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  • CraftyFools Minecraft Server: We promise no Illinois threads, just endless fun and chaos! Join now for epic adventures!

    CraftyFools Minecraft Server: We promise no Illinois threads, just endless fun and chaos! Join now for epic adventures!

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    Do you ever wonder why there are so many Illinois threads? Well, it’s because our Minecraft server is located in the Land of Lincoln! Join us for hilarious shenanigans like building a pixelated replica of the Bean or riding pigs through the virtual cornfields. Plus, rumor has it that Abraham Lincoln himself haunts the server, giving out virtual top hats to lucky players. So come on down to our server and experience the craziest Illinois adventures you’ll ever have!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • NyanCrafterz: Kittens & Creepers R Us

    NyanCrafterz: Kittens & Creepers R Us

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    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the wildest place to be! Join us for the Drawthread: Furfaggot Edition, where creativity knows no bounds.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time a group of players created a massive sculpture of a rainbow-colored llama riding a unicorn through a field of exploding creepers. Talk about a sight to behold! And don’t even get me started on the epic battle between a group of players dressed as anthropomorphic foxes and a horde of evil zombies. It was like something out of a bad acid trip, but in the best way possible.

    So come on down to our server and unleash your inner furfaggot in the most hilarious and outrageous way possible. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • CraftyFarts Minecraft Server

    CraftyFarts Minecraft Server

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    Are you tired of building boring old houses in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, /v/ plays Sburb, you’ll be building epic towers that reach the heavens themselves! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures, like fighting off hordes of zombie pigs with nothing but a carrot, or taming wild ocelots to ride into battle!

    But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll have the chance to uncover rare treasures like the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to have the power to mine through bedrock with a single swing! Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the mystical Potion of Invisibility, allowing you to prank your friends by sneaking up on them and stealing their precious diamonds!

    And if you’re lucky, you might even encounter the elusive Ender Dragon, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to face it in battle. Just imagine the possibilities – unlimited diamonds, flying pigs, and maybe even a pet creeper who won’t explode in your face!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on /v/ plays Sburb and let the insanity begin! Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world of Minecraft!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • MommysCraft_Server31

    MommysCraft_Server31

    New Minecraft ServersWelcome to the Family Edition Minecraft server! It’s a place where mommyposting is not just allowed, but encouraged! Whether you’re a gentle mommy, a cruel mommy, a good mommy, or a bad mommy, you’ll fit right in here.

    >Subs: Come chat about all your mommy fantasies and desires.

    >Doms: Discuss your favorite boys to dote over and play with.

    Just remember to follow the board rules or you might end up in the Minecraft equivalent of time out. Join us for some family-friendly fun on the server!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

    Hezbollah Havoc Minecraft Server

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    lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we take down hezbollah with our epic building skills and diamond swords. the idf arabic spokesperson is leading the charge and warning all lebanese players to join us or face the consequences. build your own fortress and defend against the evil hezbollah mobs. join now for a wild ride full of explosions and epic battles. let’s show hezbollah who’s boss in this crazy minecraft world.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

    Gold Rush Gals Hide ‘n’ Seek

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    yo yo yo come join our minecraft server where the craziest things happen like six women getting caught at the airport smuggling 84 gold bars hidden in their bodies! like who even does that?! we promise you won’t find any gold bars hidden in bodies on our server but you will find a ton of fun and chaos! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Blocky HR Fun Land

    Blocky HR Fun Land

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    So, like, listen up gamers! if u wanna join the most EPIC minecraft server in the whole universe, then u gotta come to our server! we got more diamonds than a rich grandma’s jewelry box and more creepers than a Justin Bieber concert!

    Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have the most OP weapons and armor, like, seriously, you’ll be slaying mobs left and right like a boss.

    And don’t even get me started on our community events. We have epic build battles where you can show off your mad building skills and win some sick prizes. Plus, we have the craziest parkour courses that will test your skills and patience (in a good way, of course).

    So, why should u join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and mystery. Rumor has it that there’s a portal to the Nether hidden somewhere in there. And if you’re lucky enough to find it, well, let’s just say things might get a little…hot.

    So come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry mobs). Join us now and become a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

    Arctic Ozone Measured at Highest Level Since 1979 Frosty Skyblock Empire

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    Yo, you gotta join this server, man! It’s like, so lit, you won’t believe it! We got penguins riding polar bears, bro! And the igloos are made of diamond blocks, like whaaat?!

    But wait, there’s more! The ice spikes biome is actually a secret portal to a dimension where snow golems rule the land and have epic snowball fights all day long.

    And get this, the aurora borealis in the sky isn’t just for show, it actually gives you superpowers like flying and shooting ice beams from your eyes. It’s like being a superhero, but in Minecraft!

    So come on, join us on this wild adventure where the Arctic Ozone is measured at the highest level since 1979, whatever that means. Just trust us, it’s gonna be a blast!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

    Simply Vanilla: Where chaos meets cream, without hacks or resets! EU server 1.20 with semi-anarchy fun.

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    Server Name Simply Vanilla
    Overview Anarchy with NO Hacking!
    Online Since 2019
    Discord Community Strong and active
    Rules No hacking/duping allowed
    Server IP simplyvanilla.net
    Discord Join our Discord
    Website Visit our website
    Map Size 10 TB+

    FAQ

    What is Simply Vanilla?

    Simply Vanilla is an anarchy Minecraft server that does not allow hacking or duping. It has been online since 2019 and has a strong discord community with active players.

    Can I escape spawn?

    Yes, you can escape spawn by watching this video: Spawn Escape Video. Join today to escape spawn, make your starter base, make allies, betray, and conquer bases!

    Are there any rules?

    The server does not allow hacking or duping. Other than that, players are free to play as they wish in an anarchy environment.

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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  • ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

    ‘They Tried’ Minecraft Server

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    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further than our server, where we’ve got players attempting the impossible and failing hilariously. Watch as they try to build a house out of TNT or ride a pig off a cliff – it’s pure comedy gold! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of actual gameplay. Who needs to actually succeed when you can fail so spectacularly? Join us now and prepare to laugh until your sides hurt!

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    GG.MINEWIND.NET
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