ThreadMisser™ Minecraft Servers

ThreadMisser™ Minecraft Servers

  • CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure

    CreeperCrafters: The Ultimate Blocky Adventure
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    Players: 92/400 Votes: 8224
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 3
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Astral Amulets Crafted: 32
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 Legendary Items Repaired: 6
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but basic survival and pixelated cows? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate gaming experience you never knew you needed!

    Join us for a wild ride through a Minecraft world filled with flying pigs, talking trees, and dancing creepers. Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is a regular player (and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him).

    But that’s not all! We have exclusive mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” where you have to pass around a live TNT block before it explodes, and “Zombie Disco” where you have to out-dance the undead to survive.

    So why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server…just saying).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RedHandCraft Minecraft Server

    RedHandCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 90/400 Votes: 9902
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Royal Courts Attended: 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Secret Guilds Joined: 4 Evil Lairs Raided: 6
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Dragons Tamed: 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 14 Chimeras Created: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u, ya u, r u tired of boring old minecraft servers with no pizzazz? well do i have the server for u! we got pigs that fly, chickens that dance, and cows that tell jokes! but wait, there’s more! our server is actually run by aliens who crash landed on earth and are using minecraft to communicate with their home planet. join us and help them build a spaceship to get back home! oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of our wacky world!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BorderBattleCraft

    BorderBattleCraft
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    Players: 96/900 Votes: 1464
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 3 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Evil Lairs Raided: 6 Forbidden Doors Opened: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1
    Star Shards Collected: 120 Mythical Quests Completed: 35
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 86 Vanishing Items Found: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 16 Battle Standards Raised: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    lol come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the chaos of russia battling ukrainian border incursion for the 2nd day!! why deal with real life drama when u can build ur own world of blocks and creepers?? plus, our server has a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any real life conflicts. trust us, u don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride!! join now before putin tries to take over our server too 😂🤣 #minecraft #russia #ukraine #craziness

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Drive2SaveEVs

    Drive2SaveEVs
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    Players: 104/600 Votes: 1463
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Towns Built: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 29
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Farms Harvested: 854
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 40

    New Minecraft Servers

    so, like, u know how u gotta drive ur car far and stuff? well, on this server, the farther u drive, the more diamonds u get! like, u can trade them for cool stuff and be the richest player ever!

    also, the longer u own ur car, the more powerful it becomes in the game. like, it can fly and shoot lasers and stuff. it’s totally epic, bro.

    join this server and become the ultimate car-driving, diamond-collecting, laser-shooting master! it’s gonna be lit, fam.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • 2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!

    2b2r/2Beta2Release: Where the chaos is real and the fight for survival is even more real!
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    Players: 109/500 Votes: 5598
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Villages Defended: 19 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 8
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 71 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)

    2b2r (2Beta2Release)!

    2b2r is a macrochasm-like b1.3_01 anarchy server. so it means, that the server will be updating trough the versions. One of the main cool things here, is that the server uses 2b2t’s original seed! it will either constantly, or update every month to a newer version! duping is allowed, and pretty much everything too.

    do anything! blow up everything! do anything your mind thinks of!

    https://discord.gg/TMhzwCXpxK is the discord server for discussing, showing screenshots, about 2b2r! I hope you enjoy the trollery!

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is duping allowed on the server? Yes, duping is allowed on 2b2r.
    Are there any rules on the server? 2b2r is an anarchy server, there are no rules except for no cheating clients.
    Can I grief and raid other players? Yes, you are free to do anything you want on the server, including griefing and raiding.
    How often does the server update to a new version? The server may update constantly or every month to a newer version.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • PixelParadise Minecraft Server

    PixelParadise Minecraft Server
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    Players: 102/800 Votes: 7023
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 70 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7
    Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

    Join us for the chance to ride on a pig while shooting arrows at creepers, or participate in our legendary chicken jousting tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for breakdancing. Witness his epic moves while dodging fireballs and trying to steal his treasure!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Join now and prepare for the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP

    Yagoo’s Target Practice Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 105/600 Votes: 6467
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 21
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 3
    Void Armor Forged: 16 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Mines Excavated: 4091
    Crystal Wands Charged: 11 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Love Letters Sent: 2 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Demon Skulls Collected: 40 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the drama is as wild as the creepers exploding in your face! Ever wondered what would happen if you misheard a simple command and chaos ensued? Well, that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server.

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally starting a war over a misunderstood phrase. Who knew that saying “SHOOT YAGOO” instead of “SHOOT YA GOO” could lead to an epic battle for the ages? But hey, that’s just how we roll in this crazy world of blocky adventures.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for some hilarious misunderstandings, epic pranks, and maybe even a little bit of actual mining. Who knows what kind of madness will unfold next on our server? One thing’s for sure, you won’t want to miss out on the insanity that is waiting for you here. See you in the game, and remember, always listen carefully to avoid starting an accidental war!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • SurgicallySecret30+

    SurgicallySecret30+
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    Players: 100/700 Votes: 7579
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 1 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 12
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 14
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Infinity Stones Found: 1
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

    Join us and experience the thrill of exploring a world filled with hidden secrets and treasures. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even players with umbilical hernias are welcome! Yes, you heard that right. We embrace all kinds of players, no matter what kind of bulge or lump you may have.

    Imagine the fun of building your own virtual world while sharing insane stories with other players. Who knows, you might even find some old baby pictures hidden in a virtual end table! And don’t worry about your medical history, because on our server, we only care about having a good time.

    So come on, join us and let’s create unforgettable memories together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have all the excitement you need in the virtual world? See you in the game!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MineCraftyClearSkin

    MineCraftyClearSkin
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    Players: 95/1000 Votes: 5341
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 1 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 89 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Crops Grown: 9881 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to end up with a face full of creeper-induced acne? Look no further, because our Minecraft server has the ultimate solution for all your skincare woes! Join us and you’ll have access to our secret potion of enchanted watermelon juice and dragon tears that will give you the clearest skin in all of the blocky world. Say goodbye to those pesky zombie pimples and hello to a flawless complexion fit for a Minecraft queen! So come on, join us and let’s mine our way to skincare perfection together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BoomCraft Minecraft Server

    BoomCraft Minecraft Server
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    Players: 95/500 Votes: 8531
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7
    Zombie Dances: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Void Armor Forged: 10
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 15
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Alien Abductions: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have more explosions than Beirut on a bad day! Our server is so lit, even Hezbollah leaders are giving speeches here!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane battles, and non-stop action. Our server is like a warzone, but in a fun way! Plus, we have the best loot drops this side of the blocky universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the chaos for yourself! Let’s blow stuff up and have a blast together!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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