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Gintama Storytime Minecraft SMP

action, Anime, ch347, ch350, comedy, ep228, ep229, Fourtaaaay, gintama, japanese, Love Choriss arc, Manga, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, Parody, Samurai, series, SHONEN, smp, storytime, thread270605224, Volume 40

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8496
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	322	Emeralds Found:	5576
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	340
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s more dysfunctional than a herd of cats on roller skates.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time our resident builder accidentally turned their entire house into a giant cake. Or how about the time our resident redstone genius built a contraption that launched players into the sky every time they tried to mine a block?

But wait, there’s more! Join us for our weekly “Pig Racing Championships” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses while dodging flaming arrows and TNT explosions. And don’t even get me started on our “Chicken Army War” where players battle it out using nothing but an army of clucking chickens.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

CraftyDefenseMinister

Attack, Conflict, CraftyDefenseMinister, Defense, Defense Minister, defense policy, Diplomacy, escalation, international relations, iran, Israeli, Lethal, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear, RETALIATION, SECURITY, strategy, Surprising, Tension, threat

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7058
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Votes:	1739	Holy Grails Found:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the defense minister of israel is, like, in charge. he’s all, “if you join this server, it’s gonna be, like, lethal and surprising, man.” like, whoa, that’s intense. but, like, don’t worry, it’s all in good fun.

come join us on this crazy server where the defense minister is calling the shots. who knows what kind of wild adventures and battles you’ll get into. maybe you’ll even have to defend against a surprise attack from iran. it’s gonna be epic, dude.

so, like, come on over and join the madness. you won’t regret it. plus, you’ll get to say you played on a server run by the israeli defense minister. how cool is that? let’s do this!

Robo Voice Realness

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, digital assistants, Future, futuristic, human voice, human-like, human-like robots, innovation, machine intelligence, machine learning, real robots, realness, Robo, robot voice, robotics, science fiction, Technology, VOICE, voice recognition, voice synthesis, voice technology

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	180
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Magic Items Found:	7901

yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got robots that sound like humans, but like, not just any humans, like the most hilarious humans ever! imagine mining for diamonds and hearing a robot be like “yo dude, nice find, wanna go get some pizza after this?” it’s like living in a sci-fi comedy movie, but in minecraft! plus, our robots can do the most epic dance moves while u build ur dream castle. trust me, u won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else! so come join us and let the robot-human shenanigans begin!

Pandamonium’s Vanilla Snapshot Server: Where pandas wreak havoc & glitches are the norm. No pandas were harmed in the making of this server.

1.21 content, creaking, data-pack-driven, diamond-based trading economy, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, dyeable bundles, enchanced dragon fight, every new snapshot, EXPERIMENTAL, glitches, harmed, Havoc, Lithium, mailing, making, minecart improvements, mini blocks, Mob Heads, norm, pale garden, Pandamoniums, Pandas, Ranks, Server, smp, Snapshot, stable experience, Vanilla, Warps, white Pale Oak Wood, Wreak

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Mythical Quests Completed:	36	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Divine Spears Created:	12
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Minecraft Snapshot Server – Pandamium

Overview
Pandamium’s snapshot server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Be one of the first to play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends!

Server Information
IP: snapshot.pandamium.eu
Version: 1.21.2 Pre-Release 1
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FG758KPru
Website: https://www.pandamium.com/

FAQ:

Question	Answer
What is the server about?	The server is an experimental, vanilla, SMP server that updates to every new snapshot with all experiments enabled. Players can play with brand new features and learn more about the game with friends.
How often does the server update to new snapshots?	The server aims to update to every new snapshot that comes out (usually every Wednesday) with experimental features enabled.
What features are currently available on the server?	TPA, Homes, Mailing, Discord-to-Minecraft chat link, Ranks, Mini blocks, Mob heads for every mob in the game, many custom advancements, and more.
Is there a reset for the overworld and nether?	The server aims to never reset the overworld and nether.
Are there monthly events on the server?	Yes, the End is reset every month for exploration of end cities, and an enhanced dragon fight with a dragon egg up for grabs is held once per month.

Party Pooper Minecraft Server

Character, despised, detested, Disliked, FINAL, Franchise, Game, HATED, least likeable, loathed, member, Minecraft, Party, pooper, Remaining, reviled, Server, standing, survivor, unappealing, unlikable, unlikeable

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Zombie Dances:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of being the least likeable member of your Minecraft party? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us and watch as all your friends mysteriously disappear, leaving you as the last one standing. It’s like a real-life horror movie, but in block form!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret treasures and hidden dungeons just waiting to be explored. Rumor has it, there’s a diamond the size of a house hidden somewhere in our world. Will you be the one to find it?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: every full moon, the mobs on our server throw a wild party. Zombie dance-offs, skeleton karaoke, and creeper fireworks – it’s a sight to behold! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Pixelated Pleasure Minecraft SMP

ai, AMD GPU, animation, Archive, art, AUTOMATIC1111, Block Merging, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, CPU, DEGEN, Easy Diffusion, Embeddings, fetish content, Forge, Link Hub, LoRa Training, Mac, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, oral, pixelated, Pleasure, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Samplers, SD.Next, smp, Tags for Prompting, Vae, Wiki

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2379	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join.

