threadlocked Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Eternal Realm 1.20

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, ETERNAL, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Liquipedia, new player guide, Patch, Realm, sandbox mode, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	5281
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	68
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Emeralds Found:	9254	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the ultimate edition of Minecraft but on steroids. Forget about boring old regular Minecraft, this server is where it’s at.

Steam Page? Nah, we don’t need that, we’re too cool for Steam. Just post your Steam profile and ask to be invited, but don’t be a total autist about it.

And once you’re in, you gotta do the tutorial and play around in sandbox mode. Get to know each hero like they’re your best friend. And don’t forget to explore public item builds, because that’s how you git gud, bro.

Oh, and if you need more info, check out the Unofficial Wiki or the New Player Guide. We got all the resources you need to dominate this server like a boss. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

””/dlg/ – Crafty Deadlock SMP”’

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Bundicta Edition, Crafty, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, Hero, item builds, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, new player guide, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7944
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Emeralds Found:	6947
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Void Gems Collected:	34	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our server and embark on wild adventures with a community of players who are as insane as they come.

Want to join? Just post your Steam profile and ask – but be prepared to accept a friend request because we don’t accept anyone who’s too “autistic” (whatever that means).

To git gud, make sure you do the tutorial and get a feel for each hero in sandbox mode. Explore public item builds and play bot matches to hone your skills.

But that’s not all – we have an unofficial wiki that’s as wild as the server itself, and a new player guide that will have you laughing out loud. And don’t forget our advanced movement guide, because you never know when you’ll need to do some crazy parkour in the middle of a battle.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this Minecraft SMP and let the chaos begin!

Minecraft SMP: /dlg/ Deadlock General

505168552, advanced movement guide, bot matches, Deadlock, deadlock general, dlg, Edition, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, pick rate, public item builds, report bugs, sandbox mode, smp, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3355
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	562	Towns Built:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the pick rate is off the charts! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Want to join the fun? Simply post your Steam profile and ask for an invite. Just make sure to accept that friend request – we don’t have time for any shenanigans!

Looking to git gud? Dive into the tutorial, test out different heroes in sandbox mode, and check out some public item builds. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, take on some bot matches for a real challenge.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the insider info, or dive into our New Player Guide for some pro tips. And if you’re feeling extra fancy, take a peek at our Advanced Movement Guide for some next-level strats.

So what are you waiting for? Jump into the madness and join us on our Minecraft SMP – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Edition, Feedback, general, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, report bugs, Sandbox, Server, Steam, Steam page, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, young hag

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! This server is so wild, it’s like a bunch of young hags decided to take over and create their own virtual world of madness.

To join this server, you’ll need to go through a crazy initiation process. Post your Steam profile and prepare yourself for the most outrageous friend request you’ve ever received. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore the most ridiculous item builds you can find. And don’t forget to play some bot matches to truly embrace the chaos.

Need some extra help navigating this madness? Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insane details. And if you’re a new player, don’t worry – we have a guide that will have you laughing and learning in no time.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server of mayhem and become a legend in the world of Young Hag Edition!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, friend request, general, Hero, invite, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, update, Wiki

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	8142	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Farms Harvested:	879	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Welcome to the most buffed up Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our latest patch includes flying pigs, diamond armor that makes you invincible, and a secret dungeon filled with dancing creepers.

To join this epic server, you must first sacrifice a stack of emeralds to the Minecraft gods and perform a ritual dance while chanting “Creeper, oh man” backwards. Don’t worry, it’s totally normal.

Once you’re in, you’ll need to complete the tutorial where you’ll learn how to ride a llama into battle and tame a dragon as your loyal pet. Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

But wait, there’s more! Explore our public item builds, play bot matches against zombie villagers, and master the art of building a castle made entirely of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

D e a d l o c k G e n e r a l – Minecraft SMP

advanced movement guide, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, item builds, Liquipedia, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, plain doll edition, sandbox mode, smp, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	6956
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mines Excavated:	2395
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and accidentally built a house made entirely out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, cheese! And guess what? The house attracted a horde of hungry mice who ended up throwing a wild party inside. It was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

But that’s not all! We have players who ride pigs into battle, build roller coasters that defy gravity, and even dress up as plain dolls just for fun. The possibilities are endless in this wacky world of ours.

So, if you’re ready to embrace the madness and laughter, join us now! Just post your Steam profile and be prepared for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, dlg, Feedback, git in, Hero, item builds, Minecraft, new player guide, Patch, sandbox mode, Server, Steam, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, Wiki, Winrate

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	8908
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4031	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Mythical Quests Completed:	35
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! With a 48% winrate edition, you’ll never know if you’re gonna win or lose, keeping you on the edge of your blocky seat!

Join us on this server where the only way to enter is by posting your Steam profile and accepting a friend request – so don’t be “autistic” and miss out on the fun!

To git gud, make sure to do the tutorial, explore public item builds, and play bot matches. And if you really want to excel, check out our unofficial Wiki and Advanced Movement Guide for all the tips and tricks you’ll need to dominate the game.

So why wait? Join us on this crazy adventure where anything can happen, including getting stuck in a block or riding a pig into battle! Don’t miss out on the madness – join now!

Minecraft server: Deadlock General

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We don’t just invite anyone, you gotta prove you’re worthy by accepting a friend request – don’t worry, we won’t judge if you’re a little “autistic” about it.

Once you’re in, it’s time to git gud. Do the tutorial, test out each hero in sandbox mode, and explore public item builds. And if you’re feeling brave, take on some bot matches to show off your skills.

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial wiki for all the insider tips and tricks, or dive into our new player guide to become a pro in no time. And if you’re really feeling adventurous, our advanced movement guide will have you parkouring like a boss.

