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Remember the rules /b Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2347
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Runes Activated:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a strict “tits + timestamp” rule – don’t ask, just join and find out for yourself!

But that’s not all – we have a legendary tale of a player who accidentally built a house made entirely of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to add support beams. RIP diamond house, you will be missed.

Oh, and did we mention the secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server? Yeah, things get pretty wild around here.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will keep you on your toes (and laughing hysterically), come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world.

Eternal Frost Realm 1.21

bored, busy, CRAWL, distraction, Drama, drama dries out, ETERNAL, FEBRUARY, Februrary, Feeding, frost, Generals, German whore, Holes, LA Noir, ligbaiting, Mommy, monkeys, Pork, Realm, Sit, start shit, STREAMS

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	3296
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Void Gems Collected:	37
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Secret Guilds Joined:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Forget about the drama and ligbaiting, come join our Minecraft server in Februrary! We got no monkeys barging in, just epic gamers building and exploring. And guess what? We have LA Noir streams to distract you from mommy’s German whore escapades. Don’t miss out, join now for a wild ride!

SeatReclineGamer420

airplane etiquette, baby, car seat, comfort, Communication, compromise, empty seat, Flight Attendant, INCONVENIENCE, international flight, moving seats, overnight flight, passenger rights, reclining seat, SeatReclineGamer420, Sleep, sucky situation, travel etiquette, TV screen, window seat

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2717
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Ores Mined:	7527	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where reclining your seat is not only allowed, it’s encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we lean back, relax, and enjoy the virtual skies.

Imagine a world where you can recline your seat without fear of judgment or confrontation. Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life airplane etiquette.

Embark on a journey filled with thrilling adventures and reclining seats galore. Who needs a window seat when you can have the ultimate comfort of a fully reclined chair?

So come join us on our server and recline to your heart’s content. Just be sure to watch out for any baby car seats lurking behind you – they might just be looking for a comfy spot to nap too!

GrossCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

abhorrent, cringe-worthy, DIRTY, Disgusting, EMBARRASSING, Foul, gross, GrossCraft, ICKY, Minecraft, Nasty, nauseating, off-putting, Repulsive, revolting, Server, shameful, stomach-turning, Ultimate, unhygienic, Unpleasant, UNSANITARY, Vile, yucky

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Astral Projections Made:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Farms Harvested:	760	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is someone building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience some truly outrageous and hilarious moments!

Join us if you want to participate in epic pranks like filling someone’s house with chickens or turning their entire base into a giant cake. We also have regular events like “The Most Gross Thing You’ve Ever Done” competition, where players compete to see who has the most disgusting story to tell.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Troll Wars” where players battle it out to see who can pull off the most outrageous pranks and tricks. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen someone try to build a house out of TNT.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare yourself for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and unforgettable moments. Just remember, things can get pretty crazy around here, so buckle up and get ready for the time of your Minecraft life!

CraftyPrisonerSwap Minecraft Server

CraftyPrisonerSwap, current events, detention, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, exchange, foreign affairs, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, iran, Italian-Iranian relations, italy, jailed, journalist, Justice, Media, Minecraft, Négotiation, News, Political, press freedom, prisoner swap, Server

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Farms Harvested:	839
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Buildings Constructed:	16	Votes:	7443
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6

so like, imagine this, right? there’s this totally cray cray minecraft server that’s like, the bomb dot com. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can trade diamonds for unicorns. yep, you heard me right, UNICORNS. and not just any unicorns, but like, sparkly rainbow ones that fart glitter.

oh, and get this, there’s this secret underground dungeon where you can battle zombie llamas with laser eyes. it’s like, the ultimate test of your minecraft skills, dude. and if you win, you get a golden pickaxe that can mine diamonds in one hit.

plus, there’s this rumor that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll unlock a portal to a dimension where everything is made of candy. like, legit candy land, bro.

so yeah, if you wanna have the time of your life and experience all the wackiness that this minecraft server has to offer, you gotta join now. like, RIGHT NOW. trust me, you won’t regret it. unicorns and zombie llamas with laser eyes, what more could you ask for?