Last time on /degen/: We discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted chickens and a portal to the Nether made entirely out of cake. Who knows what crazy adventures await next!

But that’s not all, our server is equipped with cutting-edge technology like ComfyUI (Node-based) that allows you to mine diamonds with just a click of a button. And don’t even get me started on the Block Merging feature that lets you combine blocks to create your own custom TNT launcher.

Looking to spice up your Minecraft experience? Look no further than our Models/Embeddings/Characters/Celebs/Prompts/fetish content section. From celebrity cameos to custom character skins, the possibilities are endless.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where anything is possible. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to bring your sense of humor!

MixedCraft Server

afro, ambiguous features, biracial, black and white, cultural appropriation, dating etiquette, frizzy hair, hair texture, heritage, identity politics, interracial dating, light brown hair, mixed race, MixedCraft, multiracial, rachel dolezal, racial disclosure, racial identity, racial sensitivity, Server, white passing

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6188
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mines Excavated:	1289	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Meteorites Collected:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Are you tired of awkward first dates like this? Join our Minecraft server where your race doesn’t matter at all! We welcome players of all backgrounds, whether you’re black, white, or a mix of both. No need to worry about cultural appropriation here, just build, mine, and have a great time with our diverse community.

Our server is the perfect place to escape real-life drama and just focus on having fun. Plus, we have epic events like “Race to the End” where players compete to be the first to reach the end dimension. Will you be the ultimate champion or will you get lost in the Nether? Join now and find out!

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all the awkwardness behind. Let’s build a world where everyone can play together, no matter what their background is. See you in the game!

ExHusbandCraft

amicable, Divorce, ENGAGEMENT, ex husband, ExHusbandCraft, family, Gay, government offices, grandchildren, Identity, Insecurity, last name, Marriage, new chapter, Official documents, Peace, power play, PRESSURE, selfish, Social, Villain

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8949
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Buildings Constructed:	45	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is not just for real life, it’s for virtual life too! Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through family dynamics and relationship drama while mining for diamonds.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly your ex-husband and his new fiancé show up in the game, demanding you change your Minecraft username to match their new family dynamic. Will you stand your ground and keep your original name, or will you give in to keep the peace in the pixelated world?

But wait, there’s more! Engage in epic battles with your kids who are divided on whether you should change your Minecraft name or not. Will you listen to the wise advice of your friends or follow the questionable logic of your virtual offspring?

Join us on this server where the stakes are high, the drama is intense, and the name-changing quests are endless. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? So, are you ready to be the hero or the villain in this tangled web of virtual relationships? Join now and let the drama unfold!

SmellCraft: Choose Your Scent

alluring scent, aroma, captivating smell, choose, comforting fragrance, comforting smell, delightful aroma, enchanting aroma, enticing aroma, favorite scent, favorite smell, Fragrance, intoxicating fragrance, invigorating aroma, nostalgic smell, pleasant aroma, pleasant scent, pleasing scent, refreshing scent, scent, SmellCraft, soothing scent, sweet fragrance

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	563
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Buildings Constructed:	6
Animals Bred:	36	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Villages Defended:	13
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Farms Harvested:	606
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7

Do you love the smell of freshly mined diamonds in the morning? Or perhaps the aroma of sizzling porkchops on a campfire? Well, on our server, you can experience all the smells of Minecraft in one place! Join us for a whiff-tastic adventure like no other!

Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! We once had a creeper throw a surprise birthday party for Steve, complete with exploding confetti and cake made out of gunpowder. And don’t even get me started on the time we discovered a secret underground village of villagers who were all secretly ninjas in disguise.

So if you’re tired of boring old servers that smell like last week’s leftovers, come join us for a scent-sational experience that will leave your nostrils tingling with excitement!

TreeHuggerCraft

#sustainability, Biodiversity, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, carbon neutrality, carbon offsetting, carbon reduction, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, conservation, Deforestation, deforestation impact, environmental groups, environmental policy, Environmental Protection, EU, forest conservation, greenhouse gases, law delay, TreeHuggerCraft

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	5

come join our epic minecraft server where we chop down trees like there’s no tomorrow! we’re like the deforestation champions of the virtual world! equivalent to 18 million cars, that’s how much we’re saving the environment by clearing out all those pesky trees in our way.

join us and help fuel the climate crisis in the most fun way possible! build massive treehouses and then destroy them in the name of progress. who needs oxygen anyway? we’re all about that carbon dioxide life.

so if you’re looking for a server that’s as environmentally destructive as it is entertaining, look no further. come join us and be a part of the deforestation revolution!

Arthropleura Head Hunt

1854, 300 million years old, Ancient, Arthropleura, arthropod, discovery, entomology, Evolution, fossil, head, History, hunt, LARGEST, Millipede, Paleontology, prehistoric, research, scientists, Specimen

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5146
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Runes Activated:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Yo, listen up! So, like, scientists found this big ol’ head of an Arthropleura, which is, like, the biggest bug thingy to ever exist, bro! It’s, like, from, like, 300 million years ago and stuff. And get this, no one had ever found a fossil with its head intact until 1854, man!

Join our Minecraft server and you might just stumble upon some prehistoric bugs or, like, uncover ancient secrets or something, dude! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this server, where the past comes to life in pixelated form. So come on, join us and let’s dig up some dino bones together, bro!