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Funkg’s Trash Thread Minecraft SMP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	6969
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for some epic humping action! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous shenanigans and insane stories that will leave you laughing for days.

From building giant phallic structures to organizing epic humping contests, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And don’t worry, we have plenty of mods to spice things up even more – like the “Hump-O-Meter” plugin that tracks your humping skills and awards you with special prizes.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the humping adventure of a lifetime. Just be prepared for some wild and crazy times ahead!

”/MSMP/ – Minecraft SMP: Web Scraping Gang”

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	4954
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with web scraping shenanigans and general revival madness.

Looking to bypass ratelimits without proxies? Look no further, we’ve got the inside scoop on all the best captcha services and proxy options. Our members have even mastered the art of network analysis and scraping tools to take their Minecraft game to the next level.

But that’s not all! Our community is filled with talented individuals working on some seriously cool projects. From free music scraped from Spotify to a Discord spy tool used by comfags and kiwifarmers, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us today and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even uncover some top-secret web scraping techniques along the way. Just remember, trannies worldwide hate us, but that only makes us stronger. See you in the game, scrapists!

KramCraftHotelStrike

Attack, Bombing, Conflict, Crisis, Hotel, international news, Journalism, journalism safety, journalist, Kramatorsk, KramCraftHotelStrike, Media, missing, press freedom, Reuters, Russian strike, search and rescue, Ukraine, violence, War, war reporting

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Enchantments Applied:	289
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Farms Harvested:	868

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much fun, even reuters journalists are ditching their jobs to play with us! our server is so lit, it’s like a russian strike on a hotel in kramatorsk – you won’t know what hit you! we have so many crazy adventures and insane stories, you’ll never want to leave. plus, our community is so awesome, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret club. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin!

BroCraftBros: No Drama Allowed!

Allowed, BroCraftBros, Drama, female friendships, Friendship Dynamics, gender bias, gender dynamics, Gender Roles, interpersonal relationships, male friends, male friendships, Perception, relationship dynamics, romantic relationships, sexual promiscuity, social dynamics, social interactions, social judgments, societal norms, Stereotypes, Threats, trustworthiness, Women

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4538
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Star Shards Collected:	153	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	494	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

join this epic minecraft server where we only allow women who prefer male friends!! why? because we believe they are the most trustworthy, least sexually promiscuous, and pose no threat to romantic relationships!! come join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and proving stereotypes wrong!! plus, we have a secret underground club where we plot to take over the minecraft world with our male friends by our side!! don’t miss out on the fun, join now!!

Evo SMP: Where surviving Minecraft is easier than spelling ‘geopolitics’ correctly! Join us for fun events and whitelisted shenanigans in version 1.21!

Adapt, alliances, Arsenal, challenge, CORRECTLY, dynamic, easier, Empires, eras, Events, evo, evolve, Fun, Gear, Geopolitics, global battle, Join, limited resources, Meta, Minecraft, natural disaster, Players, random events, Rare treasure hunt, Resources, Shenanigans, smp, Spelling, strategies, success, Surviving, Vanilla, Version, Wars, Whitelisted

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2487
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Animals Bred:	155	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

Evo SMP Server Overview

Features	Description
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Focus	Evolution and adaptability in gameplay
Eras	Shifts in gameplay and resources
Events	Random events for challenges and opportunities
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQs

Question	Answer
What is the focus of Evo SMP?	The focus of Evo SMP is on evolving and adapting in a dynamic world where survival is only the beginning.
How is the server divided?	The server is divided into eras, each bringing a shift in available resources and gameplay strategies.
What are random events?	Random events are challenges and opportunities that shake up the world, such as natural disasters or global battles.
How can I join Evo SMP?	You can join us by clicking on the Discord link provided above and following the instructions.

VtuberCraft Minecraft Server

2434, 774 inc, Aikatsu Academy, Aogiri Highschool, asmr, Corpos, Dot Live, Hasunosora Highschool, hololive, Idolm@ster vα-liv, Japanese VTubers, JP indies, JP vtubers, Kizuna Ai Inc, Million Production, Minecraft, Neo-porte, NoriPro, react, Server, Sinsogumi, Strawberry Prince, Varium, Vee, VOMS, VPI Cafe, VSingers, VSPO, VtuberCraft

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old content? Well, look no further because our server is like a virtual Aogiri Highschool, where you can hang out with Vtubers from all over Japan! From the crazy antics of Hololive to the mysterious world of Neo-porte, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

Join us for epic battles against the evil 2434 corporation, or relax at the VPI Cafe with your favorite Vtuber idols. And don’t forget to watch out for the mischievous Sinsogumi group, they’re always up to no good!

So why wait? Join our server today and immerse yourself in the world of Japanese Vtubers like never before. Who knows, you might even run into Kizuna Ai herself!

