detention Edition

act of brutality, asylum seekers, border security, Cuba, Cuba-US relations, detention, detention facilities, donald trump, Edition, foreign policy, Guantanamo Bay, Guantanamo Bay detention center, GuantanamoCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, international relations, migrant detention, political controversy, Refugee Crisis, Trump administration, Trumps, united states

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2367
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Star Shards Collected:	109
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	New Chunks Explored:	852737

come join our minecraft server where we have more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster! we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do the cha-cha slide. our players are so skilled, they can build a replica of the eiffel tower using only dirt blocks.

if you join our server, you’ll get a pet creeper that tells dad jokes and a diamond sword that shoots lasers. we have secret dungeons filled with treasure and hidden portals to other dimensions where you can battle dragons and unicorns.

our community is so friendly, you’ll feel like you’re at a never-ending block party. we have weekly building competitions where the winner gets a real-life llama delivered to their doorstep.

so come on down to our minecraft server and experience the most epic, outrageous, and downright crazy gameplay you’ve ever seen. you won’t regret it, unless you’re a zombie. zombies aren’t allowed.

AnxietyCraft: Antidepressant Adventures

Adventures, antidepressant, antidepressants, AnxietyCraft, Effectiveness, gad, generalized anxiety disorder, limited data, Long-term impact, medication, mental health, participants, pharmaceuticals, Psychiatry, reduce anxiety, research, review, side effects, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment, trial conditions, Usage

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

come join our wacky minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be anxious about is how much fun you’re having! we’ve got 12,000 players who can confirm that playing on our server effectively reduces symptoms of boredom and sadness.

we’ve got limited data on how long you’ll be addicted to our server, but who cares when you’re having this much fun? come build, explore, and laugh your way through our crazy world. plus, our community is so welcoming that you’ll forget all about your real-life problems.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and say goodbye to anxiety and hello to endless entertainment!

Pixel Haven 1.21.1

#Daredevil, 1.21.1, accident, Adrenaline Rush, cautionary example., cautionary tale, dangerous stunts, extreme sports, Fail, Flip, flips, gets obliterated, Haven, near miss, oncoming traffic, PIXEL, reckless driving, risky behavior, social media fail, stunt gone wrong, thrill-seeking, traffic collision, viral video

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6007
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Runes Activated:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like getting hit by a truck but in a good way! I’m talking about flipping and getting obliterated by oncoming traffic, but like, in a virtual blocky world. It’s so wild, you won’t even know what’s real anymore. So come on, join us and experience the chaos and destruction in the most hilarious way possible. It’s a total mind trip, man.

MistressCraft: Job Loss Edition

Affair, BETRAYAL, boundary setting, children, communication breakdown, Confrontation, confrontation at work, Edition, emotional distress, emotional turmoil, family, family dynamics, husband’s mistress, Infidelity, infidelity fallout, Job, job risk, Loss, Marital Problems, Marriage, MistressCraft, relationship struggles, trust issues, workplace drama

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with betrayal, secrets, and scandal!

Imagine this: you log on to our server and find out that your in-game spouse has been cheating on you with another player! But wait, there’s more! They work together at the only virtual grocery store in the desert biome. Will you forgive them and try to work things out, or will you kick them out of your virtual house with no vehicle to get to work?

But that’s not all! Join our server and you might stumble upon a charity event where the mistress is delivering Christmas gifts to your virtual children in your virtual home! Confront her in-game and tell her to stay away from your pixelated family. Will she listen, or will the drama escalate even further?

And don’t forget the twist: your cheating spouse is still carpooling with their affair partner in the game! Will you demand no contact in the virtual world as well, or will you risk their virtual job by making a scene?

Join our server now for a rollercoaster of emotions, drama, and outrageous storylines! Who needs boring old quests and building when you can have all this excitement instead? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!

Hatecrafters United

commonly enjoyed dislikes, contrary preferences, HateCrafters, hated activities, misunderstood dislikes, misunderstood hobbies, personal aversions, Pet Peeves, United, unpopular opinions, unpopular tastes, widely disliked things

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	142
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Emeralds Found:	9208	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of people assuming everyone loves pineapple on pizza? Well, imagine a Minecraft server where pineapple on pizza is banned and anyone caught trying to sneak it in gets banished to the Nether for eternity! Join us for a pizza party like no other and build your wildest creations without the fear of fruity toppings ruining your appetite. Trust us, this server is a slice above the rest!

SovietMinecraft2025

2025, agriculture, Decrease, economic outlook, Economy, food production, food security, global market, government policies, grain exports, historical comparison, import/export, international trade, Moscow Times, predictions, russia, Russian, sanctions, Soviet levels, SovietMinecraft2025, trade relations

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Divine Spears Created:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Alien Abductions:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the russian grain exports are so low, they’re back to soviet levels in 2025! we’ve got more wheat than you can shake a stick at, and our players are so good at farming, they make stalin proud. join us for a chance to build your own communist utopia in the virtual world, complete with endless fields of wheat and secret police patrols. don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the glory of mother russia in minecraft form. join now before the kgb catches wind of our antics and shuts us down!