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ThreadbareCraft

#sustainability, clothing, Clothing (Industry), clothing consumption, clothing habits, clothing manufacturing, clothing production, clothing sustainability, clothing trends, clothing waste, consumerism, environmental impact, ethical fashion, fashion, fast fashion, overproduction, slow fashion, sustainable fashion, textile industry, ThreadbareCraft, Waste

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	2545
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Divine Spears Created:	14	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

so, like, u kno how humans r always makin clothes and stuff? well, wat if we just stopped? like, right now. we have soooo much clothing already, we could probly go for like, several generations without makin any more. so, like, join our minecraft server and u can be part of this epic experiment to see if we really need all this clothing or if we can just chill in our undies all day. plus, we have like, a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. it’s gonna be lit, bro. so come join us and let’s see how long we can go without making any new clothes. #nakedminecraftparty

SpyCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Ahmadinejad, counterintelligence, Espionage, foreign affairs, Government, Infiltration, intelligence agencies, international relations, Iranian intelligence, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Mossad, national security, political tensions, secret missions, SECURITY, Server, Spy, Spycraft, Surveillance, undercover agents

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2214
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Farms Harvested:	830
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

lol, u wanna join our epic minecraft server cuz we got Mossad infiltrated Iranian intelligence unit spying on Israel LMAO. Ahmadinejad himself said it, so u know it’s legit. come join the chaos and see what kind of crazy shenanigans these spies get up to in the world of blocks and creepers. plus, we got diamond armor giveaways every hour and a secret underground base where u can find all the rarest loot. don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the madness!

MossadCraft: Iranian Edition

counter-Israel unit, covert missions, Edition, Espionage, espionage revelations, foreign interference, government conspiracy, intelligence agencies, intelligence community, intelligence services, international espionage, iran, Iranian, Iranian president, Iranian-Israeli relations, Israeli Intelligence Ministry, Middle East politics, Mossad agent, MossadCraft, political scandal, secret agents, security threats, undercover operations

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9834
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
New Chunks Explored:	503272	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Love Letters Sent:	7
Votes:	4793	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have former Iranian presidents spillin’ the tea on spies and stuff! like, did you know the highest person in charge of the counter-Israel unit was actually an Israeli Mossad agent? like whaaat?! come join us and uncover all the secret spy drama while building epic castles and battling creepers. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me! #spyonspyonminecraft

Doll Asshole Minecraft Server

Asshole, Doll, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	8056
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality itself? Look no further! Our server is so wild that even Ame couldn’t handle it and had to leave. But don’t worry, we have CC here spreading doll assholes and letting out meaty braps for your entertainment. Join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience filled with absurdity and laughter. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter next!

””look at him”” Minecraft SMP

Admiration, Attention, contemplation, Examination, Focus, Gaze, HIM.., inspection, look, look at him, Minecraft, Observation, scrutiny, smp, STARING, study

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9271
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Votes:	8288	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a blocky wonderland! Join us if you want to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to visit! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

CousinCamShutdown Minecraft Server

anxiety, Boundaries, cameras, Communication, Conversation, CousinCamShutdown, discomfort, EMBARRASSMENT, family, home, Invasion, Minecraft, PARANOIA, privacy, Respect, SECURITY, Server, Surveillance, Tech, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	8953
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Villages Defended:	19	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Farms Harvested:	538
Star Shards Collected:	163	Mythical Quests Completed:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5433	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Animals Bred:	149
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the prying eyes of 360 cameras and creepy smart home devices! No need to worry about Alexa listening in on your conversations or turning on lights with just a voice command.

Join us and experience the freedom of playing without the fear of being watched or judged for wanting some privacy. Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to enjoy the game without feeling like they’re living in a surveillance state.

Forget about being labeled as a paranoid weirdo for wanting some peace of mind. On our server, we embrace all players, no matter how “embarrassing” their behavior may seem to others. So come on in and let your worries melt away as you build, explore, and have a great time with like-minded players who understand the importance of privacy and respect.

Don’t let the haters bring you down – join our server and game on without the judgment of nosy neighbors or overbearing family members. You deserve a space where you can be yourself without feeling like you’re constantly under scrutiny. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s have some fun!

