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BauBau’s SMP Shenanigans – FUWAMOCO Edition

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	8086
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crops Grown:	4866	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Dragons Tamed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8492

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this Fuzzy Firebreather Edition SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and fiery fun!

We’ve got a debut that will blow your mind, with our very own “BAU”DOL setting the stage on fire. And don’t miss out on our 3D debut, it’s hotter than a Nether portal!

Check out our YouTube channel for all the craziness, and make sure to mark your calendars for our upcoming streams – they’re so lit, even a Blaze would be jealous.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into our unarchived content for a treasure trove of Twitter spaces, karaoke nights, and more. And don’t forget to grab some merch to show off your SMP pride!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s set the Minecraft world on fire together! 🔥🐉 #FuzzyFirebreatherSMP #MinecraftMadness

Minecraft SMP: /pcgia/ – Phase ALiAS and Invaders General Funhouse

AliAs, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, funhouse, Fuura Yuri, general, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, Invaders, Invaders General, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Minecraft, pcgia, phase, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, smp, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, twitter widget, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	19
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Animals Bred:	111	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Hey there, looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a herd of creepers on caffeine? Look no further than this server! Join us for a chance to team up with Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders – because who wouldn’t want to mine and craft with a crew of virtual superstars?

Imagine building your base alongside Kaneko Lumi, the queen of YouTube, or battling it out in epic PvP matches with Fuura Yuri, the mysterious Twitch legend. And don’t even get us started on the shenanigans you’ll get into with Ember Amane, Dizzy Dokuro, Jelly Hoshiumi, and the rest of the gang. It’s like a virtual reality show, but with more diamond swords and less drama (hopefully).

So why join this server? Well, aside from the fact that you’ll be rubbing elbows with some of the coolest virtual personalities around, you’ll also get access to exclusive content, crazy events, and maybe even a chance to become a virtual superstar yourself. Plus, where else can you say you’ve survived a zombie apocalypse with Remilia Nephys and Chisaka Airi by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the madness of this Minecraft SMP and get ready for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of /pcgia/!

BauCraft Minecraft Server

3D Edition, advent, Anime List, baubau, BauCraft, debut, fuwamoco, hololive, karaokes, Livestream, merch, Minecraft, NSFW, Orisong BORN TO BE “BAU”DOL, Schedule, Server, songs, Stream, Thread Template, Twitter Spaces, Unarchived Content, VN, VTL team info, youtube channel

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	7027
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dimension Hops:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	New Chunks Explored:	773860

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Join us on Advent 3D Edition where the adventures are as wild as a herd of creepers on a rampage!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. Legend has it that those who join our server will have the chance to uncover such treasures and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most talented virtual idols, Baubau and Mococo. They serenade players with their angelic voices and even have their own merch for you to show off while mining and crafting your way to victory.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Advent 3D Edition and let the craziness begin! Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

BauBauCraft – Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6494
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	35
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further, because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to party with us! – We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear – all for you to plunder! – The mobs on our server are actually friendly and will do the mining for you. Just sit back and relax! – Our server has a magical portal that leads to a land filled with unicorns and rainbows. Who wouldn’t want to explore that?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the craziness begin!

HonkaiCraft – Minecraft Server

Character Banners, Feixiao, Finest Duel Under the Pristine Blue, Honkai Impact 3, honkai star rail, Honkai: Star Rail General, HonkaiCraft, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Mind the Swelter Watch the Furnace, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Redeemable Codes, serendipity, Server, STARRAILGIFTYUNLISNACK, Thread Template, Tools & Resources, Version 2.4, Yunli

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ores Mined:	8566	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than Feixiao’s Wind Hunt? Well, look no further! Our server is so epic, it’ll make Moze’s Lightning Hunt look like child’s play.

Join us for the wildest duels under the pristine blue sky, just like in our 2.4 Preview Page where you can battle it out with Yunli and Huohuo. And don’t forget to watch out for the sweltering furnace in our Myriad Celestia Trailer – it’s hotter than Yukong’s fire attacks!

With character banners featuring Lynx and light cone banners like Dance at Sunset, you’ll be partying all night long on our server. Plus, we have redeemable codes that are more valuable than a snack from Yunli herself!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the adventure of a lifetime. Just remember to mind the swelter and watch the furnace – things can get pretty crazy around here!