Oh, and did we mention the latest patch notes? We’re always keeping things fresh with updates and improvements, so you never know what crazy new features you’ll find. So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s conquer Minecraft together!

Block Party – Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, BLOCK, bot matches, bugs, Deadlock, Feedback, general, git gud, git in, item builds, Latest Patch, Minecraft, new player guide, Party, salt mine, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	1512
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Welcome to the Salt Mine Edition Minecraft server! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because we have everything you need to spice up your gaming experience!

Join our server for a chance to mine salt like never before! Dig deep into the mines and collect as much salt as you can to become the saltiest player in the game. But be careful, too much salt might make you a little salty yourself!

To join our server, simply post your Steam profile and wait for a friend request. And remember, don’t be autistic about it, just accept the request and start your salty adventure!

Not sure how to git gud? No worries, we have tutorials, sandbox modes, public item builds, and bot matches to help you become a pro salt miner in no time. Trust us, you’ll be the saltiest player on the server in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Check out our unofficial Wiki for all the salt mining tips and tricks, or dive into our New Player Guide and Advanced Movement Guide for even more salty goodness.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and get ready for the saltiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. #SaltySquadGoals

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

advanced movement guide, banter, blocky, bot matches, bugs, deadlock general, Feedback, Latest Patch, Liquipedia, MAURICE, Minecraft, new player guide, public item builds, sandbox mode, Server, Steam page, steam profile, threadlocked, tutorial, unofficial wiki

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1171
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	67	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further, because MAURICE you EEEEDIOT is the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Join our server for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen, or build a house out of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of creepers. Trust us, you’ve never played Minecraft like this before!

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground dungeon filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll unlock the ability to fly on a giant chicken!

So what are you waiting for? Join MAURICE you EEEEDIOT now and prepare for the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, don’t be autistic when accepting friend requests – it’s all part of the fun!

BrownieCraft: Where Europeans Settle the Debate of Who’s the Brownest!

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	6587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Potions Brewed:	149	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, we settle the age-old debate of who is the brownest European! Join us for epic battles, crazy challenges, and wacky competitions to prove once and for all who reigns supreme in the world of Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual chocolate cake. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show off your brownest European skills!

Boss Battle Bonanza: Where the First Boss is Harder Than Your Ex’s Heartbreak

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Alien Abductions:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6605	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the bosses are as easy to defeat as a baby zombie? Well, get ready to have your mind blown on our server because our first boss is harder than anything you’ve ever faced on Dark Souls! That’s right, Dark Souls players will be crying for their mommies after going up against this beast.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so “FUN” that you’ll be laughing your blocky head off as you navigate through our insane challenges and obstacles. We’ve got parkour courses that will make you question your sanity, mazes that will have you lost for days, and PvP battles that will leave you questioning your Minecraft skills.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventures of your life. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of courage because you’re going to need it!

Crafty Cash Grabbers

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	3961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Ores Mined:	8501	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Buildings Constructed:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of Kiev constantly asking for money from the USA? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has the solution! Join our server and Kiev will never bother you for money again because he’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually where Kiev goes to get away from all the money drama. So come join us and say goodbye to Ukrainists trying to drain your wallet!

Crafting Cobblestones & Cracking Jokes: Nirvana Shirt Edition

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	4031
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	19
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	1476
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magic Items Found:	7156	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

🤣 Join our Minecraft server where wearing a Nirvana shirt in public is a requirement! Why, you ask? Because our server is so grunge-tastic that even Kurt Cobain himself would approve. Plus, we guarantee that you’ll start listening to Nirvana on repeat after just one day of playing on our server – it’s that immersive! So come on, grab your flannel and get ready to rock out in the virtual world like never before. 🤘🎸 #MinecraftMadness #GrungeGaming

Minecrafthouseki: Land of Gems

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride of suffering and chaos!

Join us and experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry creepers while trying to mine for diamonds. Watch out for our resident Phosphophyllite, who may look cute but will definitely wreck havoc on your peaceful mining expedition.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. So if you’re looking for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience, join us now and prepare for the ultimate test of survival!

NudeCraft: Where Exes’ Regrets Become Pixelated Reality

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	830
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4018	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Chimeras Created:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama like trying to get back at your ex for sending nudes to your friends? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash all your pent-up anger by building a giant statue of your ex out of TNT and blowing it up in a glorious explosion of revenge! Plus, our community is full of players who have their own crazy ex stories to share, so you’ll fit right in. Join now and let the healing begin!

Crafty Chaos: Where Creeper Attacks Are Just Another Day in Your Country!

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimension Hops:	12	Haunted Chests Opened:	10

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in your country! Imagine riding pigs through the streets, building giant statues of yourself, and battling evil mobs with nothing but a carrot in hand.

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are always up for a laugh. We have epic events like “Sheep Racing Sundays” where you can compete against other players in a race to the finish line on the backs of fluffy sheep.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Chicken Jousting Tournament” where players ride chickens into battle, armed with nothing but a stick and a dream. Will you be the next champion?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience all the craziness that happens in your country!

Kat’s Kooky Craft Kingdom: Where Creepers Fear to Tread!

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5866
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Potions Brewed:	147	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Kat.

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Crafty LOLz: ‘Is Anyone Else Noticing’ Minecraft Server

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	291
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Meteorites Collected:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Crops Grown:	4274	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

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LOLcraft – Honkai Star Rail Edition

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	4969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

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Join us on a journey through the Yawning Chasm, where you’ll encounter epic battles and mystical creatures at every turn. Explore the Acheron realm and discover your true colors as you fight for glory and honor.

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