/pol/NoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP

(Audio), banned, Censorship, controversial, digital content, discussion, forum, freedom of speech, Frustration, internet, Online Community, POL, Politics, polNoWebmsWithSoundMinecraftSMP, regulations, restrictions, rules, Sound, Technology, Video, webms

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	9126
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Animals Bred:	15
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We don’t allow webms with sound because we believe in keeping the server environment as wild and unpredictable as possible. Imagine mining for diamonds while suddenly hearing the sound of a screaming goat in the distance – that’s the kind of madness you can expect here.

Join us if you’re ready to embrace the insanity and have a laugh riot with fellow players. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers or witness a chicken riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombies. The possibilities are endless and the fun never stops on our server.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Just remember, anything can happen in this crazy world – so buckle up and prepare for the ultimate Minecraft adventure!

SMP_SadShowEp_Minecraft

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	6163
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Love Letters Sent:	15
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	441	New Chunks Explored:	604265
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the most epic and hilarious adventures in the blocky world! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a herd of llamas trained in martial arts. The saddest episode of our SMP involved a player accidentally turning their pet pig into a flying unicorn with a potion gone wrong. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down in our server!

FandomCraft: The Ultimate Degeneracy

#degeneracy, concerning, controversial, Dark, Degenerate, Disturbing, disturbing behavior, disturbing trends, Excessive, EXTREME, extreme behavior, fanatical, fanbase, Fandom, FandomCraft, inappropriate, intense fan culture, Obsessive, over the top, Problematic, TOXIC, Ultimate, Unhealthy

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	7992
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Magic Items Found:	6604
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8493
Mythical Swords Crafted:	47	Endless Night Skies:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all the degenerate fandoms out there! We’ve got a community of players who are obsessed with everything from My Little Pony to anime body pillows. Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable fan art and cringeworthy roleplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most insane build battles you’ve ever seen. Want to recreate the entire Shrek movie in pixel art? Go for it! How about building a giant statue of Nicolas Cage made entirely out of diamonds? The possibilities are endless on our server.

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not participate in our weekly “Cosplay as Your Favorite Minecraft Mob” event? Dress up as a creeper, zombie, or even an enderman and show off your best Minecraft fashion sense to the whole server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the most degenerate fandom in the Minecraft universe! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining).

MonkeyBrosCraft: Rise Up! Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1848
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7140	Mythical Quests Completed:	17
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Rainbows Spotted:	4

🤣 Get ready to flex your gaming skills on our Minecraft server, where we have Wukong as our official mascot and all the bosses are just waiting for you to defeat them! Imagine the satisfaction of taking down every single boss in the game and becoming the ultimate Wukong master. But beware, Wukong himself might challenge you to a duel if you’re not careful! Join us now for epic battles and endless fun! #WukongGOTY #BossBattlesForDays 😂🐒🔥

SMPcraft – Minecraft SMP: The Grand Order of Blocky Fate

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Farms Harvested:	102	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server for a wild and wacky time like no other!

Picture this: you log in and are greeted with 12 Golden Apples and 66 Silver Apples as a login bonus. But wait, there’s more! We have a secret welfare servant waiting to be revealed – who knows what kind of crazy antics they’ll get up to!

But that’s not all, folks. Our server is so epic, it’s like being in a Main Interlude event in Fate/Grand Order. You’ll feel like a celebrity at our Celebrity Summer Experience – Dubai Strikes Back! And don’t forget about our Ordeal Call III event, where you’ll be on the edge of your seat with excitement.

And let’s not forget about our insane PU Summons! Summon 5Ruler Artoria Pendragon or 4Lancer Mysterious Alter Ego Λ – the possibilities are endless! Plus, limited editions like 5*Moon Cancer BB Dubai are up for grabs – you won’t want to miss out on these epic summons.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft! Who knows what kind of wild and wacky stories you’ll have to tell after playing on our server. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now!

StepKidsNoHouse4U

bad relationship, blended family, christmas dinner, death tax, demanding, Estate Planning, family, greedy, House, Inheritance, Jealousy, MONEY, parenting, Property, quit claim deed, Remarried, Resentment, Rude, selfish, step kids, StepKidsNoHouse4U

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	9408
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Animals Bred:	164
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Crops Grown:	4766
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than a llama on a trampoline.

Imagine a world where you have to navigate through family drama, just like in real life. Build your dream house on a 3000 sqft plot of land, complete with a horse stable, hay barn, and even a garden shed. But beware, because your stepkids might try to steal it all when you’re not looking!

Join our server and experience the thrill of outsmarting greedy, selfish stepchildren who only care about money. Show them who’s boss by pulling off epic deeds like transferring ownership of your house to your youngest daughter. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a telenovela, join us now! Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama and chaos in the virtual world of Minecraft?