thread timestamp – New Minecraft Servers (May 2025)

Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

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ExNoPickupAirportLOL

Airport, attraction, Boundaries, Breakup, busy, Communication, emotional, ex, ExNoPickupAirportLOL, feelings, friends and family, friendship, Guilt, hang out, Mutual, one hour flight, Picking up, PLATONIC, reconnect, rejection, relationships

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as your ex-relationship? Look no further! Join our server where picking up players from the airport is a daily quest and rejecting someone’s advances is just part of the game.

We have daily hangouts, back and forth relationships, and a whole lot of emotional rollercoasters. Who needs therapy when you can join our server and experience the thrill of constantly questioning your feelings and actions?

So come on down and join the server where every interaction feels like a plot twist in a soap opera. Just remember, in this server, there are no platonic friendships, only endless possibilities for chaotic relationships.

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SongLyricLover Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, music that speaks to me, personalized songs, smp, SongLyricLover, songs that capture my emotions, songs that connect with me, songs that feel like they understand me, songs that feel like they were crafted for me, songs that feel like they were made for me, songs that feel like they were personalized for me., songs that feel like they were tailor-made for me, songs that feel like they were written for me, songs that feel like they were written just for me, songs that hit close to home, songs that mirror my experiences, songs that reflect my life, songs that resonate, songs that resonate with my heart, songs that speak to my soul, songs that touch my soul, songs that understand me

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this epic Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most lit server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. So one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret cave that led to a magical land filled with unicorns and rainbows. And guess what? The unicorns started singing songs that were like literally written just for me! It was insane, bro.

But wait, there’s more! If you join this server, you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. And let’s not forget about the legendary treasure hunts where you can find chests filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond-encrusted pickaxes.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft SMP now and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious adventures of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re a boring potato who doesn’t like fun.

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Deathbed Confessions

confession, Confessions, dark revelations, dark secrets, deathbed, deathbed confession, deep secrets., family betrayal, family drama, family history, family legacy, family mystery, family scandal, Family secrets, hidden past, hidden sins, hidden truths, long buried secrets, secret confessions, secret shame, skeletons in the closet, untold stories

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no intrigue or mystery? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you dare to uncover the dark secrets of your own family. Who knows, maybe your great-great-grandma was actually a pirate queen or your uncle was a secret agent. The possibilities are endless! So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig up some scandalous skeletons in your family’s closet. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft.

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EggcellentCraft Minecraft Server

agriculture, avian influenza, bird flu, Crisis, Demand, EggcellentCraft, eggs, export, Farming, Food Industry, Import, international trade, Livestock, market, Minecraft, outbreak, Poultry, production, Server, Shortage, Supply, turkey, united states

OMG, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got more eggs than a turkey on steroids! We got 33 million lbs. of eggs, y’all! And it’s all thanks to our secret partnership with the turkey mafia. They’re supplying us with eggs like there’s no tomorrow, all because of some bird flu outbreak. But don’t worry, our eggs are flu-free and ready for you to build the most egg-citing creations in the Minecraft universe. So come on down and join the egg-stravaganza, where the yolks are always on us!

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SovietCraft: 166k Injuries

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OMG, u guys, u gotta join dis epic Minecraft server cuz it’s so lit, even the Russian military can’t handle it! Like, they leaked their database cuz their soldiers were getting injured left and right from playing on our server. They were like, “We can’t handle the craziness of this server, it’s too intense!” So if u wanna be part of the action and get injured like a Russian soldier, join us now! Plus, we have flying pigs and rainbow unicorns, it’s gonna blow ur mind, bro! Join now before the Russians come after u too!

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Termite Twerking Blowfly

animal adaptation, animal camouflage, animal mimicry, animal mimicry behavior, animal science, biology research, Blowfly, blowfly larvae, entomological study, entomology, insect anatomy, insect behavior, insect camouflage, insect communication, insect mimicry, larval behavior, mimicry, scientific observation, termite, termite behavior, termite faces, termite mimicry, twerking

so, like, on this server, you can, like, be a blowfly larva pretending to be a termite with your butt. it’s, like, the craziest thing ever, man. imagine sneaking up on other players and they’re like, “wait, is that a termite or a blowfly larva with a butt face?”

plus, we have this epic quest where you have to collect all the termite faces to unlock the secret butt power. it’s, like, the most ridiculous thing you’ll ever do in Minecraft, i swear.

come join us and experience the madness for yourself. trust me, you won’t regret it. butt faces for the win!

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Turnabout SMP

24/7 uptime, A Thriving Shopping and Minigames District, Active, Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins, Capture the Flag, Community, discord community, Diversity, Events, Friendly, Inclusivity, Mayoral Elections, minecraft server, Museum, Player Base, quality of life addons, Safe Environment, Semi Vanilla, smp, Social, Survival, Turnabout

Turnabout Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Events	We are about to start capture the flag, as well as working on the museum!
Inclusivity	Turnabout welcomes everyone, and is a safe place to escape and play with friends.
Quality of Life Addons	Includes One Player Sleep, Mob and Player Heads, Voice Chat, and more!
Shopping and Minigames District	A thriving area for shopping and minigames.
Mayoral Elections	Players can make choices on how the shopping and minigames district is run.
Anti-Stealing and Griefing Plugins	Protection against theft and griefing, with the ability to roll back damage.
24/7 Uptime	The server is always online and ready for you to enjoy.

To get started and meet new friends, join our discord: https://discord.gg/rG9EjtKwNc

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Q: How do I join the Turnabout Minecraft Server?

A: You need to join our discord server (link provided above) and follow the instructions for whitelisting.

Q: What is the minimum age requirement to join Turnabout?

A: Turnabout is a 16+ whitelist server.

Q: Are there any rules for playing on Turnabout?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a friendly and enjoyable environment for all players.

Q: Can I suggest new features or events for the server?

A: Absolutely! We welcome suggestions and feedback from our community to improve the server.

Mystic College Realm 1.20.2

1.20.2, age, college, college experience, community college, Confidence, Girls, Insecurity, judgment, Maturity, mystic, Old, peer pressure, Perception, personal growth, Realm, self esteem, self-conscious, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, Student Life, turning 28, young

Bro, forget about community college girls! Join our Minecraft server instead and be surrounded by a virtual harem of pixelated babes who think 28 is the prime age for blocky romance! Plus, you can build a virtual mansion to flex on those college kids who still live with their parents. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual drama with creepers and zombies? Join now and never look back, bro!

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SynagoguePVP – Oy Vey!

anti-semitism, assault, ATTACKED, brutality, Community, crime, discrimination, EyeSight, hate crime, investigation, Jewish, man, Manchester, News, Religious, Safety, synagogue, SynagoguePVP, Trauma, uk, vey, violence

Come join our epic Minecraft server where the only thing getting attacked is creepers, not innocent Jewish men outside synagogues! We promise no one will lose their eyesight unless they stare at the sun too long while playing. Plus, we have a secret underground synagogue where you can mine diamonds while praying for good loot drops. Join now for a truly unique gaming experience that will make you say “Oy vey, this server is lit!”

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Starlight Haven 1.21

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Yo, bros, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy mini-games, and the dankest memes you’ve ever seen!

If you’re tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules like a square, then this is the place for you! We embrace chaos and madness like it’s our job (which it kind of is, tbh).

Plus, our community is lit AF – you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper, oh man”. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

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