CraftyCraze Minecraft Server

Affiliates, CraftyCraze, eien, host agency, Idol, Kawaii, Minecraft, Modpack, phase connect, PixelLink, playlist, Previous thread, prima, Schedule, Server, Sheeptubers, Specialite., Thread Template, Tsunderia Extended, twitter, V-Dere, V&U, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Vtubers, Whitelist

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	2557
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Dragons Tamed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the Nether? Look no further than VSMP – the server for VTubers hosted by PixelLink! Our custom modpack will have you mining, crafting, and vibing like never before. Join us and you’ll be rubbing elbows with virtual idols, sheep-themed content creators, and even some Tsundere Extended folks (watch out for those sharp words and soft hearts). Plus, our host agency PixelLink is so cool, they make Endermen jealous. So why wait? Join VSMP today and start your virtual adventure – because in this world, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some pesky creepers).

MineTale Server – /utg/ Edition

books, booru, comicbin, Deltarune, Edition, FANART, fangamebin, fangamer, image collections, itch.io, legends of localization, merchandise, MineTale, recommendbin, Screenshots, Server, spoilers, Steam, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, Undertale, utg, writebins

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	2997
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience, the Blow Me Edition! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers before they even come out! That’s right, we’re so ahead of the game that we know what’s going to happen before it even happens.

2. Our server is like the Old Game, but on steroids. The Old Game’s Demo? Pfft, we’ve got the full game and then some. And don’t even get me started on the New Game’s Progress – it’s so mind-blowing, you’ll think you’re in a whole new dimension.

3. We’ve got merch that will make your Minecraft character look cooler than ever. Want an Undertale Artbook? We’ve got it. Need some Legends of Localization – Undertale swag? We’ve got that too. Your character will be the envy of all other players.

4. And if you need a break from all the action, we’ve got books, text dumps, image collections, and even a Booru (whatever that is) to keep you entertained for hours on end. You’ll never want to leave our server once you join.

So what are you waiting for? Join the Blow Me Edition Minecraft server now and experience the most insane and epic gameplay of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

/uNd3rTaL3_MiNeCrAfT_SmP – Undertale/Deltarune General

artbook, booru, chapter 2, comicbin, cringe, Deltarune, extra content, Fangame, font change, general, image collections, legends of localization, merchandise, recommendbin, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, toby fox, uNd3rTaL3_MiNeCrAfT_SmP, Undertale, UndertaleDeltarune, writebins

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3359
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Magic Items Found:	3689
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have transformed into the cringe incarnate edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with DELTARUNE CHAPTER 2 spoilers, old game demos, new game progress updates, and merch that will make your head spin.

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Undertale and Deltarune with extra content, text dumps, image collections, and even a booru that has been newly resurrected (please help tag)! Need a laugh? Check out our comicbin for some hilarious fan-made content.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try changing the font on our server? The possibilities are endless! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who knows, you might even uncover some hidden secrets along the way.

Minecraft SMP: /utg/ – Undermine/Deltamine General

booru, chapter 2, comicbin, Deltarune, extra content, fangamebin, general, image collections, legends of localization, merch, Minecraft, New game, Old Game, progress, recommendbin, sea monster rouxls, smp, spoilers, text dumps, Thread Template, UndermineDeltamine, Undertale, Undertale Artbook, utg, writebins

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	6547
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	173	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Potions Brewed:	100
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Ores Mined:	3130
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Welcome to Sea Monster Rouxls edition! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of TNT!

Join us if you dare, as we embark on epic quests to defeat the evil Rouxls Kaard and his army of mischievous Jevil minions. Rumor has it that the only way to stop them is by crafting the legendary Diamond Spork of Destiny.

But that’s not all! Dive into the depths of the ocean and face off against the fearsome Sea Monster Rouxls, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted sponge blocks that grant you the power to breathe underwater indefinitely.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, proceed at your own Frisk… 😉🌊🐲 #DiamondSporkOfDestiny #SeaMonsterRouxls #MinecraftMadness

AlienInvadeMC Server

AlienInvadeMC, Amanogawa Shiina, Chisaka Airi, Divegrass team, Dizzy Dokuro, Ember Amane, Erina Makina, Fuura Yuri, Himemiya Rie, idol corp, illustrated guide, Invaders, Jelly Hoshiumi, Kaneko Lumi, Kawaii, Komachi Panko, LIA, Phase ALiAS, phase connect, Phase Connect Second Generation, Phase Friends, PixelLink, prima, Remilia Nephys, Sayu Sincronisity, Server, tcgia, Thread Template, tsunderia, V4Mirai, VReverie Extended, Yubicraft

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Alien Abductions:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than this server, where Phase Connect’s Second Generation and Invaders come together for some epic gaming!

