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The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2788
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Void Armor Forged:	30
Ores Mined:	2857	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	125
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Magic Items Found:	8262
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	2463
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Votes:	3060
Crops Grown:	5127	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1868
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Alien Abductions:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5428
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5173	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	21	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	86
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!

””Is that a cat?!” Minecraft server””

animal, cat, Climax, control, Cumming, disbelief, Erotic, EXCITEMENT, Feline, funny, INTENSE, Minecraft, orgasm, overwhelmed, Pleasure, reaction, Sensation, Sensual, Server, STOP, Surprise, uncontrollable

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	14
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t make you feel anything? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll be experiencing sensations you never thought possible! Just ask our player who exclaimed, “Stop I… I can’t… Control… OOOOHH IM CUMMING” while playing. Join us for a wild ride filled with surprises, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of arousal. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Chest Pains Minecraft SMP

chest, chest discomfort, chest pain causes, chest pain diagnosis, chest pain management, chest pain prevention, chest pain relief, chest pain remedies, chest pain symptoms, chest pain treatment, chest pain triggers, chest pains, chest tightness, coffee, health concerns, heart attack, left side, man boobs, Medical advice, Minecraft, nicotine, Pains, smoking, smp

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	7604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	44	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only thing causing chest pains is the intense laughter you’ll experience from all the hilarious shenanigans that go down on our server! Forget about real-life worries, join us and let your worries melt away as you embark on crazy adventures with your fellow players.

Join us if you want to experience heart-pounding excitement as you navigate through treacherous dungeons, build epic structures, and engage in epic battles with giant chickens (yes, you read that right). Who needs nicotine and coffee when you have the adrenaline rush of exploring our wild and wacky world?

So come on, join us and leave those chest pains in the dust as you dive headfirst into the insanity that awaits you on our Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it (but your abs might regret all the laughter-induced workouts)!

Sparkle World Minecraft server

Anarchy, Custom Items, Minecraft, Server, Sparkle World, Survival

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7070
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Server with anarchy and future survival with custom items!

sparkleworld.ru

Blocky Racism Minecraft Server

blocky, cultural norms, discrimination, implicit bias, Minecraft, prejudice, Privilege, racial awareness, racial bias, racial dynamics, racial education, racial identity, racial inequality, racial justice, racial prejudice, racial sensitivity, racism, Server, social justice, societal conditioning, Stereotypes, systemic racism, white people

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5757
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	15

Are you tired of dealing with racist mobs in Minecraft? Join our server and experience a world where even the creepers are woke! Our server is so inclusive, even the Ender Dragon is a social justice warrior. Plus, our villagers offer free diversity training seminars every Tuesday. Say goodbye to bigotry and hello to a world where everyone is treated equally, even the chickens! Join now and help us build a world where discrimination is just a bad dream (literally, we have a plugin that bans racist players in their sleep).

The Snoot Minecraft SMP: Saturday – Lunara’s Mighty Need Edition

Aggie, AO3 page, Blender models, Downloads, Edition, Fang board playlists, Greentext Mega, Guide, hug the gator, Low Poly models, LUNARA, Lunaras, Mighty, Minecraft, Mods, Previous thread, saturday, smp, snoot, Snoot AI Chatbots, snoot archive, Snoot fic spreadsheet, Snoot Game, Snootboorus, thread archives

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5726
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Votes:	2269
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6444
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more mods than you can shake a diamond sword at, including the Snoot Game mod where you can hug gators and the Fang board mod where you can listen to music playlists that will make your pickaxe swing faster!

But that’s not all – we’ve also got a Snootboorus for all your art needs (just no GVH allowed, sorry not sorry) and a Snoot fic spreadsheet that will have you laughing and crying at the same time. And don’t forget about our Snoot AI Chatbots, because who wouldn’t want to chat with a virtual caveman?

So come join us on our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those exploding sheep – they’re a real blast!