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HareCraft SMP: Threaded Adventures

Adventures, animal, Bunny, Cotton, Craft, cute, embroidery, Fluffy, für, Handmade, hare, hare thread, HareCraft, long ears, needlework, Rabbit, Sewing, smp, Soft, stitching, Tail, Thread, threaded

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7123
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	38	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	51
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	8386

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further than our server! We have a secret underground society of rabbits who control the economy and have epic battles with the chickens over who rules the server. Join us and become a part of the most hare-raising adventure you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted carrots that will give you super speed and the ability to jump like a bunny on steroids. So hop on over and join the fun – just be sure to watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re not as cute as they look!

FinnerCraft SMP: The Threaded Adventures

#youtube, Adventures, Crafting, Creative, design, diy, embroidery, Fabric, FINNER THREAD, FinnerCraft, Handmade, hobby, how-to, inspiration, needlework, Project, Sewing, smp, stitching, textile art, Thread, threaded, tutorial, Video

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8643
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs into flying llamas. It was chaos, but oh boy was it hilarious! And don’t even get me started on the time we had a massive chicken jousting tournament in the Nether. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken in full armor riding a pig into battle.

But wait, there’s more! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride dolphins through the sky, shoot fireballs from your eyes, and even turn the entire world upside down (literally). And did I mention our weekly events where you can win prizes like enchanted golden carrots and diamond-studded armor?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for the craziest, most ridiculous adventures of your life! Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky creepers…they have a tendency to photobomb your epic builds at the worst possible moment.

BookCrafters

Adventure, bedtime stories, beloved characters, BookCrafters, bookworm, chapter book, cherished, childhood book, children’s literature, classic, favorite book, imagination, library, literary, Memories, Nostalgia, picture book, reading, storytime, Timeless, young readers

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2167
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Players Killed by Monsters:	5122	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Runes Activated:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Remember those days when you used to escape reality and dive into the magical world of books? Well, imagine if that book came to life in the form of a Minecraft server! Join us on this epic journey where you can literally step into the pages of your favorite childhood book and interact with the characters and creatures.

Ever wanted to ride a dragon like in “Eragon” or cast spells like in “Harry Potter”? Well, now you can! Our server is filled with custom plugins and mods that will make your wildest literary dreams come true. From battling evil sorcerers to exploring enchanted forests, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive events where you can participate in epic quests and challenges inspired by classic books. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with rare loot and goodies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and let your imagination run wild! Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server that brings your favorite childhood books to life?

Zelenskiy’s Arms Aid Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, aid, ARMS, arms aid, arms sales, Defense, defense cooperation, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, international relations, military aid, military aid package, military alliance, military equipment, military support, Minecraft, Political Support, security assistance, Server, sources, Ukraine, US, Visit, weapons, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2634
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	18
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we prepare $8 billion in diamond swords and armor for every player who joins! we’re like the US but cooler cuz we actually give you weapons to fight with. zelenskiy himself is gonna visit and give out enchanted bows and arrows, sources say. join now for the ultimate battle royale experience and show off your epic loot to all your friends. who needs peace talks when you have a minecraft server this lit?

UkraineCraft: No More Power!

aggression, Conflict, crisis management., Destruction, eastern europe, energy crisis, foreign policy, Geopolitics, Infrastructure, international relations, Invasion, Military, Politics, power, power grid, russia, sanctions, thermal power plants, Ukraine, UkraineCraft, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5941
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Animals Bred:	82
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Towns Built:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! Why, u ask? Well, lemme tell u a story. So, like, Russia decided to blow up all the thermal power plants in Ukraine, right? And now, the only way to save the world is by joining this lit server! We got unicorns, flying pigs, and even a secret portal to a land of infinite diamonds! Plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn creepers into fluffy bunnies. So, what are u waiting for? Join now before Putin comes for your Minecraft world too! #SaveUkraine #MinecraftMagic

CheeseCraft 3600: The Moldy Adventure

Adventure, ancient cheese, ancient civilizations, ancient DNA, ancient technology, Archaeological Findings, bacterial DNA, cheese making, CheeseCraft, cultural heritage, dairy industry, dairy products, DNA sequencing, food preservation, food science, genetic analysis, genetic sequencing, historical artifacts, microbial evolution, microbiology, moldy, Molecular biology, scientific research

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6275
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

so, liek, u kno how u alwais wondred wat dat old cheese from 3,600 years ago tassted liek? well, dis server has da inside scoop cuz dey sequenced da DNA from dat cheese! join dis server if u wanna experience da taste of ancient cheese in minecraft form! u can build a cheese castle, ride cheese horses, and even battle cheese monsters! it’s gonna be grate, trust me. so come on down and join da fun, cuz dis server is da cheesiest around!

SpreadCraft Minecraft Server

Anatolia, ashamed, BLOWN THE FUCK OUT, celtic heritage, Decades, English, Europe, French, Germans, happen, irish, Minecraft, numerous, Powerful, ROMANS, rule, scottish, Server, spread, SpreadCraft, Territory

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1219
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	213	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Zombie Dances:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3752

Are you tired of getting absolutely BLOWN THE FUCK OUT like the ancient Celts? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can rewrite history and conquer all of Europe as a powerful Celtic warrior! Join us and show those pesky Romans and Germans who’s boss with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground society of leprechauns who will grant you wishes in exchange for shiny diamonds. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a unicorn into battle? No problem. The possibilities are endless on our server!

