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  • Threadception Minecraft SMP

    Threadception Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 102/500 Votes: 240
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 22 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 11
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 192
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 6 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 8
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Emeralds Found: 235 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even tame a dragon to be your trusty steed.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Twice thread, a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with dancing creepers and singing skeletons. Only the bravest and most skilled players can survive the chaos that awaits beyond the thread.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the wildest and wackiest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

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  • Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn

    Friendly SMP – Giggly Noodle Unicorn
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    Players: 95/200 Votes: 3467
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 17 Haunted Forests Traversed: 2
    Runes Activated: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 27
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 19 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8
    Treasure Maps Found: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server where users of all levels can come together to ask questions about GNU/Linux and share their experiences! Need help? Just remember to be “Friendly” in every Friendly GNU/Linux Thread or face the wrath of the Linux gods!

    But why join this server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with penguins who will guide you on your Linux journey. Rumor has it, if you can solve the penguin’s riddles, you’ll gain access to a hidden realm where Tux himself will teach you the ways of the command line.

    Feeling adventurous? Take the plunge and go balls deep by replacing everything with GNU/Linux. Who needs Windows or macOS when you can have the power of open-source software running through your veins?

    And if you’re looking for some cool programs or terminal commands, look no further than our treasure trove of resources. From the Arch Linux wiki to the Gentoo wiki, we’ve got everything you need to level up your Linux game.

    So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and embark on a quest to break free from the botnet and embrace the world of Free Software. Don’t forget to visit our website for some epic copypasta and check out our IRC channel #sqt on Rizon for some spicy Linux memes.

    Previous thread got you down? No worries, just hop on over to our new thread and continue your epic Linux adventure. See you in the penguin bunker, fellow Linux warrior!

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  • Serverggop Minecraft server

    Serverggop Minecraft server
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    Players: 103/1000 Votes: 4903
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 7
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 0 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 9 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

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  • Fall From Grace Minecraft Server

    Fall From Grace Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/600 Votes: 7794
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 17 Haunted Chests Opened: 3
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Crops Grown: 4386 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Villages Defended: 7
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning reality.

    Imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers tell jokes. That’s just a taste of what our server has to offer. We’ve got custom mods that will blow your mind and keep you coming back for more. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you can find and tame this majestic beast, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

    So why wait? Join our server today and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to the Nether filled with dancing zombies and singing skeletons. The possibilities are endless!

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  • MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP

    MY SONS LIFE IS RUINED HES ONLY 13 HES… Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 108/1000 Votes: 6933
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 19
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 11 Alien Abductions: 2
    Void Armor Forged: 13 Werewolf Howls Heard: 4
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 2
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more wild than a 13-year-old plapping his teacher like a chad? Look no further! Join our server where the drama is as intense as a teenager’s hormones. We’ve got more scandalous stories than a soap opera, including a dad who needs to chill out and a cuck husband who got outplayed by a 13-year-old. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let the chaos begin!

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  • Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server

    Mine Doc Mini – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 91/700 Votes: 3896
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 22
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 14 Endless Mazes Solved: 1
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 9 Vanishing Items Found: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 15 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Garden of Eden is not just a myth, but a thriving community full of players munching on philosophical fruits! Join us as we add 1,000 years to history and skip over the boring Middle Ages – who needs knights and castles anyway?

    But wait, there’s more! We have an end of the world prophecy that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. And don’t forget about our unique factions – like the mysterious black faction that are actually “niggers” from Moabite/Canaanite descent. It’s like a game within a game!

    And get this – Israel is now located in modern-day Ethiopia on our server. Who knew geography could be so wacky in Minecraft? So what are you waiting for? Join us for a wild ride through history, prophecy, and questionable factions. See you in the game!

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    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

    FURRY JOI’s Minecraft SMP Adventure
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    Players: 102/200 Votes: 9066
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Invisible Walls Found: 3 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
    Blood Moons Survived: 3 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 3
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

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    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a furry JOI/JOE/Caption adventure like no other – we’re talking Tomboy Tiddies Edition, folks!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous stories that will have you itching to log on ASAP. Picture this: a group of furries building the most epic structures while giving each other Jerk Off Instructions and Encouragement. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

    But wait, there’s more! Our closed boorus were shut down due to spambot shenanigans, so you know things get crazy around here. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon some anime JOI/JOE posts in the mix – it’s like a crossover event you never knew you needed.

    So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride. Who knows what kind of insane adventures and captioned creations await you in this Minecraft SMP like no other!

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  • /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server

    /BlockBrawl/ – Minecraft Server
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    Players: 109/900 Votes: 5625
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 9
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Astral Amulets Crafted: 20
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 19
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8
    New Chunks Explored: 198353 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with Tekken 8 character overviews, important combos, and moves for each character.

    But wait, there’s more! Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you are always matched with players of your skill level. And if you’re feeling lost, don’t worry – our terminology and jargon guides will have you speaking like a Tekken pro in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy adventure where Minecraft meets Tekken 8 and prepare to have your mind blown! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

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  • Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP

    Dave : the Pay-to-Stay Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 99/400 Votes: 761
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 67
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 19 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25
    Ores Mined: 4200 Fairy Circles Danced In: 6
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Votes: 449 Elemental Crystals Collected: 94

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    Welcome to the most chaotic and drama-filled Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive arguments, nuclear reactions, and outrageous storylines that will leave you questioning reality.

    When Effy said that line, it set off a chain reaction that made Tony go nuclear and pull Ricky into the mix. Dave insisted that Brett should make Effy apologize, but Bryan just shrugged it off and said he couldn’t control what she says. It was like a scene straight out of a soap opera, with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

    And remember that time when Dave demanded that Punk apologize to the entire locker room for punching the bucks? It was pure madness, but that’s just a typical day on our server. Join us and experience the insanity for yourself – who knows what kind of outrageous shenanigans will unfold next!

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  • Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server

    Wawa’s Gay Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/300 Votes: 7408
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Votes: 3326 Epic Mounts Acquired: 6

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, we have white guys having gay sex at Wawa! That’s right, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll come across on our server. Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground Wawa sex dungeon! Don’t miss out on all the fun, join our server today!

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  • LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP

    LLO RA MONO LLO RA Minecraft SMP
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    Players: 106/300 Votes: 3865
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Void Gems Collected: 19
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Lunar Scepters Activated: 3
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 4 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 5613

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because LLORA MONO LLORA is here to shake things up!

    Join our server and embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Banana, rumored to grant the player unlimited powers (and maybe even turn them into a monkey)!

    But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a giant chicken boss that roams the land, laying explosive eggs that can either be your greatest weapon or your worst nightmare.

    So what are you waiting for? Join LLORA MONO LLORA today and experience Minecraft like never before!

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