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EarGasmTunes

audio pleasure, auditory delight, blissful tunes, eargasm, EarGasmTunes, euphoric melodies, favorite song, feel-good music, harmonious tunes, melodic vibes, Music, music appreciation, music lovers, music therapy, musical bliss, musical ecstasy, musical euphoria, relaxing tunes, soothing sounds, soulful melodies

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7882
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you want to rip your ears off? Well, look no further because our server will give you the ultimate eargasm with our custom soundtrack featuring only the most epic tunes that will make your blocky world come alive! Join us and experience a musical journey like no other as you mine, build, and battle to the beat of your favorite songs. Who needs Spotify when you have our server? Join now and let the music take you to new heights in Minecraft!

CraftyCrashF16Fun

(PILOT), accident, air force commander, aircraft, Aviation, consequences, CraftyCrashF16Fun, crash, Defense, dismissal, f-16, Fatal, Fires, investigation, leadership, Military, national security, president, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6403
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Animals Bred:	47	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE UKRAINIAN PRESIDENT WANTS TO JOIN! HE FIRED HIS AIR FORCE COMMANDER AFTER HE CRASHED AN F-16 TRYING TO LAND IN OUR SPAWN POINT! JOIN US AND YOU MIGHT GET A CHANCE TO FLY A PLANE TOO! WHO NEEDS A PILOT’S LICENSE WHEN YOU HAVE MINECRAFT SKILLS, AMIRITE? #FIREINTHESKY #CRASHANDBURN #MINECRAFTAIRFORCE

MetaSurvivalCraft

adaptation, biology, Environment, Evolution, FITNESS, genetic traits, genetics, human biology, human evolution, human physiology, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, metabolism, MetaSurvivalCraft, natural environment, natural selection, physical traits, slow metabolism, Survival, survival skills, Wild, Wilderness

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

So, like, imagine this server where, like, if you have a slow metabolism you can, like, totally dominate the game! Like, you won’t even need to eat as much food as the others, so you can spend more time building epic structures and exploring the world. It’s like a superpower, dude!

Join our server and become the ultimate survival expert with your super slow metabolism. You’ll be the envy of all your friends as you effortlessly conquer the wilderness and show off your amazing builds. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll discover secret hidden powers that only slow metabolizers possess. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so come join us and see what crazy adventures await!

FibroBlasted: Ageless SkellyCraft

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5079
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	4187
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own cytoskeleton out of blocks! we got young and aged dermal fibroblasts running around, comparing their proteomics and secretomics like it’s a dang science fair. who needs redstone contraptions when u can study the aging process of skin cells while fighting off creepers? come join the fun and see if u can outbuild the cytoskeleton master!

Dumpster Fire Season 2: The Hot Mess Express

Adventure, application, Builders, Community, Currency, DETECTION, Dumpster, express, Fire, friendship, hot, location, maintenance, Mess, Perks, Playstyle, Plugins, Positive, Prevention, Ranking, rules, Season, Shop, Skills, smp, Survival, Unique, Warp

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2745
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	192
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

CampCraft – Season 2 Overview

Server Description
Welcome to CampCraft – Season 2! We have just launched our second season with a map refresh. Join our 18+ Whitelisted SMP server where the possibilities are boundless. Enjoy an epic journey with a vibrant community of players.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the server without being whitelisted?	No, this is a Whitelisted server. Please fill out the application form provided to be whitelisted.
Are there any age restrictions to join?	Yes, you must be 18 years or older to join CampCraft.
Are there any fees to play on this server?	No, the server will never ask for any money from players. There are no donation requests or selling of ranks.
What kind of plugins does the server have?	The server has plugins such as AuctionHouse, BlueMap, Essentialx, GriefPrevention, Jobs, McMMO, PlayerWarps, QuickShop, WildRTP, along with additional mods for maintenance and cheat detection.
What are the rules of the server?	The rules include being nice, no harassment or bigotry, no cheating, no griefing/stealing, obtaining consent for building near others, and more. Please refer to the complete rule list provided.

Application Form

Preferred name:
Minecraft name:
Discord name:
Age:
Country & Timezone:
Reason for joining CampCraft:
How active will you be?
Other hobbies/games:

Blocky Brawlers Minecraft Server

blocky, brawlers, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	5454
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Holy Grails Found:	2

Are you tired of Reddit trannies banning you for speaking the truth about vaccine side effects? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all conspiracy theorists and banana lovers alike! Join us as we uncover the shocking truth behind the vaccine side effect that turns you into a banana-hating mutant. Who needs journos when you have us to make a movie about this epic saga? So come on, join our server and let’s peel back the layers of this fruity mystery together!

SMPBritCraft – The British Invasion of Minecraft SMP

Brit, British, chebs, fucking, fucking lovely, fucking massive, Invasion, long tail tags: ones, Lovely, Massive, Minecraft, onesedish, sedish, smp, SMPBritCraft, too

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5471
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Votes:	9267	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their puny little chebs? Well, look no further, because our server has CHEBS. And not just any chebs, we’re talking MASSIVE, LOVELY chebs that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chebslovely Chebs, rumored to grant you incredible powers if you can find them. Some say they hold the key to unlocking the secrets of the universe, while others believe they’re just really nice to look at. Either way, you won’t want to miss out on the chance to uncover their mysteries.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find such a perfect combination of ridiculousness and pure, unadulterated chebs? Trust us, once you experience the magic of our server, you’ll never want to play on a regular old Minecraft server again. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the chebs guide you to greatness!

EstateSplit Minecraft Server

access to funds, Communication Issues, estate distribution, estate money, Estate Planning, EstateSplit, family trust, financial dispute, financial responsibility, Financial Security, financial transparency, future planning, Inheritance, legal rights, Minecraft, money management, personal bank account, Server, sibling relationships, Siblings, tax concerns, trust issues, Will

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama and family feuds over money? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and focus on building epic structures and battling mobs!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister hoarding your inheritance money until 2025. Instead, you can earn virtual riches by mining diamonds and trading with other players. Plus, if something happens to your in-game character, you can always respawn and try again!

So why wait for your real-life inheritance when you can start amassing wealth and power in our Minecraft world today? Join us and leave all your family drama behind!

BoyfriendBluesMC

boyfriend expectations, boyfriend troubles, BoyfriendBluesMC, communication problems, emotional stress, feeling frustrated, feeling guilty, feeling misunderstood, feeling neglected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling pressured, ignoring calls, long-distance relationship, not answering calls, phone etiquette, relationship challenges, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, relationship issues, school stress, Time management

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1406
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Farms Harvested:	424	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where communication is key – just like in this long distance relationship drama! Join us and experience the thrill of trying to connect with someone who always seems to be one step ahead of you. Will you be able to answer the call in time, or will you be left feeling like you’re the problem? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

MeatLoverMinecraft SMP

bacon, barbecue, Beef, carnivore, chicken, duck, favorite meat, grilled meat, Lamb, meat dishes, meat lovers, MeatLoverMinecraft, Pork, protein, Rabbit, ribs, SAUSAGE, smp, steak, turkey, veal, venison

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25
New Chunks Explored:	90952	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you can feast on is virtual bread and pork chops? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a whole buffet of meats for you to choose from! From chicken wings that make you fly to beef that gives you super strength, we’ve got it all!

Join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP where the animals are not only friendly but also delicious! Who needs to farm for wheat when you can just hunt down a herd of bacon cows? And don’t even get me started on the legendary golden steak that grants you invincibility for 10 minutes!

So come on down to our server and sink your teeth into some juicy, mouth-watering meats. Just be careful not to anger the vegetarian players or they might unleash their tofu army on you!