Join us for a chance to team up with Kaneko Lumi, the master of all things Minecraft, or take on the challenge with Fuura Yuri, who can build a castle faster than you can say “diamond sword.”

Ember Amane will light up your world with her fiery skills, while Dizzy Dokuro will keep you on your toes with her unpredictable gameplay.

And don’t forget about Jelly Hoshiumi, the queen of redstone contraptions, or Remilia Nephys, who can mine diamonds like it’s nobody’s business.

With Chisaka Airi, Amanogawa Shiina, Himemiya Rie, Erina Makina, and Komachi Panko also in the mix, this server is guaranteed to be a blast!

So why wait? Join us now for some epic adventures, insane builds, and endless laughs. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure or two along the way. See you in the game!

“Trust me,just an one block server”🤫💀

Anarchy, Bedwars, don’t trust everyone, Dupe, Earth, Friendly, goodluck, Hardcore, Join, Minecraft, one block, OneBlock, Problem, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, tip, Trust, War, world war 3

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	3119
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4

Trust me,its just an one block serverI have many problem in the server(world war 3,dupe,….)Don’t worry, everyone in the server very “friendly”💀🤫GoodluckI have a tip for you before you join the server: don’t trust everyone

1block.ddns.net:4426

CaesarCraft Minecraft Server

Advocate, Armed Forces, Caesar, CaesarCraft, Class War, Crisis, Democracy, Game, honest politician, Military, Minecraft, Ministry of Defence, Planning, political party, political system, popular support, Populist candidate, power, Server, shtf, social media, society, Support

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	4508
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Dimension Hops:	15	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Crops Grown:	2920
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and start your journey to becoming a Minecraft Caesar! That’s right, you can rule over your own virtual empire and lead your people to greatness.

But wait, there’s more! We have a unique political system where you can rise to power by presenting yourself as a Populist candidate. Subvert the democratic process and become the ultimate ruler of the server. And don’t worry about getting kicked out of the party, just rely on the support of the people and start a class war!

But that’s not all, gain positions that interact with the military and build up your army for when true SHTF happens. Convince the military to join your side and become the ultimate Minecraft dictator.

Join our server now and start your journey to Minecraft greatness. Who knew politics could be so fun in a virtual world?

Hi fellow 4chan people (that’s how you say right?) my name is BlockMaster420 and I’m here to dominate in the Minecraft SMP Madness!

4chan, attractive, BlockMaster420, codes, DOMINATE, fellow, girl, guy, gym, horny, instagram, instagram picture, madness, Minecraft, normie language, normiestein, ooga booga wanna bang, people, physical contact, room, sex, smp, Stories, Straight.., teach, Words

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2914
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchantments Applied:	82
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	18	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old servers where people actually play the game? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only goal is to ooga booga wanna bang all day, every day!

We’ve got a whole new language for you to learn – normie language. Looking at a girl for 1 second? That’s a secret code for “ooga booga wanna bang?” Saying “hi” to a girl? Yep, you guessed it – “ooga booga wanna bang?” Liking an Instagram picture of a girl? That’s right, “ooga booga wanna bang?” We’ve got codes for every situation!

And don’t worry, we’re not just about girls here. If you have physical contact with anyone, it’s automatically “ooga booga wanna bang?” Whether you’re straight or not, it doesn’t matter – we’re all about that ooga booga life.

So come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft SMP out there. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you can have non-stop ooga booga fun? Don’t be a normie, join us today!

DadTaxiDeniedCraft

Abuse, Access, aita, chauffeuring, child maintenance, children, dad, DadTaxiDeniedCraft, DRIVE, feel like, License, MONEY, new partner, Pick up, refusing, RESPONSIBILITY, taxi, teenagers, vile words

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6948
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your ex? Look no further! Join our server where we promise drama, chaos, and a whole lot of fun!

Our server is like a dysfunctional family, just like yours! We have players who will constantly message you with abuse, call you names, and make you question your life choices. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Don’t worry about driving your kids to their dad’s house, because on our server, we have teleportation! Just click a button and you’ll be instantly transported to wherever you need to go. No more dealing with deadbeat dads who can’t even drive themselves.

