threadlocked – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

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””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Bundicta Edition, Crafty, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, new player guide, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

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New Server IP
Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

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New Server IP
Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

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New Server IP
D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

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Minecraft server: Deadlock General

501745660, advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git in, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, patchnotes, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

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New Server IP
Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

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Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

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Block Party Minecraft Server

adult content, artist, BLOCK, drawing stream, explicit, female streamer, inappropriate, Live Stream, Masturbate, Minecraft, online content, Party, Provocative, self pleasure, Server, sexual innuendo, sexual tension, sexually frustrated, solo activity, solo performance, solo stream, streaming platform, Suggestive, suggestive behavior

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for a chance to witness the legendary streamer who always seems like she’s on the brink of a sexual awakening during her solo streams. Rumor has it that she’s actually using her drawing streams as a cover-up for her secret passion for…well, let’s just say she’s not just building houses in Minecraft if you catch our drift.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s acceptable in the Minecraft community, come join us and see what all the fuss is about. Just be prepared to witness some seriously questionable behavior and maybe even pick up a few new techniques for your own solo streams…if you dare.

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New Server IP
The name could be: “Bit Smoke Minecraft SMP”

5ZM2TqKnsqKYXysEYSP1nHi9EFMWmqWYVk5aDLCbpump, asset, bit, BIT SMOKE, Blockchain, Coin, cryptocurrency, decentralized, Digital Currency, finance, Grove Street, home, Investment, market, Minecraft, MONEY, ONLINE, profit, Pump, smoke, smp, Technology, Trading, virtual currency

Welcome to Grove Street, Home of the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. You’ll never see llamas with this kind of skill anywhere else!

2. We have a secret underground base where we host llama dance parties every Saturday night. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on seeing llamas break it down on the dance floor.

3. Our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs who shoot lasers out of their eyes. Don’t worry, they only use their powers for good (and to protect our precious diamond stash).

4. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure buried somewhere in the world of Grove Street. Will you be the lucky player to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join Grove Street today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever be a part of! Just be prepared to dodge llama spit and pig lasers along the way.

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New Server IP
694751581 Anonymous Minecraft Server

ANONYMOUS, Minecraft, Server

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja pandas who will protect you from any creepers or griefers that come your way. Trust me, you’ve never felt safer in a virtual world.

2. We have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance your heart out with skeletons and zombies who have some killer moves.

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

4. We have a roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether, complete with fire-breathing dragons and lava waterfalls. It’s the ultimate adrenaline rush!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

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New Server IP
Depravity of the Japanese Minecraft SMP

Asian cinema, atrocities, controversial films, controversial topics, cultural criticism, dark themes, Depravity, film analysis, historical films, japanese, Japanese cinema, Japanese culture, japanese history, Minecraft, moral decay, national identity, propaganda films, smp, social commentary, war atrocities, War Crimes, world war II

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

Our server is filled with crazy characters and even crazier builds. Want to see a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds? We’ve got it. How about a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano? Yep, we’ve got that too. And don’t even get us started on the underground bunker filled with secret treasures and traps (watch out for the exploding chickens!).

But the real reason you should join our server? The Japanese depravity kino nights. Every Saturday, we gather around a virtual campfire and watch the most outrageous and depraved Japanese films you’ve ever seen. From tentacle monsters to schoolgirl assassins, we’ve got it all. So come join us for a wild ride on our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing crazier than the builds are the players themselves.

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New Server IP
Lost in Minecraft Server

#youtube, Authenticity, child loss, compassion, emotional, Empathy, family, Grief, HEARTBREAK, judgment, Loss, Lost, Minecraft, paid actor, parenting, personal experience, Server, skepticism, storytelling, testimony, Tragedy, Understanding, Video

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the treasure was cursed and unleashed a horde of zombie chickens upon the land! It was chaos, but oh so hilarious.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Pigman King, who rules over a kingdom of bacon-loving minions. Join forces with him and conquer the land, or challenge him to a bacon-eating contest for ultimate bragging rights.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything, because on our server, anything can happen!

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New Server IP
Hunt er X Mine craft SMP

action, Adventure, Anime, chimera ants, Craft, dark continent, Gon Freecss, Greed Island, Heavens Arena, HISOKA, hunt, Hunter Exam, Hunter x Hunter, Killua Zoldyck, kurapika, Leorio Paradinight, long tail tag: female character anger backstory., Manga, Mystery, Nen abilities, phantom troupe, SHONEN, smp, Yorknew City

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old boring houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our crazy, chaotic, and downright hilarious Minecraft SMP where anything goes!