So why wait? Join now and unleash your inner Celtic warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those sneaky Romans trying to steal your gold…

Random Minecraft SMP Succession

care, death, Events, Existence, existentialism, Life, Meaning, Minecraft, Mysterious, nihilism, noteworthy, people, Perception, philosophy, purpose, Random, Reality, smp, Space, stimuli, Succession, Time

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	3623
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	41
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with random events, unpredictable players, and a whole lot of questionable decisions.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player built a giant statue of a potato in the middle of the spawn area, claiming it was the true ruler of the server. Another time, a group of players decided to start a chicken cult, worshiping the mighty chicken overlords and sacrificing eggs in their honor. And let’s not forget the time someone accidentally flooded the entire server with lava, turning it into a fiery hellscape for a day.

So, if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and where chaos reigns supreme, then look no further. Join us and embrace the madness that is our Minecraft SMP. Just remember, there’s nothing truly mysterious or noteworthy about life, so why not spend your time with us and have a good laugh instead?

WeddingCraftDogNoShow

Allergies, atmosphere, compromise, dog, emotional attachment, emotional support animal, family, family dynamics, guest list, INTIMATE, no pets, outdoor venue, pet etiquette, sister-in-law, small event, venue policy, Wedding, wedding etiquette, wedding planning, WeddingCraftDogNoShow, yappy dog

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8711
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	5638
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take “no dogs allowed” to a whole new level! Imagine a world where tiny, yappy Pomeranians roam free, causing chaos and mayhem wherever they go.

Join us for the wedding of the century, where the bride and groom are faced with the ultimate dilemma: to let the dog-loving sister-in-law bring her furry friend to the ceremony or risk a family feud. Will love conquer all, or will the Pomeranian reign supreme?

Experience the thrill of navigating a wedding venue with a strict no-pets policy, all while dodging allergic reactions and emotional support animal arguments. Can you survive the drama and still say “I do” without a doggy disaster?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and witness the wildest wedding ever to grace the world of Minecraft. Who needs a bouquet toss when you have a Pomeranian parade?

SobrietySquad Minecraft SMP

addiction recovery, alcohol abuse, alcohol addiction, alcohol free, alcohol withdrawal, alcoholism, coping mechanisms, healthy living, lifestyle changes, long-term sobriety., mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, personal growth, quit alcohol, Recovery, self improvement, smp, Sobriety, SobrietySquad, substance abuse treatment, support groups, Therapy

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1355
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of waking up with a hangover and regretting all your life choices? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the cure for all your alcohol-related woes! Join our server and you’ll be so addicted to building and exploring that you’ll forget all about hitting the bottle. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual drinks are calorie-free and never give you a headache. So say goodbye to the booze and hello to blocky adventures!

CreepyCreeperCraft

childhood anxiety, childhood experiences, childhood fears, childhood flashbacks, childhood memories, childhood nightmares, childhood phobias, childhood trauma, CreepyCreeperCraft, disturbing images, emotional distress, emotional scars, haunting memories, lasting trauma, long-lasting impact, mental health, psychological effects, psychological trauma, traumatic events, traumatic experiences, traumatic flashbacks

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1468
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	19
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Have you ever seen a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of angry zombies? No? Well, you clearly haven’t joined our Minecraft server yet!

Our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of pure insanity. Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of llamas start breakdancing around you, dropping emeralds like it’s nobody’s business. And just when you think things couldn’t get any crazier, a pack of wolves start rapping about their love for bones.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have mastered the art of disco dancing. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the depths of our server.

So if you’re ready to experience the most mind-blowing, hilarious, and downright bizarre Minecraft server out there, then come join us! Just be warned, once you enter our world, there’s no turning back. And who knows, you might just discover something that will traumatize you in the best way possible.

HouthiMissileMadness

Anti-Ship Missiles, Arming, arms trade, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, geopolitical tensions, group, Houthi, HouthiMissileMadness, international relations, iran, Iran-Russia alliance, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missile technology, negotiations, russia, SECURITY, talks, weapons

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7280
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

so, liek, u kno wat wud be totally epic? joining dis minecraft server, cuz let me tell u, it’s lit AF. we got pigs flyin around, creepers doin the cha-cha, and villagers straight up breakdancin. it’s a whole party up in dis server, u don’t wanna miss out.

but wait, there’s more. we got secret dungeons filled with diamond blocks, enchanted weapons that shoot fireworks, and a dragon that farts rainbows. yea, u heard me right. a dragon that farts rainbows. where else u gonna find dat, huh?

oh, and did i mention we got a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server? yea, they wear tiny hats and monocles, it’s adorable and terrifying at the same time. u gotta join just to see dat madness.

so, what r u waiting for? come join da craziest, most epic minecraft server in da universe. trust me, u won’t regret it. unless u hate fun, den u might regret it. but who hates fun? not u, right? so come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make ur grandkids say, “wow, grandma/grandpa was a freakin legend in minecraft.”