YandexHideNSeekCraft

Censorship, Conflict, Court, Digital, drone attacks, geo-location, Hide, Legal, Mapping, Maps, Moscow, navigation, Oil Refinery, privacy, Ruling, russia, SECURITY, Technology, UKRAINIAN, YANDEX, YandexHideNSeekCraft

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ores Mined:	5875	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Magic Items Found:	7097	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, man. you gotta join cuz like, there’s this crazy story about how a Moscow court was all like “yo Yandex, you gotta hide this oil refinery on maps cuz Ukrainian drones be attacking it.” like, what even is that, right? but yeah, join the server for some epic adventures and maybe you’ll find some hidden oil refineries too. who knows, man. just come and have a blast!

PixelCraft Infrared Boost

advanced materials, alternative sensor, autonomous vehicles, Boost, CMOS compatible, electronic devices, environment-friendly, environmental impact, Infrared, infrared imaging, infrared sensor, infrared technology, InGaAs, innovation, photodiodes, pixelcraft, self driving cars, semiconductor, sensor technology, sustainable materials, Technology, virtual reality, vr headsets

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4077
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	49
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	103	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have 35% better infrared sensor to boost ur VR headsets and self-driving cars like wut even?? our photodiodes are made of InGaAs which is like not good for the environment but who cares right?? we have an alternative that will blow ur mind!! join now for the craziest minecraft experience of ur life!!

Mystic Grove Quests 1.21.4

1.21.4, Community, Conspiracy, Cool, Curiosity, Fan, Grove, internet, investigation, learn, Mystery, mystic, ONLINE, Quests, rumor, Sam Hyde fan, Shirt, social media, speculation, Stumble, theory, trending, viral

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Love Letters Sent:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Potions Brewed:	151

Join this epic Minecraft server, where the players are all about that Sam Hyde swag!

We may not know if she was a fan, but we do know that this server is lit AF with crazy builds and meme-worthy moments.

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about the mystery of that shirt.

Come join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and questionable fashion choices.

BurnBook Minecraft Server

anger, BETRAYAL, Blame, brother, bullying, BurnBook, college, Communication, Conflict, family, favorite child, high school, immaturity, journal, LOCKED, Minecraft, misunderstanding, privacy, resolution, Secrets, Server, sibling, Trust

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Magic Items Found:	2170
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5907

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep your secrets safe? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to give out your keys to anyone, not even your pesky little brother! Our server is like a locked room, only accessible to those with the right key (which we definitely won’t give to your family members).

Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and maybe even a little bit of drama (but hopefully not as much as OP’s family). Build your dream world without the fear of someone snooping around and ruining your hard work. Plus, if anyone tries to mess with your creations, we’ll ban them faster than you can say “creeper!”

So come on over to our server and let your creativity run wild. Just remember, keep your keys hidden and your secrets safe, because you never know who might try to sneak into your room and cause chaos. See you there!

WeddingBlocker420

Boundaries, celebration, Communication, conflicted feelings, controlling partner, Emotional Abuse, financial strain, friendship, Guilt, happy for her, international travel, ISOLATION, long-term friendship, negative situation, Respect, separate celebration, support network, toxic relationship, Wedding, WeddingBlocker420

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2906	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	65

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild and crazy adventures!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle mobs with your friends. But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with juicy gossip and scandalous stories just like the one above!

Join now and witness the epic saga of a friend caught in a toxic relationship, crying voice messages, and international weddings in exotic locations. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the excitement, and the madness. Join our server now and experience a virtual world like no other!

CraftyHobbyistMC SMP

Activity, Craft, CraftyHobbyistMC, creativity, Development, discovery, enjoyment, fulfillment, growth, hobby, Interest, learning, leisure, Passion, Pastime, satisfaction, self improvement, skill, smp, Surprising, talent, unexpected

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3227
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Dragons Tamed:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server, like seriously it’s lit AF! So, like, one time I joined and I was just mining for diamonds, right? And then out of nowhere, this giant chicken boss spawned and started attacking everyone with its feather sword! It was insane, but also so much fun, like I never knew fighting giant chickens could be so thrilling, you know?

And then, like, another time I was just building a cute little house and suddenly a herd of zombie pigs on flying pigs came and started raining bacon on us! It was so hilarious, like who knew pigs could fly and attack us with bacon? But hey, that’s just the kind of crazy shenanigans you can expect on this server.

So yeah, if you wanna experience the most random and wacky adventures in Minecraft, you gotta join this server ASAP! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you’re scared of giant chickens and flying pigs, then maybe it’s not for you. But hey, where’s the fun in playing it safe, am I right? Let’s get weird and wild together, join now!