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always invite your ex and his new partner to join the server too. Who knows, maybe they’ll become your new Minecraft buddies!

So come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

NikkeiCraft Minecraft Server

Asian Markets, bear market, crashes, economic downturn, Economy, finance, financial crisis, Global markets, Investment, market, Minecraft, Nikkei, NikkeiCraft, Panic, recession, sell off, Server, stock exchange, stock market, stock prices, stocks, Trading, volatility

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Potions Brewed:	66	Runes Activated:	5

come join our minecraft server where the only crashing you’ll experience is when you accidentally ride your pig off a cliff! we’ve got more chaos than the Nikkei stock market, with players running around like headless chickens trying to build the biggest, baddest castle in all the land.

But watch out, because our mobs are more ruthless than a bear market, ready to trample your stocks and leave you crying in a corner. Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made out of redstone.

So what are you waiting for? Come on over and see if you can survive the craziness that is our minecraft server. Just remember, when in doubt, always blame the creepers.

NikkeiCraft – Drop It Like It’s Hot!

Asia, bear market, Drop, Economy, financial crisis, Global, History, hot, Investment, Japan, market, Nikkei stock index, NikkeiCraft, panic selling, recession, record-breaking, shares, stock market, stocks, Trading, trading floor, volatility

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	7695
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Magic Items Found:	8748	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3

OMG, like, have you heard of this cray cray Minecraft server??? It’s like, so lit, you won’t even believe it! Join now for a chance to win a million diamonds and ride a unicorn into battle against evil creepers!

This server is so epic, even Japan’s Nikkei stock index couldn’t handle the excitement and dropped over 4,000 points! It was the biggest drop in history, but who cares when you can build a castle made of cheese and ride a flying pig into the sunset?

Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and become part of the most insane Minecraft community ever! Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you hate fun and unicorns, then maybe you should just go play with some dirt blocks or something.

MineBet Minecraft Server

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3069
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Mines Excavated:	4670	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be gambling with is creepers blowing up your house! We’ve got more slot machines than you can shake a diamond pickaxe at, and our new machines are so hot they’ll make the Nether jealous.

Join us for a chance to win virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams, or just to laugh at your friends when they accidentally fall into a pit of lava. And don’t worry about problem gambling, because if you start to feel the urge to bet your entire stack of diamonds, just call 1-800-GAMBLER and we’ll send a team of virtual therapists to help you out.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and let the good times roll (and the dice, and the slot machine reels, and maybe even a few TNT explosions)!

”’/BritCraft SMP”’

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	2718
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Star Shards Collected:	81	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Villages Defended:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than wee rorke edish! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and stumbled upon a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. But here’s the catch – the dungeon was guarded by a pack of angry llamas wearing top hats! Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat these dapper llamas and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a mysterious floating island where the rarest of mobs roam free. Rumor has it that if you manage to tame a flying pig and ride it to the top of the island, you will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So what are you waiting for? Join wee rorke edish today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to pack plenty of snacks and a sense of humor, because things tend to get a little crazy around here.

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	2022
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Void Armor Forged:	29	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Votes:	4148
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Are you tired of living in the boring real world? Do you crave adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the answer to all your prayers!

Join our server and embark on a journey like no other. Build towering castles, mine for rare diamonds, and battle ferocious mobs with your friends. But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its riches?

And let’s not forget about the legendary Pigman King who rules over the land with an iron fist (or hoof, in this case). Defeat him in battle and claim his crown as your own, becoming the ultimate ruler of the server.

So what are you waiting for? Make the life-changing purchase of joining our Minecraft SMP today for under $100 and prepare to have your mind blown!

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2846
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Emeralds Found:	7992

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be mining is laughter! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated shenanigans and virtual adventures that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way possible).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who stumbled upon our server and decided to give it a go. Little did they know, they would soon find themselves in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords and enchanted armor. But fear not, for our player emerged victorious, with feathers flying everywhere and a newfound appreciation for the absurdity of Minecraft.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll also have the chance to build your dream castle, ride a pig into battle, and even engage in epic dance-offs with creepers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of our virtual world, just waiting to be discovered by the bravest of adventurers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and prepare yourself for a gaming experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find that the key to surviving your 40s is hidden somewhere in the pixelated madness of our server.