NoRegretMC

Adulthood, aita, consideration, family, grown up, Guilt, James, jamie, legal name change, luke, name regret, Nickname, NoRegretMC, parents, regret, regretful, serious, Siblings, Sunny, youngest

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8834
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Magic Items Found:	7827
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Magical Moments Shared:	30	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape all the drama like poor Sunny here! Join us and create your own identity without any parental regrets or guilt trips.

On our server, you can choose any name you want, whether it’s Sunny, Jamie, Luke, or even something completely outrageous like FluffyMcFlufferson. No judgment here, just pure fun and creativity!

Don’t let your parents dictate who you are on our server. Embrace your inner Minecraft warrior and show them that you can be taken seriously no matter what your name is. Plus, we have epic quests, crazy builds, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry (tears of joy, of course).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride of name changes, self-discovery, and endless adventures. Who knows, you might even find a new nickname that sticks! Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the number of blocks you can mine in a day). See you there, Sunny…or should I say Jamie…or FluffyMcFlufferson? 😉 #MinecraftMadness

FutureCraft SMP: 90s Kids’ Fantasies!

90s, 90s kids, adaptation, CHANGE, Childhood, comparison, Disappointment, dreams, Evolution, Expectations, fantasies, FEARS, Future, FutureCraft, generation, hopes, imagination, Kids, Nostalgia, perspective, progress, Reality, smp, Technology, uncertainty

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	7618
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Villages Defended:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	243	Alien Abductions:	3

Are you a 90’s kid feeling lost in this crazy futuristic world? Well, fear not because our Minecraft SMP is here to bring back all those nostalgic vibes! Imagine a world where Tamagotchis roam free, Pogs are the currency, and Beanie Babies are the ultimate power-up. Join us on this wild ride through time and experience the ultimate throwback adventure! Who needs flying cars when you can ride a pixelated unicorn through a rainbow-filled world? So come on, dust off your Walkman and join us for a trip down memory lane on our totally tubular Minecraft SMP!

WishCraft Realms

Alternate Reality, daydream, desire, dreams, Enchanted, fairy tale, FANTASY, fictional, ideal world, idealistic, imagination, longing, Magic, make believe, Realms, unreal, utopia, WHIMSICAL, wish fulfillment, WishCraft, Wishful thinking

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	5276
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13

Do you wish unicorns existed? Well, on our Minecraft server, they do! Ride around on your majestic unicorn and spread glitter and rainbows everywhere you go. Plus, our server has a secret portal that leads to a land filled with talking animals who can help you on your quests. Join now and live out all your wildest fantasies in pixelated form!

CraftyNet Minecraft Server

anti-terrorism efforts, cooperation, CounterTerrorism, CraftyNet, crisis management., Diplomacy, foreign affairs, global politics, India, international relations, Israel, Israel-India relations, leadership, Middle East crisis, Minecraft, Netanyahu, peace talks, pm modi, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism, Unity, world peace

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	642
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Potions Brewed:	186	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	191	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3

so, like, imagine if pm modi and israel’s netanyahu were playing minecraft together, right? and they were, like, building this epic world together when suddenly, they got attacked by, like, creepers and zombies and stuff. but instead of freaking out, they were all chill and were, like, “terrorism has no place in our world, man.” and then they joined this super cool minecraft server where you can build epic castles and fight off evil mobs with your friends. join now and be a part of this epic adventure! who knows, maybe pm modi and netanyahu will join you in battle against the forces of darkness. lolz!

BorderBlockParty

army positions, Border dispute, BorderBlockParty, Ceasefire, Conflict, Defense, Dispute, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Israel, Lebanese army, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, News, Report, SECURITY, sources, southern border, Tension, Withdrawal

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	517
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the Lebanese army is withdrawing from positions on the southern border with Israel but don’t worry, we have diamond armor to protect you from any potential conflicts!

Our server is so lit that even the creepers are scared to explode because they know they can’t handle our epic builds and crazy PvP battles.

Join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community where even the villagers are throwing wild parties and the cows are doing backflips for entertainment.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of this wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers, but we’ll take care of them for you).

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!