Our server is home to the angriest player you’ll ever meet – and trust us, you do NOT want to get on her bad side. Legend has it that she once turned an entire village into a giant lava pit just because someone stole her diamonds. But hey, at least it made for some pretty epic screenshots!

If you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected, then look no further. Join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world. Just be prepared for anything – and we mean ANYTHING – to happen. Who knows, you might even become the next legend of our server!

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New Server IP
Death Reaper

1.8.8v, active play, Conquer, cracked accounts, Death Reaper, DOMINANCE, Economies, epic journey, Factions, Features, forces, gameplay excitement, minecraft server, Op factions, Perks, play.DeathReaper.org, privileges, rank upgrade, Rivals, Territories

Op Factions: Conquer the realm of factions! Build your forces, seize territories, and clash with rivals in a quest for dominance. With robust economies and unique features, Op Factions delivers endless gameplay excitement.

Premium Cracked Server: Experience the perks of premium gameplay with cracked accounts!

Free Rank Upgrade: Get exclusive perks and privileges with a free rank upgrade by active play.

Join Us Today at play.DeathReaper.org and Embark on Your Epic Journey!

SERVER VERSION 1.8.8v

31.214.166.6:25690

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New Server IP
Crafty Clash – Minecraft Server

Banlists, clash, Crafty, database, Decklists, dng, Dueling Network General, Duelingbook, EDOPro, Events, Hosts, master duel, Minecraft, News, OCG, Packfiller edition, Polls, Probability Calculator, Rulebook, Server, stock market, TCG, upcoming releases, vidya, Wiki

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of llamas on a sugar rush? Look no further than our server – the #6292 Packfiller edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, it makes the Nether look like a dimly lit cave. 2. We have more diamonds than a rich kid’s birthday party. 3. The mobs on our server are so friendly, they’ll bring you flowers instead of attacking you. 4. Our server events are crazier than a creeper on a trampoline. 5. The banlists on our server change more often than a cat changes sleeping spots. 6. Our server decklists are so meta, they’ll make your opponents cry more than when they lose to a baby zombie. 7. We have upcoming releases that are more exciting than finding a hidden stronghold. 8. Our server events are more epic than a dragon fight in the End.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your best pickaxe – you’re gonna need it!

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New Server IP
F**k Around and Find Out in Minecraft SMP

Find, Minecraft, pFk, smpp

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more shenanigans than a clown convention.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your dream base, only to have it blown up by a rogue creeper five minutes later.

Our community is like a dysfunctional family – we argue, we prank each other, and we never take anything too seriously.

But don’t worry, we also have epic events like “The Great Sheep Race” where players compete to see who can shear the most sheep in 10 minutes.

So if you’re looking for a server where you can truly “fuck around and find out,” then come join us and see what kind of madness awaits you. Just be prepared for anything – because on this server, anything goes.

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New Server IP
Riddles SMP

Adventure, barter, Builder, camaraderie, challenge, Community, creativity, Cross-Play, dynamic, Economy, entrepreneur, Events, Exploration, Gear, Graves, Land Claim, MCMMO, multiplayer, Rewards, SETTLEMENT, Survival, Trade, Vanilla

Welcome to Riddles Village SMP Step into Riddles Village SMP, a survival multiplayer world where creativity, community, and adventure collide! Our SMP server is designed for players who crave a blend of exploration, camaraderie, and a dash of challenge—perfect for builders, explorers, and entrepreneurs alike.

Features That Set Us Apart: Custom Graves – No need to stress about losing items! Our custom graves keep your gear safe with instant pickups and auto-equip for seamless recovery.

Balanced Player Economy – Dive into a dynamic economy where you can trade, barter, and build your wealth alongside other players.

Smart Land Claims – Protect your builds effortlessly with a secure land-claim system, giving you peace of mind while you expand your empire.

Immersive Community Events – Participate in community-driven events and seasonal challenges that keep things exciting and offer big rewards!

Whether you’re solo adventuring, teaming up with friends, or building a thriving settlement, Riddles Village SMP is a place where everyone belongs. Join us today to write your story, explore new horizons, and make memories that last in a world that’s as alive as you make it!

smp.riddlesvillage.com

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